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BILL CLINTON'S PENIS IS NOT AS RICH AS YOU WILL GET WHEN YOU DO THIS!

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>Dear Friend,
>
>You can earn $50,000 or more in the next 90 days
>sending e-mail.
>
> Seem impossible? Read on for details.
>
> "AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV"
>
> Thank you for your time and interest. This is the
>letter you've been reading about in the news lately.
>Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet,
>a major nightly news program recently devoted an
>entire show to the investigation of the program
>described below to see if it really can make people
>money.
>
> The show also investigated whether or not the
>program was legal. Their findings proved once and for
>all that there are absolutely no laws prohibiting the
>participation in the program. This has helped to show
>people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to
>make some extra money at home.
>
> The results of this show have been truly
>remarkable. So many people are participating that
>those involved are doing much better than ever before.
>Since everyone makes more as more people try it out,
>it's been very exciting to be a part of lately. You
>will understand once you experience it.
>
> I did and so far it's going great! HERE IT IS BELOW:
>
> *** Print This Now For Future Reference ***
>
> The following income opportunity is one you may be
>interested in taking a look at. It can be started with
>VERY LITTLE investment and the income return is
>TREMENDOUS!!!
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less
>than 90 days! Please read the enclosed program...THEN
>READ IT AGAIN!!!
>
> $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>
> THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING
>OPPORTUNITY. It does not require you to come into
>contact with people, do any hard work, and best of
>all, you never have to leave the house except to get
>the mail.
>
> If you believe that someday you'll get that big
>break that you've been waiting for, THIS IS IT!
>
> Simply follow the instructions, and your dreams
>will come true.
>
> This multi-level e-mail order marketing program
>works perfectly...100% EVERYTIME.
>
> E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take
>advantage of this non-commercialized method of
>advertising NOW!!! The longer you wait, the more
>people will be doing business using e-mail. Get your
>piece of this action!!!
>
> MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained
>respectability. It is being taught in the Harvard
>Business School, and both Stanford Research and the
>Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and
>65% of all goods and services will be sold through
>multi-level methods by the mid to late 1990's.
>
> This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the
>500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made
>their fortune in the last several years in MLM.
> Moreover, statistics show 45 people become
>millionaire's everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
>
> You may have heard this story before, but over the
>summer Donald Trump made an appearance on the David
>Letterman show. Dave asked him what he would do if he
>lost everything and had to start over from scratch.
>Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good
>network marketing company and get to work. The
>audience started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at
>the audience and deadpanned his response:
>
> "That's why I'm sitting up here and you are all
>sitting out there!"
>
> The enclosed information is something I almost let
>slip through my fingers.
>
> Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything
>and gave some thought and study to it. My name is
>Johnathon Rourke. Two years ago, the corporation I
>worked at for the past twelve years downsized and my
>position was eliminated. After unproductive job interviews, I
>decided to open my own business. Over the past year, I
>incurred many unforeseen financial problems.
>
> I owed my family, friends and creditors over
>$35,000. The economy was taking a toll on my business
>and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet. I had to
>refinance and borrow against my home to support my
>family and struggling business.
>
> AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my
>life and I am writing to share the experience in hopes
>that this will change your life FOREVER FINANCIALLY!!!
>
> In mid December, I received this program via
>e-mail. Six month's prior to receiving this program I
>had been sending away for information on various
>business opportunities. All of the programs I
>received, in my opinion, were not cost effective. They were
>either too difficult for me to comprehend or the initial
>investment was too much for me to risk to see if they
>would work or not. One claimed that I would make a
>million dollars in one year...it didn't tell me I'd
>have to write a book to make it!
>
> But like I was saying, in December of 1999 I
>received this program. I didn't send for it, or ask
>for it, they just got my name off a mailing list.
>THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! After reading it several
>times, to make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldn't
>believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY MAKING PHENOMENON.
>I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without
>putting me further into debt. After I got a pencil and
>paper and figured it out, I would at least get my
>money back. But like most of you I was still a little
>skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects
>of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post
>Office (1-800-725-2161 24-hrs) and they confirmed that
>it is indeed legal! After determining the program was
>LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided WHY NOT."
>
> Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me
>about $15 for my time on-line. The great thing about
>e-mail is that I don't need any money for printing to
>send out the program, and because all of my orders are
>fulfilled via e-mail, my only expense is my time. I am
>telling you like it is I hope it don't turn you off,
>but I promised myself that I would not "rip-off"
>anyone, no matter how much money it made me.
>
> In less than one week, I was starting to receive
>orders for REPORT # 1 By January 13; I had received 26
>orders for REPORT # 1. Your goal is to "RECEIVE at
>least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT # 1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU
>DON'T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!"
>
> My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done. By January
>30, I
>had received 196 orders for REPORT # 2. Your goal is to
>"RECEIVE AT LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR REPORT # 2 WITHIN 2
>WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO.
>ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU
>WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL." Well, I had 196 orders
>for REPORT # 296 more than I needed. So I sat back and
>relaxed. By March 1, of my e-mailing of 10,000, I
>received $58,000 with more coming in every day.
>
> I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much needed
>new car. Please take your time to read the attached
>program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!
>
> Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This
>program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY!
>Especially the rules of not trying to place your name
>in a different place. It won't work and you'll lose
>out on a lot of money!
>
> In order for this program to work, you must meet
>your goal of 20 + orders for REPORT # 1, and 100 + orders
>for REPORT # 2 and you will make $50,000 or more in 90
>days. I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!!
>
> If you choose not to participate in this program, I
>am sorry. It really is a great opportunity with little
>cost or risk to you. If you choose to participate,
>follow the program and you will be on your way to
>financial security. If you are a fellow business owner
>and are in financial trouble like I was, or you want
>to start your own business, consider this a sign.
>
> I DID!
>
> Sincerely,
> Johnathon Rourke
>
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>~~
>
> A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS
>PROGRAM:
>
> By the time you have read the enclosed program and
>reports, you should have concluded that such a
>program, and one that is legal, could not have been
>created by an amateur.
>
> Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a
>profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my
>business began falling off. I was doing the same
>things that were previously successful for me, but it
>wasn't working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasn't me, it
>was the economy. Inflation and recession had replaced
>the stable economy that had been with us since 1945.
>
> I don't have to tell you what happened to the
>unemployment rate... because many of you know from
>first hand experience. There were more failures and
>bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was
>vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
>invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not,
>including those who never had anything to save or
>invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor.
>
> As the saying goes, "THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR
>GET POORER." The traditional methods of making money
>will never allow you to "move up" or "get rich", inflation will
>see to that.
>
> You have just received information that can give
>you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with
>"NO RISK" and "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT." You can
>make more money in the next few months than you have
>ever imagined. I should also point out that I will not see
>a penny of this money, nor anyone else who has
>provided a testimonial for this program. I have
>already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS! I have retired
>from the program after sending thousands and thousands
>of programs.
>
>Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED.
>Do not change it in any way. It works exceedingly well
>as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this
>exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people
>you
>send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on
>every one of them!
>
> Remember though, the more you send out the more
>potential customers you will reach.
>
> So my friend, I have given you the ideas,
>information, materials and opportunity to become
>financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW!
>
> "THINK ABOUT IT"
>
> Before you delete this program from your mailbox,
>as I almost did, take a little time to read it and
>REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure out
>what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the
>worst possible response and no matter how you
>calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! You
>will definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts
>you have will vanish when your first orders come in.
>IT WORKS!
>
> Jody Jacobs
> Richmond, VA
>
> HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU
>THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$
>
> INSTRUCTIONS:
>
> This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100%
>EVERY TIME. I am sure that you could use up to $50,000
>or more in the next 90 days. Before you say "BULL...
>", please read this program carefully.
>
> This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal
>money making opportunity. Basically, this is what you
>do: As with all multi-level businesses, we build our
>business by recruiting new partners and selling our
>products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit
>new multi-level business partners, and we offer a
>product for EVERY dollar sent.
>
> YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL,
>so you are not involved in personal selling. You do it
>privately in your own home, store or office. This is
>the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing
>anywhere.
>
> This is what you MUST do:
>
> 1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you
>can't sell them if you don't order them).
>
> -- For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME &
>NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL
>ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a
>problem) to the person whose name appears on the list
>next to the report.
>
> MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE
>IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS!
>
> -- When you place your order, make sure you order
>each of the four reports. You will need all four
>reports so that you can save them on your computer and
>resell them.
>
> -- Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail,
>each of the four reports. Save them on your computer
>so they will be accessible for you to send to the
>1,000's of people who will order them from you.
>
> 2. IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people
>who are listed next to each report, or their sequence
>on the list, in any way other than is instructed below
>in steps "a" through "f" or you will lose out on the
>majority of your profits. Once you understand the
>way this works, you'll also see how it doesn't work if
>you change it. Remember, this method has been tested,
>and if you alter it, it will not work.
>
> a. Look below for the listing of available reports.
>
> b. After you've ordered the four reports, take this
>advertisement and remove the name and address under
>REPORT # 4. This person has made it through the cycle
>and is no doubt counting their $50,000!
>
> c. Move the name and address under REPORT # 3 down
>to REPORT # 4.
>
> d. Move the name and address under REPORT # 2 down
>to REPORT # 3.
>
> e. Move the name and address under REPORT # 1 down
>to REPORT # 2.
>
> f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT # 1
>position.
>
> Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every
>name and address, ACCURATELY!
>
> 3. Take this entire letter, including the modified
>list of names, and save it to your computer. Make NO
>changes to the instruction portion of this letter.
>
> Your cost to participate in this is practically
>nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously
>already have an Internet connection and
>e-mail is FREE!
>
> There are two primary methods of building your
>downline:
>
> METHOD # 1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL
>
> Let's say that you decide to start small, just to
>see how it goes, and we'll assume you and all those
>involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Let's
>also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response.
>Using a good list the response could be much better.
>Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands
>of programs instead of 2,000. But continuing with this
>example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5%
>response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT # 1. Those
>10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each
>for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people
>respond and order REPORT # 2. Those 100 mail out 2,000
>programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5%
>response to that are 1,000 orders for REPORT # 3. Those
>1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000
>total.
>
>The 0.5% response to that are 10,000 orders for REPORT # 4.
>That's 10,000 $5 bills for you. CASH!!! Your total
>income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 + $50,000
>for a total of $55,550!!! REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS
>ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO
>WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM!
>DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF
>EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF
>2,000. Believe me, many people will do just that, and
>more! By the way, your cost to participate in this is
>practically nothing. You obviously already have an
>Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!!
>
> REPORT # 2 will show you the best methods for bulk
>e-mailing; tell you where to obtain free bulk e-mail
>software and where to obtain e-mail lists.
>
> METHOD # 2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET
>
> Advertising on the Internet is very, very
>inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to
>advertise. Let's say you decide to start small just to
>see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY
>10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing
>a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a
>larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in
>YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members.
>Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results
>below:
>
> 1st level--your 10 members with
> $5.......................................$50
>
> 2nd level--10 members from those 10
> ($5 x 100)..................$500
>
> 3rd level--10 members from those 100
> ($5 x 1,000)...........$5,000
>
> 4th level--10 members from those 1,000
> ($5 x 10,000).....$50,000
>
> THIS TOTALS ----------$55,550
>
> Remember friends, this assumes that the people who
>participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a
>moment what would happen if they got 20 people to
>participate! Most people get 100's of participants!
>
> THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all
>you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered.
>THAT'S IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL
>ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send
>out with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt
>because they can't advertise until they receive the
>report!
>
> AVAILABLE REPORTS
>
> *** Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME ***
> Notes:
>
> -- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH
>REPORT. CHECKS NOT
>ACCEPTED.
>
> -- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL.
>
> Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two
>sheets of paper.
>On one of those sheets of paper, include:
>
> (a) the number & name of the report you are ordering,
>
> (b) your e-mail address, and
>
> (c) your name & postal address.
>
>
> ## PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
>
> REPORT # 1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for
>Free on the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT FROM: # 1 FROM:
>
> Niels van der Schee
Vlasstraat 8

3171 GV Poortugaal

The Netherlands
>
>
> REPORT # 2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk
>E-mail on the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT # 2 FROM:
>
> Jackson Pourier
Curcumastraat 47
3193 XA Hoogvliet Rotterdam
The Netherlands

>
>
> REPORT # 3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on
>the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT # 3 FROM:
>
> Nitro Marketing
29250 Hwy. HH
Sedalia, MO 65301
>
>
> REPORT # 4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing
>the Power of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
>
> ORDER REPORT # 4 FROM:
>
>B.R. Woodman
216 S. Grants Lane # 7
Fort Worth, Texas 76108
>
>
> About 50,000 new people get online every month!
>
> ******* TIPS FOR SUCCESS *******
>
> -- TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt,
>professional, and follow the directions accurately.
>
> -- Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you
>will have them when the orders start coming in
>because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send
>out the requested product/report.
>
> -- ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON THE ORDERS
>YOU RECEIVE.
>
> -- Be patient and persistent with this program. If
>you follow the instructions exactly, your results WILL
>BE SUCCESSFUL!
>
> -- ABOVE ALL, HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF AND KNOW YOU
>WILL SUCCEED!
>
> ******* YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES *******
>
> Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
>
> If you don't receive 20 orders for REPORT # 1 within
>two weeks, continue advertising or sending e-mails
>until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should
>receive at least 100 orders for REPORT # 2. If you
>don't, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.
>Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT
># 2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already
>working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
>
> THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER:
>
> Every time your name is moved down on the list, you
>are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can
>KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
>people are ordering from you. If you want to generate
>more income, send another batch of e-mails or continue
>placing ads and start the whole process again! There
>is no limit to the income you will generate from this
>business! Before you make your decision as to whether
>or not you participate in this program. Please answer
>one question. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? If the
>answer is yes, please look at the following facts
>about this program:
>
> 1. You are selling a product which does not Cost
>anything to PRODUCE, SHIP OR ADVERTISE.
>
> 2. All of your customers pay you in CASH!
>
> 3. E-mail is without question the most powerful
>method of distributing information on earth. This
>program combines the distribution power of e-mail
>together with the revenue generating power of
>multi-level marketing.
>
> 4. Your only expense--other than your initial $20
>investment--is your time!
>
> 5. Virtually all of the income you generate from
>this program is PURE PROFIT!
>
> 6. This program will change your LIFE FOREVER.
> ACT NOW! Take your first step toward achieving
>financial independence. Order the reports and follow
>the program outlined above--SUCCESS will be
>your reward.
>
> Thank you for your time and consideration.
>
> PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a
>business, registering a business name, learning how
>income tax is handled, etc., contact your local
>office of the Small Business Administration (a
>Federal Agency)1-800-827-5722 for free help and
>answers to questions.
>
>Also, the Internal Revenue Service
>offers free help via telephone and free seminars about
>business tax requirements. Your earnings are highly
>dependant on your activities and advertising. The information
>contained on this site and in the report constitutes
>no guarantees neither stated nor implied. In the event that it
>is determined that this site or report constitutes a
>guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The
>earnings amounts listed on this site and in the
>report are estimates only. If you have any questions
>of the legality of this program, contact the Office of
>Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal
>Trade Commission, and Bureau of
>Consumer Protection in Washington, DC.
>
>
>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
> ONE TIME MAILING, NO NEED TO REMOVE
>
>/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

R.F

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