BREAKING NEWS -- Moon Made of Mozzarella Cheese

[Good Gawd!]

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Boy, those NASA "scientists" apparently will do almost anything
to keep their plushy jobs.
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The latest is their revelation that the moon apparently has lots
of water.
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Amazingly, they have said so even though NONE OF THEM
has actually seen the water, let alone tasted it to make sure it's
water abd not battery acid.
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Yet these space "experts" have informed us they have discovered
at least 25 gallons within the plumes of the impact of two of their
spacecraft that intentionally slammed into a lunar crater last month.
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The 5,592 miles-per-hour impact carved out a hole 65 by 98 feet wide.
and kicked up the water in the form of ice and vapor identified by
a follow-up spacecraft, according to NASA "experts".
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The presence of water on the moon reportedly was the result of
an analysis of the slight shifts in color after the impact, showing
telltale signs of water molecules that had absorbed specific wave
lengths of light.
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“Indeed, yes, we found water. And we didn’t find just a little bit.
We found a significant amount,” said Anthony Colaprete, the principal
investigator for Nasa’s Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing
Satellite, holding up a white water bucket for emphasis.
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Colaprete and other NASA "scientists" called the discovery of water
on the moon a thrilling discovery that has sent a ripple of hope for
a future astronaut outpost in a place that always seemed barren and
inhospitable.
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Some space policy experts claim the discovery of H2O makes the
moon attractive for exploration again because an abundance of water
would make it easier to set up a base camp for astronauts, supplying
drinking water and a key ingredient for rocket fuel. More
importantly, such a project would also keep their paychecks coming.
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Scientists also hope that the water, in the form of ice accumulated
over billions of years, holds a record of the solar system’s history,
which is another bit of NASA nonsense..
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“It’s very exciting, it is painting a new image of the moon,” said
Gregory Deloy, from the University of California, hailing it as “an
extraordinary discovery.”
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“We’re unlocking the mysteries of our nearest neighbor and, by
extension, the solar system,” said Michael Wargo, chief lunar
scientist at NASA headquarters in Washington who hopes this
"discovery" of water silences the critics who say spending more
billions on anything to do with the moon is an absolute waste
of money (Editorial comment: I agree.).
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According to NASA, only 12 men, all Americans, have ever walked
on the moon, and the last to set foot there were in 1972, at the end
of the Apollo missions. Critics say only 10 astronauts ever walked
on the moon because the July 1969 landing -- the first -- was a fake.
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Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who made that "historic" Apollo 11
moonwalk with Neil Armstrong that still smells of deceit, deception,
collusion and conspiracy, was pleased to hear of the "discovery"
of water but still believes the US should focus on colonizing Mars.
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Here, once again, is rare video footage of man first stepping
on the moon in 1969.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_GzwzaJuwY
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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