Re: Will they ever get around to planting Gerry Ford?
michael...@gmail.com
John Kennedy. SO they have to do all kninds of freemasonic symbolism
etc over his body. Great photo of Ford in his shriner's fez here:
http://www.freemasonrywatch.org
Hassam Poo-Baghdad wrote:
> Jeezus H Christmas on a rocket propelled sled in the Nevada Test Site!
> Will they EVER get around to FINALLY planting Gerald Ford in his hole?
> I mean, are they waiting for Betty to keel over like that
> ex-Congressman
> did in Statuary Hall? This reminds me of how the shyster MD's I work
> with at --------- --------- Hospital milk Medicare over every old
> biddie that's
> wheeled into the facility on a gurney. I swear they (MD's) see Dollar
> signs in their
> eyes when they wheel in 93yo bupie from The Hamptons and run a
> gazillion tests on her plumbing and let her "stay" for a few days.
> The Jews got it right, plant'em in 24 hours and go eat well
> at the reception afterwards.
Geoff Miller
<michael...@gmail.com> writes:
> Ford is an important freemason who covered up the freemasonic
> murder of John Kennedy. SO they have to do all kninds of free-
> masonic symbolism etc over his body.
[...]
I have to admit to ignorance here. Who exactly are the Masons,
what do they do, and why do so many people have their skidmarked
panties into a twist over them? I know that they're a semisecret
men's organization associated with the Catholic Church, that they
wear fezzes, and that the oldest ones wear fezzes, get drunk, and
ride tiny little cars in parades. That's where my knowledge ends.
Yes, I'm sure there are any number of Web sites; executive summary,
please.
I went to a Masonic funeral a decade or so ago, when a friend's
father died. Weird. The deceased's casket was sitting up front
on a pair of sawhorses (I assume; the supports were covered with
cloth) on a raised section of floor at the front of the funeral
home -- not in the Masonic Hall for some reason. All of his
brother Masons were wandering around wearing aprons. I didn't
know about the apron thing at the time, and so my immediate
thought was, "What are they going to do, make some pizza?"
Incidentally, I share Hasaam Poo-Baghdad's incredulity over how
long the whole Gerald Ford Death Pageant is taking. Isn't ol'
Jer' starting to get a little bit ripe by now, much like the Jack
O'Lanterns I insisted on keeping around as a kid until they sagged
into a puddle of juice, their eyes filled with mold? Looking back
on it, it was an interesting experience scarfing down my Cheerios
with something like that grinng at me from the middle of the dining
room table. The smell was indescribable.
Geoff
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half-assed at double intensity." -- Jeff Zurschmeide
Miz Daisy Cutter
pulled out (in article <12ponh6...@corp.supernews.com>):
> I have to admit to ignorance here. Who exactly are the Masons,
> what do they do, and why do so many people have their skidmarked
> panties into a twist over them? I know that they're a semisecret
> men's organization associated with the Catholic Church, that they
> wear fezzes, and that the oldest ones wear fezzes, get drunk, and
> ride tiny little cars in parades.
Actually, wrong on two counts. The Catlick church opposes Freemasonry,
although the Masons supposedy welcome Catlick men as members. (The Mel Gibson
brand of Papist is known to mutter darkly about priests who are secret
Masons.) And the ones with the fezzes etc. are Shriners.
Not that Wankypedia is an authoritative source, but it's a start:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freemasons
The article mentions the Illuminati and the "New World Order," so my guess is
that any Googling you might choose to do on the subject will turn up a fair
number of tinfoil-hat nutjob links.
-- Daze
Blort
<michael...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> Ford is an important freemason who covered up the freemasonic murder of
> John Kennedy. SO they have to do all kninds of freemasonic symbolism
> etc over his body. Great photo of Ford in his shriner's fez here:
How unusual. A complete fucknozzle posting from Google!
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John Smith I
> ...
> The article mentions the Illuminati and the "New World Order," so my guess is
> that any Googling you might choose to do on the subject will turn up a fair
> number of tinfoil-hat nutjob links.
>
> -- Daze
>
I can assure you, the Illuminati as they are rumored to exist ( the
beneficiaries and decedents of the original "money lenders" in the
temple Jesus taught in) are a myth--they are only a kindly group of
knitters in Ohio. Honest! Want 'em to knit a pair of slippers for you?
All you gotta do is request it!
<evil grin>
JS
Steve
> <michael...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> > Ford is an important freemason who covered up the freemasonic
> > murder of John Kennedy. SO they have to do all kninds of free-
> > masonic symbolism etc over his body.
>
> [...]
>
> I have to admit to ignorance here. Who exactly are the Masons,
They have something to do with concret and brick, I think. Probably a
guild or Old Boys Club for retired stoneworkers and bricklayers.
> what do they do, and why do so many people have their skidmarked
> panties into a twist over them? I know that they're a semisecret
> men's organization associated with the Catholic Church, that they
> wear fezzes, and that the oldest ones wear fezzes, get drunk, and
> ride tiny little cars in parades. That's where my knowledge ends.
> Yes, I'm sure there are any number of Web sites; executive summary,
> please.
I find that the Internet is a poor place to ask about these topics.
Every conspiracy nutjob on the face of the planet has a postion on
so-called 'freemasons' and their alleged control of everything that the
Jews don't already own.
> I went to a Masonic funeral a decade or so ago, when a friend's
> father died. Weird. The deceased's casket was sitting up front
> on a pair of sawhorses (I assume; the supports were covered with
> cloth) on a raised section of floor at the front of the funeral
> home -- not in the Masonic Hall for some reason. All of his
> brother Masons were wandering around wearing aprons. I didn't
> know about the apron thing at the time, and so my immediate
> thought was, "What are they going to do, make some pizza?"
I read somewhere that the apron is part of the traditional mourning
dress of Masons, and is used to keep mortar off their dress clothes
when they build the secret Masonic mausoleum around the body of the
deceased after the burial service.
> Incidentally, I share Hasaam Poo-Baghdad's incredulity over how
> long the whole Gerald Ford Death Pageant is taking. Isn't ol'
> Jer' starting to get a little bit ripe by now, much like the Jack
> O'Lanterns I insisted on keeping around as a kid until they sagged
> into a puddle of juice, their eyes filled with mold? Looking back
> on it, it was an interesting experience scarfing down my Cheerios
> with something like that grinng at me from the middle of the dining
> room table. The smell was indescribable.
Pumpkins will keep almost indefinately if you paint them with a few
coats of shellac right after they are carved out. I prefer a matte
finish, while some like the glint of a high gloss; but then you have to
dust them off more often.
Regards,
Steve
Spam Princess
> Actually, wrong on two counts. The Catlick church opposes Freemasonry,
> although the Masons supposedy welcome Catlick men as members. (The Mel
> Gibson
> brand of Papist is known to mutter darkly about priests who are secret
> Masons.) And the ones with the fezzes etc. are Shriners.
Actually YER wrong about the fez hats--Masons do indeed wear 'em. :-p
The "etc." yer right about, tho, Masons don't drive the little cars...
(Well, maybe some of 'em do in their free time--everyone has hobbies)
My dad, my uncle, and my cousin were masons at one time, and they all
sported fezzes in each of their "official Mason portaits" (done at Sears, of
course) that we had displayed on the walls.
-- Spammy
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michael...@gmail.com
Gerald Ford, members of the Grateful Dead, Bill Clinton, Trent Lott,
and others is here:
http://www.freemasonrywatch.org
Just follow the links at the top of the page. There is a great photo of
freemason Geral Ford, who covered up the Kennedy assasination in
exchange for being apopointed President, the only unelected President
fo the US.
Freemasons also founded and still run to this very day the Ku Klux
Klan. The first leader of the KKK was Freemasonic legend Albert Pike,
whose body is buried under the stairs of the Grand Lodge ion Washington
D.C. There is a statue of Pike outside the justice Department buidling
in D.C.
http://freemasonrywatch.org/kkk.html
http://freemasonrywatch.org/albertpikestatue_mustfall.html
They also founded other racial chauvinist groups like Mecha and La
Raza, and Louis Farrakhan's Nation of Islam.
Larry W
> I have to admit to ignorance here. Who exactly are the Masons,
> what do they do, and why do so many people have their skidmarked
> panties into a twist over them? I know that they're a semisecret
> men's organization associated with the Catholic Church, that they
> wear fezzes, and that the oldest ones wear fezzes, get drunk, and
> ride tiny little cars in parades. That's where my knowledge ends.
> Yes, I'm sure there are any number of Web sites; executive summary,
> please.
Freemasonry is a fraternity that has existed for several hundred years.
It's members profess a belief in the Supreme Creator, but Freemasonry
makes no attempts to define Deity; it's best left in the hands of a
Church, Synagogue or Mosque.
The tenets of Freemasonry are Brotherly Love, Relief and Truth, and
encourage upright and moral living.
The Catholic Church, as well as some other religions, oppose Freemasonry
for several reasons, but primarily because we encourage freedom of
religious choice, public education and we keep certain matters out of
public purview (our secrets, if you will, things like modes of
recognition, business records and the like).
Shriners wear a fez, and they often perform in parades. One must be a
Mason to become a Shriner, so it is easy to assume that Masons wear
fezzes. The Shrine is sometimes called the Mason's playground because
the rituals and ceremonies are much more lively than the serious and
solemn ceremonies of Freemasonry.
Freemasonry has long served as the scapegoat of many conspiracies
because of a long-standing policy of ignoring the baseless claims. Some
of our detractors have found the Internet helpful in spreading their
claims, and Freemasons use the same medium to offer factual refutation.
Of course, there are still claims related to certain private parts of
our ceremonies, and our obligation prevents us from citing relevant facts.
> I went to a Masonic funeral a decade or so ago, when a friend's
> father died. Weird. The deceased's casket was sitting up front
> on a pair of sawhorses (I assume; the supports were covered with
> cloth) on a raised section of floor at the front of the funeral
> home -- not in the Masonic Hall for some reason. All of his
> brother Masons were wandering around wearing aprons. I didn't
> know about the apron thing at the time, and so my immediate
> thought was, "What are they going to do, make some pizza?"
Interesting that one would think of pizza being served during a funeral.
The apron is the badge of a Mason. Operative Masons wore aprons to
protect their clothing from damage while they worked with stone, and
sometimes to carry their tools. Speculative Masons wear the apron in a
clean state to show the cleanliness of their life. When a Mason dies,
his apron is draped on his casket as a symbol of his purity. Masons
rarely wear their aprons outside Lodge, usually for Masonic funeral
services, when attending Church as a group or when commemorating a
cornerstone.
There is much more information about Masonry online. A FAQ is posted
every Friday at 08:00 Pacific to alt.freemasonry. The Grand Lodge of
British Columbia and Yukon has much information at
http://www.freemasonry.bcy.ca/info.html. Gary Dryfoos also has a lot of
information at http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Masonry/. And you're always
welcome to post questions at alt.freemasonry if they weren't answered
elsewhere.
Regards,
Larry W
Senior Warden
Holbrook Lodge #30
Forest Grove, Oregon
Geoff Miller
Larry W <lar...@holbrookmasons.org> writes:
> Freemasonry is a fraternity that has existed for several hundred years.
> It's members profess a belief in the Supreme Creator, but Freemasonry
> makes no attempts to define Deity; it's best left in the hands of a
> Church, Synagogue or Mosque.
Hmm, okay. I don't know where I got the idea that Freemasonry had a
connection to Catholicism. Thanks for setting me straight.
> Interesting that one would think of pizza being served during a funeral.
I was being facetious; I didn't literally think it would be. But like
most people, I've seen aprons far more often in kitchens than I have
elswhere, so the association of them with food was a natural one.
Besides, I happened to work at a pizza parlor at the time.
When I think of workmen's aprons, I envision the full-length sort, not
the kind that only extend from the wait to just above the knees. It
was the latter sort that the Masons at this funeral were wearing. They
were also of white linen, like the aprons that cooks wear.
> There is much more information about Masonry online. A FAQ is posted
> every Friday at 08:00 Pacific to alt.freemasonry. The Grand Lodge of
> British Columbia and Yukon has much information at
> http://www.freemasonry.bcy.ca/info.html. Gary Dryfoos also has a lot of
> information at http://web.mit.edu/dryfoo/Masonry/. And you're always
> welcome to post questions at alt.freemasonry if they weren't answered
> elsewhere.
Excellent! Thanks very much, Larry.
Geoff
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of his talents, one must ordinarily visit a crackhouse.'"
-- Christopher Morton
lar...@holbrookmasons.org
> Larry W <lar...@holbrookmasons.org> writes:
> > Interesting that one would think of pizza being served during a funeral.
>
> I was being facetious; I didn't literally think it would be.
Sorry about that, I was having a bit of fun.
> When I think of workmen's aprons, I envision the full-length sort, not
> the kind that only extend from the wait to just above the knees. It
> was the latter sort that the Masons at this funeral were wearing. They
> were also of white linen, like the aprons that cooks wear.
Operative Masons, pizza chefs, and many trades workers use a much
larger apron so that their clothes won't be dirtied or damaged in the
course of doing their job. Speculative Masons (Freemasons, for the
most part) wear the much smaller apron that isn't really intended to
offer any protection.
Linen aprons are most often found in U.S. Lodges and are usually
provided by the Lodge. They're used most often for routine Lodge
meetings or events. A Mason's real apron is made of lambskin, which is
a symbol of purity, or of white leather, which is a symbol of the
lambskin. A linen apron could be thought of as a symbol of the
lambskin apron.
Alraune
> Actually YER wrong about the fez hats--Masons do indeed wear 'em. :-p
> The "etc." yer right about, tho, Masons don't drive the little cars...
> (Well, maybe some of 'em do in their free time--everyone has hobbies)
>
> My dad, my uncle, and my cousin were masons at one time, and they all
> sported fezzes in each of their "official Mason portaits" (done at Sears, of
> course) that we had displayed on the walls.
Were they wearing them when they molested you?
Alraune