I want one of these for my birthday.
From the site:
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The Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a low frequency thanato-auric wave
generator. Known for its use by the Nazis and for its animalizing
effects on human subjects tested within measurable vibratory proximity,
the machine electrically generates two subsonic sinewaves - one 3hz,
the other 9hz. Together, these two frequencies (one acting as carrier,
the other as program) generate a lower third, .56hz.
In addition to these sinewave generators, the machine contains four
tapeloops of unduplicable lengths, each containing textual material.
Two of these loops operate below the threshold of decipherability (one
forward, the other backwards), and two operate far beyond the opposite
threshold (also one forward, the other backwards). The effect of the
subsonic sinewaves on the sound of these human voice recordings is one
of organic ululation.
But this aurotic environment, with its sensual, undeniably
aphrodisiacal effect on subjects, is peripheral to the machine's
essential function: to trigger states of urgency and fearlessness, and
to disarmour the intimate charms of the violent child within. While the
9hz, 3hz and .56hz wavelengths together signal a state of high-level
ferocity and austerity in subjects within approximately four yards, the
Trithemean incantations richly pervading the machine's aural output
produce feelings of aboveness and unbridled openess.
The combination of drastically contrasting emotional trigger mechanisms
results in an often profound behavioral enhancement which occurs
strikingly soon (within moments) after the user enters and remains in
the auricular field of the machine. This patently Plecidic enhancement
is described in a study by the inventor, Bill Jenkins, as "Sensitive
Disturbance," an "atomic catharsis of nucleopatriphobic anxieties and
freeze-locking, thanatotic armor." [1]
Documented experiments include cases in which subjects previously
unacquainted with one another are found freely sharing inner thoughts,
secrets and/or vulnerable feelings, in several cases to the point of
impetuously shedding the veil of clothing. Others involve extraordinary
strength and detailed focus of will: a dilettante, Catalonian national
using the machine daily over a period of five or six weeks eventually
managed to ingratiate himself to Adolf Hitler, persuade his quarry to
adopt the swastika as high totem and emblem of the burgeoning National
Socialist Conference, and justify his swift departure from Aryan allies
by returning to Germany in 1942 to present Hitler with the inestimable
graces of the Dalai Lama.
It is sad that the most widely "known" experiment (in which six younger
subjects turned their newfound fearless attentions toward death, and
purportedly unleashed their physical strength and determination upon
each other in a congress of erotic strangulation [2]) has cast a dark
cloud over the otherwise useful tool, erroneously compelling otherwise
intelligent persons - from both scientific and artistic circles - to
avoid the machine altogether. After decades behind locked doors, the
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer, protected by the Plecid Foundation and the
William Jenkins Estate under the executorship of Bill Jenkins, Jr., is
now again entering a phase of widespread experimentation. In 1978, Bill
Jenkins, Jr., Magister General of the Plecid Foundation in New York, of
which his venerable father had held the title of Magus
Eugenaestheticus, extended a global invitation to those individuals
ready to experience the primal, holistic, sensitive transmogrification,
to spend a few moments in his father's laboratory alone with the
machine. The results were very pleasing to young Jenkins: out of 108
voluntary subjects culled from throughout the world, fifty-six agreed
to submit to Jenkins' apprenticeship program; within nine years, twelve
of them developed into skilled craftsmen capable of producing machines
of sufficient quality to genuinely spark a dawn of primeval wisdom by
the turn of the millenium.
Dr. Robert Hutchins, late professor of Chemistry at the University of
Michigan, records in a laboratory journal of 1921 instances in which
the machine was brought to his home and operated at light social
gatherings incognito. Hutchins' interest does appear to have been
somewhat questionable in that the journal gives inordinate space to
delirious accounts of sexual misconduct, juxtaposed with vague attempts
at scientific explanation. However, the entries [3] clearly prove that
the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer had quickly made inroads into academic
circles long before its Nazi usage. Following is an excerpt:
Present at this time are Mr. and Mrs. Cedric Wellington, Miss Elizabeth
McFadden and Miss Betame, whose surname I cannot remember. The group
has been in the presence of the machine, set at 5.6dbs, for
approximately two-and-a-half hours, two of which have been spent in an
undeniably animalistic state.
Within half and hour of her arrival, Miss McFadden joined Mr. and Mrs.
Wellington in an absolutely deplorable menage on the livingroom floor.
Miss Betame appeared to be initially disoriented by this, but within
five minutes had removed most of her clothing and begun fingering her
exposed sex organ. After perhaps five or six minutes of these unbridled
sexual persuits, Miss Betame, apparently shameless on all fours,
attempted to approach my body, on the opposite side of the room. In an
attempt at cordiality, I profferred a brisk smile and left the room to
prepare a new tray of refreshments for the guests.
Upon walking into the kitchen, I had to catch my breath. I had never
witnessed this type of behavior and would have never expected it from
members of my own peer group.
I returned to the livingroom, set the hors d'oeuvre tray down on the
end table next to the couch and seated myself on a chair facing the
menage. Elizabeth, who had joined the others, glanced mysteriously in
my direction and crawled across the room toward me. I panicked and was
suddenly paralyzed. Aside from the effects of the Feraliminal
Lycanthropizer, which were close to bringing me into submission, I felt
distracted by Mrs. Wellington, who was howling while appearing to
extend her entire left hand, clenched tightly, into Elizabeth's birth
canal. The lady seemed to be struggling to say something, which I was
then determined to decipher. I almost entered a kind of trace state.
Betame's hands were rapidly and hypnotically motioning to remove my
shirt. I began to sweat and shake and again excused myself, this time
to the lavatory, where I now complete this entry. Clearly, Jenkins'
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer is a fundamental pivot between man and
beast, and, if used with extreme discretion, may serve to emancipate
overly fragmented personalities from the restrictive conditioning and
mores which undoubtedly lie at the crux of all neurotic and psychotic
disorders.
Mahabad Golriz, renowned Persian botanist, spent a substantial portion
of his later years in Lausanne seeking subsidies from the Islamic Trust
For Arts & Sciences for the establishment of a committee dedicated to
the thorough investigation of the Feraliminal Lycanthropizer's effects
on plant life. Golriz observes:
The Lycanthropizer sets into motion the process of subtle change at the
innermost loci of the DNA molecule. In private studies, my associates
and I have observed a 72% consistency in the drastic changes the
machine imposes upon phenotypic expressions of the nokhod (pois
chiche).
Walter Stevens, Assistant Director of Secret Operations, a primary
artery of the National Security Council, which receives its research
subsidies from the NSA, has intimated to a former NSA agent that the
Feraliminal Lycanthropizer was used extensively during and after the
Viet Nam War as a truth serum, helping to liberate essential
information from American was criminals and distraught POWs. Although
Stevens cannot be quoted directly, and naming our intermediary would be
a breach of trust, we do hold in our possession public domain
photographs explicitly documenting use of the Feraliminal
Lycanthropizer at the scene of such an interrogation.
[1] Journal of International Science, vol. V, no.s 6, 7, 8 and 9;
serial reprint; New York, 1933-4.
[2] New York Times, May 20, 1970, p. C6.
[3] Psychoradionics: William Jenkins Contra Robert E. Hutchins (Adam
Yean, ed.). Edinburgh: Magnum Opus Hermetic Sourceworks, 1947.
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