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Not What The Dear Abby Of Yesteryear Would Have Said

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KlausSchadenfreude

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Feb 18, 2024, 6:39:47 AMFeb 18
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DEAR ABBY: I have a close relationship with my grandchildren and their
parents. My 12-year-old grandson eats nothing except fast food and
refuses everything else. His parents allow it and even have food
delivered for him. His 8-year-old sister watches closely and is
starting to head in the same direction. What they do at home is one
thing, but it’s a problem for me when they visit, especially for three
or four days. Help! — FRUSTRATED COOK

DEAR COOK: Have the child’s parents considered that their son may have
an eating disorder? If they haven’t, it may be time for them to
discuss his eating habits with his pediatrician. Although some
children may be spoiled and catered to, others may need medical or
psychological intervention. Because this presents a problem for you
when your grandchildren visit, rather than waste the food they refuse
to eat, have their parents send their food with them.

Dear Abby, have the child's parents considered that the kid is a
spoiled brat and not be given any fast food for a month? "Eating
disorder" my aching ass. Grow some balls, be parents, and tell the
little fuck that he's not getting ANYTHING to eat except wholesome,
healthy, home-cooked food. If he refuses, make a big fast food order
and EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

K Wills

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Feb 18, 2024, 10:33:33 AMFeb 18
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On Sun, 18 Feb 2024 03:39:41 -0800, KlausSchadenfreude
<klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote:

>DEAR ABBY: I have a close relationship with my grandchildren and their
>parents. My 12-year-old grandson eats nothing except fast food and
>refuses everything else. His parents allow it and even have food
>delivered for him. His 8-year-old sister watches closely and is
>starting to head in the same direction. What they do at home is one
>thing, but it’s a problem for me when they visit, especially for three
>or four days. Help! — FRUSTRATED COOK
>
>DEAR COOK: Have the child’s parents considered that their son may have
>an eating disorder? If they haven’t, it may be time for them to
>discuss his eating habits with his pediatrician. Although some
>children may be spoiled and catered to, others may need medical or
>psychological intervention. Because this presents a problem for you
>when your grandchildren visit, rather than waste the food they refuse
>to eat, have their parents send their food with them.
>
>Dear Abby, have the child's parents considered that the kid is a
>spoiled brat and not be given any fast food for a month? "Eating
>disorder" my aching ass.

It is *possible* the son has developed an eating disorder due to
the parents refusing to parent. If this is the case, correcting the
behavior will be pretty easy.

>Grow some balls, be parents, and tell the
>little fuck that he's not getting ANYTHING to eat except wholesome,
>healthy, home-cooked food. If he refuses, make a big fast food order
>and EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

What's the point of eating fast food in front of the kid while he
goes hungry? Seems excessive to me.
The rule here has always been, you'll eat what's put in front of
you, or you'll go hungry.

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Jerry Sauk

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Feb 18, 2024, 9:23:05 PMFeb 18
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"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> DEAR ABBY: I have a close relationship with my grandchildren and their
> parents. My 12-year-old grandson eats nothing except fast food and
> refuses everything else. His parents allow it and even have food
> delivered for him. His 8-year-old sister watches closely and is
> starting to head in the same direction. What they do at home is one
> thing, but it's a problem for me when they visit, especially for three
> or four days. Help! - FRUSTRATED COOK
>
> DEAR COOK: Have the child's parents considered that their son may have
> an eating disorder? If they haven't, it may be time for them to
> discuss his eating habits with his pediatrician. Although some
> children may be spoiled and catered to, others may need medical or
> psychological intervention. Because this presents a problem for you
> when your grandchildren visit, rather than waste the food they refuse
> to eat, have their parents send their food with them.
>
> Dear Abby, have the child's parents considered that the kid is a
> spoiled brat and not be given any fast food for a month? "Eating
> disorder" my aching ass. Grow some balls, be parents, and tell the
> little fuck that he's not getting ANYTHING to eat except wholesome,
> healthy, home-cooked food. If he refuses, make a big fast food order
> and EAT IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

Seems very fake to me. First of all, Abby croaked LOOOONG before Door
Dash was invented. Second, how would granma know what's going on at her
grandson's house if she wasn't there.

Third of all, maybe the kid won't eat at grandma's house, gee maybe becouse
grandma is a rotten cook? If I was abbey, that would've been the FIRST
point I would've maid.


K Wills

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Feb 19, 2024, 3:23:39 AMFeb 19
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Um, that was Klaus' commentary. But you know this, since that
part begins with "Dear Abby." As you KNOW, Abby wouldn't address
herself in such a manner. You're just lying.

>Second, how would granma know what's going on at her
>grandson's house if she wasn't there.

The grand kids can report what happens. As can the parents.
But you know this.

>
>Third of all, maybe the kid won't eat at grandma's house, gee maybe becouse
>grandma is a rotten cook?

If the issue was occurring solely at Grandma's, such a claim
could be made and supported. What we have available shows it happens
when the kids are with the parents as well.

>If I was abbey,

What is "abbey?"

>that would've been the FIRST
>point I would've maid.

What does a cleaning woman have to do with anything?

[Cue avoidance from Jenny.]

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KlausSchadenfreude

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Feb 19, 2024, 6:18:03 AMFeb 19
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On Sun, 18 Feb 2024 20:21:06 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
"Dear Abby" is a pen name, you stupid git.

>Second, how would granma know what's going on at her
>grandson's house if she wasn't there.

Maybe they have a normal family and they talk to each other.

>
>Third of all, maybe the kid won't eat at grandma's house, gee maybe becouse
>grandma is a rotten cook? If I was abbey, that would've been the FIRST
>point I would've maid.

Maybe you could write a column and call it "Dear Jenny"

KlausSchadenfreude

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Feb 19, 2024, 6:31:06 AMFeb 19
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Well, remember, Jenny claims that Judge Judy has sent people to jail,
so he's not aware that "Dear Abby" is simply a pen name for several
people, one of which is currently writing the column.

Actually, more likely he *is* aware, and he's just satisfying his need
to lie.

Jerry Sauk

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Feb 20, 2024, 2:26:21 PMFeb 20
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"KlausSchadenfreude" <klaus.schade...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Yes I am aware of that, and according to wikipedia that person that used the
pen name DIED in 2013.

Why are you reading a woman's newspaper column anyway? Real men don't need
the sort of gossip of other people's problems.


Jerry Sauk

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Feb 20, 2024, 2:26:22 PMFeb 20
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"K Wills" <kw...@kw.kw> wrote in message
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ONLY THE LAST PARAGRAPH WAS KLOUS'S PERSONAL COMMENTARY, DUMABSAS.


KlausSchadenfreude

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Feb 20, 2024, 3:17:57 PMFeb 20
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 13:21:56 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
Pen names don't die, Jenny.

>Why are you reading a woman's newspaper column anyway? Real men don't need
>the sort of gossip of other people's problems.
>

It was not in a woman's newspaper, Jenny.

K Wills

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Feb 20, 2024, 6:54:08 PMFeb 20
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Originated by Pauline Phillips. Currently, Dear Abby (Abigail Van
Buren) is written by her daughter, Jeanne Phillips.
Some trivia: Jeanne owns 100% of the legal rights for the name
Abigail Van Buren.

>>Second, how would granma know what's going on at her
>>grandson's house if she wasn't there.
>
>Maybe they have a normal family and they talk to each other.
>

Jenny can't conceive of such a thing.

>>Third of all, maybe the kid won't eat at grandma's house, gee maybe becouse
>>grandma is a rotten cook? If I was abbey, that would've been the FIRST
>>point I would've maid.
>
>Maybe you could write a column and call it "Dear Jenny"

Every answer would be, "Buy me fast food!"

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K Wills

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Feb 20, 2024, 6:54:38 PMFeb 20
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He was simply lying when he claimed that. Especially since a few
people pointed out the reality.

>so he's not aware that "Dear Abby" is simply a pen name for several
>people, one of which is currently writing the column.
>

Only two, actually. But Jeanne is the current Dear Abby author.

>Actually, more likely he *is* aware, and he's just satisfying his need
>to lie.

More probable than not. Certainly if he makes the claim after
this, it will be a lie.

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K Wills

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Feb 21, 2024, 4:33:22 AMFeb 21
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 13:19:05 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
<jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:



Post edits restored to the original context.
Jenny?


>>>Second, how would granma know what's going on at her
>>>grandson's house if she wasn't there.
>>
>> The grand kids can report what happens. As can the parents.
>> But you know this.
>>


Jenny?


>>>Third of all, maybe the kid won't eat at grandma's house, gee maybe becouse
>>>grandma is a rotten cook?
>>
>> If the issue was occurring solely at Grandma's, such a claim
>>could be made and supported. What we have available shows it happens
>>when the kids are with the parents as well.
>>


Jenny?


>>>If I was abbey,
>>
>> What is "abbey?"
>>


Jenny?


>>>that would've been the FIRST
>>>point I would've maid.
>>
>> What does a cleaning woman have to do with anything?
>
>ONLY THE LAST PARAGRAPH WAS KLOUS'S

Who is KLOUS?

>PERSONAL COMMENTARY, DUMABSAS.

I commented about your claim regarding a maid (cleaning woman).
Outside of your NEED to lie, you are not this fictional Klous person
you often write about.

K Wills

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Feb 21, 2024, 4:36:38 AMFeb 21
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On Tue, 20 Feb 2024 13:21:56 -0600, "Jerry Sauk"
And her daughter took over the pen name. But you know this.

>Why are you reading a woman's newspaper column anyway?

What makes you think it came from a woman's newspaper?

>Real men don't need
>the sort of gossip of other people's problems.

How would you know? You're emotionally stunted at around age
five. If your posts are an accurate indication.

K Wills

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Feb 21, 2024, 4:36:57 AMFeb 21
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Her daughter took over the name and continued writing the column.
Since Jenny slipped and admitted he read the Wiki entry, he already
knows this. But he MUST lie.

>>Why are you reading a woman's newspaper column anyway? Real men don't need
>>the sort of gossip of other people's problems.
>
>It was not in a woman's newspaper, Jenny.

I wonder if Jenny will be able to understand his error. Probably
not. But even if he did, he would lie about it.
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