"Rob Cypher" <
bal...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:tpvfd55pkju1nio1m...@4ax.com...
> My cat "uncle fatty" has been missing since monday.
>
> We fear he is dead because we live near a major lane of traffic.
>
> Please pray for my cat mr. fatty. He was a innocent cat who had a lot
> of fat on his fat body. I used to like to grab his fat and hear him meow,
> I used to time his meows by squeezing his fat gently, it sounded like he
> was
> singing a song. He was my kitty bagpipes.
>
> All cry now.
If he was smart, he suicided all nine of his lives under the wheel of a
truck