Re: AND THEN I

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in
<news:ne2dij$kmf$1...@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

> Since you keep posting about those things -- obsessively, to the point
> that a psychiatry student could probably get a decent doctoral thesis out
> of studying you -- then I'd submit that if the populace here does *not*
> want AUK to be filled with those things, that they either GKF you or get
> you spinning and dancing the kook-jiggle on some other topic, such as,
> say, the impending Sanders presidency. Mere mention of *that* ought to
> send any usenet conservakook into a frothing frenzy.
>
> <snicker>

See, Paul, this is what happens when you let your corpses rot to the
point that they neither sexually gratify you, nor provide the
nutrients to grow your shrooms. You get all bleaty and demanding,
thinking that you have any pull whatsoever, stomping your little kook
feetz and demanding that people not punt your moronic ass across
Usenet.

<snicker>

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
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It's time you go on another killing spree, Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy
Shroomtard. Those poor, poor frisky goats.

<snicker>

--

Kensi the moron wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron said the Gaussian curvature = 1 / r^2 *and* the
Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron says every sphere in the entire universe has a radius
of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a moron, kensi didn't specify the
units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron persists in insisting that what he wrote isn't
fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of a sphere *does* depend
upon its radius, because he doesn't understand the equations he's
trying to use, he doesn't know the difference between 'constant
curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know what an integral
is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even basic geometry
problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron has k'lamed that magnetism has "*no* effect" upon
the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then backpedaled and said there
was a "small amount of positive curvature due to the energy density in
the field", thereby proving he doesn't know how magnetism affects the
4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and denies the existence of
magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron has described a universe in which planets could
not maintain their orbits, a universe in which magnets could not work,
and therefore a universe which could not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality.

[Nadegda]

Nice froth and fanfic, but this particular story arc is getting rather
stale. Got any new material or at least an interesting plot twist you can
post for my amusement, kook?

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in

<news:ne3saf$kmf$2...@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

> On Wed, 06 Apr 2016 16:12:56 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
> Emeritus wrote:

>> See, Paul, this is what happens when you let your corpses rot to the
>> point that they neither sexually gratify you, nor provide the nutrients
>> to grow your shrooms. You get all bleaty and demanding, thinking that
>> you have any pull whatsoever, stomping your little kook feetz and
>> demanding that people not punt your moronic ass across Usenet.
>>

>> It's time you go on another killing spree, Lumpy Dumpy Frumpy Slumpy
>> Shroomtard. Those poor, poor frisky goats.
>>
>> <snicker>

> Nice froth and fanfic, but this particular story arc is getting rather
> stale. Got any new material or at least an interesting plot twist you can
> post for my amusement, kook?

The truth is what the truth is, Paul... now get to explaining why Paul
Derbyshire melted down so badly after his left hand got spanked off
Usenet that he spammed Lefty LunkHead into a TOS coffin, and why you,
after almost three years, have finally managed to dig yourself out of
your deep dark forested grave, brush the shrooms off you, scream for a
few months at the thought of having been molested-when-dead by Paul
Derbyshire, only to shamble your zombie ass back in here looking for
the one thing you'll never have... *b r a i n s*.

[Nadegda]

On Thu, 07 Apr 2016 08:41:26 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

> Na<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

You've taken a turn for the macabre, kooky fanfic author. Have you
considered entering a "find the next Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe"
type contest, so that you can lose hilariously and we can all point at
you and laugh?

Not that we really need that to happen to point at you and laugh, you've
given us plenty of reasons already.

<snicker>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in

<news:ne5040$hob$2...@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

The only "macabre" here is a creepy Norman Bates look-alike up Canada
way strangling then burying goats ass-up, so if he gets caught he can
sort-of plausibly claim he was just laying on the ground stalking
shrooms.

So if any of you nature hikers decide to vacation in the Pembroke, ON,
CA area, and you see a weak pale pasty figure writhing on the ground,
he's not having his usual fits, he's not mushroom hunting... that's
just Paul G. Derbyshire in the throes of goatly love.

And I'm sure this is going to go over great on your shroom forum.

<snicker>

> kooky fanfic author. Have you considered entering a "find the next
> Stephen King or Edgar Allen Poe" type contest,

Quoth the ShroomTard - By FNVWe Poe
=================================================================
Once in Pembroke, bright and clearly, while I wandered, looked and
queried.

Over many a quaint and curious trail through forest floor.

While I nodded, iPod rapping, bass beat booming, cymbals snapping,
suddenly there came a tapping, as of some midget raping, raping goats
yon forest floor.

'Tis some queermos, I muttered, knocking boots and cutting musturd -

Only this, and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I remember twas warm day in mid-September
And each separate tap wrought vibration on forest floor.
Tentative I stepped to forward, peering ever further moreward
Through the brush and grasses through which hikers ne'er bore.
Speechless here for evermore.

And the sudden sick uprushing of each bite of morning gushing
I whirled - filled with revulsion ne'er felt before;
So that now, to still heart beating and the sounds of plaintive
bleating

I chanted to myself, entreating at the smell of unseen gore.

Some small animal is eating, gorging to that plaintive bleating
This it is, and nothing more.

Constitution growing stronger, wind shifting and stench no longer
Sirs, said I, or Madams, truly your forgiveness I implore.
But the fact is I was walking and I heard your frenzied rocking
But I scarce can be sure of vision seen yonder forest floor.

Deep into forest darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering,
fearing,

Doubting, thinking thoughts no mortal ever dared to think before
But the tapping was not ceasing and instead began increasing
To faintly rising sounds of bleating intertwined with moans unbroken
And the only word there spoken
from the flora, rather lispy, was the whispered word "Frisky".
This I whispered as an echo, murmuring back the word, "Frisky?"
Merely this, and nothing more.

Suddenly arose a midget, pants at ankles, limbs a'fidget,
Whirled to stare by sullen eye with craven look upon my point yon
forest floor

Suddenly came recognition, goat ass in air, man caught mid-mission
Pumped frenziedly until my curiosity halted him mid-chore
Then more... so much more.

Goat asses buried up to midriff, stuck in air at height for best sniff
Dotted landscape on that forest floor
Growing mushrooms, rotting goatflesh,
Yet the midget thinking them fresh
Sickly smile he returned to his chore.

Quoth the midget "Frisky Evermore".
=================================================================

Ed Poe got nothin' on the lyrical miracle FNVWe.

<snicker>

> so that you can lose hilariously and we can all point at
> you and laugh?
>
> Not that we really need that to happen to point at you and laugh, you've
> given us plenty of reasons already.
>
> <snicker>

Well, there is an awful lot of pointing and laughing going on, Paul,
but it's all Pembroke-bound.

[Nadegda]

Kook. Plagiarist. Pervert.

<snicker>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in

<news:ne922g$965$1...@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

>> =================================================================
>>
>> Ed Poe got nothin' on the lyrical miracle FNVWe.
>>
>> <snicker>

> Kook. Plagiarist. Pervert.
>
> <snicker>

Your quiet awe at my poetic ability to accurately describe you is
noted, Paul.

<snicker>

[Nadegda]

On Sat, 09 Apr 2016 08:26:42 +0200, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

> Your quiet awe <MUSHROOM CLOUD>

You've mistaken laughter for awe, kook.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire, socked up as Nadegda, in

<news:neepcj$965$4...@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into the
wood chipper again:

>>> Kook. Plagiarist. Pervert.

>> Your quiet awe at my poetic ability to accurately
>> describe you is noted, Paul.

> You've mistaken laughter for awe, kook.

Your manic-phase laughter is noted, Paul... as is your cowardly
snipping of all that evidence.

Adding the Injection-Info: header into an E-S post gets it rejected.
Go on, Paul, do it again, if you claim to be able to do it at will.

Make it exactly this:
Injection-Info: mx05.eternal-september.org;
posting-host="1.1.1.1";
logging-data="29843";

Well, Paul? We're waiting. <tap, tap, tap> Nothing, Paul?

<snicker>