The new FAQ.. a minor update

[Jerry Sauk]

Just wanted to give people a head-s up that there is a major change coming
to the group in the new FAQ. This part has to deal with part one... the
rule's and regulations of the group. (part 2 is teh fast-food q&a section)

A couple weeks ago, I promissed major changes to the group, but unfortunelty
Steve didn't keep up his end of the bargain and hasn't left teh group.
also, he remains as stupid and rude as ever... So in order to get a better
hold of the off-topic discussions going on, the kill-file policy will be
changed.

The majority of the killfilings will stay the same... when a troll comes to
the group, he will be kill-filed permantly. (there may or may not be
warning's invloved, this will all be explained) What is new is, there will
be TERMPORARY kill-filings, and these will be intended mostly fo rthe
regulars of the group, the steves.. roberts.. geoffs... etc. When one of
these people has a little too much to drink, they may or may not receieve a
warning, and they could be killfile temporary for, 2 weeks, 1 month, or, 2
months, depending ont eh seriousness of the trolling activity. The purpose
of this is too cut-down on the extra crap that plugging up teh newsgroup and
make room for more o-topic discussion.

And the reason for the heads up is, I know that a lot of yo are gonig to
bitch and complain, and I wanted to get that out of the way NOW before the
rest of teh FAQ is posted, becouse I'm sure tehre will be plenty of ON-TOPIC
arguing going on then.

OH AND ONE MORE THING.... I HIGHLY RECCOMEND PEOPLE NOT GET OUT OF HAND NOW
ABOUT THIS ISSUE, BECOUSE WE BOTH AGREE THAT NOBODY WANT'S TO BE TEMPORARY
KILLFILED DURING THE FAQ DRAFT DISCUSSION'S ARE GOING ON LATER THIS WEEK.

So behave yourself, boys.

[Jerry the Clown]

On Sun, 12 May 2013 14:54:37 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> OH AND ONE MORE THING.... I HIGHLY RECCOMEND PEOPLE NOT GET OUT OF HAND NOW
> ABOUT THIS ISSUE, BECOUSE WE BOTH AGREE THAT NOBODY WANT'S TO BE TEMPORARY
> KILLFILED DURING THE FAQ DRAFT DISCUSSION'S ARE GOING ON LATER THIS WEEK.

Some of us may encourage it, if only for the shits and
grins.
>
> So behave yourself, boys.

We quake in our boots!


--
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
- George Orwell

[Robert]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:iL6dnXoBF4aUnw3M...@supernews.com...

Your kill-filling only blocks your DUMBASS from seeing us IDIOT.

As for offering me a warning GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE. Pull the trigger and
kill-file me. You a fucking IDIOT and we all know your only blowing smoke
out your ass.


Robert

[Jerry Sauk]

>> So behave yourself, boys.
>>
>
> Your kill-filling only blocks your DUMBASS from seeing us IDIOT.
>
> As for offering me a warning GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE. Pull the trigger
> and kill-file me. You a fucking IDIOT and we all know your only blowing
> smoke out your ass.
>
>
> Robert

Alright Robert, I see your volunteer to be the first to prove that I'm 100%
percent serious. To prove to the others that I WILL do this, you are hereby
KILLFILED for ONE WEEK. Fortunetly, you will be back in time to participate
in the FAQ discussions, if you choose to do so, so I highly reccomend that
you do some hard thinking during your time away.

See you next Sunday.

***PLONK***

[Jerry the Clown]

On Sun, 12 May 2013 17:58:48 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> So behave yourself, boys.
>>>
>>
>> Your kill-filling only blocks your DUMBASS from seeing us IDIOT.
>>
>> As for offering me a warning GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE. Pull the trigger
>> and kill-file me. You a fucking IDIOT and we all know your only blowing
>> smoke out your ass.
>>
>>
>> Robert
>
> Alright Robert, I see your volunteer to be the first to prove that I'm 100%
> percent serious. To prove to the others that I WILL do this, you are hereby
> KILLFILED for ONE WEEK.

Robert is I am sure beside himself with grief over this.

> Fortunetly, you will be back in time to participate
> in the FAQ discussions, if you choose to do so, so I highly reccomend that
> you do some hard thinking during your time away.

Hard thinking? Jerry, has never even done soft thinking.
>
> See you next Sunday.

You may see him before that.

[Robert]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

news:8b6dnX8uzIcisQ3M...@supernews.com...

That just it DUMBASS I am not going anywhere you fucking IDIOT.


Robert

[Robert]

"Jerry the Clown" <cl...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:slrnkp0dfo.nb...@adeed.tele.com...

> On Sun, 12 May 2013 17:58:48 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>>>> So behave yourself, boys.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Your kill-filling only blocks your DUMBASS from seeing us IDIOT.
>>>
>>> As for offering me a warning GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE. Pull the trigger
>>> and kill-file me. You a fucking IDIOT and we all know your only blowing
>>> smoke out your ass.
>>>
>>>
>>> Robert
>>
>> Alright Robert, I see your volunteer to be the first to prove that I'm
>> 100%
>> percent serious. To prove to the others that I WILL do this, you are
>> hereby
>> KILLFILED for ONE WEEK.
>
> Robert is I am sure beside himself with grief over this.

I just can't stop crying. Why would he do this to me, I didn't do anything
wrong did I? Lmao

>>
>> See you next Sunday.
>
> You may see him before that.

not if I can help it. I don't want to ever see him.

Robert

[Charlotte L. Blackmer]

In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
>think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
>to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>
>He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
>he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
>his post so you folks can have some background.
>
>-sw

You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
read. But I was busy, and he went away.

I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
Month Award for the following reasons:

- He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
- I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
- He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.

Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?

BTC


>On Sun, 12 May 2013 14:54:37 -0600, In alt.food.fast-food Jerry Sauk
>wrote:

> The Book of Saukrates - Version .9999
>
>TO BE SORTED:
>
>Steve you moran, I never said I didn't know how to use google.
>
>English is NOT my mother tongue, AMERICAN is. And in America, we have
>alittle thing called freedom of speech, which gaurentee's myt right to
>talk and spell any damn way I please.
>
>Oh and steve, I was fat LOOOONG before I started eating fast food every
>day.
>
>"Fast-food couses obesity" is a MYTH.
>
>I was completely educated about Apostrophe's in the THIRD GRADE, where it
>was tought to me that they are optional in word's ending in "s"
>
>Your main issue is, your stubborness
>and inability to just drop a argument oncew you lost it.
>
>Becouse I made the mistake of thinking Intelegent people posted hear the
>wouldv'e figured out it was obvious.
>
>Meanwhile I'm cruising around town in my new car, eating great
>food non-stop and enjoying life to the FULLEST.
>
>but there's a LOT of complete idiot's on the Internet, and many of them
>eat fast-food.
>
>Jerry Sauk on Hygiene and Diet:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>I *AM* FAT, LAZY AND SLOVENLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's
>your point????
>
>I eat more in week then you probably do in Two Months!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>because when I order food for four people it's actually just for one
>person
>
>All I have to do is not shower for a week and eat bean burritos the day
>before. I'll knock out the whole crowd, in fact my brothers "banned" me
>from eating bean burritos.
>
>And you can't live on just Nacho's alone, you need other food like
>Taco's and burritos.
>
>I really don't think it's possible for me to get sick of Nacho's, I've
>been eating them non-stop for the last 25 years.
>
>I can eat three [foot-long Subway] sandwiches for one meal!
>+chips/soda/cookies etc
>
>Don't forget you have to wash/dry your hands also when your done washing
>the dishes. I'm pretty sure they wash thier hands several times a day,
>even though it's a waste of time/water.
>
>Soda is not sugar water. It doesn't even half sugar in it at all, it's
>corn syrop. And even if it WAS real sugar, then it's STILL not just
>sugar because they add many multiple other flavar's to each different
>soda, that's why they all taste different.
>
>Currently, my eating shedule is as follows for weekdays: Something for
>breakfast before work.. a fast food place or donuts and snacks from the
>gas station. For lunch, sandwiches that I make from stuff I bring in my
>lunchbox, or a subway sandwich I bought the day before, +snacks from the
>vending machine. (soda from home) For dinner, I am now able (and pretty
>much required) to eat with my family at home about 5:00 For the final
>evening meal before bed, a fast-food run. (ie mcdonalds/taco
>bell/wendy's or a papa-johns/dominoes with the brothers etc)
>
>Jerry the Doktor:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>"What the hell?? I've noticed the same thing too. I don't know the
>science or anything but when I have an entire pizza right before beditme
>I often wake up absolutely starving."
>
>Steve wrote: You don't have the balls.
>Jerry responds: I don't have a need to.
>
>But If your body isn't at 98 degrees, then your not alive.
>
>If I was dead, i'd be the first to know.
>
>Nobody drinks water.
>
>Jerry Sauk on Intelligence:
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Of the billion's of people on the internet I can't believe I'm the
>dumbest.
>
>Damn your one stupid idoit.
>
>That paragraph is unitellagible, so you need to improve your grammer
>
>Your going tohave to learn some basic common sence and reading skiils if
>this discussion is gonig to continue.
>
>BTW I'm a high school graduate. Kiss my ass. [Editors Note: Jerry did
>indeed graduate from Green Bay East High Schoo]
>
>That's funny. STEVE callled me stupid all the time. A amazing
>coincidence? I THINK NOT.
>
>That's why everyone is always mean to me. It's because they envy me.
>
>JUST HOW STUPID DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM, STEVE. It never amazes me how
>retarted you people are.
>
>Please learn to tell the difference between realty and your imagination.
>
>Jerry defending his Spelling: Jim Asked: Why would your "speller
>checker" have flagged awkward and not have flagged "approptirate"
>or "majar" ? Jerry Responds: Because I didn't CHECk those words. I only
>checked awkward because I hadno idea how to spell it.
>
>You've been saying a lot fo dumb things lately.
>
>It's not cucumbers, it's relish. Once it's made into a condiment, it's
>not considered a "veggie" anymore.
>
>Philosophy by Saukrates, and other pearls of assorted wisdom.
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>I LOVE fast food steve. If you insult it, your insulting me.
>
>Fast-Food IS real food, that's why it's called FOOD Ewvery damn culture
>on the planet involves food, well, fast- food is a part of my personal
>culture and is therefore a huge part of my life.
>
>I'm the most humble person on theis damn group,
>
>You know, you don't have to eat the burger end-to-end. Once I get just a
>little past half-way I turn the burger and switch to corner-to-corner so
>I can specifically avoid that problem. And I end up with meatless bun
>less then the size of a dime, which I can easily eat or cheaper to throw
>out.
>
>[Jerry getting frustrated when nobody respondes to his Usenet posts]
>"why is nobody responding? I pay more than $20 a month for this, plus 5
>for supernews!"
>
>I'll only admit I'm wrong if I actually AM wrong, which is rare.
>
>I reserve the right to discuss fast-food in this group free of prejudice
>harassment.
>
>Somtimes the troll's here are so quick to point out your an idiot, even
>when their the ones making the mistake's in the first place. I've
>learned to ignore it.
>
>SO WHAT'S WITH THE UNPROVOKED HOSTILITY???
>
>Those are what I said they are.. chicken SANDWICHES, which I do
>occaisionally eat because they don'th ave bones in them, and are thus
>much easier to eat. And they taste better then real chicken anyway.
>
>And also I'm sick of the extremely unprofessional behavior by the
>teen-age night crew at Subway... it has come to my attention that they
>have given me a nickname and I accidently overheard it. This is
>unnacceptable, how can they be so unprofessional to the people who are
>providing them with the money for their paycheck? [Editors Note: My
>sources at Subway have informed me that that nickname was "Batman" since
>Jerry dresses like a goth - probably paints his face white, too]
>
>[On the TAco Hell Drive-Through:] They said that there was too much
>fumes coming from my car and it was gassing out the employee's in the
>windows, and they said customers sometimes complained. They also said
>the engine was too loud and they could never hear my order or the person
>in front of me's. Due to modern technology, they should be able to solve
>this problem with some sort of inexpensive noise filter. I told them to
>go to hell and I was never coming back. My Taco Bell consumption will
>definitely decrease, whenever I DO go it will always be to another
>location.
>
>when you live with your parents you need to have a place of your own
>away from home. For me it's my car. Only thing that sucks about it is
>It's VERY difficult to drive whenever it's raining, for some reason
>whenever it rains once the car starts moving I can't stop it, because if
>I stop the engine dies and it won't restart until the next day. So I
>have to alter my directions to busy stoplights, and go thru stopsigns
>real slow hopefully no traffic is coming. I had a big problem last year
>when th eproblem first started, I thought I could make it thru the
>drive-thru at Taco Bell by hitting the brakes and the gas at the same
>time, but there was too much traffic there that I messed up and it
>stalled right by the order box. (the drive through has curbs so all the
>traffic was stuck) This was the same Taco Bell that I currently boycott.
>Anyway I couldn't get it started because of the rain, so three Taco Bell
>guys had to come out and push my car away in the rain. When they pushed
>me passed the window, I hit the brakes to stop and get my food, and the
>three guys got really mad and said some less then proffessional remarks
>to me. This was the first day I knew the manager there on a
>first-name-basis.
>
>And it's kinda fun to argue with Steve sometimes because he's so slow,
>and I admit he's one of the few people on the Internet that I can always
>gauranteed win an arguement with.
>
>Jerry on Employment:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>I'm sure I've had more jobs in the last five years then you've had in
>your entire life!
>
>Jerry the Lawyer:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Taco Bell is Public Property. Otehrwise they wouldd have no trepassing
>signs.
>
>Uhhh.... private companies can own and operate public property...
>
>NAD FOR THE THIRD TIME, I was not banned from Taco Bell, I BOYCOTTED
>that one store because I was "banned" from the drive-thru.
>
>Lifestyle, Jerry-style:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>I am VERY happy with my drive-thru lifstyle. But there is NO lifestyle,
>and you know it, that doesn't have it's annoyance's.
>
>Fast-food is a majar part of my lifestyle/culture and I'm happy with it,
>because it's delicious. Being fat has nothing to do with it, there's a
>lot of people who eat tons of fast-food and isn't fat.
>
>Tavo Bell is a majar part of my daily personal culture, so of course
>when there's a change to it unjustly, and people are affected, it
>results in at least SOME part of suffering.
>
>Get a life. Fast-food places are fascinating cultural centers.
>
>Taco Bell is also pretty consistent, their usually always high-quality
>
>It's just proof that it's exceptible for some culture's to throw
>fast-food bags in the back seat and dispose of them all at once.
>
>[Jerry on washing dishes:] It takes me 0.5 seconds to toss my used taco
>bell bag into the back seat.
>
>Jerry, King of the Drive-Thru
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>the family should have actually gone INSIDE the store and let single
>people like me have exclusive use of the drive-thru.
>
>Jerry on Relationships:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>I wrote: I care about you, Jerry.
>
>Jerry responds: Are drinking tonight?????????????????????????????
>
>a few years back, when I had my own place, I came over for thanksgiving
>and brought pizza, well when they saw it they thought it was for
>everyone and to make a long story short there was a big fight..
>
>[OP:] You have no idea what you are missing out on by refusing to leave
>your car. [Jerry Response:] Sure I do. Screaming kids, abusive fast-food
>workers, dirty tables, standing in line, having to use manners, the list
>goes on and on.
>
>That does it. One more insult, and your going back to my killfile.
>Consider yourself warned.
>
>Every family has thier own tradtiond, but the basics are FOOD..... ..
>and LOTS OF IT.
>
>How can you POSSIBLE brag to have as much success with human females as
>you do yet still have the time to waste your time on crap like this
>[referring to the Book of Saukisms].
>
>[Referring to his dining alone because otherwise he'd have to use
>"manners"] Be honest, Paco, tell me that you never farted while eating
>alone. And let me guess... it didn't stink of course.
>
>[POsted by his brother in another group] I love my brother but he's fat,
>stupid, works (occasionally) in a restaurant, is 28 and just moved back
>home.
>
>Unsorted quotes:
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>Fast-food is DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
>DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
>DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS,
>DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS, DELICIOUS
>
>I'm taking my car less and less becuase it's current top speed is about
>30 MPH
>
>Posted as "Jenny Squire (jerrys...@hotmail.com): to the Goth Fashhion
>forum: How do goths get such pale skin? Do you take a lot of vitamin c
>supplements or do you use some sort of makeup?


--

[Charlotte L. Blackmer]

In article <lpo0p8hr8mna6iea7...@4ax.com>,
BaronLurk <von...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 13 May 2013 02:50:29 +0000 (UTC), c...@rahul.net (Charlotte L.
>Blackmer) wrote:
>
>>In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
>>Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>>Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
>>>think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
>>>to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>>>
>>>He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
>>>he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
>>>his post so you folks can have some background.
>>>
>>>-sw
>>
>>You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
>>awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
>>read. But I was busy, and he went away.
>>
>>I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
>>Month Award for the following reasons:
>>
>>- He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
>>- I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
>>postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
>>- He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.
>>
>>Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?
>>
>>BTC
>

>Presuming that it is indeed the lovable(?) Jerry Sauk that you are
>nominating for CNOTM May, 2013, I offer my Second.
>
>BL

Whoops, my error, I most certainly intended to nominate Jerry Sauk, Lord
High Poo-Bah of alt.food.fast-food.

BTC
--

[Hans Klager]

On Mon, 13 May 2013 02:50:29 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer
<c...@rahul.net> wrote:
> In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
> Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
>>think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
>>to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>>
>>He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
>>he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
>>his post so you folks can have some background.
>>
>>-sw
>
> You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
> awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
> read. But I was busy, and he went away.
>
> I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
> Month Award for the following reasons:
>
> - He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
> - I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
> postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
> - He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.
>
> Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?
>
> BTC

I'll step forward.

[%]

Gary Burnore wrote:

> Noted.
>
> -- gburnore at Panix dot Com FNVW of A.U.K
>
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this above these words has all been vetoed

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Charlotte L. Blackmer, in

<news:kmpkdl$mnt$1...@blue-new.rahul.net> did thusly write:

> In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
> Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>> Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years
>> now. And I think he's about ready to go National. If
>> anybody is bored, come on over to alt.food.fast-food for
>> a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>>
>> He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that
>> this guy thinks he's serious. Might as well attach the
>> "Book of Saukrates" to the end of his post so you folks
>> can have some background.
>>
>> -sw

> You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
> awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
> read. But I was busy, and he went away.
>
> I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
> Month Award for the following reasons:
>
> - He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
> - I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
> postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
> - He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.
>
> Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?

Nomination accepted. Mr. Sauk will be in contention for the
May 2013 Clueless Newbie of the Month Award with Convicted
Sexual Offender Gary Lee Burnore.

Everyone, don't forget to vote! See my .sig for the current
ballot.

--

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
\/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Sqwertz, in <news:ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com> did thusly
write:

> Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
> think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
> to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>
> He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
> he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
> his post so you folks can have some background.
>
> -sw
>

> On Sun, 12 May 2013 14:54:37 -0600, In alt.food.fast-food Jerry Sauk
> wrote:

Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
troll ever.

Steer him over to AUK, we'll see to it he's well taken care
of.

<snicker>

[Robert]

"Charlotte L. Blackmer" <c...@rahul.net> wrote in message
news:kmpkdl$mnt$1...@blue-new.rahul.net...

> In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
> Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
>>think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
>>to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>>
>>He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
>>he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
>>his post so you folks can have some background.
>>
>>-sw
>
> You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
> awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
> read. But I was busy, and he went away.
>
> I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
> Month Award for the following reasons:
>
> - He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
> - I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
> postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
> - He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.
>
> Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?
>
> BTC
>

I will second it.

Robert

[Jerry of the Flaming Pants]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

> On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:
>
>> Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
>> either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
>> troll ever.
>

> There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
> character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
> night.
>
> So take your pick... Are you a dumb kook or a master troll? Most of
> us who know you have chosen door #1. What do you think, Saukrates?
>
> -sw


Hey 'Steve,

You forgot to include dumb troll and master kook in the choice's.

- Jerry Firepant's

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in

news:8b6dnX8uzIcisQ3M...@supernews.com:

I iz teh pheeredest of teh mitey *PLINK*.

Are you any relation to Joseph Bartlo? If so, I demand a psest lits.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"It is truly KOOKY to be so obsessed with someone's success and your
inability to defeat them, that you parade around as them." Edmo,
explaining his use of all his sockpuppets.
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/

[cipher]

On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000, Fake Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Fourskins} who is in reality Paul Derbyshire, Inscribed upon the Golden
Tablets of Usenet thusly:

<snippage>

> Steer him over to AUK, we'll see to it he's well taken care of.

He'll be in good company with you Paul...

> <snicker>

alt.food.fast-food denizens: This is Paul Derbyshire, NetKook,
who recently slipped up and outed his own sockpuppet.

His greatest claim to fame is posting as four different
personalities and claiming to be the AUK Vote Wrangler.
He has been convicted of assault at Carleton University
where his "work" on fractals pushed his feeble mind over
the edge and he attacked someone.

See:
https://groups.google.com/forum/?fromgroups=#!topic/alt.free.newsservers/50bJqMEb6RM


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[Charlotte L. Blackmer]

In article <qzpkl6nn...@sqwertz.com>,
Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:
>
>> Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
>> either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
>> troll ever.
>

>There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
>character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
>night.

What's even more hilarious is that Fake NVW (One of Legion) is, himself,
a Kook, but has managed, like a stopped clock, to be occasionally right.

(Steve, to put it in terms of a group we're both in, it's as if Drunk Andy
had snapped out of it and started agreeing with Blake that someone else
was a nut. While forbearing his usual animus against our departed pal.)

>So take your pick... Are you a dumb kook or a master troll? Most of
>us who know you have chosen door #1. What do you think, Saukrates?

Heh.

BTC
--

[Charlotte L. Blackmer]

In article <1as2rg56cwxxc$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>On Tue, 14 May 2013 00:39:57 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
>
>> In article <qzpkl6nn...@sqwertz.com>,
>> Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>>On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
>>>Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:
>>>
>>>> Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
>>>> either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
>>>> troll ever.
>>>
>>>There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
>>>character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
>>>night.
>>
>> What's even more hilarious is that Fake NVW (One of Legion) is, himself,
>> a Kook, but has managed, like a stopped clock, to be occasionally right.
>>
>> (Steve, to put it in terms of a group we're both in, it's as if Drunk Andy
>> had snapped out of it and started agreeing with Blake that someone else
>> was a nut. While forbearing his usual animus against our departed pal.)
>

>It's been a LONG time since I've visited AUK so I'm little out of
>touch with the Who's Who of AUK. But I suspected there were a couple
>in the followups.

>But even the kooks can have moments of clarity when they realize they
>could be even worse off than they already are. Enter, Jerry.

Jerry's got the potential to go far and garner a number of awards. I've
got a couple others in mind (the Foam Duck and the Custer or similar
would be good candidates), but I want to see how he does. Starting to
publish Litses would go a long way to garner votes.

So how are the parties in Jerry's KILLFILE? Have they roped you into
providing snacks?

BTC
--

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),
in <news:6iodo0....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood
> Vote Wrangler {One Of Four } Inscribed upon the Golden

> Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> <snippage>

>> Steer him over to AUK, we'll see to it he's well taken care of.

> He'll be in good company with you Paul...

Still whipping that dead horse, I see, kook.

I'm not Paul Derbyshire, fuckwit. You're just a delusional
kook who's melting down. You can't even get the fucking
*country* right, what makes you think (FSVO 'think') you've
got the *person* right?

But I sure got you dead to rights, eh, Dave? You outed
yourself when you stupidly bragged about your lame past
'greatness'.

<snicker>

>> <snicker>

> alt.food.fast-food denizens: This is Paul Derbyshire, NetKook,
> who recently slipped up and outed his own sockpuppet.
>
> His greatest claim to fame is posting as four different
> personalities and claiming to be the AUK Vote Wrangler.
> He has been convicted of assault at Carleton University
> where his "work" on fractals pushed his feeble mind over
> the edge and he attacked someone.

alt.food.fast-food denizens: This is Dave A. Howard the
Coward, otherwise known as cipher the Substandard Kook. He's
wrong so often, his lifelong desire is to be correct at the
same rate as a stopped clock.

Disregard the geriatric fool, he'll dirty his Depends soon,
doddle off to change it, and forget what he was doing. Then
we won't hear from him for a week.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1phkdvtj...@sqwertz.com...

> On Tue, 14 May 2013 01:38:36 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
>
>> So how are the parties in Jerry's KILLFILE? Have they roped you into
>> providing snacks?
>

> Jerry refuses to put me into his killfile, no matter what I do. He is
> far too fixated on what I have to say to and about him for him to
> ignore me. We don't think he has anyone in his killfile. Or even
> how to access it. But supposedly his killfile list is as long as the
> number of people that secretly support him VIA email.
>
> So what's the best way to keep AUK abreast of Jerry's idiocy -
> especially regarding his self-appointed reorganization of AFF_F? Just
> haphazard cross-posting or should I reference the original Message-ID
> of the initial post so that Jerry can have his own concise idiotic
> thread over there? (provided people thread by message-id rather than
> subject).
>
> -sw

Steve you MORON there are 30+ people in my kill-file, and teh vast majority
of them, ROBERT NOW INCLUDED, are no longer participating in alt-fast-food
discussions. "How do you know that" you asK??? BECOUSE NOBODY ELSE IS
DISCUSSING WITH THEM AND INCLUDING THIER QUOTE'S IN THE MESSAGES.

SinceI kill-filed Robert, NOBODY HAS responded to any of his crap. He has,
for all purposes, temporarily FOADED.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:qzpkl6nn...@sqwertz.com...

> On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:
>
>> Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
>> either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
>> troll ever.
>

> There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
> character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
> night.
>

> So take your pick... Are you a dumb kook or a master troll? Most of
> us who know you have chosen door #1. What do you think, Saukrates?
>

> -sw

Steve, even truly YOU aren't stupid enought to realize that those people's
opinions dont count becouse, they aren't TRUE fast-food fan's. The kook's
group's opinions are no more welcome here then your opinions are welcome in
intelegent discussion.

[Charlotte L. Blackmer]

In article <1phkdvtj...@sqwertz.com>,
Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>On Tue, 14 May 2013 01:38:36 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer wrote:
>
>> So how are the parties in Jerry's KILLFILE? Have they roped you into
>> providing snacks?
>

>Jerry refuses to put me into his killfile, no matter what I do. He is
>far too fixated on what I have to say to and about him for him to
>ignore me.

Kooksign, all right.

>We don't think he has anyone in his killfile. Or even
>how to access it. But supposedly his killfile list is as long as the
>number of people that secretly support him VIA email.

Heh. We used to have good parties in Bobbi's (the current AUK Co-Mascot)
kiLLfIle back in the day. Oh Noes! Not the Killfile!

>So what's the best way to keep AUK abreast of Jerry's idiocy -
>especially regarding his self-appointed reorganization of AFF_F? Just
>haphazard cross-posting or should I reference the original Message-ID
>of the initial post so that Jerry can have his own concise idiotic
>thread over there? (provided people thread by message-id rather than
>subject).

Others are welcome to chime in, but I think I got "my" kooks in by
responding but adding a crosspost so they had both the message-ID and the
money quote(s). Introducing your selection (you can mention what awards
the kook has won, or is in the running for, and why you think this is a
good example of their work) and/or providing background to your new
readers is always appreciated. Make the case for your kook is always
appreciated.

CLB







--

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Jerry Sauk, in
<news:DLmdnc_H3_HkNwzM...@supernews.com> did

thusly write:

> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> news:qzpkl6nn...@sqwertz.com...

>> On Mon, 13 May 2013 13:07:26 +0000 (UTC), Friendly
>> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} wrote:

>>> Bwahahahaaa! I read the whole entertaining thing. This guy's
>>> either the dumbest kook currently on usenet, or the best
>>> troll ever.

>> There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
>> character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
>> night.
>>
>> So take your pick... Are you a dumb kook or a master troll? Most of
>> us who know you have chosen door #1. What do you think, Saukrates?
>>
>> -sw

> Steve, even truly YOU aren't stupid enought to realize

Just how stupid does one need to be to realize this? I mean,
*you* qualify, obviously, but if you could quantify the
level of stupidity necessary to realize this, it'd be a big
help to all us intelligent folk who are just incapable of
realizing this.

<snicker>

> that those people's
> opinions dont count becouse, they aren't TRUE fast-food fan's.

If you're talking about McDisease, Gato Bell, Yack In The
Box, Booger King, Kentucky Fake Chicken, etc., no one should
be a fan of their faux food.

You seem to be a case study and living proof that fast food
is deleterious to IQ.

<snicker>

> The kook's
> group's opinions are no more welcome here then your opinions are welcome in
> intelegent discussion.

<splorf!> Did... did he really just say that?!

[Jerry of the Flaming Pants]

It's my understanding that no one is responding to you because Jerry
Firepants killfiled you. That's his theory, anyway. That means this is not a
response to your message.
===================
(advertisement) New and Improved! Jerry's Ass Cream... Perfect for those
hot pants moments.
===================

- J.F.P.

[Jerry Snork]

On Mon, 13 May 2013 21:01:46 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> news:qzpkl6nn...@sqwertz.com...
>>

>> There you go, Jerry. An impartial personal assessment of your
>> character from a passerby that never even heard of you until last
>> night.
>>
>> So take your pick... Are you a dumb kook or a master troll? Most of
>> us who know you have chosen door #1. What do you think, Saukrates?
>>

> Steve, even truly YOU aren't stupid enought to realize that
> those people's opinions dont count becouse, they aren't TRUE
> fast-food fan's. The kook's group's opinions are no more
> welcome here then your opinions are welcome in intelegent
> discussion.

Their opinions are in fact better thoughtout than yours
Jerry. But just keep making a fool of yourself, we need the
laughs.


--
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
- George Orwell

[cipher]

On Tue, 14 May 2013 02:22:35 +0000, Paul Derbyshire posting as the Fake
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of FourSkins} Inscribed upon the

Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Derbyshire sets followups
to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups. Restored...

This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul Derbyshire,
a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while doing his work
on fractals. Now he posts as at least four sockpuppets an thinks he is
in charge of AUK. He is not.

He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his sockpuppets
in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook people, beware...

[Hans Klager]

On Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:29 +0000 (UTC), cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:
>> <snicker>
>
> Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Derbyshire sets followups
> to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups. Restored...

Thanks.

>
> This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul Derbyshire,
> a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while doing his work
> on fractals. Now he posts as at least four sockpuppets an thinks he is
> in charge of AUK. He is not.

Here's an idea. Why not have Jerry Sauk who thinks he is
in charge of alt.food.fast-food and Paul Derbyshire who thinks he
in charge of alt.usenet.kooks share "being in charge" duties. That
way they could cover for each other, should they be on vacation,
in gaol etc.

>
> He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his sockpuppets
> in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook people, beware...

We will be watching.

[Jimson y'Barent]

Won't work for Jerry Sauk. He doesn't take vacations. He's never
ever served enough time in his various minimum wage jobs to qualify
for paid time off. He just keeps being fired for non-performance.
Poor Jerry.

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Tue, 14 May 2013 20:52:55 +0000 (UTC), Hans Klager put forth the
notion that:

>
> On Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:29 +0000 (UTC), cipher <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:
> >> <snicker>
> >
> > Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Derbyshire sets followups
> > to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups. Restored...
>
> Thanks.
> >
> > This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul Derbyshire,
> > a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while doing his work
> > on fractals. Now he posts as at least four sockpuppets an thinks he is
> > in charge of AUK. He is not.
>
> Here's an idea. Why not have Jerry Sauk who thinks he is
> in charge of alt.food.fast-food and Paul Derbyshire who thinks he
> in charge of alt.usenet.kooks share "being in charge" duties.

Is Jerry gay, too? they'd get along marvelously!

> That
> way they could cover for each other, should they be on vacation,
> in gaol etc.
>
> >
> > He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his sockpuppets
> > in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook people, beware...
>
> We will be watching.



--

Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright ￜ 2012
all rights reserved


I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZhZAr1cQU


Read what others are saying about Checkmate!
_____________________________________________________________________

"I keep forgetting you've been doing this for so long that it's easy
for you. I can't wait to piss on your grave."

Uncle Steve

Message-ID: <b18ab6cb2c...@gmail.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Did... did you just tell someone to attempt to ROT-13 *numbers*, you
Clueless Newbie of the Month candidate?"

Paul Derbyshire, socked-up as [tor] Phoenix

Message-ID: <k3ae35$prb$1...@news.mixmin.net>
_____________________________________________________________________

"Nov. 1 can't come quickly enough for me. I really, REALLY want to put
that little + in the box for your Creepy Candy Coating on the ballot,
so badly my hand is twitching. And I'm sorely tempted to rustle up a
couple dozen sockpuppets and stuff the ballot box just to make
absolutely sure you "win" it, you fucking lech!"

Paul Derbyshire, socked up as Andrew Wilson

Message-ID: <9870030e-6c49-4f16-af9e-
070a57...@g18g2000vbf.googlegroups.com>
_____________________________________________________________________

"You can sit there all you want and spit out all the denial you can
muster, it still doesn't change the fact that you are the current
king shit of the puppeteers in this group."

-Ragnar
_____________________________________________________________________

"You have got to be the biggest butt fucking moron in this place.
You use socks and then admit to it? What the fuck is the point?"

-Ragnar, socked-up as "Wildhare"
_____________________________________________________________________

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Tue, 14 May 2013 17:12:25 -0700, Siri Cruise put forth the notion
that:


>
> In article <kmui6e$k3c$6...@reader1.panix.com>, Gary Burnore <gbur...@panix.com>
> wrote:

> > Hiya, nutbar. You DO realise you're posting in auk, right?
>
> Of course, because this where all the intelegen- intelek- intelinsid- smart
> people post.

It's "intelligents".

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright © 2012

[Odysseus]

In article <1l2uktl.14ou3ti9rn5zbN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>,
sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk (Sn!pe) wrote:

> Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>
> > apostrophe's
>
> Heh.
>
> [+apihna]

Context required for assessment.

--
Odysseus

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),

in <news:6iqmvq....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Tue, 14 May 2013 02:22:35 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood

I'm not Derbyshire, fuckwit. You're just a kook who's
melting down and seeing Derbyshire everywhere.

> sets followups
> to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups. Restored...

I'm still here, little bitch. And still kicking your kook
ass. Setting Followup-To: to AUK is the purpose of AUK, and
the mission of the FNVW, to bring more kooks in... kooks
like you, for instance.

Now you whinge about it more, mewling fuckwit.

<snicker>

> This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul Derbyshire,
> a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while doing his work
> on fractals. Now he posts as at least four sockpuppets an thinks he is
> in charge of AUK. He is not.
>
> He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his sockpuppets
> in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook people, beware...

I don't run sock puppets, stupid. But your delusional
meltdown is entertaining. Do continue.

[cipher]

On Wed, 15 May 2013 02:32:33 +0000, Paul Derbyshire, posting as the Fake
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of FourSkins} Inscribed upon the

Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

> I'm not Derbyshire, fuckwit.

Yes, Paul, you are...

Everyone knows this. You've outed your socks.

You're the Paul Derbyshire who went out of his fucking mind doing work on
fractals at Carleton and assaulted a person there. You are an avid
mushroom spotter and I think you've sampled the wrong ones, as you
hallucinate constantly.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),

in <news:6iro44....@news.alt.net> did thusly write:

> On Wed, 15 May 2013 02:32:33 +0000, Friendly

> Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

> Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

>> I'm not Derbyshire, fuckwit.

> Yes, Paul, you are...

No, kook, I'm not. Derbyshire lives in Canada, I live in
California.

> Everyone knows this. You've outed your socks.

I don't run socks, stupid. The only instances you'll find of
any posts looking like my socks are those of the old guard
stalker cabal attempting to stir shit. Like when Fat Fred
Hall forged the nym of a blind man, and tried to make it
look like it was me doing it. I caught him at it, proved it
was him doing it, he melted down, ran away, and thus far
hasn't returned... and that was months ago.

> You're the Paul Derbyshire

Wrong.

> who went out of his fucking mind doing work on fractals

Wrong. Never worked on fractals. Artsy-fartsy, useless and a
waste of time. I'm a steel-toed boot, hammer in hand, get
things done kind of guy.

> at Carleton

Wrong. I didn't attend Carleton, don't even know where it
is.

> and assaulted a person there.

Wrong. Never fought anyone who didn't assault me first.
Being as big as I am, that doesn't happen very often, and
when it does, I'm always the one to walk away laughing, the
other guy is the one to be hauled away in an ambulance.

> You are an avid mushroom spotter

Wrong. I hate mushrooms, except maybe on pizza.

> and I think you've sampled the wrong ones, as you
> hallucinate constantly.

Sez the kook who's hallucinating Derbyshire behind every nym
who disagrees with the old guard stalker cabal.

[Checkmate]

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Checkmate!

On Tue, 14 May 2013 03:51:26 +0000 (UTC), Charlotte L. Blackmer put forth
the notion that:

> Heh. We used to have good parties in Bobbi's (the current AUK Co-Mascot)
> kiLLfIle back in the day. Oh Noes! Not the Killfile!
>

You mean the "Vermin File". I'm the Mayor.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Rodney the Raven, in <news:6ispjn....@news.alt.net> did
thusly write:

> Friendly Neighborhood Cock Wrangler {One Of One} lisped this:
>
>> I'm not. Derbyshire
>
> Liar.

>
>> I don't run socks,
>

> Liar.

>
>> Fred Hall forged the nym of a blind man, and tried to make it
>> look like it was me doing it.
>

> Liar.

>
>> I caught him at it, proved it was him doing it
>

> Liar.
>
>> I'm a steel-toed froot, wiener in hand, get things done kind of gay.
>
> Okay, that may be true.

>
>
>> I didn't attend Carleton, don't even know where it is.
>

> Motto: Ours the Task Eternal
> Address: 1125 Colonel By Dr, Ottawa, ON K1S 5B6, Canada
> Phone: +1 613-520-2600
> Province: Ontario
> Mascot: Rodney the Raven
> Color: Black

>
>
>> Being as big as I am, that doesn't happen very often, and
>> when it does, I'm always the one to walk away laughing, the
>> other guy is the one to be hauled away in an ambulance.
>

> Liar. You're a slump-shouldered, mushroom-eating little geek who got
> bullied so much in real life that he has to get sassy with people on
> Usenet because that's the only way he can get away with it.
>
>
>> Wrong. I hate mushrooms, except maybe on men.
>
> Okay, I believe that.
>
>> <snicker>
>>
>> --
>>
>> /\ Properly known as Gaylord
>> \ /\ The Faggot You Kooks Can't Handle

>> \ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
>>
>

> -Rodney the Raven

Socking up, posting your delusional assertions without
backing them up with proof, and post-editing... all kook
sign.

But then we expected that from you, eh?

[cipher]

On Thu, 16 May 2013 03:03:05 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

{One Of Four} Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

Come on Paul, you can do better than this.

*Entertain* us KookBoi, it is your role...

> <snicker>
<mars bar>

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Dave A. Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook),

I'm not Paul, you're just a retarded kook who's melting down
so badly you're seeing Paul everywhere.

> you can do better than this.
>
> *Entertain* us KookBoi, it is your role...

My role is FNVW. Your role is kook. Know your place,
substandard kook. And continue your dancing for our
entertainment.

<snicker>

--

/\ Properly known as Bill
\ /\ The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle

\ / \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL

[Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties]

Hans Klager <hans....@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:29 +0000 (UTC), cipher
> <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:
>>> <snicker>
>>

>> Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Dxerbyshire sets

>> followups to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups.
>> Restored...
>
> Thanks.
>>
>> This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul

>> Dxerbyshire, a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while

>> doing his work on fractals. Now he posts as at least four
>> sockpuppets an thinks he is in charge of AUK. He is not.
>
> Here's an idea. Why not have Jerry Sauk who thinks he is

> in charge of alt.food.fast-food and Paul Dxerbyshire who thinks he

> in charge of alt.usenet.kooks share "being in charge" duties. That
> way they could cover for each other, should they be on vacation,
> in gaol etc.
>
>>
>> He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his
>> sockpuppets in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook
>> people, beware...
>
> We will be watching.

You forgot to consider the possibility that Jerry IS Paul Dxerbyshire. ;-)
Perhaps he thinks he's building an empire.

Seriously, are you AUK folks aware that aioe.org is apparently rejecting
posts which contain the word that starts with Derby and ends with shire in
the message body?

- Jerry Firepant's

[cipher]

On Thu, 16 May 2013 08:19:59 -0500, Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties

Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

What they do with their feed is no concern of mine.

> - Jerry Firepant's

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties, in

<news:kn2mdv$bd7$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

> Hans Klager <hans....@gmail.com> wrote:

>> On Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:29 +0000 (UTC), cipher
>> <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:

>>>> <snicker>

>>> Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Dxerbyshire sets
>>> followups to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups.
>>> Restored...

>> Thanks.

>>> This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul
>>> Dxerbyshire, a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while
>>> doing his work on fractals. Now he posts as at least four
>>> sockpuppets an thinks he is in charge of AUK. He is not.

>> Here's an idea. Why not have Jerry Sauk who thinks he is
>> in charge of alt.food.fast-food and Paul Dxerbyshire who thinks he
>> in charge of alt.usenet.kooks share "being in charge" duties. That
>> way they could cover for each other, should they be on vacation,
>> in gaol etc.

>>> He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his
>>> sockpuppets in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook
>>> people, beware...

>> We will be watching.

> You forgot to consider the possibility that Jerry IS Paul Dxerbyshire. ;-)
> Perhaps he thinks he's building an empire.

No way. Derbyshire's a kook, but he's an intelligent kook,
whereas Jerry's just plain old flat-out stupid.

I get a mental picture of Jerry as a fat, greasy-skinned,
pock-marked face loser who either didn't graduate high
school or did so with prodigious help from a special-ed
tutor, lives with relatives (perhaps his mother), either
wholly unemployed or some sort of Burger King Retard, has to
wipe his fat ass with some sort of helper tool because he's
too fat to reach back there, never been laid (unless he paid
(handsomely) for it), failing economically and would surely
die of starvation and exposure to the elements except for
the handouts he receives.

He's that fat wheezing retard you see huffing and puffing
and taking a break every few steps to get up a single flight
of stairs, and you think to yourself, "My God, how is it
even possible to let oneself sink so low that you'd end up
like that? How does one get *that* fat and pathetic in only
*one* lifetime?!"

In other words, he reeks of failure, through and through.
The kind of failure that has him dying an early death from
stroke or coronary infarction after sucking up as much
hospital care (that will be paid for by everyone but him) as
possible, only to be cremated on the taxpayer's dime and his
ashes dumped in a landfill. A decade after his passing, not
even his family will admit he ever existed, for fear of
being labeled genetically deficient by association.

How close am I?

> Seriously, are you AUK folks aware that aioe.org is apparently rejecting
> posts which contain the word that starts with Derby and ends with shire in
> the message body?

Yeah, they've been doing that for quite some time now. Not
sure why.

[Hans Klager]

Sounds spot on to me.


--
The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by
men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding. - Louis D. Brandeis

[Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties]

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

Damn close from what we know. He lives with his mom, in her basement no
less, refuses to work saying it's not worth being successful if you have to
work 40 hours a week. He says he's not interested in sex which means you are
probably right about that too. And he admits to being severely overweight.

He also thinks that the dining areas of fast food restaurants are public
property. But that's a separate ride on a different crazy train.

>
>> Seriously, are you AUK folks aware that aioe.org is apparently
>> rejecting posts which contain the word that starts with Derby and
>> ends with shire in the message body?
>
> Yeah, they've been doing that for quite some time now. Not
> sure why.

Most likely because sherbydire complained to them.

[%]

Jerry Sauk wrote:
> Just wanted to give people a head-s up that there is a major change
> coming to the group in the new FAQ. This part has to deal with part
> one... the rule's and regulations of the group. (part 2 is teh
> fast-food q&a section)
>
> A couple weeks ago, I promissed major changes to the group, but
> unfortunelty Steve didn't keep up his end of the bargain and hasn't
> left teh group. also, he remains as stupid and rude as ever... So in
> order to get a better hold of the off-topic discussions going on, the
> kill-file policy will be changed.
>
> The majority of the killfilings will stay the same... when a troll
> comes to the group, he will be kill-filed permantly. (there may or
> may not be warning's invloved, this will all be explained) What is
> new is, there will be TERMPORARY kill-filings, and these will be
> intended mostly fo rthe regulars of the group, the steves.. roberts..
> geoffs... etc. When one of these people has a little too much to
> drink, they may or may not receieve a warning, and they could be
> killfile temporary for, 2 weeks, 1 month, or, 2 months, depending ont
> eh seriousness of the trolling activity. The purpose of this is too
> cut-down on the extra crap that plugging up teh newsgroup and make
> room for more o-topic discussion.
>
> And the reason for the heads up is, I know that a lot of yo are gonig
> to bitch and complain, and I wanted to get that out of the way NOW
> before the rest of teh FAQ is posted, becouse I'm sure tehre will be
> plenty of ON-TOPIC arguing going on then.
>
> OH AND ONE MORE THING.... I HIGHLY RECCOMEND PEOPLE NOT GET OUT OF
> HAND NOW ABOUT THIS ISSUE, BECOUSE WE BOTH AGREE THAT NOBODY WANT'S
> TO BE TEMPORARY KILLFILED DURING THE FAQ DRAFT DISCUSSION'S ARE GOING
> ON LATER THIS WEEK.
>
> So behave yourself, boys.

pump it out your ear pinball lips

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Sat, 18 May 2013 07:14:54 +0100, Sn!pe put forth the notion that:


>
> [Sneaky, silent followup to alt.usenet.kooks denied. Reason: k00ksign]
>
> [nothing snipped, sorry]
>
> Famously Needy Vole Wanker {One Of None} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx>
> wrote in carmine watercolour with his medium width sable brush:
>
> > Time to sit on it and rotate again. Melting...

> You forgot to mention "'shr00m-addled".

> Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going?

You won't get an answer until Monday when he gets out on work release.

--
Checkmate
KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2012

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:abtdefchy6ff$.dlg@sqwertz.com...

> On Tue, 14 May 2013 23:43:10 +0000 (UTC), Gary Burnore wrote:
>
>> In alt.usenet.kooks Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Steve, even truly YOU aren't stupid enought to realize that those
>>> people's
>>> opinions dont count becouse, they aren't TRUE fast-food fan's. The
>>> kook's
>>> group's opinions are no more welcome here then your opinions are welcome
>>> in
>>> intelegent discussion.
>>>
>> Hiya, nutbar. You DO realise you're posting in auk, right?
>

> Hey Jerry - here's somebody who's met me in real life.

Who cares?

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:R9adnTcj3t0W1QTM...@supernews.com:

You did, whino.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"The point punk, is that abusers like you will soon be removed
completely from the internet and placed in custody for your criminal
activities." - Wollmann fucks up yet another prediction.
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

Tr!pe the hypoxic swamp buzzard, in
<news:1l32143.1qai0ms1h7og92N%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> did

thusly write:

> [Sneaky, silent followup to alt.usenet.kooks denied. Reason: k00ksign]

Followup-To: set to AUK because I'm the AUK FNVW, and
bringing (and keeping) kooks in AUK is my job.

You're in AUK, aren't you? Mission accomplished.

<snicker>

> [nothing snipped, sorry]

>
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}

> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote in carmine
> watercolour with his medium width sable brush:

>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
>> <snicker>
>>
>> Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties, in
>> <news:kn2mdv$bd7$1...@speranza.aioe.org> did thusly write:

>>> Hans Klager <hans....@gmail.com> wrote:

>>>> On Tue, 14 May 2013 18:57:29 +0000 (UTC), Dave A.

>>>> Howard the Coward (aka cipher the Substandard Kook)

>>>> <cip...@nadegdaisakookboi.org> wrote:

>>>>>> <snicker>

>>>>> Apparently afraid of further discussion, Paul Dxerbyshire sets
>>>>> followups to steer debate away from pertinent newsgroups.
>>>>> Restored...

>>>> Thanks.

>>>>> This "methinks the boi doth protest too much" is indeed Paul
>>>>> Dxerbyshire, a man who assaulted someone at Carleton University while
>>>>> doing his work on fractals. Now he posts as at least four
>>>>> sockpuppets an thinks he is in charge of AUK. He is not.

>>>> Here's an idea. Why not have Jerry Sauk who thinks he is
>>>> in charge of alt.food.fast-food and Paul Dxerbyshire who thinks he
>>>> in charge of alt.usenet.kooks share "being in charge" duties. That
>>>> way they could cover for each other, should they be on vacation,
>>>> in gaol etc.

>>>>> He has, in a moment of uncontrolled childish rage, outed his
>>>>> sockpuppets in AUK for all Usenet to see. He is a Genuine NetKook
>>>>> people, beware...

>>>> We will be watching.

>>> You forgot to consider the possibility that Jerry IS Paul Dxerbyshire. ;-)
>>> Perhaps he thinks he's building an empire.

>> No way. Derbyshire's a kook, but he's an intelligent kook,

> You forgot to mention "'shr00m-addled".

I have no way of knowing if Paul uses mushrooms medicinally.
He has expressed an interest in mushroom hunting, however. I
have no idea what that entails, whether it's his attempts at
getting high, or if it's more like butterfly or stamp
collecting.

> Hi, Paul. Hey, how's it going?

I'm not Paul, stupid. Tell me, how's it feel to know that
you're now as delusional as Morphing Murphy, the illucid
fuckwit? You *did*, after all, adopt wholesale his entire
delusional screed about Paul.

Where is Morphing Murphy (aka Keith Renske, aka Keith
McElroy, aka Keith McCrone), by the way? Oh, that's right,
just like every other retard who adopted his kooky
Derbyshire Delusion, he melted down and ran away.

<snicker>

[cipher]

On Mon, 20 May 2013 04:43:27 +0000, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
{One Of Four} Inscribed upon the Golden Tablets of Usenet thusly:

Whatever you say Paul...

<snicker>

[Lamey]

In article <kn2mdv$bd7$1...@speranza.aioe.org>, liarb...@JerrySaik.com
says...

And who cares?

--


GIT-R-DONE !

[%]

and here we go

[Lamey]

In article <spKdndGx5Y5aWAfM...@giganews.com>,
per...@gmail.com says...

let the games begin

--


GIT-R-DONE !

[%]

ok , my next post should do it

[Checkmate]

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate!

On Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:24 +0000 (UTC), cipher put forth the notion
that:


>

He's not Paul.

<snicker>

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

"Jerry's Mom's Flaming Panties" <liarb...@JerrySaik.com> wrote in:
<kn2mdv$bd7$1...@speranza.aioe.org>

huh?... there is way more than that alone coming out of Paul's pleads
to AIOE.org, administration (Paolo Amarosso) my friend.
For best digest reads go to <alt.paul-derbyshire.fix.it.now>.

Short version?
The 'ban' is discriminatory depending on group posted to and how any
crosspost is built. You will find in one group "Paul Derbyshire" is
banned yet in another only "Derbyshire". It's an interesting
experience, to say the least... heh heh
Direct all your questions to <aioe.news.helpdesk> which is where
all that crap started.

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

c...@rahul.net (Charlotte L. Blackmer) wrote in:
<kmpog9$oij$2...@blue-new.rahul.net>
>In article <lpo0p8hr8mna6iea7...@4ax.com>,
>BaronLurk <von...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>On Mon, 13 May 2013 02:50:29 +0000 (UTC), c...@rahul.net (Charlotte L.
>>Blackmer) wrote:
>>
>>>In article <ma20zr9rpgw1$.d...@sqwertz.com>,
>>>Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
>>>>Yes, folks, we've been growing our kook for several years now. And I
>>>>think he's about ready to go National. If anybody is bored, come on over
>>>>to alt.food.fast-food for a good laugh and feel free to join in the fray.
>>>>
>>>>He's as dumb as they come. And what's really sad is that this guy thinks
>>>>he's serious. Might as well attach the "Book of Saukrates" to the end of
>>>>his post so you folks can have some background.
>>>>
>>>>-sw
>>>
>>>You know, I considered running him up (or at least cultivating him) for
>>>awards when the world of alt.food.fast-food collided with a newsgroup I
>>>read. But I was busy, and he went away.
>>>
>>>I will at this point, however, nominate him for the Clueless Newbie of the
>>>Month Award for the following reasons:
>>>
>>>- He seems to quite honestly think he's in charge of a alt group
>>>- I seem to recall that he thinks his "killfilings" actually remove
>>>postings of the person _from the group_ rather than from his sight.
>>>- He'll yell and scream at anyone who suggests differently.
>>>
>>>Seconds from the floor from someone besides SW?
>>>
>>>BTC
>>
>>Presuming that it is indeed the lovable(?) Jerry Sauk that you are
>>nominating for CNOTM May, 2013, I offer my Second.
>>
>>BL
>
>Whoops, my error, I most certainly intended to nominate Jerry Sauk, Lord
>High Poo-Bah of alt.food.fast-food.
>
>BTC

"Jerry" was 'new' in 2008... what happened? Mental block?

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:1n1hry5f...@sqwertz.com...

> On Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:20 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>
>> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>> news:R9adnTcj3t0W1QTM...@supernews.com:
>>
>>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>>> news:abtdefchy6ff$.dlg@sqwertz.com...
>>

>>>> Hey Jerry - here's somebody who's met me in real life.
>>>
>>> Who cares?
>>
>> You did, whino.
>

> Jerry has also requested pictures of me having sex.
>
> -sw

No I didn't. I requested PROOF that your not a liar.

BTW we never got it.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:1hpz4e7s...@sqwertz.com...

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:24:43 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:1n1hry5f...@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 00:14:20 +0000 (UTC), Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>>> news:R9adnTcj3t0W1QTM...@supernews.com:
>>>>
>>>>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>>>>> news:abtdefchy6ff$.dlg@sqwertz.com...
>>>>
>>>>>> Hey Jerry - here's somebody who's met me in real life.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who cares?
>>>>
>>>> You did, whino.
>>>
>>> Jerry has also requested pictures of me having sex.
>>

>> No I didn't. I requested PROOF that your not a liar.
>>
>> BTW we never got it.
>

> Now there's a classic Jerry-Move: He denies asking me for nude
> pictures of myself and then he complains that he never received them.

Steve, who said anything about nude pics? All I asked for was, pictures of
you with the three women. I don't even think I said you had to be having
sex with them, but I don't remember that for sure, it was A LONG time ago.

Stop dreaming that people are asking fo rnude pics for you. Trust me, thats
the last think I want.

[Thorny Crucifixi.]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in:
<3aydnZ3ReZ59hADM...@supernews.com>

huh?, say wot!?
news to me you ca nthink, from what I read.

... jes sayin' like, an' that.

--
fup 2 a/u/k

[Robert]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3aydnZ3ReZ59hADM...@supernews.com...

Jerry he claimed he had sex with three women. You demanded photos to prove
his claim. How is showing himself with three women going to prove it. That
only proves he knows three women. The only way to meet your demand is to
show him with the women actually having sex. Those would be nude pictures.
Now stop lying.


Robert

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

On Thu, 16 May 2013 04:05:06 +0000 (UTC), Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>My role is FNVW. Your role is kook. Know your place,
>substandard kook. And continue your dancing for our
>entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEm4p3Dopw

hth now kindly fuck off.




--

mhm x v i x i i i

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

happy zombie jebus on the cross, in
<news:m42sp8t6ba306hg5a...@4ax.com> did thusly
write:

A song that did better in the US than in their own native
country? And even then, it never cracked top ten. Not good
enough, give me a #1 dance hit or kindly fuck off.

[happy zombie jebus on the cross]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:29:35 +0000 (UTC), [Tor] Friendly Neighborhood

Vote Wrangler {One Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
><snicker>
>
>happy zombie jebus on the cross, in
><news:m42sp8t6ba306hg5a...@4ax.com> did thusly
>write:
>
>> On Thu, 16 May 2013 04:05:06 +0000 (UTC),
>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One
>> Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
>>>My role is FNVW. Your role is kook. Know your place,
>>>substandard kook. And continue your dancing for our
>>>entertainment.
>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEm4p3Dopw
>>
>> hth now kindly fuck off.
>
>A song that did better in the US than in their own native
>country?

lets bring in a random fact, shall we, then try and build a comeback
on a sandy beach, by the sea.

> And even then, it never cracked top ten.

i'll feed and play to your desire and comeback built on sand, for now.
here you go, a top 10 dance song fer you about dancing and being
human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y now you cannot say
i'm not charitable fellow who is kind and compasionate to the needy
and (mentaly) lesser well off.

> Not good enough, give me a #1 dance hit or kindly fuck off.

now the sea has come in and knocked down your house built on sand, iow
lets get back to buisness. are you really _THAT_ dumb you didn't get
my humourous link reply? hmmmm... a pointless reply to a joke... you
are _THAT_ dumb and stupid. either that or an attention whore. maybe
that and the former.

now kindly don't diddle the x-post line and fuck off.

><snicker>

[Jerry Soak]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 06:50:42 -0400, Robert
<racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
> Jerry he claimed he had sex with three women.

That's three more women than Jerry has ever had sex with.

You know if Jerry pared his car and walked inti a fast
food place, he might meet an equally obese woman who might, if
plied with enough booze let Jerry have his way.

But that will never happen, he's too lazy to even get
laid.


--

[Jerry's Other Sock]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 22:31:23 +0800, Mirror of TRVTH wrote:

>
>> "Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>> Jerry he claimed he had sex with three women. You demanded photos
>>> to prove his claim. How is showing himself with three women going
>>> to prove it. That only proves he knows three women. The only way to
>>> meet your demand is to show him with the women actually having sex.
>>> Those would be nude pictures. Now stop lying.
>>

>> He could have been fucking them with his t-shirt on.
>> Then he wouldn't be nude.
>
> I'm pretty sure that time in question I was wearing a Chuck-E-Cheese
> costume.
>
> -sw

You're a plushophiliac? Who knew?

[Robert]

<Mirror of TRVTH> wrote in message
news:pu9sp8d7ccei9bb3s...@4ax.com...

> He could have been fucking them with his t-shirt on.
> Then he wouldn't be nude.

He would still be exposing the only part of his anatomy Jerry was interested
in.


Robert

[Robert]

"Jerry Soak" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:slrnkpsb6s.ke...@adeed.tele.com...

> On Thu, 23 May 2013 06:50:42 -0400, Robert
> <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>
> You know if Jerry pared his car and walked inti a fast
> food place, he might meet an equally obese woman who might, if
> plied with enough booze let Jerry have his way.
>

Jerry can't learn to spell how do you think he would learn to take advantage
of a woman. Jerry's only chance is the girl getting him dunk.



Robert

[Jerry's Other Sock]

If Jerry met his female counterpart, nothing sexual would happen. They would
both perch endlessly on Usenet in between gorging themselves on fast food
until immobilized, and of course there is the logistical problem of how the
two of them can physically do the deed, given their size.

Fun thought for the day: Jerry trying to do the Atkins diet.

JOS

[Jerry's Other Sock]

Gary Burnore <gbur...@panix.com> wrote:

> Thank you, Robert, for showing us why one should be careful about
> spelling while making a spell lame.

That's funy.

[[Tor] Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}]

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
<snicker>

happy zombie jebus on the cross, in

<news:t36sp8h9ttcas4ebi...@4ax.com> did thusly

write:

> On Thu, 23 May 2013 12:29:35 +0000 (UTC), [Tor]
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One Of Four}
> <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt.
>> <snicker>
>>
>> happy zombie jebus on the cross, in
>> <news:m42sp8t6ba306hg5a...@4ax.com> did thusly
>> write:

>>> On Thu, 16 May 2013 04:05:06 +0000 (UTC),
>>> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler {One
>>> Of Four} <FN...@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>>>> My role is FNVW. Your role is kook. Know your place,
>>>> substandard kook. And continue your dancing for our
>>>> entertainment.

>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEm4p3Dopw
>>>
>>> hth now kindly fuck off.

>> A song that did better in the US than in their own native
>> country?

> lets

"lets", as in "let us"... are you working with me, or in
opposition to? Do you even know? Are you confused already?
Should I go easy on you? Do you need a break so soon? Would
you like a moment to collect your thoughts (FSVO thoughts)?

First word out of the gate, and you stumble. It's not
looking very good for you.

<snicker>

> bring in a random fact,

Facts are not random. It's a fact that song never even
reached into the top 20. You gave me a second-rate song on
which to build your base of contention, and now you've got
to go back and do it right. Because I ordered you to. And
like any good sycophant, you bowed and complied.

So you're a trainable kook... at least you've got that going
for you.

<snicker>

> shall we,

Shall we? We're working together? Or are you just confused?

<snicker>

> then try and build a comeback

Comeback? Is that a sexual reference? Because I don't swing
that way.

<snicker>

> on a sandy beach, by the sea.

That sounds as though you're trying to set a mood.

>> And even then, it never cracked top ten.

> i'll feed and play to your desire

I desire you to stop making veiled gay references. I don't
swing that way. If you do, that's your choice, but leave me
out of your "sandy beach / by the sea / feeding and playing
to desires / coming on a guy's back" little fantasy.

Knoxy seems to always pick the effeminate, 'barely able to
stay on the hetero side' guys, eh? Maybe you and Chimpy
should explore your little beach fantasy together, and let
Knoxy find a real man.

<snicker>

> and comeback built on sand,

There you go again, gaying up the place.

<snicker>

> for now.

Until I'm done stomping on you and toss your lifeless,
bloodied body aside like a rag doll.

<snicker>

> here you go, a top 10 dance song fer you about dancing and being
> human: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y

I didn't ask for a top ten, I asked for a #1 dance hit.
You've failed a second time. Go back and do it again, and
this time try not to fuck it up.

> now you cannot say
> i'm not charitable fellow who is kind and compasionate to the needy
> and (mentaly) lesser well off.

I have no need of your charity nor your compassion (the
mentally lesser well off will note the proper spelling of
'compassion' and 'mentally', as well as the sad irony of
Kooky claiming to be 'mentaly' superior), I only require
your obeisance.

<time out for Rocky to check
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/obeisance>

<snicker>

>> Not good enough, give me a #1 dance hit or kindly fuck off.

> now the sea has come in and knocked down your house built on sand, iow
> lets get back to buisness. are you really _THAT_ dumb you didn't get
> my humourous link reply?

Your admission that you also suck at humor, noted.

> hmmmm... a pointless reply to a

pointless

> joke... you
> are _THAT_ dumb and stupid.

{Pssst... those of us who aren't dumb and stupid know those
two words mean the same thing. Now you deny it, idiot. You
know you want to.}

<snicker>

> either that

Either that?

> or an attention whore. maybe
> that and the former.

That and?

Indecisiveness is the hallmark of an inferior intellect.

Do try to keep up. You keep failing, I keep kicking you in
the shins for your failures. My kicking you for your
failures doesn't constitute a failure on my part, only an
indication that *you* continue to fail.

<snicker>

> now kindly don't diddle the x-post line and fuck off.

You'll be explaining what, exactly, an "x-post line" is. Did
you mean the Followup-To: line? The Newsgroups: line?

Improper use of terminology is also the hallmark of an
inferior intellect.

In addition, did you mean:
"now kindly don't diddle the x-post line, and DO kindly fuck
off", or "now kindly don't diddle the x-post line and DO NOT
fuck off"?

Your arbitrary phraseology just so happens to also be the
hallmark of an inferior intellect.

>> <snicker>

You're not very good at this, are you? That feeling you've
got, of having just been put through a wood chipper, was
provided for you courtesy of superior intellect.

Now you use your stupidity and acerbity to try to counter.
You'll fail, of course, but your attempt will be amusing.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

>> You're a plushophiliac? Who knew?
>

> The girls were the plushofiles. They were humping my furry feet, the
> long rat-like tail, and especially my hard, pointy nose (which makes
> for a very nice view). But after a few hours of that it gets kinda
> hot in there. But it was worth it.
>
> -sw

I hope you used a condom on that nose.

[Tammy Jo]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:16:32 -0500, Jerry's Other Sock wrote:
>

>> You're a plushophiliac? Who knew?
>

> The girls were the plushofiles. They were humping my furry feet, the
> long rat-like tail, and especially my hard, pointy nose (which makes
> for a very nice view). But after a few hours of that it gets kinda
> hot in there. But it was worth it.
>
> -sw

Imagine how your head would have felt after a few hours if you had packed a
vibrator inside that nose.

[Lady Veteran]

On Fri, 24 May 2013 18:16:57 +0800, Mirror of TRVTH wrote:

>"Robert" <racemaildro...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>

>Hello, Lady Veteran? I think we have your match!

Hello Robert?

I think you need a life.

LV

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