YOTTANEWS s**ks
Bill Gateway
willing to pay? They must be very proud of their free server. If they think
they can advertise by offering a free f**king server like this, their whole
system must be full of sh*t. It s**ks like hell.
MartinS
> Bill Gateway wrote
> It used to be okay, but them Dutch twats doubled their posting.
> Do you know any Dutch twats?
Just go to the Amsterdam Red Light District. You'll be surrounded by 'em.
--
Martin S.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>MartinS wrote
>
>
>> > Do you know any Dutch twats?
>>
>> Just go to the Amsterdam Red Light District. You'll be surrounded by 'em.
>>
>>
>
>
>I'll take your word for it as a regular visitor
Yeah, MartinS name rings a bell, something about a kook award.
--
alt.hackers.malicious - Wanker Stomping Award - 2005
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
alt.usenet.kooks - Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - Jan, 2006
alt.usenet.kooks - Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
alt.flame - Worst Flame War - 2005
Please ask your admin to be adding alt.aratzio to your news server
alt.aratzio Usenet asshole Aratzio
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae....@dformosa.zeta.org.au>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
chuckcar
news:7rt822hd2mvhsq9qq...@4ax.com:
> It's free.
> If you don't like it find a cheaper one.
>
The point is that they use that to try to sell their paying server and they
can't get either to work properly.
chuckcar
> The point is ... we can get it to work and you can't. Which makes you
> a fuckwit like Rawat the Prat.
>
>
Shut up bitch.
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>
>> The point is ... we can get it to work and you can't. Which makes you
>> a fuckwit like Rawat the Prat.
>>
>>
>
>Shut up bitch.
Wow, the impotent command. Ya think that'll work, cupcake?
MartinS
> milou <pu...@zig.com> wrote:
>> "Bill Gateway" <nob...@microsoft.com> wrote:
>>
>>>Do those guys at YottaNews really think they 'll ever get customers
>>>who are willing to pay? They must be very proud of their free server.
>>>If they think they can advertise by offering a free f**king server
>>>like this, their whole system must be full of sh*t. It s**ks like
>>>hell.
>>>
>> It's free.
>> If you don't like it find a cheaper one.
>
> The point is that they use that to try to sell their paying server and
> they can't get either to work properly.
From http://www.yottanews.com/about.html -
"We are the retail division of nntpserver.com, one of largest Usenet
peering servers in the world. We have been running commercial news
servers since 1999."
Nntpserver resells to tera, bubba, etc. IIRC, Free Yotta was started as
sort of a pet project of Steve, the owner. Admittedly it can be a bit
flaky, and isn't a good advertisement for their pay server. I find I can
currently get almost everything I want between my ISP and teranews, plus a
non-expiring block account from octa for occasional fills and for posting.
--
Martin S.
Steve
news:4424abda$0$16324$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
<snip>
> The point is ... we can get it to work and you can't. Which makes you a
> fuckwit like Rawat the Prat.
>
And then some. Check this out. Something he said in the
sympatico.highspeed group. Quite funny actually we are talking about beta
versions crashing here specifically in IE7:
"chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
news:Xns978ED39DF...@207.35.177.134...
Beta by definition is buggy just not crash type bugs - that's alpha.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another poster provided this in the group:
http://blogs.msdn.com/ie/archive/2006/03/20/555703.aspx
the word crash is referenced about 18 times.
Here's more of his advice he gives to people in the sympatico groups. Wish
you guys could join in the fun. He's the biggest fuckwit in there. Take a
look at some of his recent posts:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chuck's advice to a poster on why you need to hard boot your modem:
Chuck wrote in Sympatico.Support on Feb 28th, 2006 at 902:pm:
"That is the closest I could find to the problem on a 2 hour web search. I
searched computer help pages, microsoft technet even for A+ cert tests
(damn comercialization of the web makes searching bloody near impossible
these days). I have my suspicions that this problem *may* be due to
insufficient power supplies as it occurs quite regularly on bottom end
pc's: dimension aptiva and so on and I've never had it on my old dec pc
(not a rainbow BTW more recent). By insufficient I don't necessarily mean
power output in watts, but possibly too small a capacitor in the rectifying
circuit or leakage in the diodes used. It doesn't seem to be just the power
supply that causes it, it seems to require "shody" hardware of some sort.
Beyond that I would have to ask an electrical engineer to get a more
definite answer. Sorry, it happens it most definitely happens, but the root
cause eludes me to this day."
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Later disproven by me with a 30 min time limit on the supportive research.
Take a look at this next post after almost the entire newsgroup jumped on
him for that told him he was wrong. Claimed he was still right:
"You just can't say anything without profanity can you moron? You can't even
understand a basic concept like bad electronic design. You don't believe
me? fine, your stupidity. But just try telling that opinion in
comp.hardware and you'll get kill-filed so much you'd think you have
leprosy."
And:
"Fuck you asshole. You kiddies are the disfunctional jerks here by not
allowin this group to serve it's intended purpose."
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In regards to Beta Bugs crashing (which they do, provided supportive
research, not just by me but 2 other posters as well)
Chuck Wrote:
1) "Beta by definition is buggy just not crash type bugs."
2) "Beta means that any bugs will not crash the program"
3) "That is not a bug in i.e. it is a compatibility bug"
and continues after the supportive research has been posted disclaiming him:
"re 3: mcaffee and i.e. don't like each other - happens not a bug in either,
just the combination alpha/beta doesn't enter into it. BTW I said not a bug
in i.e. a compatibility bug between i.e and mcafee. "
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In regards to 502 errors, here's your advice on that:
"What was the message? your connection limit... or something else. You might
try searching in alt.freenewsservers for a message with 502 in the subject
(likely to be there). I can't recall exactly the corresponding message, but
I don't think it's terminal."
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In regards to sending 5 - 10 mp pictures through Sympatico:
"If you're talking about picture files gif,bmp, pdf (avoid that one it
just wastes space) try converting them to jpg and you'll save a *lot* of
space. Don't convert them back though as you'll lose information."
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Becareful when taking advice from this guy, he has no idea, and chuckcar can
put your systems at risk.
--
Steve
Aratzio
double secret probation because:
>And then some. Check this out. Something he said in the
>sympatico.highspeed group. Quite funny actually we are talking about beta
>versions crashing here specifically in IE7:
>
>"chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
>news:Xns978ED39DF...@207.35.177.134...
>
>Beta by definition is buggy just not crash type bugs - that's alpha.
You want a real fucking hoot:
24hoursupport.helpdesk
Although the latest batch of ludites in
alt.binaries.news-server-comparison are quite amazin.
brookl...@comcast.net
Kadaitcha Man
likes destructive dicky-whacking with bears, and whose partner is a
loose-gowned woman with a hulking pocketbook, wrote in
<1143265768.5...@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>:
> such language is really not necessary!!!!
uncle jim and the twins at attention; hairy cup See hairy doughnut.;
come about; degenerate diving in the dark; shameless zoinkering;
stirring the trough; five knuckle shuffle; dollys; I Know Who You Did
Last Summer; storm the pearly gates with your purple-headed devil;
Phallus in Wonderland; substandard chocolate-eye; scandalous maracas;
undignified gum-jobbing; turd; virulent snatch; amyl nitrite; sacks;
living in the Pavilion : v. Intensifier of bowling from the Pavilion end
(qv); as in 'He doesn't bowl from the Pavilion end, mate. That one lives
in the fucking Pavilion'.; acorn; deed; nork hammock : n. Of female
fashions, a halter neck top.; bob monk; acucullophilia; atelophobia;
breath control; all-night movie; king sized tonsil tickler; get down to
it; heart; deranged twink; slip-sliding away; put the boots to someone;
little man; unnatural anal collar; hogger; cherry-topped sundaes; fnarr
fnarr! : exclamation Suppressed childish exclamation of amusement
uttered after a double entendre.; insubstantial whanger; pitiless carnal
connection; shaven slop-chute; butcher's window; bog queen; african
queen; debauched ziggy-wiggling; weakened danger the one-eyed ranger; a
bit of nookey; burp the worm; butcher's window; vacant ass-master;
scurvy custard cannon; tadger; anthophobia; noxious bazoo; Sorest Rump;
john tom; Confessions of a Candystriper; bed partner; expansive
glory-hole; unspeakable butt slamming; boff v. To fuck (qv).; planting
cotton; zeps; boy brothel; basket party; hideous rusty bullet wound;
animalistic cranking; horizontalize; pukey quim; hung like; sticky
finger; bang the wanger; massive dirt-road; prick; fiery pushin'
cushion; disgraceful butt balling; butter bags; miracle meat; immodest
give-me-a-good-length sessions; the old dog; dishevelled pud pocket;
degrading dickie licking; lab kebab abbr. Labia kebab; fish mitten (qv);
vertical bacon sandwich etc.; heavy duty gazooms; heartless stew
stirring; low-grade old bacon strip; ass games; butterfly; unpleasant
cucumber canal; bitchy pilot of the chocolate runway; smudges; bruiser;
Final Penetration; immense back-cave; aloha; hardhearted gum-jobbing;
band; bit of goods; stiffy; guff v. To fart; let off.; tattered
cackpipe; pendulous bouncers; phallus adamantus; crumpet-trumpet; beat
off; abortus completus; Casanova's rubber sock n. Condom; blob (qv).;
donkey dick; play at pickle-me-tickle-me; amatorial; nightcrawler;
yawne; blue gown; touching cloth n. The stage immediately after turtles
head (qv) when the stool establishes contact with the undergarments. As
in: "Is there a toilet anywhere round here mate? I'm touching cloth".;
strokin' and pokin'; bald bone hone; debased hedge-hog violation; brace
and; amorous rites; rinse the lettuce : v. To wash the beef curtains, in
situ as it were. Followed by a shake of the lettuce (qv).; obscene
beaver shooting; diseased servants entrance; dried out baps; ringburner
: n. A hot curry which results in ring sting (qv) the next day, and a
Japanese flag (qv).; innocuous grapes; huntch; actress; air express;
adam-and-eveing; varnish one's; ambidextrous; repugnant bouncy-bouncy;
barbettes; boxing the clown; anorast; detestable bone smuggling; ghastly
anal collar; plump tankers; old slap and tickle; max walls; quivering
mampala; three-chinned ripe fruit; butthole surfing; hedonistic cackpipe
cosmonaut; whanger; naughty; loathsome free willy; rageful butthole
rape; target practice; poke; thin-skinned frit; impertinent pink-pants;
wildly fucking San Fransisco cowboy; dawn horn; uneducated homogene;
apple-dumpling shop; accept a proposal; fragile colossus; get hulled
between wind and water; furious zwooshing the swoosh; back cave;
threadbare hairy mary; cockstand; tee off : v. To wank and/or fart. Not
necessarily at the same time.; wrecked single-bore mayonnaise pistol;
prick-scouring; filling the cream doughnut; slack-spined sweater
bunnies; sour quinnie; comfortable brown starfish; brassy; light the
lamp; rough fudge-pipe; bleeding your weed; get a chunk; can't win
layers of hot cushion; accommodate; amasius; take a roll with;
crankshaft; sod : n. A loose piece of turf in an uphill garden.;
irregular dueling banjos; erotic cum-freaking; wet cackpipe; gorblimey
n. A type of trousers popular among council tenants in the 1950s.;
choker; Iggy Pop shot n. To "whack off over a TV's ass because it would
be a pity to waste it".; Howard's Way rhyming slang Homosexual. From the
shit BBC TV drama Howard's Way - gay.; filthy puckered-gazoo; unnatural
bonking; ailurophobia; disgustful back door ushering; heavy-handed
butt-fucking; tiny sweater muffins; donkey-dicked; unlawfully-begotten
alpha female; blow the pipe; blech a belch; lifelong friend; revolting
naval engagements; tail gunner See rear gunner.; beef bags; ac-dc bar;
snizzling; beat it like it owes you money; coarse schwartz; bonbons;
short hairs; fort bushy; tiresome chicken; soggy box; debased
haemorrhoid busting arse-fuck; For a Few Inches More; tremblers;
impudent arse monkey; lucky Pierre n. In botting (qv), the busiest
botter in a three man bum chain (qv); the filling in a shirt lifter
sandwich.; ultimate favor; abhorrent nad sack sucking; decadent loaded
lizard shooting; palsied cummingtonite; urogenital tailpiece; babooms;
breast work; shameless tugs of war with cyclops; wife's best friend;
massacre at the beef curtain; abusive one man tugs-o-war; battle-scarred
mammoth mammaries; get the sugar stick; bruised crotch taco; hum job;
raincoat; love apples; fit end; throw; spacious beef curtain; crawl;
aunt mathilda; lousy rod roaster; anus queen; marks out of two? prompt
From one ogling male to another, to cue the reply 'I'd give her one'.;
bizarre peanut-packer; bed flute; funny business; hung like a horse;
obtrusive sheep-herder; infected old-dirt-road; break like a shotgun;
unworthy thelma & louise; overt bum-chum; control clinic; decadent
impaling; lucy; nauseating hog's eye; biff; romp; acmegenesis; bonbons;
real piece; boot slave; square someone's circle; wasted pink lipped
custard sucker; easy anal jouster; zack; sleazy mr. wobbly trouser;
pocket-size twins; beam; overripe puppies; tom-tom; Who's Eating Gilbert
Grape?; ghoulish cockwash; abnormal cock pit; monstrous haddock pasty;
filthy get-a-leg-over; whackoff; clammy brown starfish; double-shung;
brandle; gooter; astarte; zeps; pestilent snatch; probing the membrane;
tight back-slice; impaired; pounding your pud; dank twisted taco; proud
inclination of the flesh; benny; large wind-tunnel; baps (baaah-ps) n.
N. Ireland Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer just look at the baps on
that?'; thickheaded buller; night with; little engine; barf v. To vomit;
puke; bowk.; bristen; bedroom eyes; whatsus; tail-work; hard-core knob
gobbing; chichis; horrid birth cannon; mister fuzzy; mammilia; walk the
dog; all butched up; meggs; back door; bangtail; man-in-the-canoe; air
express; honeydew melons; do a dive in; get your end wet; do one's kind;
asshole liaisons officer; bone-on; chingus; bracelet cockring; pumping;
bung juice; give her the; ghoulish heinie-highway; exhibitionistic
salami slammin'; kipper for breakfast euph. To rise early and go for a
horizontal jog (qv).; butt pussy; plumpies; hide the salami; hedonistic
rough-riding; tight chocolate-starfish; control clinic; morning hard-on;
birthday party; slapping skins; jump bones; fierce work the hairy
oracle; see; snorker; vegetative backwoods-fiddler; gruesome smackey;
hefty phallic cleaver; afterbirth; barnet fair; twenty toes; hard-core
dick gobbling; banjo; Colonel Angus; bra-busters; jaundiced rump-ranger;
sink the sailor; anthony blunt; sensitive plant; have a bit of mutton;
back talk; dubbies; mound of Venus : n. Craggy outcrop above salmon
canyon (qv) usually hidden by a dense covering of bush (qv). Also beetle
bonnet, monkey's forehead.; hideous red haired lass; visitations; old
horny; go bed-pressing; broad jest; chimney swept out; boneyard visit;
animalistic stick beatings; reproductive rod; blurter; pork enema;
toupee; stick shifter : n. Wanker.; a box; toothless tan-tracker;
destitute uncle throbby; bugger; knock boots with; depilated muffy; dump
v. To drop a log; release the poop payload.; play on the hair court;
arseovoir; diseased gnash; filthy chicken necking; beef in yo taco;
thick wobbly warhead; toffee-nosed him-her; boffer; lusty
clacker-smacker; play on the hair court; ackerman types; bust-maker;
thoughtless gay caballero; sexual intercourse; bulb of the vestibule;
sour apple quickstep euph. Suffering from diarrhoea. As in: "Your wife
is taking rather a long time in the powder room". "Yes, I'm afraid she's
dancing the sour apple quickstep this evening". See also Tijuana
cha-cha.; hair divider; untamed horizontal exercises; Sperms of
Endearment; his snake through her grass; a piece of mutton; anal
exudate; ailing fool sticker; Free Will Humping; beaver lever; knock it
off; beating around the bush; lulu; bilabial trump card; bunny rub;
contemptuous turkey tossing; binaca blast; rudimentary skippy; offensive
sceptre; maniacal batting practice; apple squire; boudoir; browning
sister; do the business; aesthetically; douchebag; jigglies; stretched
shit-chute; lascivious cajun-clown fucking; dose; hardfisted anal
brutality; depraved back door ushering; hard-hitting candle bashing;
cavaultcavaulting; varnish the cane : v. Upon getting wood (qv), to give
it a one-handed waxing.; bar hustler; disconsolate sweater puppets; beat
the bald-headed bandit; lean beef missile; putrid lance of love;
bald-headed barking-spider; beefcake books; brown bullet-hole : n.
Bumhole; barking spider.; giant bishop; exhausting load dropping;
degenerate sexual traumas; cavernous rocket pocket; knocker; demeaning
butt balling; mole; spacious barking spider; tattered buhgina; harsh fur
bumping; torpid wahwahs; botty man; blue vein; mug; nadgers; raw-boned
wicked sceptre; debilitated chocolate-highway; hollow whore hammer; ben
wa balls; parking the beef bus in tuna town; yeasty ring raider;
whore-pipe; blown; toupeed jobby-jouster; peanut toot meat; frenzied
pocket pinball; bludgeon; depilated servants entrance; behavioral
transsexualism; naturals; bodacious Hollywood hustler; threadbare
arsehole; rifle; vile round-brown; turkey baster; angel with a dirty
face; sordid copulation; cocked; joy ride; aunt eater; agile skin-diver;
belly woman; drooping garbanzos; attitudinize; paunchy femme; be
intimate with; cunt-stirrer; nefarious salami slammin'; A Tale of Two
Titties; black moriah; hole puncher; rabid knee spreading; fart sniffer;
porker; boudoir; shrunken critters; taking "old one-eye" to the
optometrist; butt bags; rabid tapioca tube tugging; play cars and
garages; mystery; magazine; sordid totos; queer fruit-plate; bumhole
engineer; Everybody Does Raymond; meat hook; winking walnut : n. Brown
eye; chocolate starfish.; slip her a quick crippler; toffee-nosed flute
player; furious blow jobs; bang the wanger; flop in; toneless dirk
diggler; unit; huevos; putout; bouncing; bury the salami; have a nooner;
do a kindness to; fancy work; share a pillow with; forking; odious
fuck-my-brains-out sessions; slip her the whale; large arsehole;
burglar; herman the one-eyed german; sinking the battleship; comfortable
meat muffin; hardhearted stuff-my-bunny fun times; Homo Alone; grievous
conjugal rites; abhorrent velcro arse joining; bogs; bark at ants; fadge
n. A cross between a fanny and a vagina.; agfay; filthy rectum; wobbly
komodo dragon; drive into it; blindfold; aberrant bone jumping; trouser
worm; The Load Warrior; Rosemary's Booby; beach bash; lanky gazooms;
awkward tinkie winkie; it for the worms?; all-nighter; scorched norgs;
buffing the box; have a nooner; anosmia; nupies; toxic tampon tunnel;
ram it; circulus venosus of haller; anthropophagus; exhilarating
one-eyed target practice; displeasing dirt-track; hubbies; unformed
cans; play at tops-and-bottoms; spreading freckle; get through; love
bug; aphrodite; grand bag; destitute chicken; brown joe; thingamabobs;
afflicted organ grinder; full-bodied blouse bunnies; fervid pity-fucks;
glitzy bunny boy; knobbies; bell-swagged a. To be endowed with a large
bell end on a contrastingly small stem or shaft.; one-eyed snake; family
jewels euph. The knackers; male genitalia.; deranged bone bumping;
fierce nut butter making; ass-kisser have a bit of crumpet; have a
nooner; toneless magumbos; nug; winny-popper; goose; invasive bone
dance; baps (baaah-ps) n. N. Ireland Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer
just look at the baps on that?'; roomy behind; displeasing
muddy-starfish; run-down handwarmer; amputation fetish; commodious
butt-pussy; lethal fapping; pioneer of nature; obtrusive penis breath;
grievous haemorrhoid busting arse-fuck; despisable gazingas; give her a
stab; uncle dick; unsociable backside-artist; demeaning carnal
connections; piddling foaming beef probe; amorous congress; spume;
tightfisted iron hoof; dreadful vagooter; adventurous backstroke
roulette; five knuckle gusset shuffle; florins ryhming slang Shits. From
the former florin coin, known as 'two bob bits'.; nameless; broadwalk;
almanac; balls in a sling; have it away with; go belly-thumping;
luscious nooner; ravenous reproductive fluid exchanges; pipe job;
millimeter-peter; swizzle stick; gentle tittler; repulsive private arm
exercise; baby talk; holy porker; gammon flaps : n. 1. Hole in a
farmhouse door through which pigs come and go at will. 2. Beef curtains
(qv). Also known as gammon goalposts.; barfy cackpipe; cold-blooded
humpin' and bumpin'; jizz-drinking pato; dyke : n. Lesbian; tuppence
licker; carpet muncher; a woman on the other bus. See also diesel dyke,
bull-dyke.; fart face; board lodger; everlasting gobstopper; a bit of
fun; cop a doodle; disgusting twinkie tweaking; go up her; queen-sized
Cadbury's canal boat cruiser; unsatisfactory rick hard; roll in the hay;
milkman; wicked old mother hubbard; good-for-nothing stick; soapy tit
wank n. Sausage sandwich (qv) served in the bath or shower.; cuzzie;
arachnephobia; wop; baby fat; closefisted connubial relations;
horizontal exercises; King Dong; dunk; art of unisex; donald duck;
horrendous bed boogie; back talk; breast; buckaruby; goit : n. Geek;
gork; gink; gonk. Another versatile 'g' insult.; disused meat harp;
Jemima suit n. A tight fitting costume worn by fetishists with
strategically positioned openings over the erogenous zones.; ride
rantipole; softest part of a woman's torso; dilapidated bewbies; come
off; lousy cream canal; tin roof's rusted; flashy one of them; red
wings; variant uglies; unseemly sexual behavior; insanus; get some area;
appendage; dwarfish jibs; abject hairy acorn; formless godzilla; the
hammock is swinging; I Know Who You Did Last Summer; Cum to Drink of It;
factories; slimy bearded clam; middle stump; porker; undignified
arse-crawler; bean flickologist; gigantic lung warts; massive slug's
belly; wangdoodle; wild nut squeezing; barse n. The perineum; that
little bit between your balls and your arse.; five knuckle shuffle;
feeding the ducks euph. Wanking. From the apparent similarity in hand
movements.; tomatoes; deadly rusty bullethole; mattress; tight fish pie;
inadequate flotation devices; knob it; ambidexterity; tricked out
arse-bender; extravagant tonsil hockey; delicate chocolate-speedway;
goose's neck; brazen chick-with-dick; boy-dyke; bird's nest;
dirty-minded tidda; jewish national; passive rectum wrangler; margold n.
The ability to do 5 pop shots (qv) in two hours. To do a margold. After
the US porn actor Bill Margold.; bury the hobbit; shabby minnie's pearl;
forbidden zone; rudimentary fiddle bow; bread; plaything; have a;
amative; get some area; affenliebe; vapid kazongas; savage face fucking;
beanbags; potatoes; scrumping; debauched belly bumping; disjointed
one-eyed throbbing python of love; wasted front bottom; hardfisted oral
sex; teutonic bottomite; behavioral transsexualism; analist; denuded
stench trench; tons of meat; fleshy bagpipes; genital shaft; russet
gusset n. Skidmarks (qv) or dangleberry (qv) smudging of the shreddies
(qv).; anagapesis; Fill Bill; putting a pickle in the hair sandwich;
defective brown star; slab-sided phallic cleaver; shorn kooter; seedy
rectum; naked coochie; The Sexorcist; revolting roto-rooting; scum; to;
abigail; toot meat; hostile noodle twisting; tempest-swept boigl;
undeveloped maracas; butterfly flutter; unemployed lesbian;
autopedophilia; knick-knacks; ironing some wrinkles; nasty sphincter
surfer; earth-shattering acts of darkness; biting; servile vein-laden
meat stick; homosexuality; old slap and tickle; imperceptible milk
shakes; head; nug; threadbare wife's worst enemy; crimson wave;
despicable hammer slammin'; pole vault : n. Vagina; stench trench;
strong room where the spam sceptre (qv) can be safely housed.; amour
socratique; lethal bone jumping; Sherman rhym. slang. Masturbate.
Sherman tank - wank.; dilapidated nancies; slap 'n tickle; quivering
sweet spot; private property; bad pig in a blanket; chest flesh;
rodding; leg over; weener; bouncers; pointless marimbas; acorn; cafe
curtains; bandicooting; bugger-arsed; abhorrent long john; sickly
stanky; pukey jack nastyface; animalistic off-the-wrist shots; loaded
meat bat; Lord of the G-strings; walnut n. Gland up the male arse which
causes immediate ejaculation when poked.; thickheaded tan-track rider;
grievous arousal; lethal cucumber rhumba; swollen love muscle; having it
on; unshaped porkeroon; bill grundies; enormous Hershey-highway; nuzzle
your fuzz; fitbin interj. A brand new and extremely rude swearword
invented by Sweary Mary for the purpose of annoying WHSmiths.; wasted
crack; blobby sweater swellers; brownie king; give it to someone; growl;
assmosis; odious exchange of bodily fluids; craven pussy bumping; play
one's ace; ghoulish french poodle; enormous foster home of peter the
orphan; hideous deep-throating; squeaky mattress symphony; oversized
pu-jar; blinkers; jigga-jig; youthful nuke; virulent vertical grimace;
love torpedo; baggy creamsicle; little sliver of flesh; audacious
midnight cowboy; ample bermuda triangle; nasty pork pounding; bone bag;
gaudy fart-catcher; tasteless yodeling in the gulley; bopping the
bologna; zit-faced cork soaker; shoddy shebas; soft rear-entrance;
upright grand; up to ya nuts in guts fervid nick-nacking; lob it up; Ass
Ventura: Smut Detective; tallywags; black triangle; gaping penis
holster; get to it; dodads; naked map of tasmania; copulating; bridle
string; torpedoes; box of assorted-creams Aus. n. A sexually promiscuous
female, as in: `Watch yourself there Bruce, that one's a right Box of
Assorted Creams".; slippery bourneville boulevard; plump norgs; assault
with a friendly weapon; knitting needle; feeding bottles; chuberteens;
rub-a-dub; schmeegle; shock absorbers; cooze; patchy bra-busters;
affection; crappy anal orifice; broken down vice of love; brown-nose;
vulgar preemptive infanticide; bikini bar; outcast superdroopers; tuning
the taco; diving for pearls; agonophilia; languid premeditator; bogy;
exhausting hedge-hog violation; submissive babies; accu-jac;
testimonials; backwards burp; ripe cream-jugs; odious conjugal
relations; oil change; play at cock in cover; sodden fur pie; grisly
penis piranha; stench trench disaffictionate euph. Fanny.; odious milky
way; booger-eater; bayonet drill; battered fuck ferret; undignified
carnal connection; take a turn on the aphrodisiacal tennis court;
ampailang; anatomical sex; old in and out; lid n. Bit above the brim
(qv).; wallopies; extravagant carnal acquaintance; whopper; screwed up
titbits; take a turn on shooters hill; bootlicking; quivering
shell-queen; cherry; donkey; abbesse; bloody flag is up; clinkers Aus.
n. Difficult to remove poo particles; winnits; kling-ons.; hedonistic
anal brutality; characterless elastic plastic; brummagem joe; erotic
butthole surfing; the fancy; French wank n. In sophisticated society, a
tit wank; sausage sandwich (qv).; saturated rosebud; gut wrench; push in
the truck; stacked; bumper; wild candle bashing; wildly fucking broad
boy; squat tutti-frutti; amastia; muck n. Mess (qv). As in "Shoot your
muck"; bona polone; anal stormtrooper; infected snizzle; kissing tackle
: n. North and south; gob.; natural scythe; tent pig; push in the truck;
noxious anal orifice; walk through the valley of love; secondary loaves;
lecherous sexual encounters; horrid fifth-point-of-contact; irregular
babies; dud meat speculum; teeny purple muffin; a bit of fun;
non-functional blue-veined junket pumper; there; relentless anal
shagging; bum; bald-headed dirt-road; taking a break; bunch-punch;
amatorial; adulterous give-the-ferret-a-run fun times; abdominal cavity;
sow your (wild) oats; humpery; ass hound; tickle faggot; female;
filled-out; immoderate diving in the dark; ding-a-ling; bombing the
german helmet; jacked up adj. To be celibate whilst suffering from a
venereal disease.; Willy Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory;
chauvering; Dickman Forever; giant pantry shelves; biffin bridge;
star-gazing on your back; spacious hidey hole; yapping pillow-biter;
bazoongies; thingamabobs; untamed acts of darkness; bazongas; naked
sinnasty; wang-tang; butt sniper; afters; tender back-passage;
arsenosadism; undergarment typing; no go double whammies; massive hoon;
tromboning; wicked Dilberry-Creek; furious intergenerational sexual
relationships; comfortable crotch mackerel; bluff; hang dog little
elvis; bender n. 1. Drinking spree; Leo Sayer (qv). 2. A queer fella.
See gender bender.; communists in the summer house; go buttocking;
la-di-da bag; blow the groundsels; lactoids; bully boy; prang; inhibited
load dropping; sixth gear n. Wanking, esp. in a parked car.; hugen;
unit; bean bags; change purse; unseen; cucumber; exhilarating bone
dance; wetting; painting the ceiling euph. Wanking; the one handed snake
charming of the pant python.; zoob; buckeye; little head; dateless butt
lancer; get mud for your; molehills; flat as a board; irish toothache;
jungleberries; the behind; bubble-gum set; rig; raspberries; anal
virgin; male membrum erectum; Lord of the Cock Rings; ceaseless tugging;
dydus; having some clam dip; shit factory; bumshop; fuck off; apartment;
brown shower; woody; blouzabella; sickly coochie; dreadful concha;
bohemian; dolly; constipating bone honing; useless rangoons; perverse
wick dipping; all meat; pokers; exhibitionistic dicky-whacking;
beddable; indelicate rollicking; have a bit of crumpet; bed bait;
passion pit n. Bed. See also Dutch oven.; peepers; belly woman; pants 1.
interj. Exclamation of dismay. 2. n. Rubbish; nonsense; arse. As in:
"You're talking pants!".; sex 1. : n. It (qv). 2. : v. To pump someone
full of semen; as in 'Babe, I'm gonna sex you up'.; bluff; graceless
dick-smoker; bowel movement; fuck by the book; bacon hole; pink;
maniacal beaver bashing; ghastly foufoune; exotic carnal pleasures;
bend; master member; blowing chunks; plonker n. An actor who relies
entirely on one crap put-down line and a three wheeler car to maintain
an entire situation comedy for years and years and fucking years.;
blooming; your arse!; pussy pleaser; hot spot; doing it; part; buttfuck;
dodas; ripe fifth-point-of-contact; rough fist fucks; union;
cum-slurping bum-jockey; ass man; baker flying; coot; big wand;
fornicating engine; rope the pony euph. To wank.; little pinkie; do some
good for yourself; carnal engagement; do the nasty; spindly custard
pump; young eye doctor; basket-watching; spunk n. 1. slang Semen. 2.
Spirit; pluck. 3. Tinder made from fungus. 4. Aus. Good looking man;
dish; hunk.; making soup; denuded fuck passage; commodious peter
pleaser; nefarious bumping and grinding; despisable tingler;
custard-chucker; ass blow; bosom; constipating bed sports; zucchini;
clam; axillary intercourse; big chester; garish cross-wired
transvestite; bearded taco; frat; unshaped cha-chas; torpedoes; cunt
nugget; melancholy pink nosed puppies; wear a turtleneck sweater;
degenerate beaver shooting; XXX-rated chocky jockey; lead in your
pencil; abhorrent wood buffing; bit of butt; chris hardwick; zucchini;
yams; hairless back cave; humungous chesties; womb broom; ignominious
satan's love pillows; tiny bun bandit; unfit pontoons; erotic tubespout
riding; huge foster home of peter the orphan; disgraceful pud wrestling;
debilitated gummi worm; plebeian trouser truncheon; hairless penis
warmer; antifetishism; throne room : n. Queen's shit house.; brummagem
joe; bollocks n. 1. Nonsense; balls, as in: 'That's utter bollocks". 2.
Knackers; balls, as in: 'Them's massive bollocks".; sour box; bibble
chunks; overbold turd-packer; have a bone-on; up-tails-all; black ace;
water; make out with; are you red sails in the sunset?; unseemly anal
ninja; bobby's helmet : n. Bell end. From the distinctive shape of the
British police constable's hat which manages to look like a tit and a
bell end both at once.; cavalier; a knee trembler; sour dirt-track;
free-and-easy fluff; age of consent; beezer; ulcerous sausage-jockey;
comfortable wrong-door; hard-assed love; ace of; jewelry; intrusive
quim-wedging; sordid zucchini action; adamism; arser; polish the
lighthouse : v. To masturbate in the bath.; ambivalence; ramshackle
pumpkins; butchered chicken; buff the weasel; blinds; bury the;
boobulars tree-hugging sodomite; bombay roll; take a turn in the bush;
baby motel; tinkling town shift; tempest-tossed tattoo-queen; jaundiced
Hollywood hustler; sadistic kidding around; degrading vein draining;
fiery yum yum; gun; scant sperm burper; bottle opener; rolling the
dough; peaky fuck-rod; veiny salami; closefisted spunk showers;
wringing-wet hairy heaven; advertise; big bird; agile bum plumber; get a
belly full of marrow pudding; yawning Bovril-bypass; orgasm; swollen
crotch cobbler; dopey mutton javelin; debauched cum-freaking; lucky
Pierre n. In botting (qv), the busiest botter in a three man bum chain
(qv); the filling in a shirt lifter sandwich.; closefisted hedge-hog
violation; langer n. Penis; whanger (qv).; algolagnist; nick;
cold-blooded bouncy-bouncy; degrading hose humping; wringing-wet beaver
cleaver; ripe love muffin; gib : v. 1. To bullshit. 2. To gate crash. 3.
To stick your old man (qv) up a chickens arse and slam its head in a
draw. See also donkey punch.; perished girls; Little Orphan Anal; pity
fuck; tearful knob jockey; Regarding Hiney; A Clockwork Orgy; narrow
fuck passage; ailing niblets; bulging vagooter; macabre whisker poking;
chubby soap dropper; man in the canoe; flapper; alibido; edeapsis;
infected button-hole; interests; bum hole; wet spaghetti; jolly red
giant; hurtful sink-the-pink escapades; acrotomophile; upright grand;
phallic cleraver; unfinished lip fodder; heartless hand to gland combat;
spindly nick-nack; quailing trizz; abhorrent ham roll; big love; digging
a trench; untidy back hole; baloobas; lewd groin rubbing; cunt-stabber;
decrepit Hershey-highway; mochi hills; puffed-up barking spider;
ferocious bone bumping; Romancing the Bone; practice parallel parking;
bedmate; anuria; pretentious buller; macabre blind-eye; shoot the moon;
inoperative dingers; grisly rusty bullet hole; afgay; whatsus; crotch;
tom-tom; all aflutter over; cheesy wheelbarrow n. The penis, as it might
appear while being pushed by an uphill gardener (qv).; cabbage patch;
bannocks; banana splits; emotionless cajones coaxing; fat rice queen;
tricky dicky; seedy lord plumber; cupcakes; arsecons : n. Of information
technology, those computer keyboard symbols used illustratively to
indicate the condition of an arse. e.g. Normal arse (_!_) Lard arse
(__!__) Tight arse (!) Sore arse (_*_) Slack arse (_o_) etc.; club;
tasteless anal crippler; animalistic backseat mambo; dickie and the
boys; derrick; nondescript chimney cleaner; bitchy aging-actress; vacant
arse-bandit; ass-bite; two raisins on a bread board; bush scrubber;
affection; hung like a horse; undignified sink-the-pink escapades; seam
squirrels; bitch's blind; heavy-handed mulligan stropping; baggy
tomatoes; expansive brown-cherry; keister : n. kak hole; arse.; do one's
office; diseased tail-pipe; bring on; filthy dry hole boring;
boy-in-the-bush; Captain's Pie n. 1. Hairy pie; haddock pastie (qv). 2.
Of ship's catering, that pie which belongs to the captain.; bit of
mutton; fornicator; shag like; derrick; haggard nunga-nungas; buff;
spitter; dirty sink-the-pink escapades; battering piece; rough
give-me-a-good-length sessions; gash; demeaning sucking off; large
fifth-point-of-contact; degrading one man tugs-o-war; unnatural silk
funnel; beaver posse; american sock; tinselly anal-copulator; Interview
With a Vibrator; rank tweeder; destructive deep-throating; tearful twin
peaks; dilapidated sweater puffs; gypsies (kiss) rhym. slang Piss.; dry
hump; rough cavity; swinish nine inch knocker; jizz; fragile twat
torquer; Driving It Into Ms. Daisy; turkey neck; bart; turned on;
emotionless cheek beating; leg business; horizontal hustle; broken down
soft taco; Ronson rhym. slang Arse. From Ronson lighter - shiter.;
candidate; thread; tokhes; hump v. 1. To shag; have sex with. 2. To
carry heavy amplification equipment to and from a live music venue.; ups
and downs; bunjamin; chalubbies; bruised hootchie; pink pipe job; Lord
of the Ringpiece; ackerman breast types; kinky bohemian cluster fucks;
hairless back-slit; foaming zingers; stank; deplorable zallywhacking;
texas longhorn; debased x-legged sex sessions; cold-hearted anal
crippler; have one's will with; decrepit bung hole; let the fingers do
the walkin'; wretched boom-boom; blit n. See blart.; buzz the brillo;
bit of quimsy; untidy peter's punching bag; derelict Hershey; anomalous;
barfy afro clam; playing the silent trombone; tight fuzz box; moist
penis piranha; piddle; diseased zone; beard flit; disfigured fudgebar;
bach night; quaking bung bandit; chocha; lustful poojabber; wet oyster
taco; trifling caped crusader; barf; delicate kentucky horn; tactless
mouth fucking; Miracle on 69th Street; tail gunner See rear gunner.;
immoderate liaisons; dirty sexual intercourse; niblets; beating about
the bush; ladies' plaything; get one's balls off; heartless bull
session; allurement paraphilias; hot dog; foul bacon bazooka; hide the
salami : n. A bed-time game for two players, one sausage and a hairy pie
(qv). Also sink the salami, bury the bratwurst.; floppy jimmer jammer;
male genital club; rotten back hole; jack nasty-face; allurement
paraphilias; play the national; chicken; shrivelled nimrod; glaring
folle; humping; ample puty pu; beefcake books; star-gazing on your back;
bankside lady; abhorrent dicky dunk; sorrowful satan's love pillows;
hard-hitting butthole rape; stunted love torpedo; lance of life; back
way; debilitated hairy mary; castrated glo worm; gnarled molehills;
blanket hornpipe; cut a side; sorry snot rocket; furious nookies; hand
made; dance the sheets; defective flesh flute case surging weapon of ass
destruction; joy; globes; buff the weasel; eyeball; jigga-jig; vicious
bonking; batty-hole; man oil; ambiguous gender; park the porpoise; give
her the high hard one; double d's; backgammon player; myrtle;
minor-league pastries; broiler; acknowledged; artsy-fartsy; unseemly
diving in the dark; wild ride on the; basket days; bruised man-pussy;
submissive headlights; have a turn on your back; dejected wicked
sceptre; non-penile pleasure pursuit; oversize winky; jocelyn eldering;
pizzler; rabid ditch drilling; slice of the joint; brutal nancies;
filthy fun hatch; pound; breeder fish; ass-bite; Mighty Joe Schlung;
manhole; female appurtenances; erotic bone jumping; rusty layers of hot
cushion; birdie; purple-headed avenger; stick it; chest puppies;
grummet; hot tailing; mammilate; grievous anus irrigation; enfeebled
dirty pillows; undignified muscle tussles; stand a push; betty bouffant;
artsy-fartsy; do the tube-snake; piece of ass; crippled soapy;
impertinent chuff chum; ghoulish gooseberry-grinder; get some; dolphin;
bold thing; dousing the digits; bitches' christmas; repulsive back door
ushering; upright grand; vicious titan missile; appropriate member;
jazzy hundert-funf-und-siebziger; have a piece of tail; mickey;
quim-stick; The Humpback of Nasty Dames; tin-canned bitch-boy; tosh;
trouser trick; travel-soiled bat-boy; take nebuchadnezzar out to grass;
pretentious hula-raider; vulgar dashes up the channel; wooter;
andromania; cap; babia majora; piss-pipe; sickly baloney sandwich;
blue-veined junket hooligan; bondage table; iron; doll-tits; deadwood;
drilling the ditch; getting a; anhedonia; bait the hook; maniacal up and
down; bottle opener; go tromboning; The Iron Giant Vibrator;
dispassionate anal-rape fantasies; immense golden gully; get one's balls
off; incapable gum drops; nipply doo dahs; terror of virgins;
bare-chested; shmok; brer; yawning knots landing; king member;
bazoongas; arse gas; flowers and frolics; insufficient buttons; satiny
gazoo; bury one's wick; forking; all-nighter; belly entrance; brick
defecatorium; bachelor-woman; terror-stricken mother; queer lacy lad;
quivering cadbury-alley; adolescence; pocket; demented bull session;
bubble gum; buds of beauty; unnatural codeye; tatas; huge bear trap; lay
out; afgay; strangle Kojak euph. Male masturbation; peeling the carrot;
stroking the wookie. See Kojaks roll-neck.; sensitive plant;
unrestrained carrot cuffing; frontage; racks; The Nads-u-ate; blow a
kiss; pumping pleasure piston; bulling; the furrow; abnormal gazoo;
cross-eyed booty bandit; spent jake the one-eyed snake; do the
horizontal tummy bump; crotch crickets; acrosome; instrument; xenophobic
twilight man; jabber; gross pork pounding; slack-spined little willy;
floppy tits; baker's closed; get one's noodle wet; bits; boob-balling;
chicken; gobshite : n. Scouse Someone who talks crap, like Liverpudlian
hotel staff on fly-on-the-wall TV shows.; kinky porpoise popping; tom
thumb; love torpedo n. boastful Penis. As in: "I sank her bacon
battleship with my love torpedo". Also lovetruncheon.; debilitated man
cannon; admiration; get a bit; bone bag; night with; hop on the good
foot and do the bad thing; bale of straw; bagpiping; exhilarating dicky
diddling; sinking the pork sword; agreeable ruts of life; bust someone
out; accoutrements; stiff deity; hideous nut busting; pintle; bat's
wings : n. Delicate alternative to beef curtains (qv).; trembler; exotic
chicken necking; chrome-dome : n. Slap head; baldy.; botty man; acne
syphilitica; ginch; biffin bridge n. See barse.; wishbone; Beaver Juice;
decadent rear-ending; dispassionate pomegranate pounding;
unlawfully-begotten eye doctor; long wife's best friend; curl one off v.
To carefully deliver a stool. - curler n. A lump of excrement so
delivered, Also crimp off a length naval slang.; tenuous snow cones; lay
the log; wicked shit-hole; debauched dirty deeds; obscene queer fishing;
bulldagger; leg over; smooth brown starfish; slash; tree-hugging
buttock-climber; slippery koo koo; making bacon; bull gravy; unsound
boom stick; disgusting aberrant sexual encounters; get some nookie; in
the saddle; destructive anal oil-drilling; belly plea; fountain pen;
tubby Venus-with-a-penis; lactopoietic glands; ravenous bumping and
grinding; chuck a tread; slamming; donald; whitewash your guts; hung
like; all-beef sausage; hairy beanbags : n. Pink 70s style seating
provided within the underpants for the exclusive use of the bald man,
Spurt Reynolds (qv), Kojak, Captain Picard etc.; anilingism; play hide
the bone; interior sledging; gorblimey n. A type of trousers popular
among council tenants in the 1950s.; lovelies; get a piece of ass; pills
n. Pods; knackers (qv).; fags toothbrush; jap's eye; active and passive;
dirty bunk buddy; acme; get laid; beeples; fix her plumbing; vaginal
blood fart; bon vivant; male organ of generation; debauched bonking;
intimate relations; nefarious backseat mambo; achnutshik; ambierastia;
teeny-weeny lance of love; into the pants of; firk; sleeping bag; fervid
manhood touching; desirable fleshy parts; small arm; Herbie's bonnet See
Beetle bonnet.; inconsequential babaloos; rotten freckle; and west; fuck
muscle; servile thunderstick; exhibitionistic bone dance; apricot
brandy; do-hickies; riding the crimson tide; stumpy lad-lass; low-grade
muff monster; belt-fed mortar; pair of mammaries; oversized horizontal
fishcake; cook your nookie; battle-axe; gash; arseparts; allsbay; acne
syphilitica; infected breakfast; fucker; sheets; empty the anaconda
euph. To have a piss.; pose; Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?; gonads; put
the bee in the hive; rowing your one woman canoe; dofunny; lap clap;
boff v. To fuck (qv).; wank tanks : n. Balls; nads; knackers.; tassel;
bit of fluff : n. Singular piece of totty (qv).; ass crack; do the deed;
rise; massive hinder-entrance; boff; johnson; disgusting bawdy banquet;
adams arsenal; weak red ender; bald hina; cucumber in your cooze;
animalistic anal-rape; eel; stringy bikini-stuffers; parts of your
anatomy; chuckies : n. Balls.; someone with the ugly stick; pummelling
humongo; unsightly soapy; get some; Riding Miss Daisy; bauble; shag;
play at stallions and mares; tinpot leatherdyke; parallel parking; anal
plug; cup your cunt; jerkin' your merkin; australian passive; spit roast
: n. Someone simultaneously skewered at both ends by pork swords (qv); a
sausage jockey (qv) who plays a pink oboe (qv) whilst still in the
saddle. See also lucky Pierre.; hideous blind eye; stroke your slit;
diseased cork soaker; depraved one-eyed jack; bustle; wanton beanfeast;
front door work; honker; bone ache; inactive staff; beating the boner;
amenorrhea; vaginal dilator; inactive freddy firehose; horrid snapper;
bury one's ring; heartless varnishing the cane; stab in the; soft
brown-eye; abdominal cavity; pitiful tires; breastworks bladder; get
some quim; poking the bearded; bag-twister; apron knight; Touched By An
Uncle; nine iron; abyss; flagrant margery; shot to buggery
quiff-splitter; auxiliaries; one-eyed monk; get your chimney swept out;
abortively; lurid sperm infusions; excessive gear shifting; torpid
richard cranium; chimney sweep; bean queen; get between the sheets with;
apron high; clammy button-hole; wild beanfeast; acute infection; make
her grunt; queen-sized molly-mop; alleyway; lascivious rollicking; half
leapfrog v. To have sex in the doggies (qv) position.; oomlaaters;
wicked cum bucket; lovins; gaying instrument; enormous hog's eye; Ball
the President's Men; breeding cage; blast off; back number; jazz-fiddle;
sweet rolls; wracked spelunking sausage; break up; joy stick; a-double
scribble; rocket; trouser truncheon; african queen; sinking the pork
sword; delicate brown star; cunny; pips; tummy-tickler; beating the
bait; joombye (joom-bee) : n. Scot. Jism; jizz; McSpunk.; dive in the
dark; brew one up : v. To be burbulent; to bake an air biscuit (qv); as
in 'For your own safety step back please ladies, I'm brewing one up over
here'.; bug chaser; assets n. Of British tabloid journalism, a girls
breasts.; briar pach; one-eyed; erectivation; breakfast of; Eccles snake
: n. A penis with warts.; secondary garbanzos; jillin' off; back-door
burglar; skin-headed hairy heaven; obscure drill bits; commodious
sausage wallet; belly whiskers; keister n. kak hole; arse.; winkle; make
the bed springs creak; accouchement; banged up ass wedge; harsh ass
opening; lethargic bavarian beefstick; bikini stuffers; nauseating
blurter; detestable crime against nature; polishing the pearl; baby
buster; tin-canned bareback-rider; automatic muzzle loader;
bash-the-bishop euph. To masturbate; toss; bank with Barclays (qv).;
ponderous wahwahs; window; piss flaps 1. n. Labia; beef curtains. 2.
interj. Exclamation of disappointment. As in "Oh piss flaps! I never win
the Lottery!"; Mickey Mouse draggy-udders; unshaped cha-chas; shooting
iron; play hide the sausage; hedonistic vein draining; tactless bull
session; ham shank rhyming slang for a Barclays (qv).; shift-work;
wretched bumholerus fuckerus; billy no mates; bamboochas; I.R.S. abbr.
Itchy Ring Syndrome. Irritating anal affliction caused by insufficient
wiping of the chocolate starfish (qv), or inflammation of the farmers
(qv).; shorn cradle of filth; brother round mouth; brutal; knocking shop
: n. Brothel; rub-a-tug parlour; pub or club where women go to be picked
up; meat mart.; craven doodle dandy yanking; break somebody in; adam's
cave; inflamed Stinkhole-Bay; hormone fix; bust her out; pectoral
bulges; erotic batting practice; potato finger; bust some booty;
nugatory bullets; ming Scotch v. To emit a foul smell. As in: "Christ,
it's minging in here!" minging n. Awful. As in: "Peter Beardsley's
haircut was minging".; reduced gongas; run-down pantry shelves; blowing
out the plug; subagitation; have a knee trembler; Three Men and Some
Gravy; biastophile; hop on the good foot; do me nasty; bird's; mosobs;
balkans; glowing meat wallet; microscopic torso testicles; groodies;
bludger; debased knee-tremblers; wind the clock; thieving cat;
brassiroregia; all out; one eyed wonder worm; get it on; free-hanging
duke; lepidopterist n. Person who collects butterflies e.g. Val
Doonican.; soaking box lunch at the y; miserable marimbas; Bovril
bullets n. Stools; excrement.; untamed friction therapy; frightful
keester; thrap v. To masturbate furiously; to give it six nowt on the
Right Honourable member for Underpants.; boy fag; squat jump in the
cucumber patch; Big Trouble in Little Vagina; tasteless munchkin
punchin'; hulking clam canal; artillerie; bad-ass; chee-chees; kidney
wiper; immoral pork-sword sinking; wallpaper the closet; exhausting
earth-tremblers; bestialsadism; bewildered; raise a gallop; immense
snizzle; dilapidated vault; invasive split licking; accoucheuse; anal
intruder; lousy box; shameless face fucking; tactless pearl necklace;
get layed; purse; do the horizontal tummy bump; nameless; belly; photo;
hardhearted rumple foreskin rubbing; characterless wiggling worm;
revolting sins; soggy cornhole; lychees n. A more exotic alternative to
plums (qv); box the jesuit and get cockroaches; jocelyn eldering; chebs
n. Tits; breasts.; bang and biff; limp-wristed sissy-boy; butyl nitrite;
get into bed with; have a bit of cock; marriage joys; bulbous internal
spinal massager; ass farmer; botulinonia; blushing bride; spreading old
bacon strip; best; oversized bottomless pit; organum virile durum;
dreadful third-eye; bugger; chubby KY-queen; consort with; act ass;
fiendish liaisons; sodden rooster fish; affair; the foe; middlewoman;
peaked juggernauts; blow chow; buttock; unhappy wind-tunnel; do slippery
belly; admire; vagino-phallic interaction; pancakes; bopper; baby butch;
butter box; anything in trousers; beggarly scuds; big job; plough;
boasin tone; Cockodile Dun-me; switchel; anal-rape; vicious bishop
burying; fart face; visit from cap'n bloodsnatch; making the beast with
two backs; one-eyed wonder; in coitu; balcony; first leg of three;
wasted oval office; bog queen; tear off a piece of tail; nearsighted;
tragicomical aging-actress; bony mammaroonies; deplorable connubial
relations; hard-core gasp and grunt; majesty in purple cap; mate; give;
balaclava; switchel; buff the mushroom; work; sticking it in and pulling
it out; gap; slutty female man; craven bone dance; ploughing the furrow;
black jack; bum-fuck; outcast flip-flap; putting a pickle in the hair
sandwich; spindle; U.D.I. Unidentified drinking injury. A mysterious
injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no
recollection.; amychophobia; gooseberries; indecent nob-a-jobs;
pestilent dirt-road; layed; adamite; converse; blech a belch;
blue-veined junket; cure the horn; machine of love; Ralph : v. echoism
To vomit. See also call Huey.; sodden windward-passage; shoot one's wad;
at it; cute back-garden; have a bit of fluff; undignified cripplers;
sedentary broad boy; slippery flesh flute case; battering piece; jumbo
milk cans; go to work with; short hairs; cunt rag; dispassionate
conjugal embrace; butter the bead; bone someone; acute infection; open
your lunchbox : v. To float an air biscuit (qv) reminiscent of
yesterday's egg sandwiches in odour.; well-hung; dive in the dark;
bachelor's fare; sadistic nut squeezing; dingbats; amaurophilia; wanton
stuff-my-bunny fun times; dopey pig-tits; bulky sweetie; shaking
aspirins on an ironing board; Tijuana cha-chan. The trots. (Spicy food
is readily available to Americans in the neighbouring Mexican town.) See
also sour apple quickstep.; butt sniper; ripe bottle rocket; berry n. A
sexual deviant; kinky person; one who shags animals.; bachelor's baby;
bullfuck; daub of the brush; aged; substandard back-porch; pocket
rocket; armful; dwarfish love stick; unbelievably overweight mollycot;
do me nasty; fire water; prick-pride; pleasure-seeking intestine robber;
bit of rumpty-tumpty; lustful sausage-jockey; belly-whiskers; fairy
hammock n. Panties.; wanting king; hindenburgs; loaded; blow one's fat;
do the dirty thing pimples; Cool Bummings; beached whale; vicious clown
punchin'; unnatural dick dent; the reels o' bogie; seedy
marmite-motorway; walloping great tweakers; ac-dc bar; wonk; sickening
conjugal embrace; run-down breakfast of champions; anal-sadistic;
depraved kojak choking; decadent rooting; repugnant dick sucking;
berries; sensitive plant; unspeakable dick gobbling; drenched
barking-spider; damsons; sad pompadoodle; honeydews; yawning muff
monster; degenerate boffing; chest and bedding; mump; ponderous bed
flute; skimpy tonsil toothbrush; steaming hot kanga; doggies n.
Intercourse in the position adopted by dogs, usually near some
dustbins.; papilla; hidden treasure; dangling participles; voluminous
muffin; unproductive purple piledriver; play rub-belly; Rambone; whidgey
n. Eire Front bottom.; beach bash; dreadful pork danglies; xenophobic
skin-diver; unnatural pissing; brethern; disagreeable twat waffle;
disused tires; beat the; slip her a crippler : v. A few notches up from
slip her a length (qv); shag someone so hard they can't walk.; play
with; sheath; crouton n. An erection; bone.; cojones; nipply doo dahs;
of marrow; bog : n. Lavatory.; fort; andrology; piddling betty & wilma;
bushel bubby; throw a hump; rough pity fucks; vicious blow jobs; bald
yoni; disconsolate baloobas; jang; disappointing cocoa-canal; frightful
fuck passage; baby gravy; exhibitionistic rump-ranging; underprivileged
meat pole; brown shower; alley job; vurp n. A burp which brings up a
small but foul tasting quantity of stomach contents, small enough to be
gulped straight back down again.; whatsit; explicit nad bag nibbling;
anorgasmia; tiresome leatherdyke; degenerate kajoobies; hot box; bull
point; joystick; nasty back-hole; sodden muddy-starfish; master john;
ass-bone; immodest carnal connection; knock one on : v. To have sex
(with a partner).; lift-up; thick massive mamms; monkey; alan; aberrant
sheet-shaking; cream-stick; cold pig; choker; dirty fuck; blood flaps;
gobstopper; bridle string; dicky dunk; candidate; disgraceful anal
brutalisation; atypical sexual behavior; infectious hummer hole;
appropriate member; big piece of meat; Cunt Hardly Wait; tree-shaped
mandrake; ordinary shoulder-boulders; brownsward; niggling moo moos;
birthday clothes; bodikin; massive scoops; muff dive; stone n. Of gay
men and women, the opposite of a sponge (qv). The dominant partner. And
usually no oil painting either.; denuded bum-hole; scummy mr. eel-y;
heavyweight roundies; debauched groin rubbing; effeminate dick-smoker;
drop one's drawers; allergic to; vulgar la mumbo jumbos; toot meat;
felch v. To lick lemon curd out of a tea towel holder (qv).; cut a; of
nature; ambidexterity; the furrow; brownpipe; mister fuzzy; A Clockwork
Orgy; dirty manhole; vile snake charmer; immoral stuff-my-bunny fun
times; ass man; Colonel Angus; bit of rough : n. Sexual partner, usually
male, from a lower echelon; he who would wipe his cock on your curtains.
e.g. Lady Chatterley's Lover.; hand shandy n. See ham shank.; toxic
vadge; abortus; love nuts; peaches; asshole fucking; boiler n. An ugly
woman one would prefer not to service.; maniacal pudwhacking; rim : n.
Circumference of the anus; ring.; injured master of ceremonies; diddies;
amputation; boffing; humpity dumpity; immoderate fapping; solicitor;
package; mister tom; go leather-stretching; give one a stab; unrufflable
cock jockey; gooter; ceaseless chicken milking; vicious bone bumping;
wicked post-surgical transsexual; pray with the knees upward; engorged
bunghole; contagious sloppy oyster; a night in with the girls; gaunt ass
burglar; bearded taco; laps around the track; quickie; hedonistic
jackin'; tight man's ruin; kidney; welly top n. A term used to describe
the vagina. "She had a fanny like a welly top".; large
little-brown-eyeball; sleep in a tent : v. To have a large penis; as in
'Fancy coming back to my place. You'll not be disappointed. I sleep in a
tent'. See tent pole.; depressed clam digger; bristle up; putter; poor
mr. salami; feral tapioca tube tugging; deadly shooting range; soaking
slippery sheath; nasty sperm incubation in the anus; bacilluria; tricked
out hole-filler; beastette; fork; marrons; blowing chunks; indecent
arse-crawler; grisly crack; hairless little-brown-eyeball; dishevelled
cunny; babe lair; ride rantipole; perverted beastly rendezvous; little
brown eyeball; back-door dirt box; adultera; brawny woman-man; genital
pound of; yawning patona; fierce rocket polishing; lob it; rotten gutted
rabbit; wand; lascivious butt sniping; delicate back cave; cherry;
repulsive tonsil hockey; immoral eunuch; odious crippler; ball buster;
man root; bed rite; desolate hottentots; boo-boo head; eye dropper;
despicable bedsheet pounding; yanking the ya-ya; rotten back eye;
willowy third arm of justice; corsican; paraplegic pantry shelves; the
meat; jazzy pegboy; plinthe n. A large and somewhat redundant penis.;
buttocking shop; clammy hinder-entrance; rocky meat enema; small fry
papayas; unrestrained butt-fucking; warped rump wrangler; punt your
cunt; dwarf colon crusader; exhilarating pocket pinball; rusty
marshmallows; heavy duty buttons; walnut manouvre n. The mythical method
by which good looking nurses are trained to poke your walnut (qv) in
order to obtain a sperm sample.; beefsteak and onions; poblycwm Welsh n.
People who like quim (qv).; spinning the record; john willie; mutilated
bazongas; flagrant rim swimmer; deranged visiting the netherlands; bush
bunny; hooter : n. Conk; neb.; slushy oyster taco; blue boar; little
finger; big daddy; bottom dweller; ride the baloney pony; build a log
cabin euph. To pass an enormous, solid stool. As in: 'I wouldn't go in
there mate Someone's just built a log cabin"; large drain-pipe; filthy
dirty cumpie
Flying Rat
>
> > The point is ... we can get it to work and you can't. Which makes you
> > a fuckwit like Rawat the Prat.
> >
> >
>
> Shut up bitch.
>
will someone feed the parrot?
Lenny_Nero
> On Fri, 24 Mar 2006 18:35:30 +0100, "Bill Gateway"
> <nob...@microsoft.com> wrote:
>
> It's free.
> If you don't like it find a cheaper one.
I agree, its by no means good, but for the price, ok.
L.
--
Want to help to keep the best free usenet servers running ?
http://www.readfreenews.com
Lenny_Nero
> such language is really not necessary!!!!
So is posting thru google, but ya hear me....
Aratzio
secret probation because:
>such language is really not necessary!!!!
Fuck off, googletard
chuckcar
>
>
Now tell that to carlos to bitch. No right NO ONE has EVER had ANY
problem getting articles from YOTTA what a laugh, I kill myself. TTFN
moron.
chuckcar
news:rZ2Vf.7699$qX6.2...@news20.bellglobal.com:
> "Far Canal" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:4424abda$0$16324$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> <snip>
>
this coming from a pimple faced kiddie who doesn't know the difference
between a virus and a trojan.
chuckcar
> Nntpserver resells to tera, bubba, etc. IIRC, Free Yotta was started
> as sort of a pet project of Steve, the owner. Admittedly it can be a
> bit flaky, and isn't a good advertisement for their pay server. I find
> I can currently get almost everything I want between my ISP and
> teranews, plus a non-expiring block account from octa for occasional
> fills and for posting.
>
You don't mention yotta for that I notice, so I'll assume no comment is
your view on that.
Steve
> I kill myself.
He's a knife you fuckwit. Bye Bye then.
--
Steve
chuckcar
> "Far Canal" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:4424abda$0$16324$892e...@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net...
> <snip>
>
>> The point is ... we can get it to work and you can't. Which makes
>> you a fuckwit like Rawat the Prat.
>>
>
> And then some. Check this out. Something he said in the
> sympatico.highspeed group. Quite funny actually we are talking about
> beta versions crashing here specifically in IE7:
>
> "chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
> news:Xns978ED39DF...@207.35.177.134...
>
> Beta by definition is buggy just not crash type bugs - that's alpha.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -----------------------------------------
> Another poster provided this in the group:
>
> http://blogs.msdn.com/ie/archive/2006/03/20/555703.aspx
>
> the word crash is referenced about 18 times.
Talking about non-complaince between IE 7 and Mcafee (which he left out
you notice.
> Here's more of his advice he gives to people in the sympatico groups.
> Wish you guys could join in the fun. He's the biggest fuckwit in
> there. Take a look at some of his recent posts:
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -------------------
>
> Chuck's advice to a poster on why you need to hard boot your modem:
(read power drain - the kid confuses a cold boot with a hard shutdown so
actually *could* be an honest mistake maybe...)
> Chuck wrote in Sympatico.Support on Feb 28th, 2006 at 902:pm:
>
> "That is the closest I could find to the problem on a 2 hour web
> search. I searched computer help pages, microsoft technet even for A+
> cert tests (damn comercialization of the web makes searching bloody
> near impossible these days). I have my suspicions that this problem
> *may* be due to insufficient power supplies as it occurs quite
> regularly on bottom end pc's: dimension aptiva and so on and I've
> never had it on my old dec pc (not a rainbow BTW more recent). By
> insufficient I don't necessarily mean power output in watts, but
> possibly too small a capacitor in the rectifying circuit or leakage in
> the diodes used. It doesn't seem to be just the power supply that
> causes it, it seems to require "shody" hardware of some sort. Beyond
> that I would have to ask an electrical engineer to get a more definite
> answer. Sorry, it happens it most definitely happens, but the root
> cause eludes me to this day."
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------------
>
> Later disproven by me with a 30 min time limit on the supportive
> research. Take a look at this next post after almost the entire
> newsgroup jumped on him for that told him he was wrong. Claimed he was
> still right:
Namely he couldn't find out on the web why power drains work - big deal,
you won't find the study guide (for free) for the MCSE exam either, so
what?
> "You just can't say anything without profanity can you moron? You
> can't even understand a basic concept like bad electronic design. You
> don't believe me? fine, your stupidity. But just try telling that
> opinion in comp.hardware and you'll get kill-filed so much you'd think
> you have leprosy."
>
> And:
>
> "Fuck you asshole. You kiddies are the disfunctional jerks here by not
> allowin this group to serve it's intended purpose."
result of two trolls continously posting directionless profanity to the
group.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ----------------------- In regards to Beta Bugs crashing (which they
> do, provided supportive research, not just by me but 2 other posters
> as well)
>
> Chuck Wrote:
>
> 1) "Beta by definition is buggy just not crash type bugs."
> 2) "Beta means that any bugs will not crash the program"
> 3) "That is not a bug in i.e. it is a compatibility bug"
>
> and continues after the supportive research has been posted
> disclaiming him:
>
> "re 3: mcaffee and i.e. don't like each other - happens not a bug in
> either, just the combination alpha/beta doesn't enter into it. BTW I
> said not a bug in i.e. a compatibility bug between i.e and mcafee. "
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> --
>
> In regards to 502 errors, here's your advice on that:
>
> "What was the message? your connection limit... or something else. You
> might try searching in alt.freenewsservers for a message with 502 in
> the subject (likely to be there). I can't recall exactly the
> corresponding message, but I don't think it's terminal."
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> -------
>
> In regards to sending 5 - 10 mp pictures through Sympatico:
>
> "If you're talking about picture files gif,bmp, pdf (avoid that one it
> just wastes space) try converting them to jpg and you'll save a *lot*
> of space. Don't convert them back though as you'll lose information."
so what's wrong about that? nothing as you all probably know.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> --------
>
> Becareful when taking advice from this guy, he has no idea, and
> chuckcar can put your systems at risk.
Something I warned him about regarding at least two occasions when I was
helping someone and he butted in with disparaging comments and dangerous
nonsence.
Steve
"chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
news:Xns9794D9336...@207.35.177.134...
<snip>
>> Becareful when taking advice from this guy, he has no idea, and
>> chuckcar can put your systems at risk.
> Something I warned him about regarding at least two occasions when I was
> helping someone and he butted in with disparaging comments and dangerous
> nonsence.
>
You can't defend your stupidity chuck.
The following advice to a poster who chuck was fully aware had Norton
antivirus installed.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
news:Xns9792DB52A...@207.35.177.134...
You may see a corresponding icon down by your clock. A *lot*
of commercial packages put these (unnecessary) programs in for people
who have problems with the start menu as near as I can figure. This was
the leading cause of slowdowns, hard shutdowns due to people not wanting
to wait, and errors such as illegal operations from such things as
backweb when I was working for as a telephone tech for a computer
manufacturer. with XP none (except your zone alarm of course) have to be
checked. Anythinbg else can be safely unchecked.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Had the OP followed this advice, he would have disabled his antivirus, and
put him at further risk.
As for your honest mistake chuck not likely, you were called on that for
days, and yet still defended and insulted anyone who claimed you were wrong.
Chuck give it up, no one will ever follow your shitty advice. I'll make
sure of that. Do a search on yourself in a few days.
--
Steve
*Before following advice from "chuckcar", please refer to the following link
http://chuckcarnil.blogspot.com/
chuckcar
news:2tmWf.1526$u15.3...@news20.bellglobal.com:
>
>
> "chuckcar" <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
> news:Xns9794D9336...@207.35.177.134...
> <snip>
>>> Becareful when taking advice from this guy, he has no idea, and
>>> chuckcar can put your systems at risk.
>> Something I warned him about regarding at least two occasions when I
>> was helping someone and he butted in with disparaging comments and
>> dangerous nonsence.
>>
>
> You can't defend your stupidity chuck.
>
> The following advice to a poster who chuck was fully aware had Norton
> antivirus installed.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ---------------------------------------------------------- "chuckcar"
> <chuc...@nil.org> wrote in message
> news:Xns9792DB52A...@207.35.177.134...
>
> You may see a corresponding icon down by your clock. A *lot*
> of commercial packages put these (unnecessary) programs in for people
> who have problems with the start menu as near as I can figure. This
> was the leading cause of slowdowns, hard shutdowns due to people not
> wanting to wait, and errors such as illegal operations from such
> things as backweb when I was working for as a telephone tech for a
> computer manufacturer. with XP none (except your zone alarm of course)
> have to be checked. Anythinbg else can be safely unchecked.
> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Had the OP followed this advice, he would have disabled his antivirus,
> and put him at further risk.
>
> As for your honest mistake chuck not likely, you were called on that
> for days, and yet still defended and insulted anyone who claimed you
> were wrong. Chuck give it up, no one will ever follow your shitty
> advice. I'll make sure of that. Do a search on yourself in a few
> days.
>
And arround it goes. You see the problem with this jerk by now I'm
sure.
Just-a-lurkerz
> Do those guys at YottaNews really think they 'll ever get customers
> who are willing to pay? They must be very proud of their free
> server. If they think they can advertise by offering a free f**king
> server like this, their whole system must be full of sh*t. It s**ks
> like hell.
>
Well, it seems that this PIECE OF SHIT here, accomplished his mission.
It's probable that the ppl behind YottaNews read his garbage and brought
the server down.
YottaNews is/was a WONDERFUL server and if someone doesn't like it, he
is free not to use it.
Some ppl here have to realise that half of the shitheads who post in
this group are OWNERS OF COMMERCIAL NSPs.
I hope that Yottanews will read my post as well.
chuckcar
news:d%mVf.11992$ji6.7...@news20.bellglobal.com:
And what does that (although bull) have to do with Yottanews?