Clueless at Popeye's

[spamtrap1888]

Let me set the scene:The line ran to the back door this evening when I
arrived. Slowly we inched forward. Ahead of me were a dad and three
little kids who amused themselves by running to and from a rear table,
tagging it, and running back. Ahead of them were a couple of ladies,
each with yard-wide hips, each carrying a massive handbag slung over
the left shoulder.

Ten minutes later, the ladies reach the register, and everything comes
to a complete halt as they pause to peruse the menu board.

WTF?!? What were they doing for the past ten minutes? Plenty of time
to have memorized the menu, considered which items promised to hit the
spot, whatever. This sudden coming out of their coma, their startling
realization that they were there to order food, and that the
cashier's job did not include reading them the menu, makes you wonder
where they had been their past half-century of life. Whatever they had
been doing, it did not include ordering fast food. But it had included
eating it.

After a lengthy discussion, the ladies finally ordered two Tuesday leg
and thigh specials each, per the giant banner outside. There was some
confusion about getting half regular and half spicy, but within
minutes it was resolved, and the dad in front of me ordered. Seconds
later, I was ordering, and so on.

Their eat-in order was ready within a fraction of the time it took to
order. The dark-haired one picked it up and took it to their table.
Yet something was not quite right, so she promptly trotted back to
discuss it with the cashier, again not caring that she was making the
patrons in line wait. To her surprise, the Tuesday leg and thigh
special did not come with side dishes. Having assessed the bins of
chicken, crust glistening with grease, in front of them, she decided
what was missing and would really hit the spot: french fries.

[Peter Lawrence]

On 5/21/13 11:13 PM, spamtrap1888 wrote:
>
> Ten minutes later, the ladies reach the register, and everything comes
> to a complete halt as they pause to peruse the menu board.
>
> WTF?!? What were they doing for the past ten minutes? Plenty of time
> to have memorized the menu, considered which items promised to hit the
> spot, whatever. This sudden coming out of their coma, their startling
> realization that they were there to order food, and that the
> cashier's job did not include reading them the menu, makes you wonder
> where they had been their past half-century of life. Whatever they had
> been doing, it did not include ordering fast food. But it had included
> eating it.

It always blows my mind that a good number of people who order at fast food
restaurants (or food stands) are like this. It's like they think their not
supposed to look at the overhead menu until they're at the front of the line.

And of course, these people are the ones who tend to take a long time to
decide what to order, even if it's a very limited size menu, like the one at
In-N-Out.


- Peter

[Jerry Sauk]

"spamtrap1888" <spamtr...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:3a9cead4-8051-4749...@ys5g2000pbc.googlegroups.com...

I for one, agree with you 100% percent, Spamtrap.

About children, they should be banned from all fast-food restourants, for
many reasons, icluding they don't personally pay for the food, but they are
always in the way, making noise and holding the line up. Mcdonald's is
moving in teh right direction by forcing them into the play-area while the
parents order the food, which should be mandatory industry wide.

Now about the people that don't know what the fuck they want, burger king
has found the solution... they place a menu board so the car second in line
can look at it and decide, while the first car is ordering the food.

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.

Becouse it woul save, for one thing, a lot of gas which would lower gas
prices extremely, which is something ALL politicians claim to be serious
about. But of course it would also GREATLY imprve customer-service and
satisfaction, adnd it really is a no-brainer, which geoff can personally
confirm during his recent disaster at the Hardee's drive-thru when he has no
idea what the fuck he was doing. ordering a "jim beam: burger, not realizing
it was other burgers cooked with jeam beam souce.

If he has done just the SLIGHTEST bit of research, such as by looking at a
menu board placed where the second car waiting could see it, there would
have elimated a LOT of time and hassle.

[Ronald McDonald]

Rude, stupid, and obese. So you got in line behind Jerry's mom. What did you
expect?

At McDonald's restourants we are considering just having slow obese people
like Jerry exit teh resourant and wait in one of the "please pull forward
and wait" carryout parking spaces. Houwever at the present time none of our
restourants have double wide pull forward spaces, so it will have to wait
until the next majour redesign of our restourant layout.

Ronald P McDonald

[Ronald McDonald]

Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> I for one, agree with you 100% percent, Spamtrap.
>
> About children, they should be banned from all fast-food restourants,

No Happy Meals? Jerry the Grinch.

> for many reasons, icluding they don't personally pay for the food,
> but they are always in the way, making noise and holding the line up.
> Mcdonald's is moving in teh right direction by forcing them into the
> play-area while the parents order the food, which should be mandatory
> industry wide.

FORCING who into where? Kids are required to remain in the play area? Since
when?

> Now about the people that don't know what the fuck they want, burger
> king has found the solution... they place a menu board so the car
> second in line can look at it and decide, while the first car is
> ordering the food.
> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE
> MANDATORY FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.

You want a law about where restaurants have to put menus for drive throughs?

Sig Heil!

Are you going to write this into the FAQ that you claim you have written
that you refuse to publish that you don't actually have written which you
will expect everyone to obey because you claim to be in charge of an
unmoderated newsgroup?

Ronald P McDonald

[Zilbandy]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
>FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.

You're an idiot. The government should stress literacy before fast
food rules for restourants (sic).

--
Zilbandy

[Jerry Sauk]

"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
news:519cca6b$0$9465$a826...@newsreader.readnews.com...

> Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> I for one, agree with you 100% percent, Spamtrap.
>>
>> About children, they should be banned from all fast-food restourants,
>
> No Happy Meals? Jerry the Grinch.
>
>> for many reasons, icluding they don't personally pay for the food,
>> but they are always in the way, making noise and holding the line up.
>> Mcdonald's is moving in teh right direction by forcing them into the
>> play-area while the parents order the food, which should be mandatory
>> industry wide.
>
> FORCING who into where? Kids are required to remain in the play area?
> Since
> when?
>
>> Now about the people that don't know what the fuck they want, burger
>> king has found the solution... they place a menu board so the car
>> second in line can look at it and decide, while the first car is
>> ordering the food.
>> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE
>> MANDATORY FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.
>
> You want a law about where restaurants have to put menus for drive
> throughs?

No not exactly, I want a law that says people waiting in line must have
acess to one so they can look at it and decide what they want BEFORE they
get to the order box!!! Just think, if you can, how much gas and time that
would save.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
news:41spp892hlgg59m94...@4ax.com...

Zilbandy you moran, the goverment teaches literacy at EVERY government
school. And it doesn't matter WHAT is taught before WHAT, the point is,
both are extremely important and need to be dealt with.

[Zilbandy]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:35 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Zilbandy you moran, the goverment teaches literacy at EVERY government
>school. And it doesn't matter WHAT is taught before WHAT, the point is,
>both are extremely important and need to be dealt with.

Damn Jerry, a whole sentence and no real spelling or major punctuation
errors. Lookin' good, dude.

--
Zilbandy

[Zilbandy]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 13:43:18 -0700, Zilbandy
<z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote:

>Damn Jerry, a whole sentence and no real spelling or major punctuation
>errors.

Oops, I spoke too soon. Two errors in first five words. It's moron,
not moran, and government, not what you had, although you did get the
second use of government right. Still, not too fucking bad.

--
Zilbandy

[Jerry's Sock]

Moran?

[Jerry's Sock]

Actually I bet he leads every kook and troll on Usenet for the number of
times he has misspelled moron.

[Ronald McDonald]

Hey Jerry. If we need any shit from you, we'll squeeze your head.

[Geoff Miller]

spamtrap1888 <spamtr...@gmail.com> writes:

> Ten minutes later, the ladies reach the register, and everything comes
> to a complete halt as they pause to peruse the menu board.

As my father used to quip in such situations, "The last of the great
serial minds..."

This seems to mostly be a female thing. I'm reminded of how women in
supermarkets will often wait until the total is rung up before even
taking their checkbooks out of their purses, instead of filling out
everyting except the amount while their groceries are being scanned.

(And even when they don't do this, women are the only people I ever
see who still write checks for retail purchases.)

Another example is when I'm driving, approaching an intersection where
the right-turn lane is separated from the "through" lanes by a
triangular concrete island. Men will typically taken in the entire
panorama as they approach the intersection, and if the way is clear,
will cruise right on through without missing a beat. Most women
drivers, on the other hand, will come to a complete stop halfway
through their turn and only then, turn their heads to check for cross
traffic.

Human males and females aren't just different sexes. They're almost
different species.




Geoff

--
"'Just because someone has a vagina doesn't mean they have to be a
dick.' 輸 girl, talking to me about other girls." -- Jim Goad

[Geoff Miller]

Peter Lawrence <humm...@aol.com> writes:

> And of course, these people are the ones who tend to take a long time to
> decide what to order, even if it's a very limited size menu, like the one at
> In-N-Out.

And to insist on playing Twenty Questions with the counterperson.

"Just order something, goddammit! Anything! If you don't like it,
you'll know not to order it next time!"



Geoff

--
"I'm filing a lawsuit against the evolutionary process for creating
disparate impact in IQ test results among ethnic groups." -- Jim Goad

[Geoff Miller]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:


> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
> FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.

The government should step in and micromanage how fast-food
restaurants handle customer traffic flow? What kind of pinch-faced
statist douchebag *are* you?

You're a Democrat, aren't you, Jerry? I bet Michael Bloomberg is
picking up the tab for your Internet access.

> ordering a "jim beam: burger, not realizing it was other burgers cooked with jeam beam souce.

"Jim Beam Sauce."

Please get into the habit of editing out all but a token passage or
two of the text you quote in your follow-ups. That's all it takes to
establish context and make it clear what you're responding to.

Forcing readers to scroll down through material they've already read
before is bad netiquette, Jerry.



Geoff

--
"I love when people give just enough of a shit that they feel
compelled to tell people they don't give a shit." -- Jim Goad

[Carl Karcher]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>

> About children, they should be banned from all fast-food restourants, for
> many reasons, icluding they don't personally pay for the food, but they are
> always in the way, making noise and holding the line up.

Of course they don't pay you idiot. That the job of their
parents.

> Mcdonald's is
> moving in teh right direction by forcing them into the play-area while the
> parents order the food, which should be mandatory industry wide.

They are? You have a cite? Seeing as none of the McFilth's
in my area have play areas, what are the parents to do?

>
> Now about the people that don't know what the fuck they want, burger king
> has found the solution... they place a menu board so the car second in line
> can look at it and decide, while the first car is ordering the food.

As you are a lazy, fat fuck that can't get his arse out of
the car to place an order inside like a regular human being.

>
> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
> FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.

Ha ha. A special law for drive through menu placement. You
really are a kook Jerry.

>
> Becouse it woul save, for one thing, a lot of gas which would lower gas
> prices extremely, which is something ALL politicians claim to be serious
> about. But of course it would also GREATLY imprve customer-service and
> satisfaction, adnd it really is a no-brainer, which geoff can personally
> confirm during his recent disaster at the Hardee's drive-thru when he has no
> idea what the fuck he was doing. ordering a "jim beam: burger, not realizing
> it was other burgers cooked with jeam beam souce.

Pay attention Jerry. Geoff was at a Carl's Junior not a
Hardees. Why would you think that Jerry? Because the Carl's Junior
fast food joints in the Midwest and East coast are called Hardees?
But, as the fast food expert and author of the FAQ, you would know
this.

Next question Jerry, where is the Carl's Junior/Hardees
headquarters? Who owns them? What is the name of the business? You
have some reading up to do Jerry. You would't want to appear to be
ignorant on the subject of fat food would you Jerry?

>
> If he has done just the SLIGHTEST bit of research, such as by looking at a
> menu board placed where the second car waiting could see it, there would
> have elimated a LOT of time and hassle.

Seems you have some research to do.


--

[Strunk White]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:35 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
> news:41spp892hlgg59m94...@4ax.com...
>>
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
>>>FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.
>>
>> You're an idiot. The government should stress literacy before fast
>> food rules for restourants (sic).
>>
>

> Zilbandy you moran, the goverment teaches literacy at EVERY government
> school. And it doesn't matter WHAT is taught before WHAT, the point is,
> both are extremely important and need to be dealt with.

If goverment teaches literacy at EVERY government school,
does that mean Jerry never went to school.

Which must explain his illiteracy

[Robert]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:3aydnWDWeZ59hADM...@supernews.com...

Just think how much gas you would save if you just turned off the car and
went inside to order.


Robert

[Jerry's Sock]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:
> I was at Popeye's last night (just as I am most Tuesday nights) and a
> similar thing was going on up towards the front of the line. The
> order expediter was asking people in line what they were going to
> order and getting them ready even before we reached the cash register.
> She had 4 orders lined up ready to go while we were still in line.
>
> The two Popeye's I frequent only have one register. Come to think of
> it, Church's is the same way.
>
> -sw

The neighborhood Popeye's has a cafeteria style line with one register. So
any one dickweed can bring things to a halt. The Church's has a walk-up
counter IIRC but I can't recall how many registers. I usually order from
the drive-through as do most people, going by the fact that I seldom see
anyone eating inside.

MartyB.

[Peter Lawrence]

On 5/22/13 8:30 PM, Geoff Miller wrote:
> Peter Lawrence <humm...@aol.com> writes:
>>
>> And of course, these people are the ones who tend to take a long time to
>> decide what to order, even if it's a very limited size menu, like the one at
>> In-N-Out.
>
> And to insist on playing Twenty Questions with the counterperson.
>
> "Just order something, goddammit! Anything! If you don't like it,
> you'll know not to order it next time!"

An extremely annoying variation of this is at food establishments that
offers customers who are not sure what to order "tastes" of what's on the
menu. This is most common at ice cream, gelato and frozen yogurt shops, but
where I have experienced the most annoying example of this is at my favorite
soup place, San Francisco Soup Company, a small Bay Area soup chain.

The one closest to where I work is the one located at the University Circle
office towers complex in EPA (right across from Palo Alto). Unbelievably,
many customers who partake of "tasting" samples of the soups they're
considering to order will take a full freaking minute -- if not two or three
full minutes -- to savor the taste of the one gulp worth of soup they were
given in a small 2 oz paper cup. Then, they'll ask for a another taste!

What's wrong with these people! It's not like they're savoring the taste of
a Ch�teau Lafite Rothschild bottle of wine! But what bugs me most, is not
that they're asking for tastes (while there's 10 people behind them waiting
to order) but they'll take a full one to three minutes to taste each tiny
sample. Hell, it wouldn't take me more than 10 seconds to decide if I liked
the taste of the soup or not!

The SF Soup Co located at the San Francisco Shopping Centre (where the SF
Bloomingdale's is located) resolves this problem during the lunch rush by a
simple sign stating that "tastes" are not given out during the lunch rush.

I wish the EPA location adopted such a policy.


- Peter

[Jerry Sauk]

"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
news:ta3rp89clt4svmvhi...@4ax.com...

>
>
>
> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:
>
>
>> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
>> FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.
>
> The government should step in and micromanage how fast-food
> restaurants handle customer traffic flow? What kind of pinch-faced
> statist douchebag *are* you?
>
> You're a Democrat, aren't you, Jerry? I bet Michael Bloomberg is
> picking up the tab for your Internet access.

WELL EVEN IF THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE, THE GOVERNMENT
SHOULD DO IT TO IMPROVE FUEL-ECONOMY!!!!

And I'm not Democrat or Republican. I loved Bill Clintin becouse he was a
major fast-food fan, but, Obama doesn't care about the industry. Mitt
Romney tasted Wendy's for lunch the day of the election, and he talked to
people in the store. THAT is a man that cares about the american culture.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message

news:o43rp8t0b90sa4n7h...@4ax.com...

>
>
>
> Peter Lawrence <humm...@aol.com> writes:
>
>> And of course, these people are the ones who tend to take a long time to
>> decide what to order, even if it's a very limited size menu, like the one
>> at
>> In-N-Out.
>
>
> And to insist on playing Twenty Questions with the counterperson.
>
> "Just order something, goddammit! Anything! If you don't like it,
> you'll know not to order it next time!"

Which is why it's absolutely essential that people read my product reviews,
THAT WAY they know ahead of time what they will like or not. Even Steves
incedibily biased reviews would be helpful, becouse they at least describe
the item.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Mitt Romney tasted Wendy's for lunch the day of the
> election, and he talked to people in the store. THAT is a man that
> cares about the american culture.

Stunning.

[Hans Klager]

On Thu, 23 May 2013 13:27:50 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Geoff Miller" <geo...@netgate.net> wrote in message
> news:ta3rp89clt4svmvhi...@4ax.com...
>>
>>
>>
>> "Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> writes:
>>
>>
>>> I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
>>> FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.
>>
>> The government should step in and micromanage how fast-food
>> restaurants handle customer traffic flow? What kind of pinch-faced
>> statist douchebag *are* you?
>>
>> You're a Democrat, aren't you, Jerry? I bet Michael Bloomberg is
>> picking up the tab for your Internet access.
>
>
> WELL EVEN IF THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CUSTOMER SERVICE, THE GOVERNMENT
> SHOULD DO IT TO IMPROVE FUEL-ECONOMY!!!!

Hey Jerry, if you parked your car and walked that would
improve fuel economy. As a bonus, it would help you lose some of
that weight.

>
> And I'm not Democrat or Republican. I loved Bill Clintin becouse he was a
> major fast-food fan,

You mean Bill Clinton the vegan? That one?`

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/18/bill-clinton-vegan_n_930816.html

Maybe you should try that Jerry. It helped Bill Clinton
lsoe some weight and get healthy.

> but, Obama doesn't care about the industry.

Really?

http://www.csmonitor.com/From-the-news-wires/2010/0624/Ray-s-Hell-Burger-Obama-and-Medvedev-have-historic-hamburger-summit

Do try to keep up Jerry.

> Mitt
> Romney tasted Wendy's for lunch the day of the election, and he talked to
> people in the store. THAT is a man that cares about the american culture.

Which is why he ships jobs overseas.


--
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies,
in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed...
- Dwight D. Eisenhower April 16, 1953

[spamtrap1888]

Obama likes Ray's Hell Burger in Arlington VA. It's not a real chain,
but there are three locations.
http://www.yelp.com/biz/rays-hell-burger-arlington-2

[Jerry Sauk]

"Carl Karcher" <ckar...@cke.com> wrote in message
news:slrnkpr7o3.ab...@adeed.tele.com...

> On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>>
>>
>> About children, they should be banned from all fast-food restourants, for
>> many reasons, icluding they don't personally pay for the food, but they
>> are
>> always in the way, making noise and holding the line up.
>
> Of course they don't pay you idiot. That the job of their
> parents.
>
>> Mcdonald's is
>> moving in teh right direction by forcing them into the play-area while
>> the
>> parents order the food, which should be mandatory industry wide.
>
> They are? You have a cite?

You don't fucking NEED a cite you fucktard. You can see them right when you
pull up to teh store, they are huge, if your not blind, you'll see the
play-land.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1wvnls24djima$.dlg@sqwertz.com...

> On Thu, 23 May 2013 04:41:49 +0000 (UTC), Carl Karcher wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com>
>> wrote:
>>>

>>>... which geoff can personally

>>> confirm during his recent disaster at the Hardee's drive-thru when he
>>> has no
>>> idea what the fuck he was doing. ordering a "jim beam: burger, not
>>> realizing
>>> it was other burgers cooked with jeam beam souce.
>>
>> Pay attention Jerry. Geoff was at a Carl's Junior not a
>> Hardees.
>

> Geoff was also inside ordering, not in the drive-through.


but, the point is still the same.

[Carl Karcher]

They don't have them in my neck of the woods, if you had
ever traveled, or been aware, you would know they are not
universal. The world is bigger than your backyard Jerry.

If you weren't so fat, you could fit in an airline seat
and see the world.

[spamtrap1888]

On May 25, 8:58 am, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

> No.  Your point was that it would save a lot of gas, numbnuts.  He was
> not using any gas if he was inside the store (and he probably
> carpooled to get there in the first place).
>
> Duh.  And you call ME a moran <sic>.  heh.
>


Jerry might have a crush-induced obsession with the most famous Moran
of them all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erin_Moran

[Jimson y'Barent]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 13:15:35 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
>news:41spp892hlgg59m94...@4ax.com...
>>

>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 01:36:22 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>

>>>I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH... THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO MAKE THE MANDATORY
>>>FOR ALL FAST-FOOD RESTOURANTS.
>>

>> You're an idiot. The government should stress literacy before fast
>> food rules for restourants (sic).
>>

>> --
>> Zilbandy

>
>Zilbandy you moran, the goverment teaches literacy at EVERY government
>school. And it doesn't matter WHAT is taught before WHAT, the point is,
>both are extremely important and need to be dealt with.
>

I thought Sam was Moran???

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:8gxznjq6...@sqwertz.com...

> On Sat, 25 May 2013 01:44:42 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>

> No. Your point was that it would save a lot of gas, numbnuts. He was
> not using any gas if he was inside the store (and he probably

> carpooled to get there in the first place).\

THAT WASN'T MY ONLY POINT.. he would have saved a SHIT-LOAD of time and
hassle from other customers, who could have been late from lunch break,
therefore decreasing american-productivity. The POINT was, he was wasting
everybody's time involved, INCLUDING the store, the faster they move people
though the line, the more money they make, so it'ws BETTER FOR THE ECONOMY
if people put a little THOUGHT into what they want to rder.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz"

> Where would you be today if the fast food restaurants banned you from
> eating there?

First of all, that would never happen. Fast-food is a nessecary thing for
american culture to exist/continue.

> You'd be 150 pounds lighter,

Obesity is a proven genetically determined DISEASE.

> gainfully employed,

WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FOOD!!! (notice I didn't specfically say
fast-food)

> maybe even handsome,

Again, obesity is a genetic thing and, there are many good-looking fat
people.

> and you wouldn't still be a 35 year old virgin.

I told you multiple times, or don't haver either the TIME or the MONEY for a
girl-friend. Other people might want to waste thier time with that shit,
and more power to them, but I'd rather continue living the life I already
have.


> I'm all for banning kids from all fast food restaurants.
>
> -sw

The first thing you said I actually AGREE WITH. Keep the damn kids at home
and, when you order the food, make sure you enter the store personally with
your large order's and order them to go. There's a REASON WHY THEY ASK YOU
IS THIS FOR HERE OR TO GO when you enter the store. That option is, for
family's. Thed rive though is meant for people is a hurry, and if you have
a family, the order will be too large for the drive through. So you need to
enter the store, and order your food TO GO. That is the only acceptable way
to feed a entire family at mcdonald's.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Carl Karcher" <ckar...@cke.com> wrote in message

news:slrnkq130c.57...@adeed.tele.com...

Jesus. I don't need a airplane to see the world. There are Mcdonald's ALL
OVER THE WORLD, so whenever I enter a mcdonalds, and they are all the same,
I am seeing the entire world.

[Nunya Bidnits]

[Nunya Bidnits]

Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> THAT WASN'T MY ONLY POINT.. he would have saved a SHIT-LOAD of time
> and hassle from other customers, who could have been late from lunch
> break, therefore decreasing american-productivity.

Speaking of American productivity, what do you do to be productive?

[Hans Klager]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 02:48:05 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Sqwertz"
>
>> Where would you be today if the fast food restaurants banned you from
>> eating there?
>
> First of all, that would never happen. Fast-food is a nessecary thing for
> american culture to exist/continue.

How do you come to that conclusion?

>
>> You'd be 150 pounds lighter,
>
> Obesity is a proven genetically determined DISEASE.

Care to point us to a citation?

>
>> gainfully employed,
>
> WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FOOD!!! (notice I didn't specfically say
> fast-food)

You don't have a job do you?

>
>> maybe even handsome,
>
> Again, obesity is a genetic thing and, there are many good-looking fat
> people.

Name three.

>
>> and you wouldn't still be a 35 year old virgin.
>
> I told you multiple times, or don't haver either the TIME or the MONEY for a
> girl-friend. Other people might want to waste thier time with that shit,
> and more power to them, but I'd rather continue living the life I already
> have.

So you have never even had a quickie? You really must be
repulsive.

[Hans Klager]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 02:50:39 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Carl Karcher" <ckar...@cke.com> wrote in message
>>

>> They don't have them in my neck of the woods, if you had
>> ever traveled, or been aware, you would know they are not
>> universal. The world is bigger than your backyard Jerry.
>>
>> If you weren't so fat, you could fit in an airline seat
>> and see the world.
>
>
> Jesus. I don't need a airplane to see the world. There are Mcdonald's ALL
> OVER THE WORLD, so whenever I enter a mcdonalds, and they are all the same,
> I am seeing the entire world.

Do they serve beer at your local Mcdonalds?

Do they serve lamb at your Mcdonalds?

Do they have kiddie playgrounds at the French McDonalds?

You are just seeing your local area Jerry you lazy fat
fuck.

[Jimson y'Barent]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 10:15:11 -0500, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost>
wrote:

>At least he's never denied he's fat, stupid, nor a virgin. Go Jerry!
>
>-sw


Way to go Jerry!!!. He hasn't denied he is stupid either in my
recollection. By default, I guess this makes him so.
As for banning children from fast-food outlets- ain't never gonna
happen, Trollnig. These FF chains predicate their future business on
enticing children into their establishments, so their future customer
base is assured. An old fart like myself (62 years old) finally came
to the age and (wisdom)? to relaize that fast-food is basically
unhealthy. Much loaded with fat, sodium, cholesterol, and calories.
IIRC the McFuck's so-called "Big Breakfast with pancakes"is about 1200
calories (dunno about sodium or cholesterol content but I expect it is
high). Normal caloric intake for an average sized person with a
sedentary lifestyle is about 2000-2200 calories/day to maintain their
current weight. U.S. military doctrine specifies 3500-4000
calories/day for troops operating in an Arctic climate. Take note,
fat Trollpig, this is the intake level for healthy young men in good
physical condition undertaking strenuous activity in a hostile
environment. NOT overweight unemployed men living in Mama's basement
whose idea of a physical challenge is to drag his fat ass off the
couch, stumble out to his beat-to-shit 20 year old van, drive to the
nearest fast-food hell, and order from the takeout window, all the
while bitching about the unfair hand life has dealt him.

Fuckin' born loser.
The unhealthiest food you can eat anywhere, anytime.
Once a week is maybe OK

[Zilbandy]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 22:28:23 +0800, Mirror of TRVTH wrote:

>responding to the troll's and idiot's.

Apostrophe errors. You've either been around Jerry too long, or you
are Jerry.

--
Zilbandy

[Zilbandy]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 02:48:05 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"

<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>Obesity is a proven genetically determined DISEASE.

Site from an .edu source, please. Obesity is an eating disease. My
source is me, personally. I'm still way overweight, but you have to be
gaining on me. Are you up to 400 yet? If not, it's coming. Then comes
the 500s. Been there, done that, and got a big fucking t-shirt for it.

--
Zilbandy

[Hans Klager]

Funny how people in Europe are not fat, people of European
stock in the US are fat.

Why is this Jerry?

You can reply, and back this up with citations. This is an
open book exam.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

I think it was tongue in buttcheek.

[Jimson y'Barent]

On Tue, 28 May 2013 09:50:16 -0500, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost>
wrote:

>Added. I don't read a lot of Jerry's posts so it does help to point
>them out or at least quote these pearls in a followup.
>
>-sw



Certainly needs to be posted in the current version of "Saukrates"
When oh when is this asshole going to die?

[Jerry Sauk]

"Nunya Bidnits" <nunyab...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote in message
news:ko29hm$7td$1...@dont-email.me...

I work extremely hard, despite my disability's, and I support the fast-food
industry, both by eating the food personally and encouraging other peopl eto
do it too. This in turn, supports american farmers, american truck
company's, bascially just america itself.

[Jerry Sauk]

"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message

news:j7scq8lulo2h7cv46...@4ax.com...

Have you *tried* to loose weight? have you dieted by eating less food? And
failed you say? That proves its a disease.

[Jerry's Blubber]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 01:15:32 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Nunya Bidnits" <nunyab...@eternal-september.invalid> wrote in message
> news:ko29hm$7td$1...@dont-email.me...
>>

>> Speaking of American productivity, what do you do to be productive?
>
> I work extremely hard,

Doing what? Looking for the TV remote?

> despite my disability's,

Apart from a low IQ and excess of adipose tissue, what are
your disabilities?

> and I support the fast-food
> industry, both by eating the food personally and encouraging other peopl eto
> do it too.

Oh, you are a customer.

> This in turn, supports american farmers, american truck
> company's, bascially just america itself.

If yiou spend your welfare check in America, you are
de-facto supporting America. Plus of course China.

[Hans Klager]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 01:23:16 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
> news:j7scq8lulo2h7cv46...@4ax.com...
>>
>> On Tue, 28 May 2013 02:48:05 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Obesity is a proven genetically determined DISEASE.
>>
>> Site from an .edu source, please. Obesity is an eating disease. My
>> source is me, personally. I'm still way overweight, but you have to be
>> gaining on me. Are you up to 400 yet? If not, it's coming. Then comes
>> the 500s. Been there, done that, and got a big fucking t-shirt for it.
>>
>

> Have you *tried* to loose weight? have you dieted by eating less food? And
> failed you say? That proves its a disease.
>

Still no cite Jerry.

Lots of us have lost weight Jerry. We do it by burning
calories and consuming fewer calories.

Using your logic Jerry, if you ate just say 300 calories a
day, you would still be a fat fuck. This proves you are a lyin
sack of shit.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

That conclusion proves you're an idiot.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

In other words, you do nothing but eat. But you claim to work hard. What do
you work hard at, exactly? Eating fast food and telling other people to eat
it too is not productivity. It's a bullshit claim you made up. The actual
answer to the question is:

Nothing.

At least be honest about being a worthless slug for once.

What are your disabilities other than self-inflicted obesity, laziness, and
stupidity?

[Zilbandy]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 01:15:32 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>I work extremely hard, despite my disability's, and I support the fast-food
>industry, both by eating the food personally and encouraging other peopl eto
>do it too. This in turn, supports american farmers, american truck
>company's, bascially just america itself.

No apostrophes need in the above. Jerry, learn how to use your
American English and quit making a fool of yourself.

--
Zilbandy

[Zilbandy]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 01:23:16 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Have you *tried* to loose weight? have you dieted by eating less food? And
>failed you say? That proves its a disease.

Jerry, yes I failed. I only lost 350 pounds over the last seven years.
All of that from dieting, eating less calories than I would have
eating if I didn't try. No stomach stapling or bypass surgery, no
drugs. I guess that makes me a failure. What's your reason? Side note:
After losing the weight, I did have a panniculectomy to remove 41
pounds of loose skin.

--
Zilbandy

[Zilbandy]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 18:56:58 -0500, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost>
wrote:

>He also needs to learn when to add 'ies' when pluralizing words that
>end in 'y'. This is the kind of stuff they teach 2nd graders on
>Sesame Street.
>
>Now let's see if Jerry can correct his mistakes in the above
>paragraph.

He won't see any errors and will figure it doesn't matter because we
figured out what he meant in the first place.

--
Zilbandy

[Zilbandy]

On Thu, 30 May 2013 19:01:03 -0500, Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost>
wrote:

>Now there's the word of the week! Did they let you take home the skin
>so you could tan it and make some face masks?

I never ask, lol. I bet Jer won't even look it up, and I'm the loser.
ROFL

--
Zilbandy

[Jerry's Other Sock]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

> On Thu, 30 May 2013 15:15:06 -0700, Zilbandy wrote:
>
>> Jerry, yes I failed. I only lost 350 pounds over the last seven
>> years. All of that from dieting, eating less calories than I would
>> have eating if I didn't try. No stomach stapling or bypass surgery,
>> no drugs. I guess that makes me a failure. What's your reason? Side
>> note: After losing the weight, I did have a panniculectomy to remove
>> 41 pounds of loose skin.
>

> Now there's the word of the week! Did they let you take home the skin
> so you could tan it and make some face masks?
>

> -sw

I was thinking chicharrones.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

It occurs to me that there is a way to remedy that if you just don't
acknowledge understanding him when he goes off the English ranch. Just keep
saying :"huh?".

[Jerry Sauk]

"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message

news:dlufq8124ll2kkav1...@4ax.com...

QUOTE THE ENTIRE DISCUSSION so people know what the FUCK your talking
about,.

[Zilbandy]

On Sat, 1 Jun 2013 02:04:16 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>QUOTE THE ENTIRE DISCUSSION so people know what the FUCK your talking
>about,.

You don't trim your posts, so people have scroll hundreds of lines to
see your lame replies to many threads, so until you learn how to use
usenet, don't fucking talk to me about netiquette. I've been on usenet
since you were a fucking little kid trying to learn English. Well, at
least 20 years. You were what, 16 or something like that.

--
Zilbandy

[Hans Klager]

On Sat, 1 Jun 2013 02:04:16 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message
> news:dlufq8124ll2kkav1...@4ax.com...
>>

>> I never ask, lol. I bet Jer won't even look it up, and I'm the loser.
>> ROFL
>>
>

> QUOTE THE ENTIRE DISCUSSION so people know what the FUCK your talking
> about,.

Some of us know how to use a newsreader.



--
"A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your
interests right now than people dying in Africa." Mark Zuckerberg, 6/15/2010

[Jerry Sauk]

"Zilbandy" <z...@zilbandyREMOVETHIS.com> wrote in message

news:vqijq81it3do35gd0...@4ax.com...

I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Harry Potter]

On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yet, you still haven't figured out how it works. Definately
a kook.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in news:NtudnW_-
rKfYnDbMnZ2d...@supernews.com:

Hold off on the acceptance speech, Jerky.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"The more you spam me, the less spam I get" -Edmond Wollmann, once again
focusing with laserlike precision and crystal clarity.

[Gosh, Ruler of Heck]

On Wed, 22 May 2013 20:30:08 -0700, Geoff Miller wrote:

> Peter Lawrence <humm...@aol.com> writes:
>
>> And of course, these people are the ones who tend to take a long time to
>> decide what to order, even if it's a very limited size menu, like the one at
>> In-N-Out.
>
>
> And to insist on playing Twenty Questions with the counterperson.
>
> "Just order something, goddammit! Anything! If you don't like it,
> you'll know not to order it next time!"
>
>
>
> Geoff

We had a saying in Tennessee, Get your shit and GTFO.

TFM®

[Ronald McDonald]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote:

> On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

> You used to post as "Jenny Squire", but that was well after 1995.
>
> Show us some of your posts between 1995 and 2000. That is, unless
> you're lying. Which you most certainly are. Again.
>
> -sw

Jerry is always telling people to "Google it" so here's his chance to prove
something by Googling it.

Jerry will try to tell me to Google it. But he made the claim so the burden
of proof is on him.

Come on, Jerry, Google it and PROVE IT!. If you make a claim it's YOUR
responsibility to prove it. Otherwise everyone can rightly treat your claim
as false or unproven.

RPM

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1pg3lu1u...@sqwertz.com...

> On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>

>> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>

> You used to post as "Jenny Squire", but that was well after 1995.
>
> Show us some of your posts between 1995 and 2000. That is, unless
> you're lying. Which you most certainly are. Again.
>
> -sw

I'm NOT leing, but I can't prove it becouse during that time I used my real
name and a email that used my real name, which unfortunelty I can't reveal
what it was becouse of certain issue's that I had with trolls of that time.

So don't even ask again.

[Lamey]

In article <LIidneYSMvBaBzDM...@supernews.com>,
jerr...@hotmail.com says...

<blink> Huh?



--


GIT-R-DONE !

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message

news:127kwuo9...@sqwertz.com...

> On Tue, 4 Jun 2013 01:42:12 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:1pg3lu1u...@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> You used to post as "Jenny Squire", but that was well after 1995.
>>>
>>> Show us some of your posts between 1995 and 2000. That is, unless
>>> you're lying. Which you most certainly are. Again.
>>

>> I'm NOT leing, but I can't prove it becouse during that time I used my
>> real
>> name and a email that used my real name, which unfortunelty I can't
>> reveal
>> what it was becouse of certain issue's that I had with trolls of that
>> time.
>>
>> So don't even ask again.
>

> That just proves you're a lair. Just as we already knew.
>
> -sw

Believe what you want. I already admitted I can't prove it, so I won't even
try. Nagging me like a woman won't make me reveal my previous user-name.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in

news:LIidneYSMvBaBzDM...@supernews.com:

>
> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
> news:1pg3lu1u...@sqwertz.com...
>> On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>
>>> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> You used to post as "Jenny Squire", but that was well after 1995.
>>
>> Show us some of your posts between 1995 and 2000. That is, unless
>> you're lying. Which you most certainly are. Again.
>>
>> -sw
>
> I'm NOT leing, but I can't prove it

Typical lie.

> becouse during that time I used my
> real name and a email that used my real name, which unfortunelty I
> can't reveal what it was becouse of certain issue's that I had with
> trolls of that time.

So people were laughing at you then too. Thought as much. Don't worry,
you can tell us because we probably weren't laughing as hard.

> So don't even ask again.

Request DENIED, liar.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.fucknozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.

"Ed Wollmann is a man of substance! Unfortunately, that substance is
shit." - Mr. Doobie just before having to apologize to shit worldwide.

[Lamey]

In article <c5OdnR48f5UUoTPM...@supernews.com>,
jerr...@hotmail.com says...



> like a woman
>



--


GIT-R-DONE !

[Lamey]

In article <XnsA1D5A6F3B4D45s...@208.90.168.18>,
cu...@petitmorte.net says...

>
>"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>news:LIidneYSMvBaBzDM...@supernews.com:
>
>>
>> "Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
>> news:1pg3lu1u...@sqwertz.com...
>>> On Sun, 2 Jun 2013 02:13:52 -0600, Jerry Sauk wrote:
>>>
>>>> I'VE BEEN ON USENET SINCE 1995!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> You used to post as "Jenny Squire", but that was well after 1995.
>>>
>>> Show us some of your posts between 1995 and 2000. That is, unless
>>> you're lying. Which you most certainly are. Again.
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>> I'm NOT leing, but I can't prove it
>
>Typical lie.

But what about le?

>
>> becouse during that time I used my
>> real name and a email that used my real name, which unfortunelty I
>> can't reveal what it was becouse of certain issue's that I had with
>> trolls of that time.
>
>So people were laughing at you then too. Thought as much. Don't worry,
>you can tell us because we probably weren't laughing as hard.
>
>> So don't even ask again.
>
>Request DENIED, liar.



--

GIT-R-DONE !

[Hans Klager]

On Tue, 4 Jun 2013 13:14:04 -0600, Jerry Sauk
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> Believe what you want. I already admitted I can't prove it, so I
> won't even try. Nagging me like a woman won't make me reveal my
> previous user-name.

You don't have a previous user-name, that's why you won't
reveal it. You are a lying sack of shit.

[Jerry's Other Sock]

In other words, you just admitted you're lying.

[jethro]

On 5/22/2013 7:19 AM, Ronald McDonald wrote:

> Rude, stupid, and obese. So you got in line behind Jerry's mom. What did
> you expect?
>
> At McDonald's restourants we are considering just having slow obese
> people like Jerry exit teh resourant and wait in one of the "please pull
> forward and wait" carryout parking spaces. Houwever at the present time
> none of our restourants have double wide pull forward spaces, so it will
> have to wait until the next majour redesign of our restourant layout.
>
> Ronald P McDonald

Hey Marty, what's up with all the trollin'?

http://www.kcbs.us/teams.php?page=1&alph=K&id=2307

http://www.kcbs.us/news.php?id=428

[jethro]

On 5/22/2013 7:38 AM, Ronald McDonald wrote:
> Sig Heil!
>
> Are you going to write this into the FAQ that you claim you have written
> that you refuse to publish that you don't actually have written which
> you will expect everyone to obey because you claim to be in charge of an
> unmoderated newsgroup?