Derbyshire is over in AFN - new nym *Addison*

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:14:26 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:

>
> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.

But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
<snicker>.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2012
all rights reserved


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_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

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_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

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_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

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_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in:
<6hpmoj....@news.alt.net>:

>On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:14:26 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
>the notion that:
>
>
>>
>> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
>
>But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
>that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
>a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
><snicker>.

Indeed.

and a

/titter

[Jeff-Relf.Me]

 
A good, on⋅topic post is what it is, no matter who sent it or why.

[cipher]

On Wed, 01 May 2013 23:31:18 -0700, Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:14:26 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
> the notion that:
>
>
>
>> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
>
> But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
> that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
> a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
> <snicker>.

You could at least offer the man an ice pack after administering that
spank, 'cause Damn! That had to hurt...



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[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6hpmoj....@news.alt.net...

> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� put forth the notion that:
>>
>> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
>
> But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
> that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
> a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
> <snicker>.

LOL! It was all a ploy to cause *Kensi* to become
discouraged and leave - and that's exactly what
happened. No positive feedback for developing a
somewhat realistic character is greatly discouraging.
You see, I knew all along that Kensi was not a female.
So I treated it like a female knowing that no man
would know how to handle it in a realistic female way.

I'm sure you noticed how the *Kensi* entity was incapable
of female *banter*? There was none of the *cattiness* like
Rhonda displays. None of the flirting that Shiny used to
type. None of the female put-downs the likes of which
Pandora engages in.

What little banter the *Kensi* entity attempted to engage
in was unnatural-sounding because there was the typical
male superiority complex behind it.

Women give and take. Women back down regularly even
when they're right and they know they're right. They do this
because, at heart, they are peacemakers. It's not really their
nature to be haughty and confrontational. They want to be
loved, and if not loved, then at the very least the wish to be
appreciated and thought well of -not despised. The *Kensi*
entity clearly wished to be despised. Why else would
anybody become a FNVW if they didn't enjoy being loathed
and despised?

So, I won because I caused the *Kensi* entity to finally do
something female - FLOUNCE! IOW, I destroyed the illusion
and the puppet master who was jerking the strings in one
fell swoop!

And, that's among the several reasons I'm known as a
Usenet force.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Thu, 2 May 2013 11:38:54 +0000 (UTC), cipher put forth the notion

that:


>
> On Wed, 01 May 2013 23:31:18 -0700, Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden
> Tablets of Usenet thusly:
>
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
> >

> > On Wed, 1 May 2013 19:14:26 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth

> > the notion that:
> >
> >
> >
> >> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
> >
> > But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
> > that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
> > a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
> > <snicker>.
>
> You could at least offer the man an ice pack after administering that
> spank, 'cause Damn! That had to hurt...

I don't think that's the kind of "pack" Gweggles is looking for,
IYKWIM...

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6hqro2....@news.alt.net...

> cipher put forth the notion that:

>> Checkmate Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:

>> >
>> >> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
>> >
>> > But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
>> > that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
>> > a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
>> > <snicker>.
>>
>> You could at least offer the man an ice pack after administering that
>> spank, 'cause Damn! That had to hurt...
>
> I don't think that's the kind of "pack" Gweggles is looking for,
> IYKWIM...

Says the fudge-packer!

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Thu, 2 May 2013 12:58:03 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth

the notion that:


>
> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> message news:6hpmoj....@news.alt.net...

> > Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth the notion that:

That was one swell foop, alright.

> And, that's among the several reasons I'm known as a

> Usenet farce.

Indeed, you are!

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in:
<6hqrg6....@news.alt.net>:

>"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> message news:6hpmoj....@news.alt.net...
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:
>>>
>>> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.
>>
>> But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
>> that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
>> a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
>> <snicker>.
>

//

>So, I won because I caused the *Kensi* entity to finally do
>something female - FLOUNCE! IOW, I destroyed the illusion
>and the puppet master who was jerking the strings in one
>fell swoop!
>
>And, that's among the several reasons I'm known as a
>Usenet force.

/cue Sybil

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·, in
<news:6hqsl3....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka "Checkmate")

> <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> news:6hqro2....@news.alt.net...

>> Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the substandard
>> kook) put forth the notion that:

>>> The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka Checkmate)

>>> Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:

>>>>> Derbyshire retired *Kensi* and created *Addison* in her stead.

>>>> But wait a minnit! You assured... no, you damned-near fucking certified
>>>> that Kensi was the real deal. Are you now admitting you were duped like
>>>> a little gay rube? Because if you are, I might be compelled to issue a
>>>> <snicker>.

>>> You could at least offer the man an ice pack after administering that
>>> spank, 'cause Damn! That had to hurt...

>> I don't think that's the kind of "pack" Gweggles is looking for,
>> IYKWIM...

> Says the fudge-packer!

I thought he was talking about a salve pack, maybe IcyHot...
why did you instantly think about packing fudge, Gweggles?

<snicker>

--

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\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
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https://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/msg/4781057ed0011009

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http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=136738686100

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·, in

<news:6hqrg6....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> The Gay Retarded Drug-Addicted Chimp (aka "Checkmate")

Your historical revisionism grows in complexity by the
minute... is this one of the stages of grief? You went
through denial, anger, deal making, resignation... and
apparently the last stage of grief is CYA.

<snicker>

> And, that's among the several reasons I'm known as a
> Usenet force.

You misspelled 'farce', Gweggles. HTH, HAND, GSLOC

[cipher]

On Sat, 04 May 2013 01:20:23 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Four} Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>

> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·, in <news:6htgjt....@news.alt.net> did
> thusly write:
>
>> " <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in
>> message news:km0af1$8im$2...@news.albasani.net...

>
>>> Your historical revisionism grows in complexity by the minute... is
>>> this one of the stages of grief? You went through denial, anger, deal
>>> making, resignation... and apparently the last stage of grief is CYA.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>

>> Your beating the dead horse that is the Tetrarchy grows in wastefulness
>> by the minute. Get lost! Hit the road! Take a hike! Go jump into a
>> lake. Bugger off. Sod off! Scram!
>>
>> Nobody's even reading your posts any more since you got too lazy to do
>> the job you once wanted so badly. Haven't you noticed that you're big
>> roundly ignored?
>>
>> Make it a quadruple flounce - and good riddance to you three fakes who
>> remain.
>
> Your butthurt over losing kensi is quite apparent... especially the fact
> that she chose an egghead professor over you. That's gotta sting, eh?


§ KookNote®:
The "egghead professor" is just a digital projection of Paul Derbyshire,
the person posting as Nadegda and Kensi amongst others. Of course this
digital female projection - Kensi - would have to select the right man if
she were leaving and the right man is Derbyshire himself by proxy.
Classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

As an An Axis II disorder, this condition is limiting but debilitating,
in fact many NPD patients are high functioning as is Derbyshire. The loss
of his personal boundaries, the absorption of the self into a quasi-
public world (Usenet), and the presentation of countertransference
psychosis are apparent in this case.

See: R. D. Laing, Self and Others (Penguin 1972) p. 36



> The New Cabal isn't going away... we'll be here long after you've
> scuttled your plastic yellow boat, the SS Tranny Scow, in international
> waters after setting it on fire in emulation of a Viking funeral, out of
> spite toward kensi.
>
> <snicker>

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

"cipher" <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote in message
news:6i08qq....@news.alt.net...

Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in a post
elsewhere
how Derbyshire was describing Kensi as a sexy librarian type with
French-braided hair and Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell
in love with?

Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but who wouldn't
give him a second glance.

--
Sir Gregory

[Steve]

Sn!pe wrote:
>
> [-auk per E-S poasting rules]
>
> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greghall@home.fÂke> wrote:
>
> > > § KookNote®:

> > > The "egghead professor" is just a digital projection of Paul Derbyshire,
> > > the person posting as Nadegda and Kensi amongst others. Of course this
> > > digital female projection - Kensi - would have to select the right man if
> > > she were leaving and the right man is Derbyshire himself by proxy.
> > > Classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
> >
> > Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in a post
> > elsewhere
> > how Derbyshire was describing Kensi as a sexy librarian type with
> > French-braided hair and Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell
> > in love with?
> >
> > Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but who wouldn't
> > give him a second glance.
>

> Oh, gosh, I think that's a bit harsh. I'm sure that Paul is really just
> a cuddly guy who wants someone to love who will mother him.

Trouble is he has a face only his mother could love.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/44d69d232251662

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

"Steve" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in
message news:518568cf$0$10798$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> Sn!pe wrote:
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq� <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote:
>>> Cipher typed . . .
>>
>> > > � KookNote�:

>> > > The "egghead professor" is just a digital projection of Paul
>> > > Derbyshire,
>> > > the person posting as Nadegda and Kensi amongst others. Of course this
>> > > digital female projection - Kensi - would have to select the right man
>> > > if
>> > > she were leaving and the right man is Derbyshire himself by proxy.
>> > > Classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
>> >
>> > Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in
>> > a post elsewhere how Derbyshire was describing Kensi
>> > as a sexy librarian type with French-braided hair and
>> > Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell in love with?
>> >
>> > Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but
>> > who wouldn't give him a second glance.
>>
>> Oh, gosh, I think that's a bit harsh. I'm sure that Paul is really just
>> a cuddly guy who wants someone to love who will mother him.
>
> Trouble is he has a face only his mother could love.
> http://www.imagebam.com/image/44d69d232251662

I think he's kinda cute. But, I still say there's something
wrong with his arms. They look too short and sort of
hang there awkwardly. Maybe he's a space alien?

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Sat, 4 May 2013 14:21:41 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:


>

Exactly the "qualities" that first got you slobbering.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Sat, 4 May 2013 21:00:12 +0100, Steve put forth the notion that:

And he has no shoulders, BR.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Sat, 4 May 2013 16:53:00 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:


>

> "Steve" <m...@privacy.net> wrote in
> message news:518568cf$0$10798$8f2e...@news.shared-secrets.com...
> > Sn!pe wrote:

> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greghall@home.fÂke> wrote:
> >>> Cipher typed . . .
> >>
> >> > > § KookNote®:
> >> > > The "egghead professor" is just a digital projection of Paul
> >> > > Derbyshire,
> >> > > the person posting as Nadegda and Kensi amongst others. Of course this
> >> > > digital female projection - Kensi - would have to select the right man
> >> > > if
> >> > > she were leaving and the right man is Derbyshire himself by proxy.
> >> > > Classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
> >> >
> >> > Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in
> >> > a post elsewhere how Derbyshire was describing Kensi
> >> > as a sexy librarian type with French-braided hair and
> >> > Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell in love with?
> >> >
> >> > Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but
> >> > who wouldn't give him a second glance.
> >>
> >> Oh, gosh, I think that's a bit harsh. I'm sure that Paul is really just
> >> a cuddly guy who wants someone to love who will mother him.
> >
> > Trouble is he has a face only his mother could love.
> > http://www.imagebam.com/image/44d69d232251662
>




> I think he's kinda cute.

Because you're gay.

> But, I still say there's something
> wrong with his arms. They look too short and sort of
> hang there awkwardly. Maybe he's a space alien?

Because he has no shoulders.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6i0lai....@news.alt.net...

> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth the notion that:

>> "cipher" <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote...
>> > Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler blathered...
>> >> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·, typed...
>> >>> " <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote ...

> Exactly the "qualities" that first got you slobbering.

Correction, I don't slobber over women. If they don't chase ME
hard enough to get me then they are just slap out of luck.

--
Sir Gregory

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Sat, 4 May 2013 18:11:40 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

Which is why you ever get "lucky" except at the gay bar.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6i0mqk.h...@news.alt.net...

> Which is why you (n)ever get "lucky" except at the gay bar.

Wrong. I'd never go to a gay bar. A tranny bar, perhaps, but
a gay bar - no freaking way! Just kidding. Actually I hate
bars of any kind. The air is full of cancerous smoke, the
patrons are loud-mouthed and obnoxious drunks, the
prices are through the roof and the bathrooms are
festering pools of piss and feces.

--
Sir Gregory

--
Sir Gregory

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·, in

<news:6i094p....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka "cipher" the substandard kook)

§ KookNote®:
Cipher the substandard kook is reduced to cutting and
pasting from textbooks because he's so unoriginal that he
can't think of anything to say himself. Part and parcel of
his kooky stupidity is that he, like all kooks, jumps to
conclusions unsupported by fact.

> Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in a post
> elsewhere how Derbyshire

Except I'm not Derbyshire, idiot.

> was describing Kensi as a sexy librarian type with
> French-braided hair and Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell
> in love with?

A bit of an exaggeration, Gweggles, but your butthurt over
having been rejected by kensi shows loud and clear.

<snicker>

> Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but who wouldn't
> give him a second glance.

No, it should tell you what she actually looks like...
except you've gone off on some tangent where, in order to
assuage your butthurt over being rejected yet again, you
have to make all these erroneous conclusions to maintain
that slight semblance of sanity you cling to.

[knoxy 2.02]

On Sat, 4 May 2013 18:51:28 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wasted
alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers,alt.checkmate's time with:

Get real. Everytime anyone with a skirt posts to auk you drool all over
your keyboard and into the newsgroup.

>>> If they don't chase ME hard enough to get me then they are just slap
>>> out of luck.
>>
>> Which is why you (n)ever get "lucky" except at the gay bar.
>
> Wrong. I'd never go to a gay bar. A tranny bar, perhaps, but
> a gay bar - no freaking way! Just kidding. Actually I hate
> bars of any kind. The air is full of cancerous smoke, the
> patrons are loud-mouthed and obnoxious drunks, the
> prices are through the roof and the bathrooms are
> festering pools of piss and feces.

Huh. Seems like someplace where you'd fit right in!

--
, , _ _ _
/|_/ _ / ) / \ / )
|\ /|/| / \_/\/ | | / | | /
| \_/ | |_/\_/ /\/ \/|/ /__o\_/ /__
(|

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"knoxy 2.02" <knox...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
message news:19sa39y57ledw.3...@40tude.net...

>
> Huh. Seems like someplace where you'd fit right in!
>

Your pussy seems like someplace an elephant's
dick would fit right in with plenty of room to spare
for the trunk, too!

--
Sir Gregory

[cipher]

On Sun, 05 May 2013 01:25:56 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Your next original thought will be your first, although imitation is the
sincerest form of flattery...

Cut and paste? Provide a citation! That was original handcrafted Kook
Diagnosis.

>> Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in a post
>> elsewhere how Derbyshire
>
> Except I'm not Derbyshire, idiot.

Of course you are paul, everyone with more than two live synapses knows
this...

>> was describing Kensi as a sexy librarian type with French-braided hair
>> and Sarah Palin glasses whom the students all fell in love with?
>
> A bit of an exaggeration, Gweggles, but your butthurt over having been
> rejected by kensi shows loud and clear.
>
> <snicker>
>
>> Sort of tells me the kind of woman Derbyshire desires but who wouldn't
>> give him a second glance.
>
> No, it should tell you what she actually looks like... except you've
> gone off on some tangent where, in order to assuage your butthurt over
> being rejected yet again, you have to make all these erroneous
> conclusions to maintain that slight semblance of sanity you cling to.
>
> <snicker>





--

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 05 May 2013 17:12:15 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:

> "knoxy 2.02" <knox...@gmail.invalid> wrote in
> message news:19sa39y57ledw.3...@40tude.net...
>>

>> On Sat, 4 May 2013 18:51:28 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wasted
>> alt.usenet.kooks,alt.free.newsservers,alt.checkmate's time with:
>>

>>> Actually I hate bars of any kind. The air is full of cancerous smoke,
>>> the patrons are loud-mouthed and obnoxious drunks, the prices are
>>> through the roof and the bathrooms are festering pools of piss and
>>> feces.
>>

>> Huh. Seems like someplace where you'd fit right in!
>
> Your pussy seems like someplace an elephant's dick would fit right in
> with plenty of room to spare for the trunk, too!

I sense great butthurt in you, kooky. Looks like Stalemate isn't the only
"man" in this froup that knoxy can bring low with just one line of text.

<snicker>

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Sun, 5 May 2013 17:12:15 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
the notion that:


>

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),

>>>> As an An Axis II disorder, this condition is limiting but
>>>> debilitating, in fact many NPD patients are high functioning
>>>> as is Derbyshire. The loss of his personal boundaries, the
>>>> absorption of the self into a quasi- public world (Usenet),
>>>> and the presentation of countertransference psychosis are
>>>> apparent in this case.
>>>>
>>>> See: R. D. Laing, Self and Others (Penguin 1972) p. 36

>> § KookNote®:
>> Cipher the substandard kook is reduced to cutting and pasting from
>> textbooks because he's so unoriginal that he can't think of anything to
>> say himself. Part and parcel of his kooky stupidity is that he, like all
>> kooks, jumps to conclusions unsupported by fact.

> Your next original thought will be your first, although imitation is the
> sincerest form of flattery...

My putting my boot straight up your ass as a form of
punishing you for your having yet again publicly displayed
your stupidity, is in no way any form of "imitation",
Substandard Kook. You've yet to even feebly lift your
hospital slipper off the floor with your withered old-man
leg, let alone kick any ass, and if you tried, you and your
walker would come crashing to the ground, breaking your hip
and forcing you to activate your LifeAlert pendant.

<snicker>

> Cut and paste? Provide a citation! That was original handcrafted Kook
> Diagnosis.

And I quote you, stupid:

"See: R. D. Laing, Self and Others (Penguin 1972) p. 36"

SPNAK! on the substandard kook. Or should that be recorded
as your self-SPNAK! ?

Oh, sure, you paraphrased from the book, but you were
copying from the book nonetheless. You're too stupid to have
done otherwise, Substandard Kook.

<snicker>

>>> Brilliant, my dear fellow, brilliant!!!! And, did you note in a post
>>> elsewhere how Derbyshire

>> Except I'm not Derbyshire, idiot.

> Of course you are paul, everyone with more than two live synapses knows
> this...

Then you must be completely brain dead, Substandard Kook,
because I'm not Paul Derbyshire. I don't live in Canada, I
live in California, you clueless halfwit.

Took a ride in the sunshine today after changing the engine
oil, oil filter and gear oil on the motorcycle, ate an
In-n-Out 4x4 Chopped Chilies Animal Style burger and Animal
Fries Extra Cheese for lunch, sat in the warm sun and soaked
up the rays. After, of course, waiting in line for 20
minutes... that place is always packed.

[Nadegda]

On Sun, 05 May 2013 22:43:32 +0000, cipher wrote:

> Path: eternal-september.org!mx05.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-
> september.org!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder3.hal-mli.net!newsfeed.hal-
> mli.net!feeder1.hal-mli.net!news.alt.net!
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Actual injection point
> news.glorb.com!feeder.erje.net!eu.feeder.erje.net!weretis.net!
> feeder4.news.weretis.net!rt.uk.eu.org!aioe.org!!news.glider.net!
> news.tor.net!news.cipher.net

What's with all of this extra cruft in your path header, kooky? Looks
like you want to hide your posts from kensi and perhaps several other
people. Whatsamatter, afraid of getting SPNAKed? Nice way to show which
servers host people that you fear.

<snicker>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Nadegda, in <news:km74nn$cpv$5...@dont-email.me> did thusly
write:

And I'm sure Justin Greene of Greene Communication Design,
Inc. is just thrilled to have his upstanding company
associated with the Substandard Kook's cowardice in trying
to obfuscate his headers.

So you're a fucking domain thief now, too, David A. Howard
the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook)?

You craven, yellow-bellied, shitsack.

<spit>

> <snicker>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),
in <news:6i5vr3....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Mon, 06 May 2013 12:54:28 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

> {One Of Four} Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>
>> Nadegda, in <news:km74nn$cpv$5...@dont-email.me> did thusly write:

>>> On Sun, 05 May 2013 22:43:32 +0000, Dave A. Howard the
>>> Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook) wrote:

>>>> Path: eternal-september.org!mx05.eternal-september.org!feeder.eternal-
>>>> september.org!newsfeed.hal-mli.net!feeder3.hal-mli.net!newsfeed.hal-
>>>> mli.net!feeder1.hal-mli.net!news.alt.net!

>>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Actual injection point

>>>> news.glorb.com!feeder.erje.net!eu.feeder.erje.net!weretis.net!
>>>> feeder4.news.weretis.net!rt.uk.eu.org!aioe.org!!news.glider.net!
>>>> news.tor.net!news.cipher.net

>>> What's with all of this extra cruft in your path header, kooky? Looks
>>> like you want to hide your posts from kensi and perhaps several other
>>> people. Whatsamatter, afraid of getting SPNAKed? Nice way to show which
>>> servers host people that you fear.

>> And I'm sure Justin Greene of Greene Communication Design,
>> Inc. is just thrilled to have his upstanding company associated with the
>> Substandard Kook's cowardice in trying to obfuscate his headers.
>>
>> So you're a fucking domain thief now, too, David A. Howard the Coward
>> (aka cipher the Substandard Kook)?
>>
>> You craven, yellow-bellied, shitsack.
>>
>> <spit>

>>> <snicker>

>> <snicker>

> Yawn...

Your admission to be a fucking domain thief is noted, scum.

> Anything else?

You also smell like ass.