ANOTHER ASSAULT ON A POOP CHUTE AT PENN STATE

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HAPPY VALLEY, Pa (Rueters) --
Another sore assh*le has surfaced
at Penn State University.
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One Ed Conrad has come forward
to reveal that he was screwed 379
times by Nittany Lyin' professors back
in the early 80's while seeking their
assistance with his mind-boggling
discovery of petrified human bones
between coal veins.
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Conrad said the molesters were
pseudo-scientists in the Departments
of Physical Anthropology and Paleon-
tology -- and sadly revealed that his
evil molesters didn't have the common
decency to use Vaseline.
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"In fact, I well remember the agony
when one of them stuffed a 5-cent Coke
bottle you know where," Conrad told
The Patriot News.
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"Thank goodness they didn't use
one of those taller 8-cent Pepsi bottles
or I'll bet I wouldn't have been able
to sit down for the rest of my life."
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Conrad then provided living proof
-- an X-ray -- of the Coke bottle incident
which he said he plans to use to sway
the jurors in the near-billion dollar civil
suit he is about to launch.
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If you'd like to view one of the most
disgusting photos ever, please do so
but first make sure the kiddies are in
bed or ouside shoveling snow.
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http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a114_rectal.jpg
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CLICK HERE for more about Ed
Conrad's remarkable discoveries
and the reason the totally dishonest
vermin have long been squirmin'.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
http://www.edconrad.org
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ANTHROPOLOGY ASSOCIATIONS
THAT OWE ED CONRAD AN APOLOGY
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American Anthropological Association
American Association of Physical Anthropologists
American Board of Forensic Anthropology
American Society of Primatologists
American Academy of Forensic Sciences
The British Academy
Institute of Human Origins
The Leakey Foundation
Palaeoanthropology Society
University Departments (Brainwashing101)
Department of Anthropology, University of Arizona
School of Human Evolution & Social Change (formerly Department of
Anthropology) Arizona State University
Anthropology at Berkeley, University of California, Berkeley
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Los Angeles
Anthropology at UCSD, University of California, San Diego
Department of Anthropology, University of California, Santa Barbara)
Smithsonian Institution
Department of Anthropology, University of Chicago
Department of Anthropology, Columbia University
Department of Anthropology, Cornell University
Ph.D. Program in Anthropology, CUNY
Department of Biological Anthropology and Anatomy, Duke University
Department of Anthropology, University of Florida
Department of Anthropology, Harvard University
Anthropology @ UIUC, University of Illinois
Anthropology Department, Indiana University
Department of Anthropology, Johns Hopkins University
Department of Anthropology, University of Michigan
Department of Anthropology, New York University
Department of Anthropology, Univ. of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
Anthropology: at the University of Pennsylvania
Department of Anthropology, University of Pittsburgh
Department of Anthropology, Princeton University
Center for Human Evolutionary Studies (Rutgers University)
Department of Anthropological Sciences, Stanford Unversity
Department of Anthropology, University of Texas
Department of Anthropology, University of Virginia
Department of Anthropology, University of Washington
Department of Anthropology, University of Wisconsin, Madison
Smithsonian Institution
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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Archaeological Institute of America
Association for Feminist Anthropology
Association of Black Anthropologists
Association of Latina and Latino Anthropologists
Human Biology Association
Paleoanthropology Society
Society for American Archaeology
Society for Historical Archaeology
Society for Archaeological Sciences
Society for Applied Anthropology
Society for Economic Anthropology
Society for Ethnomusicology
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UNITED STATES (REGIONAL)
Northeastern Anthropological Association
Eastern States Archaeological Federation
Council for Northeast Historical Archaeology
Archaeological Society of Connecticut
Maine Archaeological Society
Massachusetts Archaeological Society
New Hampshire Archeological Society
New York State Archaeological Association
Vermont Archaeological Society
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INTERNATIONAL ANTHROPOLOGY ORGANIZATIONS
International Union of Anthropological and Ethnological Sciences
Canadian Sociology and Anthropology Association
Societe canadienne de sociologie et d'anthropologie
Canadian Archaeological Association
Canadian Anthropology Society
Royal Anthropological Institute (UK)
Association of Social Anthropologists of U.K. and the Commonwealth
European Association of Social Anthropologists
Association of Social Anthropologists of Aoteaora / NewZealand
Council for British Archaeology
Society for Industrial Archaeology
Society of Africanist Archaeologists
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talk.origins sci.anthropology sci.anthropology.paleo
sci.archaeology sci.archaeology.mesoamerican
sci.bio.evolution sci.paleontology.evolution Stephen
Hawking Richard Dawkins Paul PZ Myers David Pilbeam
Roger Cuffey Richard Eckhardt David Iain Greig
Andrew MacRae T. Dale Stewart and a cast of 1000's.
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This URL doesn't mean diddly.
http://www.edconrad.com/wellread.html
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See, I warned you but you just wouldn't listen.