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Texas Tragedy Attribution
IT HAPPENED in the dark, after a thunderstorm, more than 36 years ago
and she has never spoken about it.
But according to her friends it remains the key event which has shaped
the character of Texas First Lady Laura Bush.
When she was 17 years old, the future wife of Republican presidential
candidate George W. Bush, then known as
Laura Welch, made a mistake that killed her boyfriend.
On Nov. 5, 1963, at 8 p.m., Laura was driving east on Farm Road 868 in
her hometown of Midland en route
to a party. At a dangerous intersection, she allegedly failed to see
Mike Douglas, also 17, heading south on State Road 369.
Laura, traveling with her best friend Judy Dykes and allegedly chatting
about clothes, collided with Douglas' Jeep,
which was doorless. He was thrown from the vehicle and broke his neck,
dying instantly.
"She didn't see him, he didn't see her," says Dan Harris, who also was
cruising Midland that night, with
Laura's close friend Beverly Girdley.
"It was a terrible accident."
The Midland City authorities have declined to release the full accident
report. They have referred Freedom of Information
requests for release of the document to the attorney general of Texas,
who has until May 15 to decide if he will make the report public.
SOURCES in Midland's City Hall say they have heard Texas Gov. George W.
Bush will use his influence to make sure the report is never released.
"People here don't want that wound reopened," says Sandra Wegner, the
Midland City chief librarian. "It was a nightmare for the whole town."
An abbreviated version of the report concluded neither Douglas nor
Laura could be blamed for the accident.
But friends say she has never fully recovered from the tragedy.
"I don't think it has ever been far from her mind," says Barba
Bellenger, who worked with Laura on the Richard E. Lee
High School Yearbook in 1963.
"Laura was one of the most popular girls at Lee High. Mike was one of
the most popular boys. There were people who
thought they would get married."
Jenna Welch is Laura Bush's mother and still lives in the same house on
Humble Avenue where her daughter was raised.
She recalls the tragedy like it was yesterday.
"It hurt all of us very deeply," she says remembering her anxieties
when she heard her daughter was in the hospital with
injuries from the wreck.
"Laura is an only child. It was dreadful to think she might have been
killed."
MIDLAND is a small town with conservative values; a place where
everybody's business is an open book. The aftermath
of the tragic accident hung over the town for weeks.
"The students were devastated," says Annalon Glibreath, an adviser at
the school from 1962 until 1968. "Like all young kids
they thought they were immortal. Laura spoke like she thought she was
invulnerable. The accident broke her heart and made
her realize life is full of as much tragedy as laughter."
Mike Douglas had moved to Midland in 1950, from San Benito. He entered
Lee High School in the same class as Laura and
quickly became a favorite with all the girls.
"He was handsome and funny," recalls Dwayne Casbeer, a pallbearer at
Douglas' funeral. "He had a quality that drew people in."
Douglas, like Laura Bush, was an only child. His parents lived just to
the north of Midland and were involved with ranching and oil.
"They did a great job raising Mike," says Dan Harris. "He was a
wonderful young man. Mike could have gone on to do anything he wanted."
At Lee High, Mike Douglas excelled at sports, winning places on a
strong track team three years running and playing football.
He also helped organize the Powder Puff Cheerleaders.
ONE of the traditions of Texas football is an annual "powder puff" game
where roles are reversed, the girls play and the boys cheer.
It was how Douglas met Laura.
"Laura's friend Judy Dykes was on the 1963 Powder Puff team and Mike
was a cheerleader," says one of Douglas' best friends.
"Mike liked Judy but she was dating and introduced him to Laura
instead."
Laura was a very active member of school in 1963. Her yearbook reveals
she was a member of the Junior Council, the 100 Club,
the Student Council and the Rebelee yearbook staff.
Laura's high school friends say she was not involved with sports but
had made a habit of dating the most handsome guys from
the football and track teams.
"She was a very pretty girl and as smart as a tack," says Dan Harris,
who believes most boys had a crush on the future
Mrs. George W. Bush. "She dated a lot of guys but she was never
seriously involved with anyone."
In fact, Laura, like all her girlfriends, was playing the field,
looking for suitable marriage material. This, after all, was a
different era. Young people cruised Main Street not the Internet and,
especially in West Texas, women dated with little
thought it might lead to sex or the altar. In 1963, romantic life moved
at a slower pace and it was at that tempo that Laura
conducted her relationship with Mike Douglas.
"She and Mike went out a few times," recalls Harris. "They went to the
Agnes Diner for sodas."
HARRIS and other Lee High students from 1963 recall everybody thought
Douglas and Welch had the potential to be a
perfect couple and talked of them being nominated as Homecoming King
and Queen.
"Anybody would have been lucky to get Laura," says a girlfriend who
still lives in Midland. "She was very mature for her age."
"I think that appealed to all her boyfriends," says Dan Harris. "Laura
never yielded to pressure, she lived her own life her own way."
By the fateful night of the accident, Laura and Mike Douglas had not
been together for several months.
Harris remembers this made the crash all the more heart wrenching.
"I was out cruising with Beverly Grindley," he says. "We heard about
the accident on the radio and immediately contacted
our other friends, all of whom knew both Mike and Laura."
Laura and her friend Judy Dykes were lucky, they only suffered minor
injuries. Both were admitted to the hospital,
but released two days later.
"Laura didn't know who she had killed at first," says Dwayne Casbeer.
"Nobody could bring themselves to tell her it was Mike."
By all accounts, the news hit Laura hard.
"It was pitiful," says Harris. "It took the heart and life out of her.
She kind of disappeared for a few weeks."
Jenna Welch said her daughter needed careful counseling after the
accident which cast her into a deep depression that
was noticed by everybody.
"The hurt was all over her face," says a friend who often called at the
Welch household in the days after Douglas' death.
"It made Laura realize every act has consequences that cannot be
escaped."
THE funeral for Douglas was held the following Saturday. It is believed
neither Laura nor her parents attended,
although they sent flowers.
Laura also helped write a poem for Douglas that appears in the 1964
yearbook.
"I can still see those eyes -- full of delight," it begins before
recalling his confident walk and sense of fun.
In the third verse it says, "His imprint lingers in the halls, Where he
walked only a while ago."
"The poem made everybody cry," says a Lee High School counselor who had
just begun her career in 1963.
"After the accident, Laura became extremely subdued and you can feel
that in the memorial poem."
"People were worried about her," recalls a friend who edited the 1964
yearbook with Laura.
"She withdrew from a lot of activities. She felt responsible and she
realized it could have been her that died. Some people
complained she could have done more to comfort Mike's parents but she
didn't feel it was her place to intrude on their grief."
Dan Harris said Douglas' parents were knocked flat.
"Their house became a place of sadness and tears," he says. "They never
recovered. He had filled their house with so much
energy which was suddenly snuffed out."
THE Douglases erected a memorial to their son at Lee High. Within two
years they had moved away. Laura went on to SMU
and to the University of Texas at Austin where, in 1972, she earned a
master's degree in library science.
She then went to Houston where she worked as a librarian, living in the
same apartment complex as George W. Bush,
although neither of them was aware of each other.
It was not until 1977, when she was back living in Austin as the
librarian at the Dawson Elementary school, that she was
formally introduced to her future husband.
By then she was 30 and friends say she had grown lonely and saddened
that she had not yet found a man with whom to
have the children she craved.
"I think the accident was one of the reasons she stayed single so
long," says Barba Bellenger. "I believe it did kind of haunt her."
And, friends say, it has made her very protective of her twin girls,
Barbara and Jenna.
"She has seen what it was like for parents to lose a young child," says
Harris, who lost his daughter 11 years ago.
"That changes somebody forever."
And, like many of her friends, Harris believes Laura Bush only survived
the harrowing incident because she had such a
strong supportive family.
"They raised her to survive adversity," says her school counselor. "I
think it is one reason she could make a great first lady."
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Laura Bush: 1963, ran stop sign & killed boyfriend
Miscellaneous News Keywords: STRANGE
Source: AP
Published: 5/3/00 Author: JIM VERTUNO
Posted on 05/03/2000 16:12:46 PDT by Jethro Tull
Wednesday May 3 6:13 PM ET Report: Laura Bush in 1963 Car Wreck
Report: Laura Bush in 1963 Car Wreck
By JIM VERTUNO, Associated Press Writer
AUSTIN, Texas (AP) - At 17, Laura Bush ran a stop sign and crashed into
another car, killing her boyfriend
who was driving it, according to an accident report released to The
Associated Press on Wednesday.
Mrs. Bush is the wife of Republican presidential nominee-to-be George
W. Bush (news - web sites), the Texas governor.
``It was a very tragic accident that deeply affected the families and
was very painful for all involved, including
the community at large,'' said her spokesman, Andrew Malcolm. ``To this
day, Mrs. Bush remains unable to talk about it.''
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Mrs. Bush did say in March, when asked at a campaign stop about the
crash, ``I know this as an adult,
and even more as a parent, it was crushing ... for the family involved
and for me as well.''
According to the two-page accident report released Wednesday by the
city of Midland, Laura Welch was
driving her Chevrolet sedan on a clear night shortly after 8 p.m. on
Nov. 6, 1963, when she drove into an
intersection and struck a Corvair sedan driven by 17-year-old Michael
Douglas.
Although previous news accounts have reported Douglas was thrown from
the car and broke his neck,
those details were not in the report.
The speed of Laura Bush's car was illegible on the report. The speed
limit for the road was 55.
Neither driver was drinking, the police report said.
Laura Bush and her passenger, Judy Dykes, also 17, were taken to a
hospital and treated for minor injuries,
according to an accident account printed at the time in the Midland
Reporter-Telegram.
The police report indicates no charges were filed. That section of the
report was left blank.
``As far as we know, no charges were filed,'' said Midland city
attorney Keith Stretcher.
``I don't think it's unusual that charges weren't filed.''
The police report was released after an open records request was
submitted to Midland officials in March.
City officials had declined to release the records because the victims
were under 18.
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"At 17, Laura Bush ran a stop sign and crashed into another car,
killing her boyfriend who was driving it..."
What's the odds of running a stop sign and killing your boyfriend????
...and what if Hillary had done such a thing?
Rush the vulgar junkie's head would explode with glee if it had been
Hilary.
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Born: 4-Nov-1946
Birthplace: Midland, TX
Gender: Female
Religion: Methodist
Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: First Lady
Nationality: United States
Executive summary: First Lady under George W. Bush
On the night of November 6, 1963, 17-year-old Laura Welch ran a stop
sign in the family Chevy at the intersection of State Highway 349 and
Farm Road 868 near Midland, Texas. She plowed into a Corvair sedan,
killing its driver -- classmate (and purported boyfriend) Michael
Dutton Douglas.
Formerly a registered Democrat.
Father: Harold Bruce Welch (b. 21-Nov-1912, d. 29-Apr-1995)
Mother: Jenna Louise Hawkins (b. 24-Jul-1919)
Boyfriend: Michael Dutton Douglas (purported, b. 1945, d. 1963
automobile accident)
Husband: George W. Bush (m. 5-Nov-1977)
Daughter: Jenna Bush
Daughter: Barbara Bush
High School: Robert E. Lee High School, Midland, TX (1964)
University: BS Education, Southern Methodist University (1968)
University: MS Library Science, University of Texas at Austin
(1973)
Kappa Alpha Theta Sorority Beta Sigma chapter, Southern Methodist
University
Dubya Nickname Bushie
Dubya Ranch Hand Nov-2000
Risk Factors: Smoking
Official Website:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/firstlady/
Is the subject of books:
Laura Bush: America's First Lady, 2003, BY: Beatrice Gormley
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unique headlight configuration proves
It was no ?accident!?
Laura Welch Bush, driving east on Farm Road 868, was approaching the
only highway in town on a clear night with a bright moon. She lived
only a couple of miles away and had been through this particular
intersection hundreds of times in the years her family had lived in
Midland, Texas. On her left Laura Bush could see her boyfriend's car
approaching the intersection for the entire time he turned off of
Solomon Lane, where he lived, and onto the highway. She knew it was her
boyfriend's car driving south, because of the unique headlight
configuration of his 1962 Corvair Sedan. Laura Bush knew her boyfriend,
she knew his home, and she knew his car--the headlights are low slung
and a full 9-inches narrower than any other car on the road. The entire
profile of the car is small and easy to distinguish anytime, day or
night.
Michael Dutton Douglas, 17, had driven only half a mile before
America's Black Widow of the Night deliberately ran the stop sign at
high speed, striking the small car with such ferocity that her
boyfriend was ejected from the car and into the dirt. Laura Bush,
?America's First Murderess of the Land,? had literally ripped a hole in
her boyfriend's neck. Michael lay there for eight minutes staring at
Laura and her once loving arms, while Laura stared back wondering, ?Is
the head dead yet?? ?No child left behind,? unless it is Michael Dutton
Douglas gasping in the dirt. To date, there has never been an
adjudication of this wanton murder, even though there is no Statute of
Limitations on murder. Laura and her girlfriend had conspired to murder
Michael Dutton Douglas and been laying-in-wait for his car.
INDICT LAURA BUSH!
A premeditated, child torture butcher--who perpetrated her act during
the commission of two other crimes--should not be permitted
unsupervised access to the President of the United States.
CONSCIOUSNESS OF GUILT
THE LIES OF LAURA BUSH
Laura Bush has spent a lifetime lying about deliberately murdering her
boyfriend with malice aforethought.
Laura's Litany of Lies #1: Laura Bush for years insisted that she was
not driving. No, Laura, we have the police report.
Laura's Litany of Lies #2: Laura Bush said that it was raining and
slick. No, Laura, the weather was dry and clear. We have the police
report.
Laura's Litany of Lies #3: Laura Bush said that her boyfriend was
riding in an open jeep. No, Laura, it was a 1962 Corvair Sedan. We have
the police report.
Laura's Litany of Lies #4: Laura Bush said that Michael Douglas was not
her boyfriend. No, Laura, the District Attorney said that Michael
Dutton Douglas was your boyfriend when he released the police report!
Laura's Litany of Lies #5: Laura Bush said that she did not know who
her murder victim was until she got to the hospital. Michael Dutton
Douglas' father was following his car and was on the scene seconds
after the ?accident.? Laura Bush knew her boyfriend, she knew her
boyfriend's car, and she knew his father.
Laura's Litany of Lies #6: Laura Bush said that she was sorry. While
she did stay home from school for several weeks, it certainly hasn't
kept her from any of the class reunions! Was it murdering her
boyfriend, or claiming to be sorry, that made her The Perfect Wife?
HEARD IN MIDLAND
?Laura Bush thought that she was pregnant by her boyfriend Michael
Dutton Douglas. When she told him, instead of agreeing to marry her,
Douglas had instead broken up with her.? Perhaps she mulled over murder
after reading this article in the local paper
Laura Bush, Midland's Emissary of Death, had the means, the
opportunity, AND the motive!
WE GET QUESTIONS
Dear Justice for Michael:
?What make you so sure it was murder??
Wondering
Dear Wondering:
When you are speeding and run a stop sign and someone in the other car
is killed, that is an accident. When you are speeding and run a stop
sign and that someone the other car is your boyfriend that is killed,
that is not an accident. It is murder!
Dear Justice for Michael:
?Reader's Digest (January 2004, pages 166-167) said that "Michael
Douglas was only a good friend of Laura´s, or ?a boy in her crowd.'"
Confused
Dear Confused:
The District Attorney of Midland, Texas, at the time he released the
police report, said Michael Douglas was Laura's BOYFRIEND. He did not
say, "A boy in her crowd."
And how about this revealing line from the spin doctors at Reader's
Digest, ?Perhaps the local authorities regarded the whole episode the
way Laura described it to me, as ´a tragic accident.´" Note that
telling choice of the word ?Perhaps.? They even hyphenated it, so it
ran from one line to the next: Per ? haps.
Dear Justice for Michael:
?The Republicans are always insisting that they are the ?Rule Of Law
Party,? yet I haven't heard about the law being applied in this case.
Also, they claim to be the ?Right to Life Party,? yet nobody seems to
care about Laura taking the life of her boyfriend.
Just Asking
Dear Just Asking:
Republicans even say, ?No child should be left behind,? unless of
course it is Michael Dutton Douglas twitching in the dirt.
As for the Republican Party's claim to be the ?Right to Life Party,?
Michael Dutton Douglas would only have had such a ?Right,? if he had
been a fetus!
The Republicans only care about the Rule of Law when it involves a
Presidential cum stain. Republicans care nothing about the Rule of Law
when it comes to a child's blood stain. After all, what is a
Republican, but a traitorous, cock-obsessed psychopath, specializing in
being an apologist for their favorite child torture butcher, Laura
?Threat to National Security? Bush. If George and Laura aren't
murdering children, they simply are not happy!
NEWSPAPER ARTICLES
Midland Reporter Telegram
1963 articles
LEE HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR DIES IN TRAFFIC MISHAP
Michael D. Douglas, 17-year old Lee high School senior, was killed
almost instantly Wednesday night when the automobile in which he was
riding alone collided with another vehicle at the intersection of State
Highway 349 and Farm Road 868.
The youth, described as one of the most popular students in his high
school, was declared dead on arrival at Midland Memorial Hospital
shortly after 8 p.m. Police said death was attributed to a broken neck.
Ninth 1963 Fatality
He became Midland's ninth traffic fatality of the year---the city's
deadliest year for traffic death---and the second death this year at
the same intersection.
Police said the Douglas youth, who lived on Solomon Lane with his
parents, Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Douglas, was headed south on State Highway
349, when the collision occurred.
The driver of the second car was identified as Laura Lane Welch, 17, of
2500 Humble Street, who suffered minor injuries along with a passenger
in her car, Judy Dykes, 17, of 2409 Neely Street.
Both girls were released after treatment at Midland Memorial Hospital.
Funeral services for the youth will be held at 9:30 a.m., Saturday in
St. Mark's Methodist Church, with the Rev. O. A. McBrayer, pastor,
officiating. The Rev. J. B. Sharp, pastor of the Aldersgate Methodist
Church of Abilene and former pastor of St. Mark's, will assist.
Internment will be Saturday afternoon in Memorial Park Cemetery in
Austin, with the Newnie W. Ellis Chapel in charge of arrangements.
A native of Corpus Christi, the Douglas youth had moved to Midland in
1950 from San Benito, where the family had lived five years.
In his junior year at Lee, he was nominated for most popular boy. He
was active in track and was presented with a sportsmanship trophy
during the recent football game between San Angelo High School and Lee.
Survivors, in addition to the parents, are a sister, Mrs. J. W. Sims of
Midland; a nice, Mindy Michelle Sims of Midland; a grandmother, Mrs.
Myrtle Douglas of Shawnee, Oklahoma, and several aunts and uncles.
Midland Reporter Telegram, Friday, 8 November 1963, p. 3B
SATURDAY RITES SCHEDULED FOR DOUGLAS, CRASH VICTIM
Funeral services will be held at 9:30 a.m. Saturday in St. Mark's
Methodist Church for Michael D. Douglas, 17, who was killed here
Wednesday night in an automobile accident.
The Rev. O.A. McBrayer, pastor, will officiate. He will be assisted by
the Rev. J.B. Sharp, pastor of the Aldersgate Methodist Church at
Abilene. Interment is scheduled at 5 p.m. Saturday in Memorial Park
Cemetery at Austin, under the direction of Newnie W. Ellis Chapel of
Midland.
Survivors include the parents, Mr. and Mrs. W.T. Douglas, a sister, a
niece, a grandmother, and several aunts and uncles.
Pallbearers will be Mike Jones, Jackie Hanks, Kim Hammond, Dwayne
Casbeer, Ben (Purty) Franklin, Harold Nelley, Mike Procor, John Tom
Williams, Bill Shands, Bill Wood and Jimmy Olds.
Honorary pallbearers will be members of the Rebel Brigade, the Lee High
School football and track teams, Benjamin Franklin, Albert S. Kelley,
Charles R. Ervin, Clifford Baker, Don Stacy, Sam Volpe, G.P. Mueller,
C.K. Word, L.H. Humphrey, Bill Wood, Charles Arnold and Bill Shepherd.
The family requests memoriam be directed to the Michael D. Douglas
Memorial Fund for the Lee Rebel Brigade and the Lee Youth Center.
WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING
Will The Liberal Press Ever Get Over The Fact That Laura
"Ran A Stop Sign, Inadvertently Killing A Friend"?
..."This carefully managed image of Laura Bush begins with a core,
undisputed narrative, related in nearly every media profile by the same
set of family friends and White House insiders. The daughter of a
homemaker and a homebuilder, Laura hails from "unpretentious folks" in
Midland, Texas, where children ran in the street until twilight, when
they returned home to unlocked doors. Laura´s was a storybook
upbringing marred only, as all have breathlessly reported, by an eerie
brush with death not long after her seventeenth birthday. (She ran a
stop sign, inadvertently killing a friend.) [more below] Not long
after, Laura left Midland for Southern Methodist University, where she
was part of the "cusp" generation whose rebellion went no further than
smoking Winstons and wearing peasant blouses. She then spent ten years
teaching, earning a graduate degree in library science, and ostensibly
not caring if she married or not." --New Republic, 8/13/01
Note: I wonder why they failed to mention the "friend" was her fiance?
Questions Still Surround Laura Bush´s Midland Tragedy
from The Dallas Morning Whore, May 4, 2000
"Report Finds Fatal Crash Attributable to Mrs. Bush"
"The wife of Gov. George W. Bush was responsible for a traffic accident
that killed a high school classmate in
Midland 37 years ago, according to a newly released accident report.
Investigators said a 1963 Chevrolet driven
by Mrs. Bush - then Laura Welch, a high school senior - ran a stop sign
and struck a Chevrolet Corvair driven by
Michael Douglas. Copies of the accident report - parts of which are
illegible - were released Wednesday by
Midland City Attorney Keith Stretcher after state Attorney General John
Cornyn held that the information
was public....Mr. Stretcher, the Midland city attorney, initially
declined to release any information about the
accident on the grounds that it involved minors and therefore was
exempt from disclosure under the Texas
Public Information Act. He also contended that disclosing the
information would violate the parties´ privacy rights.
Police listed two violations as contributing to the accident, both by
Mrs. Bush. One checked box read
"disregard stop sign or light," and the other was illegible....Both
drivers were Robert E. Lee High School students.
Neither was drinking, and no citations were issued, according to the
report." (more from DMN)
Note: I´m not eager to see Pickles in prison, but "no citation was
issued?"
She ran a stop sign and caused the death of her fiance and no citation
was issued?
If you back into a car doing 5 MPH in a parking lot, you get cited for
it.
Perhaps the police looked into her soul and saw she was guilt free?
GLOBE, August 8, 2000
"Bush´s Wife Still Haunted by Death Crash Nightmare"
Presently available on newsstands, this story reviews material found in
the DMN story documented above and an
AP story on the same day, as well as a relevant interchange from a
Barbara Wolters interview with Laura Bush
on 20/20 the next day. A partial copy of the original Midland police
report is included, along with photographs
of the crash scene. Judy Dykes, a friend of Laura Bush who was in the
passanger´s seat at the time of the accident,
was unnamed in the DMN story, but told the DMN reporter, "[The story]
is not worth digging into. It was an accident, a horrible, horrible
accident years ago, and it has no relevance." The GLOBE appears to
believe relevance may possibly
be found in its reporting of comments made by two unnamed members of
Texas´ law enforcement community.
One wondered why no ticket was issued by the Midland police.
The other wondered why no grand jury was convened by the City or County
of Midland. --Politex, 8/7/00
One damn sure does.
Almost all of this story came from www.Bushwatch.com
And we can´t let this go without mentioning the certain media frenzy,
if this had been Hillary who killed her first fiancé.
Barbara Olson would have a best seller on it.
Ann Coulter would have a best seller on it.
Peggy Noonan would have a best seller on it.
Laura Ingraham would have a best seller on it.
Laura Schlessinger would have a best seller on it.
David Limbaugh would have a best seller on it.
Christopher Hitchens would have a best seller on it.
Dick Morris would have a best seller on it.
Bob Woodward would have a best seller on it.
Christopher Ruddy would have a best seller on it.
Ben Stein would have a best seller on it.
Gail Sheehy would have a best seller on it
Neal Boortz would have a best seller on it.
David P. Schippers would have a best seller on it.
David Maraniss would have a best seller on it.
Mike Barnacle would claim he was in the car with Hillary.
Joe Klein would write a best seller on it, but swear he didn´t
Judas Stephanopolous Maximus would have a best seller on it.
Joe Eszterhas would fabricate quotes from Hillary´s vagina.
Michael Isikoff would swear the conversation was "off the record"
but then turn around and print every word (plus some he made up.)
Kenneth Starr would write an impeachment referral over it.
Susan McDougal would still have to do time in prison,
and Julie Hiatt Steele would still lose her house.
The vulgar Pigboy would pound on her 15 hours a week until 2009.
O´Reilly would pound on Hillary for months and years.
Hannity would pound on Hillary for months and years.
(and Colmes would remain silent while he did...)
Paula Zahn would pound on Hillary for months and years.
Brit Hume would have weekly "Special reports" called "Accident? You
Decide!"
Juan Willaims and Mara Liason would agree Hillary belongs in prison.
CNN would create a spin off network to cover it 24/7.
Tim the Whore would mention it every Sunday until he died.
Chris the Screamer would pound on Hillary for months and years,
but no guest would ever get to answer any questions about it.
Cokie Roberts would mention it every week, then giggle.
Henry ?Home wrecker? Hyde would scream, "The flag is falling."
Richard Mellon Scaife would pay David Brock $80,000 to talk to the cops
who were
paid $80,000 to say "We thought we smelled liquor, but everyone in
Arkansas
knows there´d be hell to pay if we wrote this up as a drunk driving
accident."
The American Spectator would then run a front page story on it, and
somehow Paula Jones would run into the spotlight screaming, "Hillary
was trying to kill me--and missed," then the whore mainstream media
would´ve made Paula a star on this story instead of the other one.
Then every night, Larry King and his "panel of experts" would search
for the connection between Hillary´s accident and Clinton´s cock--as
he always does, but since it was Bush´s wife, Karl Rove gave orders
not to bring it up.
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> I think anybody that compares a 17 year old girl's accident to a 37 year drunk's manslaughter case is a low classed scum bag.
I still vote Democrat on occasion in spite of some of ignorant people
in the party. Political back stabbing and character assassination of a
man's wife doesn't win votes.
she would have to be a genius at timing to actually hit a vehicle going
through an intersection. I do not like the fact Bush is part of the
New World Order but I can not overlook the fact the accident seems just
a terrible bit of bad luck.