Re: The Official alt.food.fast-food FAQ

[Jerry Sauk]

"Sqwertz" <swe...@cluemail.compost> wrote in message
news:1vac3o10...@sqwertz.com...
>I already published the FAQ many years ago. And I didn't have to take
> "personal time off" to do it. It took 15 minutes. Here is the only
> FAQ for AFF-F. We can go ahead and officially ratify it now.
>
> All in favor, say 'Aye'.
>
> Sqwertz says Aye!
>
> The Alt.Food.Fast-Food FAQ Version .8 (12/2010)
> Revised Version .9 5/2013
> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Why does alt.food.fast-food exist?
>
> Does fast food ground beef contain cow shit? How about the soda
> fountains?
>
> I hear that McDonalds uses 100% ground beef. Does that mean they
> use 100% of the cow including the lips, snout, ears, and
> sphincters?
>
> Will I get fat and die sooner if I eat fast food?
>
> How many have died as a direct result of eating fast food?
> Which fast food chain has killed the most customers?
>
> Why do so many people eat so much fast food? Is it addicting?
> What drugs are added to fast food that make it so addicting?
>
> What is the average timmays of fast food?
>
> What is a timmay?
>
> Who the fuck is Jerry Sauk? Isn't he just a brainless troll?
> [Insert Picture]
>
> What are the ingredients in the "Secret Souce"?
>
> Don't you assholes know how to spell, punctuate, or use proper
> grammar?
>
> I want to try a Taco Bell Colostomy Bag but my store doesn't have
> them on the menu. What's in them?
>
> Why can't I buy or drink beer/whisky/moonshine at fast food
> restaurants? They sell it in other countries.
>
> I got fired from my fast food job. What should I do next?
>
> I'm addicted to fast food. Where can I get help?
>
> They can't kick me out of Taco Bell, it's public property! What
> gives?
>
> How many is "many multiple" exactly?
>
> What is a typical fast food order at Taco Bell?
>
> What is fast-food and what is not?
>
> Is it possible to lose weight when regularly wolfing down $30/day
> in fast food?
>
> Do obese people require more calories per day than normal people?
>
> My brother Zino Kinder (Jesse Sauk) loaned me $100 to supposedly pay
> for a gym membership but I spent it all on fast food and gay porn.
> Does he have a right to be angry and be paid back?
>
> Why is fast food bacon only half a slice and paper thin?
>
> Why won't Steve send me nude pictures of himself having sex with 3
> women?
>
> Why won't Judge Judy answer any of my letters regarding my
> mis-treatment at fast food restaurants?

That's not a FAQ, it looks more like "Steve's book of myth's"

[Wiseguy]

"Jerry Sauk" <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:FLGdnWXv7vRIvxHM...@supernews.com:

An apostrophe is generally used to show possession.

The plural of myth is myths.

[Ronald McDonald]

What myths? He only listed questions. It's not "Answers to Frequently Asked
Questions", now is it?

Ronald P McDonald

[Geoff Miller]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> writes:

> I already published the FAQ many years ago. And I didn't have to take
> "personal time off" to do it. It took 15 minutes. Here is the only
> FAQ for AFF-F. We can go ahead and officially ratify it now.

> All in favor, say 'Aye'.

Aye!

Nice touch, crossposting to alt.tv.simpsons. Reminds me of Ye Olden
Daze, when I'd flame the shit out of somebody and set the followups to
either alt.cyberpunk.chatsubo or sci.agriculture.beekeeping.




Geoff

--
"Face it, Rick. The net is a Tribal Anarchy, and - by crossposting to
alt.peeves - you've wandered into Indian Territory. Don't expect to
leave without a few arrows porcupining your tush, souvenir of your
exciting safari." -- Curtis Yarvin

[Jerry Sauk]

"Ronald McDonald" <Ron...@McDonalds.com> wrote in message
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For example, burger king bacon is paper thin, and many more.

[Elmont P. Silbernisk]

[Geoff Miller]

Sqwertz <swe...@cluemail.compost> writes:

>c hatsubo? Huh. I went more mainline to try and sweeten the pot. The
> *.chatsubo groups have probably been beaten to death already.


You mean there's more than one?

I didn't even know what "chatsubo" meant, and figured most other
people didn't, either. Hell, I still don't.

That was the whole point: to cause followups to end up in some
uncharted corner of the Usenet universe, where no one of consequence
would ever see them.



Geoff

--
"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends over
and gets fucked by reality." -- Jim Goad