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abzorba
Jan 17, 2012, 4:07:30 AM1/17/12
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On TV last night. Segment detailing that Australia has a very low
organ donation rate. Jock shock Derryn Hinch comes on and talks up
organ donation. He would be dead 'cepting he just had a liver
transplant after drinking bathtubs of booze all his life. Yeah, to me
it was like Osama Bin Laden had come on and said that he was only able
to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
"Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
dog".
Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
Myles (Cum agin?) Paulsen
organ donation rate. Jock shock Derryn Hinch comes on and talks up
organ donation. He would be dead 'cepting he just had a liver
transplant after drinking bathtubs of booze all his life. Yeah, to me
it was like Osama Bin Laden had come on and said that he was only able
to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
"Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
dog".
Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
Myles (Cum agin?) Paulsen
Zerkon
Jan 17, 2012, 8:47:23 AM1/17/12
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In article <8972dca7-b4d6-4486-a05a-74774e9cd88f@
3g2000pbg.googlegroups.com>, myle...@yahoo.com.au says...
Interesting. I mean ... you wanting your Brain to spend nights with
Jackie Weaver and all. Do you do your best thinking then?
Lets see, if you donate your brain, meaning you donate your conscious
self, and by off chance you'd have sexual intercourse with Jackie Weaver
at night, you might have to think, "My god, I am screwing her with his
penis!" OTOH, if you donate your penis which after all does have a mind
of its own, he would be thinking, "Hey, who is this fucker!!??" What she
might be thinking I could not say but whatever it is -- hilarity ensues.
3g2000pbg.googlegroups.com>, myle...@yahoo.com.au says...
Jackie Weaver and all. Do you do your best thinking then?
Lets see, if you donate your brain, meaning you donate your conscious
self, and by off chance you'd have sexual intercourse with Jackie Weaver
at night, you might have to think, "My god, I am screwing her with his
penis!" OTOH, if you donate your penis which after all does have a mind
of its own, he would be thinking, "Hey, who is this fucker!!??" What she
might be thinking I could not say but whatever it is -- hilarity ensues.
Duggy
Jan 17, 2012, 10:30:49 AM1/17/12
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On Jan 17, 7:07 pm, abzorba <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
Hinch and Weaver divorced in 1998, genius.
> Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
===
= DUG.
===
tony cooper
Jan 17, 2012, 10:59:05 AM1/17/12
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On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:07:30 -0800 (PST), abzorba
<myle...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
>coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
Well, that takes care of your two smallest body parts. What about the
<myle...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
>coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
rest of you?
--
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida
Peter Moylan
Jan 17, 2012, 6:42:26 PM1/17/12
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--
Peter Moylan, Newcastle, NSW, Australia. http://www.pmoylan.org
For an e-mail address, see my web page.
abzorba
Jan 18, 2012, 7:34:33 PM1/18/12
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On Jan 18, 2:59 am, tony cooper <tony.cooper...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:07:30 -0800 (PST), abzorba
>
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:07:30 -0800 (PST), abzorba
>
> <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> >coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
> Well, that takes care of your two smallest body parts. What about the
> rest of you?
>
I read recently that if you ran naked into a brick wall with an
> >Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> >coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
> Well, that takes care of your two smallest body parts. What about the
> rest of you?
>
erection, you'd bruise your navel.
Myles (which would probably be a good thing...) Paulsen
abzorba
Jan 18, 2012, 7:37:53 PM1/18/12
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On Jan 17, 8:07 pm, abzorba <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
<Snip>
WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
Myles (hope Rover enjoys a wine-flavoured liver treat...) Paulsen
<Snip>
> to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
> marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
> my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
> "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
> dog".
Hold on a bleeding sec doc, and get away with those secateurs. I said
> marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
> my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
> "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
> dog".
WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
Myles (hope Rover enjoys a wine-flavoured liver treat...) Paulsen
abzorba
Jan 18, 2012, 7:40:41 PM1/18/12
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On Jan 19, 11:37 am, abzorba <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> On Jan 17, 8:07 pm, abzorba <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> <Snip>
>
> > to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
> > marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
> > my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
> > "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
> > dog".
>
> Hold on a bleeding sec doc, and get away with those secateurs. I said
> WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
>
Back away with that pillow, Doc. I mean when I'm dead FROM NATURAL
> On Jan 17, 8:07 pm, abzorba <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>
> <Snip>
>
> > to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
> > marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
> > my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
> > "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
> > dog".
>
> Hold on a bleeding sec doc, and get away with those secateurs. I said
> WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
>
CAUSES. And send that pillow back to palliative care, where it
belongs.
Myles (I no hospitals are cash-strapped, but pillows? For euthenasia?
Didn't that go out years ago?) Paulsen
Alan J Rosenthal
Jan 18, 2012, 9:38:05 PM1/18/12
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abzorba <myle...@yahoo.com.au> writes:
>I read recently that if you ran naked into a brick wall with an
>erection, you'd bruise your navel.
I think this is vacuously true. Brick walls can't get erections.
>I read recently that if you ran naked into a brick wall with an
>erection, you'd bruise your navel.
-- aj "although in a different sense of the word, a brick wall can be
part of an erection" r
David DeLaney
Jan 19, 2012, 9:34:37 AM1/19/12
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with different spacings!
'When _I_ use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful
tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean--neither more nor less.'
'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you CAN make words mean
so many different things.'
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master--
that's all.'
Dave "translated from the original aseioniezi" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from d...@vic.com "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.
Lon
Jan 19, 2012, 7:42:36 PM1/19/12
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On 1/18/2012 17:40, abzorba wrote:
> On Jan 19, 11:37 am, abzorba<myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> On Jan 17, 8:07 pm, abzorba<myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>> <Snip>
>>
>>> to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
>>> marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
>>> my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
>>> "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
>>> dog".
>>
>> Hold on a bleeding sec doc, and get away with those secateurs. I said
>> WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
>>
> Back away with that pillow, Doc. I mean when I'm dead FROM NATURAL
> CAUSES. And send that pillow back to palliative care, where it
> belongs.
Question for the moderators: Would a 100% natural fiber pillow stuffed
> On Jan 19, 11:37 am, abzorba<myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>> On Jan 17, 8:07 pm, abzorba<myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
>>
>> <Snip>
>>
>>> to carry on the good work coz he had an organ transplant. How feckin
>>> marvelous! I can tell you, if I was on my death bed, and was told that
>>> my liver was going to Derryn (Shame File) Hinch, I would have said
>>> "Please take it and put it in the food bowl of the nearest guide
>>> dog".
>>
>> Hold on a bleeding sec doc, and get away with those secateurs. I said
>> WHEN I'd dead, NOT right now!!
>>
> Back away with that pillow, Doc. I mean when I'm dead FROM NATURAL
> CAUSES. And send that pillow back to palliative care, where it
> belongs.
with genuine goose down, be considered natural for purposes of causation?
art...@yahoo.com
Jan 22, 2012, 8:05:12 PM1/22/12
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On Jan 17, 10:59 am, tony cooper <tony.cooper...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:07:30 -0800 (PST), abzorba
>
> On Tue, 17 Jan 2012 01:07:30 -0800 (PST), abzorba
>
> <myles...@yahoo.com.au> wrote:
> >Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> >coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
> Well, that takes care of your two smallest body parts. What about the
> rest of you?
"My brain is my second favorite organ" Woody Allen, Sleepers
> >Only organ I would donate to Hinch would be my brain. And that only
> >coz I would be spending nites with Jackie Weaver.
>
> Well, that takes care of your two smallest body parts. What about the
> rest of you?
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