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Who Makes The Best Fast Food Onion Rings?
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KlausSchadenfreude
Aug 3, 2022, 7:42:51 PM8/3/22
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There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
are.
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/best-fast-food-onion-rings-ranked
The Best Fast Food Onion Rings, Ranked
10. Burger King: Onion Rings
Hard to ignore the fact that they’re soggy, unseasoned, and only
contain the tiniest slivers of onions beneath the layer of fried
batter.
9. White Castle: Onion Rings
Aggressively bland. Soft, oily and unsatisfying,
8. A&W: Onion Rings
If you’re a fan of the onion half of the phrase “onion ring,” boy do
you need to head to A&W ASAP. There’s not a ton of breading on these
bad boys, but there sure is a lot of onion.
7. Carl's Jr./Hardee's: Onion Rings
Crispy and well-constructed, with a little more breading than onion.
6. Cook Out: Onion Rings
This regional chain's onion rings are sizable and don’t overwhelm the
onion with breading.
5. Jack in the Box: Onion Rings
Panko-breaded onion rings. The panko does the lion’s share of the work
here, lending the ring an ultra-crispy bite that still packs plenty of
onion flavor.
4. Dairy Queen Grill & Chill: Onion Rings
Big onion rings are automatically delectable, and by fast food
standards, Dairy Queen's are substantial. They come with lots of
crumby breading, which makes a mess in the car and on the couch
3. Culver's: Onion Rings
Easily got the thinnest edible ovals with the least amount of
breading, as well.
2. Whataburger: Onion Rings
The not-too-salty crispy batter has a slight hint of garlic that adds
a touch of nuance, plus a batter-to-onion ratio allowing the root
vegetable to really shine.
1. Sonic Drive-In: Hand Made Onion Rings
They’re large and thick with maximum crisp, they sport a rock-solid
batter-to-onion ratio, and the onion stays firmly put in its fried
shell.
These are a shining example of onion rings done right. When a fast
food chain’s onion rings could easily pass for a full-service
restaurant’s, you know you’ve struck deep-fried gold. Sonic might as
well string a ribbon through a big one and wear it as a medal.
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When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?
:JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
:JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
:JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
:JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
:JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
:JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.
onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
chance.
Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
are.
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/best-fast-food-onion-rings-ranked
The Best Fast Food Onion Rings, Ranked
10. Burger King: Onion Rings
Hard to ignore the fact that they’re soggy, unseasoned, and only
contain the tiniest slivers of onions beneath the layer of fried
batter.
9. White Castle: Onion Rings
Aggressively bland. Soft, oily and unsatisfying,
8. A&W: Onion Rings
If you’re a fan of the onion half of the phrase “onion ring,” boy do
you need to head to A&W ASAP. There’s not a ton of breading on these
bad boys, but there sure is a lot of onion.
7. Carl's Jr./Hardee's: Onion Rings
Crispy and well-constructed, with a little more breading than onion.
6. Cook Out: Onion Rings
This regional chain's onion rings are sizable and don’t overwhelm the
onion with breading.
5. Jack in the Box: Onion Rings
Panko-breaded onion rings. The panko does the lion’s share of the work
here, lending the ring an ultra-crispy bite that still packs plenty of
onion flavor.
4. Dairy Queen Grill & Chill: Onion Rings
Big onion rings are automatically delectable, and by fast food
standards, Dairy Queen's are substantial. They come with lots of
crumby breading, which makes a mess in the car and on the couch
3. Culver's: Onion Rings
Easily got the thinnest edible ovals with the least amount of
breading, as well.
2. Whataburger: Onion Rings
The not-too-salty crispy batter has a slight hint of garlic that adds
a touch of nuance, plus a batter-to-onion ratio allowing the root
vegetable to really shine.
1. Sonic Drive-In: Hand Made Onion Rings
They’re large and thick with maximum crisp, they sport a rock-solid
batter-to-onion ratio, and the onion stays firmly put in its fried
shell.
These are a shining example of onion rings done right. When a fast
food chain’s onion rings could easily pass for a full-service
restaurant’s, you know you’ve struck deep-fried gold. Sonic might as
well string a ribbon through a big one and wear it as a medal.
------------------------------------------
When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?
:JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
:JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
:JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
:JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
:JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
:JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.
KWills
Aug 4, 2022, 4:13:40 AM8/4/22
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On Wed, 03 Aug 2022 16:42:48 -0700, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote:
[...]
>Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
>are.
For those who like them, more power to them. Even before I went
on a Keto diet, I never cared for them. The flavor was never an issue.
But the "mouth feel" of onions is just... EW for me.
When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?
JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.
[Crickets]
<klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote:
[...]
>Here are the top ten onion rings, according to Thrillist, whoever they
>are.
on a Keto diet, I never cared for them. The flavor was never an issue.
But the "mouth feel" of onions is just... EW for me.
When will Jenny confess that he lied when he made this claim?
JENNY_LIE: Many week's [sic] ago, he [Kwills] personally
JENNY_LIE:emailed me after I refused his re-admission,
JENNY_LIE:and he admitted he was in teh [sic] wrong and
JENNY_LIE:that he is just a troll. He also suggested
JENNY_LIE:I killfile [sic] Klous [sic] as well, which prove's
JENNY_LIE: [sic] how much respect for the killfiling [sic] program.
Jerry Sauk
Sep 28, 2022, 2:26:06 PM9/28/22
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"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
> chance.
take a FULL BITE, you moron.
> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
> chance.
You do have all your teeth, don't you?
KlausSchadenfreude
Sep 28, 2022, 3:30:42 PM9/28/22
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KWills
Sep 29, 2022, 5:03:41 AM9/29/22
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matter?
It's no wonder why you are NOT the leader of any group.
--
If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
If Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody care!
Jerry Sauk
Sep 26, 2023, 2:32:09 PM9/26/23
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"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>message
>>news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>> chance.
>>
>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>
>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>
> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
> matter?
Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>message
>>news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>> chance.
>>
>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>
>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>
> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
> matter?
more specific about the taco bell taco.
Jerry Sauk
Sep 26, 2023, 2:32:10 PM9/26/23
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news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
KlausSchadenfreude
Sep 26, 2023, 7:09:34 PM9/26/23
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On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
food you can into your mouth before chewing and swallowing?
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message
>>>news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>
>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>
>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
Have you always been this brainless? Or do you actually shove all the
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message
>>>news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>
>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>
>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
food you can into your mouth before chewing and swallowing?
K Wills
Sep 27, 2023, 4:17:00 AM9/27/23
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On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
people here know?
[Crickets]
V xabj jung gur fvzcyrgba, Jenny/Jerry, zrnaf. V'z whfg cbvagvat bhg
uvf cebsbhaq yrneavat qvfnovyvgl.
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>
>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>
>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>
>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>
>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
people here know?
[Crickets]
V xabj jung gur fvzcyrgba, Jenny/Jerry, zrnaf. V'z whfg cbvagvat bhg
uvf cebsbhaq yrneavat qvfnovyvgl.
--
A small number of the documented lies of Jerry "Jenny" Sauk.
http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
K Wills
Sep 27, 2023, 4:18:01 AM9/27/23
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On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
much as we're able. That it is still to cerebral for you is
unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
again proved beyond any doubt.
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>
>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>> matter?
>
>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
>more specific about the taco bell taco.
What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>
>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>> chance.
>>>
>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>
>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>
>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>> matter?
>
>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to be
>more specific about the taco bell taco.
much as we're able. That it is still to cerebral for you is
unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
again proved beyond any doubt.
Jerry Sauk
Sep 27, 2023, 2:16:25 PM9/27/23
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"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
news:m7p7hih8ur3e36680...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>message
>>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>> chance.
>>>>
>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>
>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>>
>>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
>
> That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
> people here know?
What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>message
>>news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>> chance.
>>>>
>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>
>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>>
>>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
>
> That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
> people here know?
mouth when they eat. Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
it up again.
I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
many teeth.
Jerry Sauk
Sep 27, 2023, 2:16:25 PM9/27/23
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"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>> chance.
>>>>
>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>
>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>> matter?
>>
>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>be
>>more specific about the taco bell taco.
>
> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
> much as we're able.
Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>> chance.
>>>>
>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>
>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>
>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>> matter?
>>
>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>be
>>more specific about the taco bell taco.
>
> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
> much as we're able.
KlausSchadenfreude
Sep 27, 2023, 2:48:51 PM9/27/23
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:16:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
No, Klaus never said that, liar.
>Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
>it up again.
No, only pigs like yourself fill their mouths completely.
>I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
>many teeth.
No, you're just lying, like you always do.
>Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
>it up again.
>I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
>many teeth.
KlausSchadenfreude
Sep 27, 2023, 2:49:19 PM9/27/23
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
K Wills
Sep 28, 2023, 4:16:30 AM9/28/23
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
silence is impossible (to reply removes any chance of silence), your
lie fails. But, at least, you got to feed your NEED to lie once more.
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>news:78p7hi9ejqtssfdld...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>
>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>> matter?
>>>
>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>>be more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>
>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>
>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>news:78p7hi9ejqtssfdld...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>
>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>> matter?
>>>
>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>>be more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>
>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>>much as we're able. That it is still to cerebral for you is
>>unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
>> Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
>>again proved beyond any doubt.
>
>>unfortunate. But we can't do anything about it.
>> Oh wait. You DO understand. You simply NEED to lie. As you've
>>again proved beyond any doubt.
>
>Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
It is fortunate that we didn't do such. Since replying with
silence is impossible (to reply removes any chance of silence), your
lie fails. But, at least, you got to feed your NEED to lie once more.
K Wills
Sep 28, 2023, 4:16:47 AM9/28/23
to
--
Even a broken clock can be right twice a day.
K Wills
Sep 28, 2023, 4:17:25 AM9/28/23
to
On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:16:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
But you know this. You are simply feeding your NEED to lie.
> Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
>it up again.
>
Most people take a reasonable size bite of whatever they're
eating. It is possible you jam as much into your mouth as possible
before chewing and swallowing. But this is not the norm.
>I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
>many teeth.
You mean you're flat out lying.
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>news:m7p7hih8ur3e36680...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>
>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>>>
>>>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
>>
>> That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
>> people here know?
>
>
>What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
>mouth when they eat.
That is NOT what Klaus wrote. Not even close.
>
>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>news:m7p7hih8ur3e36680...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:26:44 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>message news:2689jhlbusop4e932...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for an
>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion drape
>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>
>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>
>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>
>>>> Unlike you, I'm not a pig, shoving food in my mouth until it's full.
>>>
>>>So you only PARTLY use your mouth?
>>
>> That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
>> people here know?
>
>
>What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
>mouth when they eat.
But you know this. You are simply feeding your NEED to lie.
> Most people fill it up, swallow everything, then fill
>it up again.
>
eating. It is possible you jam as much into your mouth as possible
before chewing and swallowing. But this is not the norm.
>I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing too
>many teeth.
Jerry Sauk
Oct 3, 2023, 2:22:35 PM10/3/23
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>>I'm assuming he's only using one side of his mouth, becouse he's missing
>>too
>>many teeth.
>
> No, you're just lying, like you always do.
Not lieing, I said ASSUMING. why are you so desparate to call me a liar you
>>too
>>many teeth.
>
> No, you're just lying, like you always do.
have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
KlausSchadenfreude
Oct 3, 2023, 2:59:24 PM10/3/23
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http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/
KWills
Oct 4, 2023, 4:22:31 AM10/4/23
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On Tue, 3 Oct 2023 13:20:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
>
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
>
>>>> That makes NO sense, Jenny. Care to write that in a language
>>>> people here know?
>>>
>>>What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
>>>mouth when they eat.
>>
>>No, Klaus never said that, liar.
>
>>>> people here know?
>>>
>>>What ca'nt you understaind about that? Klous said he only PARTLY uses his
>>>mouth when they eat.
>>
>>No, Klaus never said that, liar.
>
>Not lieing, I said ASSUMING. why are you so desparate to call me a liar you
>have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
>
As seen above, you state, "Klous [sic] said he only PARTLY uses
>have to MAKE UP lies for me to tell?
>
his..." But Klaus made no such claim. Ever.
You've been caught in ANOTHER of your near countless LIES. Please
get professional help for your lying.
Jerry Sauk
Nov 11, 2023, 11:11:24 AM11/11/23
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news:j8u8hihsgjp5oht25...@Rudy.Canoza.is.a.forging.cocksucking.dwarf.com...
Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
Taco.
Taco.
KlausSchadenfreude
Nov 11, 2023, 11:24:37 AM11/11/23
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Read the subject line. This is about onion rings. Try an THINK before
you post, Jenny.
you post, Jenny.
KWills
Nov 12, 2023, 7:11:45 AM11/12/23
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On Sat, 11 Nov 2023 10:08:45 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
attributions. Please.
>>>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>>>> matter?
>>>>>
>>>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>>>>be
>>>>>more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>>>
>>>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>>>> much as we're able.
>>>
>>>Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
>>>
>>
>> Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
>
>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
>Taco.
ibid.
--
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<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:j8u8hihsgjp5oht25...@Rudy.Canoza.is.a.forging.cocksucking.dwarf.com...
>> On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>>>news:78p7hi9ejqtssfdld...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>>>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for
>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion
>>>>>>>> drape
>>>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>>>
JENNY! Do something about the settings you messed up in regards to
>
>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:j8u8hihsgjp5oht25...@Rudy.Canoza.is.a.forging.cocksucking.dwarf.com...
>> On Wed, 27 Sep 2023 13:14:04 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>"K Wills" <f...@home.new> wrote in message
>>>news:78p7hi9ejqtssfdld...@4ax.com...
>>>> On Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:27:40 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"KWills" <a@b.c> wrote in message
>>>>>news:oqnajh1biuio0ustt...@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Wed, 28 Sep 2022 13:18:39 -0500, "Jerry Sauk"
>>>>>> <jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in
>>>>>>>message news:8s1meh9bkvcdg3smv...@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> There are times when a french fry just won't do, and that calls for
>>>>>>>> an
>>>>>>>> onion ring. The only thing I don't like is when you bite into it and
>>>>>>>> pull away, only to have a four inch sliver of searing hot onion
>>>>>>>> drape
>>>>>>>> down over your chin and burn the shit out of you. But I'll take that
>>>>>>>> chance.
>>>>>>>
attributions. Please.
>>>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>>>> matter?
>>>>>
>>>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you to
>>>>>be
>>>>>more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>>>
>>>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>>>> much as we're able.
>>>
>>>Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
>>>
>>
>> Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
>
>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
>Taco.
--
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Jerry Sauk
Feb 11, 2024, 5:45:05 AMFeb 11
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news:tkavkiplo8l55numo...@Rudy.Canoza.is.a.forging.cocksucking.dwarf.com...
Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
K Wills
Feb 11, 2024, 7:00:30 AMFeb 11
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2023 08:24:25 -0800
Why wait three months to PROVE you NEED to lie? I fail to see how this
benefits you. You will need to point it out.
[Crickets]
JENNY! RESTORE THE SETTINGS YOU SCREWED UP! PLEASE!
>>>>>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>>>>>> matter?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
>>>>>>>to be more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>>>>>> much as we're able.
>>>>>
>>>>>Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
>>>>
>>>> Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
>>>
>>>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco
>>>Bell
>>>Taco.
Ibid.
>>
>> Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
>
>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
>Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
Taco Bell isn't the subject of the thread. Please stay focused
rather than feeding your NEED to lie. Especially since Klaus and I
have both explained the matter to you. That we could not dumb it down
to the level you can understand is unfortunate, but there is nothing
more to be done.
[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
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http://jerrylies.byethost22.com/?i=2
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2023 08:24:25 -0800
Why wait three months to PROVE you NEED to lie? I fail to see how this
benefits you. You will need to point it out.
[Crickets]
>>>>>>>>>take a FULL BITE, you moron.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You do have all your teeth, don't you?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> It took you nearly two months to post your OPINION on this
>>>>>>>> matter?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Two months is NOTHING compared to how long we've been waiting for you
>>>>>>>to be more specific about the taco bell taco.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What about it, Jenny? Both Klaus and I have dumbed it down as
>>>>>> much as we're able.
>>>>>
>>>>>Replying with silence is not considered "dumbing down".
>>>>
>>>> Nobody has "replied with silence," you lying dork.
>>>
>>>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco
>>>Bell
>>>Taco.
>>
>> Read the subject line. This is about onion rings.
>
>Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific about the Taco Bell
>Taco. Make a new thread if you wish, but I'm still sitting here, waiting.
rather than feeding your NEED to lie. Especially since Klaus and I
have both explained the matter to you. That we could not dumb it down
to the level you can understand is unfortunate, but there is nothing
more to be done.
[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]
--
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KlausSchadenfreude
Feb 11, 2024, 7:44:01 AMFeb 11
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On Sun, 11 Feb 2024 04:42:59 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[ ] Provide the Message ID proving your claim
[x] You are lying, as usual
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
[x] I'm not paying much attention to your lame, months old responses
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[ ] Provide the Message ID proving your claim
[x] You are lying, as usual
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
[x] I'm not paying much attention to your lame, months old responses
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
Jerry Sauk
Feb 13, 2024, 3:12:15 AMFeb 13
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> [x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitu
> ======= END STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE ==========
And Yet I'm Still sitting here, waiting for you to be more specific
Jerry Sauk
Feb 13, 2024, 3:12:16 AMFeb 13
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"K Wills" <kw...@kw.kw> wrote in message
news:gmdhsitrme600s4jc...@4ax.com...
Rings, kwills.
K Wills
Feb 13, 2024, 5:06:28 AMFeb 13
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On Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:48:19 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
It's already been addressed by both me and Klaus. Your satiating
your NEED to lie will not change this.
Care to explain why you are lying about this, or would that
require a level of honesty you cannot reach? Time will tell.
your NEED to lie will not change this.
Care to explain why you are lying about this, or would that
require a level of honesty you cannot reach? Time will tell.
KlausSchadenfreude
Feb 13, 2024, 6:39:13 AMFeb 13
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====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
====== BEGIN STANDARD JENNY RESPONSE =========
[ ] Provide the Message ID proving your claim
[ ] You are lying, as usual
[x] This has already been explained to you ad infinitum
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
[ ] I'm not paying much attention to your lame, months old responses
[ ] Repeat your statement using standard, American English, please
[ ] Yes, it *is* private property
[ ] Yes, McDonald's says salt and pepper *are* ingredients
[ ] You have zero authority anywhere on Usenet
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