Jerry Sauk <
jerr...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> This post is to announce that I have made the decision to DELAY the
> posting of the FAQ for one week, for two reasons.
>
> 1.) To punish the group for cross-posting to alt.usenet. kooks,
> which has created a ENORMOUS volume of unwanted traffic in
> alt.fast.food. I simply don't have time to sort through all that
> crap.
Possible translations:
1. Jerry is too busy trying to get up the stairs from his mom's basement.
2. He thinks he is punishing us by giving us yet another reason to laugh at
him.
>
> 2.) and Second, the more practical reason, to allow all the kooks
> traffic to die out and blow over before we begin teh FAQ
> discussion's. fast-food has NOTHING to do with usenet kooks, and
> thier presents is NOT welcome here in our discussions.
In other words, (pick one or more):
1. This just guarantees that nobody is going to go away.
2. He has no idea what to do with an FAQ.
3. He apparently thinks the kook group brings presents.
>
> 3.) If nessecary, the FAQ will CONTINUED to be delayed, as long as
> there is unwanted kooks traffic.
Obvious translations:
1. Jerry lied about any intention to do an FAQ or set of rules, and is using
this as an excuse to pretend he is honest. But he's still a big fat liar.
2. Jerry simply cannot handle the idea of a task, such as writing an FAQ. He
is far too lazy, too dumb, and too dishonest to be trusted with such a task
anyway.
3. Since Jerry is a kook and nobody wants him, he is just trying to create a
situation where he NEVER has to live up to his promise. His very presence
means there will always be "unwanted kooks traffic".
>
> 4.) Fourth, concering Robert, since we are no longer discussing the
> FAW this weekend, he will continued to be kill-filed for at least one
> more week.
Translations:
1. Jerry thinks that Robert is a willing scapegoat.
2. Jerry has DSFB Syndrome.
3. Jerry doesn't know that Robert is still here.
4. Jerry hopes the group, including Robert, will discuss the FAQ without him
so he doesn't have to risk thinking about it. To that end, Jerry intends to
kill everyone in hopes that when he clears his killfile, there will
magically appear a finished FAQ, which he will then reject.
Other translations?
Ronald P McDonald