Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
Mike and Joy Hardie
Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
I heard this one in 1977 when I was in High School. The claim was
that "someone" read it in the newspaper. The article could never be
found, but "gave her name, the High School, and the number of guys at
the party." We did the math and determined that each player would have
to "contribute" about 6-8 ounces. -- And that assumed that NONE was
digested in the almost 24 hours from the party to the "incident".
My wife heard this one when she was in High School (maybe in 1989),
but the incident was with Rod Stewart dropping over at a concert.
(Replace cheerleader with "Rod", change footbal player to male
groupies, etc.) My wife claims she "knows it is true" because she
heard it on a Chicago radio station.
{BTW, read the FAQ - couldn't find it.}
Mike
Bo Bradham
>Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
>Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
>like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
>party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
>
It's best to use some sort of search facility when you're trying
to look something up in the faq. The secret is in choosing the
right keywords. I grepped on "semen" and found:
F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped
free of semen.
THe cheerleader variant has, I think, been around some too. The
1.5 - 2 gallons part is new to me (and preposterous). In the versions I
heard (going back as far as the early '70's) it was always
"enough to fill a coke bottle." Always a coke bottle, never
Pepsi, 7-Up, or Dr Pepper.
Bo "the pause that refreshes" Bradham
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bha...@fas.harvard.edu
> >Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> >Football game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
> >like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach.
>
> The cheerleader variant has, I think, been around some too. The 1.5 -
> 2 gallons part is new to me (and preposterous). In the versions I heard
> (going back as far as the early '70's) it was always "enough to fill a
> coke bottle." Always a coke bottle, never Pepsi, 7-Up, or Dr Pepper.
The cheerleader story has to be one of the first ULs I encountered, and
I know my hearing of it dates back to 1972-74. At that time I was a
high school student and it was told to me as something that had "really
happened to a girl at this school a few years ago." However, there were
a couple of differences -- the girl wasn't a cheerleader and it was the
basketball team, not the football team. Oh yes, the story also took
place on the team bus.
What has always bothered me about this legend (whether it's told about a
cheerleader or a rock star) is all the semen is swallowed and its never
disposed of any other way. Even back in the days before safe sex and a
fella's use of condoms during this particular activity, spitting it out
onto a Kleenex was much more common than swallowing.
More implausible than the amount of semen pumped out of the girl's stomach
is that it got there in the first place.
Barbara "the first swallow of 'sproing!'" Hamel
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| traffic laws after stealing a car. - Drew Lawson
Kendall Coffman
Stewart. I read about it in a comic book about ULs.....:)
Andrew Rogers
>
> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
>
I heard it around 1971 or so when I was in college, only it
had supposedly happened to a cheerleader at one of the area
high schools. The story at the time was 1.5 - 2 cups, though -
a far more plausible amount than the 1.5 - 2 gallons in the
version you report.
Andrew
Ian Munro
[semen stomach story snipped]
: {BTW, read the FAQ - couldn't find it.}
BTW? Bite The Wax-tadpole? How odd. From the FAQ:
F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped free
of semen. [Said of Elton John, Rod Stewart, David Lee Roth, and
Marc Almond.]
I've never really understood what dangerous properties semen is supposed
to have that would make stomach pumping necessary; perhaps it's just the
thought of so much of it gathered together in one place that inspires awe.
Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
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Joe McNally
Hardie) wrote:
[spunky snippings]
>
> {BTW, read the FAQ - couldn't find it.}
From the FAQ:
"F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert,
stomach pumped free of semen. [Said of Elton John, Rod
Stewart, David Lee Roth, and Marc Almond.]"
Try cathouse.org... It's there somewhere.
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: Try cathouse.org... It's there somewhere.
Not any more it isn't. That is a *late* cathouse. The FAQ and the afu
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Linda Richards
> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
This story has made the rounds in Vancouver at various times as well. Of
course, the version I heard was a hockey player and a very ardent fan.
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Jennifer S. Mullen
imu...@scunix4.harvard.edu (Ian Munro) wrote:
>I've never really understood what dangerous properties semen is supposed
>to have that would make stomach pumping necessary; perhaps it's just the
>thought of so much of it gathered together in one place that inspires awe.
That's the part of the story that I always wonder about also. Barbara has
already pointed out that spitting is much more common than swallowing
(ObAFUNYCIV: unless the man/men in question were one of those that *makes*
the woman swallow). Having once been a twittering junior high schoolgirl (as
opposed to being a mullening university student), the impression I've
usually received is that only sluts would swallow, nice girls who are simply
doing What Their Boyfriends Want (TM) would spit the semen out. It's seen as
being dirtier and more wanton. So there is a dangerous quality in semen,
although it's less medical one and more of a reputation-minded quality.
I also have to wonder at the idea that people seem to think that the body
can't digest it.
--
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red...@psu.edu
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san...@telerama.lm.com
>Bo Bradham <fl...@jm.acs.Virginia.EDU> wrote:
>> Mike and Joy Hardie <jha...@wwnet.com> wrote:
>
>> >like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach.
>>
>> 2 gallons part is new to me (and preposterous). In the versions I heard
>> (going back as far as the early '70's) it was always "enough to fill a
>> coke bottle." Always a coke bottle, never Pepsi, 7-Up, or Dr Pepper.
>
less. Over the years I have heard this tale re-told many times (since
@1974) and in each telling that conspicuous measurement came up. To
the point where certain "bad girls" would find empty quart milk
containers in front of their lockers to taunt them. While the quart
is a smaller amount it is no less unlikely than a gallon let alone 2.
>What has always bothered me about this legend (whether it's told about a
>cheerleader or a rock star) is all the semen is swallowed and its never
>disposed of any other way. Even back in the days before safe sex and a
>fella's use of condoms during this particular activity, spitting it out
>onto a Kleenex was much more common than swallowing.
>
>More implausible than the amount of semen pumped out of the girl's stomach
>is that it got there in the first place.
But it is the meat of the matter. Aside from being the "evidence" of
the wrong doing, it is the benchmark of the perpetrator's
unwholesomeness (is that a word?) .
Only the really ______________* girls swallowed !
* insert the apropriate adjective from the following list based on
your moral fiber and/or you most recent dating history ....
Sleazy, ugly, skanky, Fun, interesting
>Barbara "the first swallow of 'sproing!'" Hamel
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> I've never really understood what dangerous properties semen is supposed
> to have that would make stomach pumping necessary;
It's way too fattening. Ingest it the wrong way and you balloon right out.
> Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
Of the Almond Brothers. You know, the guys who invented 'Almond Joy'.
Barbara "...to the world" Hamel
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Jennifer S. Mullen <red...@psu.edu> wrote:
>
>That's the part of the story that I always wonder about also. Barbara has
>already pointed out that spitting is much more common than swallowing
>(ObAFUNYCIV: unless the man/men in question were one of those that *makes*
>the woman swallow). Having once been a twittering junior high schoolgirl (as
>opposed to being a mullening university student), the impression I've
>usually received is that only sluts would swallow, nice girls who are simply
>doing What Their Boyfriends Want (TM) would spit the semen out. It's seen as
>being dirtier and more wanton. So there is a dangerous quality in semen,
>although it's less medical one and more of a reputation-minded quality.
>
I've seen enough of this (first from Barbara, now from
you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
kept on hand for the purpose.
Maggie "we scorned them" Newman
Linda Richards
>
> Msg-ID: <4jeuij$f...@nntp1.best.com>
> References: <4jcdug$9...@decaxp.HARVARD.EDU>
> Posted: 28 Mar 1996 20:58:59 GMT
>
> Org. : Cat Herders Of America
>
> Ian Munro <imu...@scunix4.harvard.edu> wrote:
>
> > I've never really understood what dangerous properties semen is
> supposed
> > to have that would make stomach pumping necessary;
>
> It's way too fattening. Ingest it the wrong way and you balloon right
> out.
>
> > Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
>
> Of the Almond Brothers. You know, the guys who invented 'Almond Joy'.
>
> Barbara "...to the world" Hamel
> --
>
No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. Joy Almond invented Almond Joy. And
she was the daughter of Lucretia Almond Knott whose family started Knott's
Berry Farm in another time; long, long ago.
Marc Almond was a timpanist with the BSO.
Joe Myers
>In article <4jcbga$f...@nntp1.best.com>, <bha...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>Well, here in Southwestern PA it was *always* 1 quart. No more no
>less. Over the years I have heard this tale re-told many times (since
>@1974) and in each telling that conspicuous measurement came up. To
>the point where certain "bad girls" would find empty quart milk
>containers in front of their lockers to taunt them. While the quart
>is a smaller amount it is no less unlikely than a gallon let alone 2.
>
>>What has always bothered me about this legend (whether it's told about a
>>cheerleader or a rock star) is all the semen is swallowed and its never
>>disposed of any other way. Even back in the days before safe sex and a
>>fella's use of condoms during this particular activity, spitting it out
>>onto a Kleenex was much more common than swallowing.
>>
>>More implausible than the amount of semen pumped out of the girl's stomach
>>is that it got there in the first place.
>
>But it is the meat of the matter. Aside from being the "evidence" of
>the wrong doing, it is the benchmark of the perpetrator's
>unwholesomeness (is that a word?) .
>
>Only the really ______________* girls swallowed !
>
>* insert the apropriate adjective from the following list based on
>your moral fiber and/or you most recent dating history ....
>
>Sleazy, ugly, skanky, Fun, interesting
Once, just once, I wish one of these UL's would turn out to be true. And
that the cheerleader in question would date older men.
Joe "Older Man" Myers
Andrew Welsh
: Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
Singer with the early 80s group Soft Cell (most famous hit "Tainted Love"
- I heard it played in clubs in Canada, so I can't believe it never made
it to the US), now with a solo career of variable quality. He's also the
subject of the ever popular punchline "That's some thirst, Marc Almond".
andrew "as used in a 'Newman and Baddiel' sketch" Welsh
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Russ Arcuri
> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
Ye god! 1.5 to 2 GALLONS???? And it took until the next day for her to
suffer ill effects?
Russ "talk about a protein shake" Arcuri
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Aaron Pawlyk
If I recall correctly, the average mans ejaculate has a volume of about
3.5 mL. For one litre this would be roughly 285 ejaculates. That's
quite a lot. Even we assume it's a good sized team, say 25 people,
that would be 11.5 times per guy. And let's say it takes 10 minute
per... um.... "sample extraction". That comes to 2850 minutes, or roughly
47.5 hrs of straight work. Granted, there could be ways of speeding up
the extraction time. But I don't think so. And that's just for the litre.
My god, 2 gallons would take about two weeks of straight work.
Now maybe if it was the hockey, football, basketball, baseball teams as
well as the chess club and it was an all-weekend party......
Mike and Joy Hardie (jha...@wwnet.com) wrote:
: Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
: Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
: like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
: party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
: I heard this one in 1977 when I was in High School. The claim was
: that "someone" read it in the newspaper. The article could never be
: found, but "gave her name, the High School, and the number of guys at
: the party." We did the math and determined that each player would have
: to "contribute" about 6-8 ounces. -- And that assumed that NONE was
: digested in the almost 24 hours from the party to the "incident".
: My wife heard this one when she was in High School (maybe in 1989),
: but the incident was with Rod Stewart dropping over at a concert.
: (Replace cheerleader with "Rod", change footbal player to male
: groupies, etc.) My wife claims she "knows it is true" because she
: heard it on a Chicago radio station.
: {BTW, read the FAQ - couldn't find it.}
: Mike
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JOHN R. SEMPLE
>Mike and Joy Hardie wrote:
>>
>> ...cheerleader drops over at a High school
>> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
>> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach.
>
>a far more plausible amount than the 1.5 - 2 gallons in the
>version you report.
It seems the practical considerations of this UL would make it obviously
a legend...if it were just 1.5 to 2 cups of semen (which is basically
protein in suspension) it would be just as if she had a couple cups of
soup in her stomach...certainly not enough to make someone collapse. And
I don't think it would be *possible* to have 1.5-2 gallons of *any*
liquid in one's stomach...
--John Semple
Brian Jones
R. SEMPLE ) wrote:
> It seems the practical considerations of this UL would make it obviously
> a legend...if it were just 1.5 to 2 cups of semen (which is basically
> protein in suspension) it would be just as if she had a couple cups of
> soup in her stomach...certainly not enough to make someone collapse. And
> I don't think it would be *possible* to have 1.5-2 gallons of *any*
> liquid in one's stomach...
The UL doesn't specifically blame the semen for the collapse, as I see it.
(Unless the ER doc determined that the cause of the collapse was toxin or
GI-related?)
Couldn't the cheerleader have simply collapsed from exhaustion after what
must have been several hours of hard work?
Brian "not to mention all those balls flying at her face" Jones
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writes:
>
> Msg-ID: <4jgbgo$3...@bmdhh222.bnr.ca>
> References: <4jcdug$9...@decaxp.harvard.edu>
> Posted: 29 Mar 1996 09:46:00 GMT
>
> Org. : Nortel, Maidenhead, UK
>
> imu...@scunix4.harvard.edu (Ian Munro) wrote:
>
> : Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
>
> Singer with the early 80s group Soft Cell (most famous hit "Tainted Love"
> - I heard it played in clubs in Canada, so I can't believe it never made
> it to the US), now with a solo career of variable quality. He's also the
> subject of the ever popular punchline "That's some thirst, Marc Almond".
>
It made the states. I was living in L.A. at the time and both Tainted Love
and their lesser known "Sex Dwarves" got a lot of air play on the new wave
stations and some of the clubs.
Linda "yes I had green hair at the time" Richards
Joe Myers
>Let's see here. Although this is obviously an UL, let's do some math.
>
>If I recall correctly, the average mans ejaculate has a volume of about
>3.5 mL. For one litre this would be roughly 285 ejaculates. That's
>quite a lot. Even we assume it's a good sized team, say 25 people,
>that would be 11.5 times per guy. And let's say it takes 10 minute
>per... um.... "sample extraction". That comes to 2850 minutes, or roughly
>47.5 hrs of straight work. Granted, there could be ways of speeding up
>the extraction time. But I don't think so. And that's just for the litre.
>My god, 2 gallons would take about two weeks of straight work.
The problem with my high school is we didn't have girls like that who
really believed in boosting school spirit.
Joe "taking another one for the team" Myers
ian.m...@treebranch.com
> > >Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High
> school
> > >Football game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has
> something
> > >like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach.
> >
When I was i Junior High it was either Rod Stewart or Mick Jagger who collapsed
on stage because of 6 oz. of c*m. We had no cheerleaders at my school. (I grew
up in NYC) No one believed the story anyway.
-Ion
* "u"
Heather Aston
>Mike and Joy Hardie (jha...@wwnet.com) wrote:
>[semen stomach story snipped]
>: {BTW, read the FAQ - couldn't find it.}
>BTW? Bite The Wax-tadpole? How odd. From the FAQ:
> F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped free
> of semen. [Said of Elton John, Rod Stewart, David Lee Roth, and
> Marc Almond.]
You know, when I was in high school, it was Jon Bon Jovi. And this extra
detail was added-it was dog semen. More recently, I heard this about Beck.
bha...@fas.harvard.edu
> But it is the meat of the matter. Aside from being the "evidence" of
> the wrong doing, it is the benchmark of the perpetrator's
> unwholesomeness (is that a word?) .
I'd suggest the opposite is true and that swallowing is often seen as
tangible proof of a girl's feelings for her fella. It's a way of showing
her love in that she's not rejecting so much as any part of him. In that
climate, it would be the "good" girls (the ones who are only doing this
because they're in love) who swallow -- those who are less afraid the
light of their life would feel somewhat rejected wouldn't.
Swallowing was seen as the supreme act of love 20 years ago when I was in
high school, and from what I read in the alt.sex groups today it's still
often viewed as something special a woman does only for her special guy.
Barbara "taster's choice" Hamel
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Kevin Dougherty
: and their lesser known "Sex Dwarves" got a lot of air play on the new wave
: stations and some of the clubs.
FYI "Tainted Love" was on the singles charts longer than any record since
"Rock Around The Clock" Citation: My good friend Casey "reachin' for the
stars" Kasem.....
John Doherty
>Even back in the days before safe sex and a fella's use of condoms
>during this particular activity, spitting... was much more common
>than swallowing.
And in <4jes23$fgo...@news.psu.edu>, Jennifer S. Mullen added:
>the impression I've usually received is that only sluts would
>swallow, nice girls... would spit
Then in <Dp0Ay...@midway.uchicago.edu>, Maggie Newman said:
>in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women swallowed;
>wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue...
And finally in <4jhlvb$d...@nntp1.best.com>, Barbara Hamel replied:
>swallowing is often seen as tangible proof of a girl's feelings...
>the "good" girls (the ones who are only doing this because they're
>in love)... swallow
Another data point: hookers almost always spit.
And even with the risk of HIV infection, it isn't true that none do
this unprotected anymore. Lots of hookers have drug habits, and are
hooking only to support the habit. People who need to get fixed are
pretty single-minded and tend to make expedient decisions more than
wise ones. Concerns about safe sex can easily fall by the wayside.
Others can decide how this fits into the good girl/bad girl thing.
snopes
> It seems the practical considerations of this UL would make it obviously
> a legend...if it were just 1.5 to 2 cups of semen (which is basically
> protein in suspension) it would be just as if she had a couple cups of
> soup in her stomach...certainly not enough to make someone collapse. And
> I don't think it would be *possible* to have 1.5-2 gallons of *any*
> liquid in one's stomach...
Both good points. I'd like to know:
a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
4-5 cc.
b) How much liquid could the average female's stomach reasonably be
expected to hold?
- snopes
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>
> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
> 4-5 cc.
I'd suggest any such statistic is meaningless.
Average? Assuming what, exactly? Some contributing factors...
1. Frequency of ejaculation (once a day? once a month? the fourth in a
three hour period)
2. Age
3. Length of time aroused prior to ejaculation
I'd doubt you could find a consistent amount over five ejaculations by
the same man, never mind trying this with 1000 men.
kim "so why does it taste so salty..." scheinberg
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t.r.mcloughlin
>
> Both good points. I'd like to know:
>
> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
> 4-5 cc.
>
> expected to hold?
Add to that:
c) At what rate would the volume of liquid in question b) pass
through the duodenum?
d) Is the rate in question c) a function of viscosity?
trm
Chris Picot
>From: Joe Myers <boo...@primenet.com>
>Subject: Re: Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
Joe,
Make you want to go back to high school?
Chris
Chris Picot
>From: Joe Myers <boo...@primenet.com>
>Subject: Re: Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
>san...@telerama.lm.com wrote:
>>In article <4jcbga$f...@nntp1.best.com>, <bha...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>>Well, here in Southwestern PA it was *always* 1 quart. No more no
>>less. Over the years I have heard this tale re-told many times (since
>>@1974) and in each telling that conspicuous measurement came up. To
>>the point where certain "bad girls" would find empty quart milk
>>containers in front of their lockers to taunt them. While the quart
>>is a smaller amount it is no less unlikely than a gallon let alone 2.
>>
>>>What has always bothered me about this legend (whether it's told about a
>>>cheerleader or a rock star) is all the semen is swallowed and its never
>>>disposed of any other way. Even back in the days before safe sex and a
>>>fella's use of condoms during this particular activity, spitting it out
>>>onto a Kleenex was much more common than swallowing.
>>>
>>>More implausible than the amount of semen pumped out of the girl's stomach
>>>is that it got there in the first place.
>>
>>But it is the meat of the matter. Aside from being the "evidence" of
>>the wrong doing, it is the benchmark of the perpetrator's
>>unwholesomeness (is that a word?) .
>>
>>Only the really ______________* girls swallowed !
>>
>>* insert the apropriate adjective from the following list based on
>>your moral fiber and/or you most recent dating history ....
>>
>>Sleazy, ugly, skanky, Fun, interesting
>Once, just once, I wish one of these UL's would turn out to be true. And
>that the cheerleader in question would date older men.
>Joe "Older Man" Myers
Are you waving to somebody?
Chris
Patrick W. Fine
>I'd suggest the opposite is true and that swallowing is often seen as
>tangible proof of a girl's feelings for her fella. It's a way of showing
>her love in that she's not rejecting so much as any part of him. In that
>climate, it would be the "good" girls (the ones who are only doing this
>because they're in love) who swallow -- those who are less afraid the
>light of their life would feel somewhat rejected wouldn't.
>
>Swallowing was seen as the supreme act of love 20 years ago when I was in
>high school, and from what I read in the alt.sex groups today it's still
>often viewed as something special a woman does only for her special guy.
>
>Barbara "taster's choice" Hamel
Armed with this information, I can now go back and figure out which women
thought me special and those who were only marking time.
Patrick "Can wo ta me da wa to da sperm bank? I wawwa make a deposit" Fine
Jenny Cann
<jha...@wwnet.com> writes
>Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
>like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
>party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
>
stomach pumped after falling ill after a meal at a restaurant. The
doctor took aside the friend who brought her in and asked if she was a
prostitute as her stomach had contained "a rather large amount of male
genital fluid". The restaurent was investigated by the health
authorities and later closed down......
My housemate *swears* it happened to a FOAF
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Joseph Askew
>The problem with my high school is we didn't have girls like that who
>really believed in boosting school spirit.
Boosting the school spirit hell! Mario Puzo's one foray into the
world of race fixing involved asking a girl how she nobbled dog
races. She said she was paid by some people to constantmasturbate
the dogs until it couldn't run no more. I know that if I had been
blown 11 times in a row I couldn't reasonably be expected to walk
let alone play football. But that's just me.
Joseph
Joe Myers
From the FAQ:
>
>> F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped free
>> of semen. [Said of Elton John, Rod Stewart, David Lee Roth, and
>> Marc Almond.]
>
>
>You know, when I was in high school, it was Jon Bon Jovi. And this extra
>detail was added-it was dog semen.
Now *that's* a story I'd believe!
Joseph J Helwig
>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
>> It seems the practical considerations of this UL would make it obviously
>> a legend...if it were just 1.5 to 2 cups of semen (which is basically
>> protein in suspension) it would be just as if she had a couple cups of
>> soup in her stomach...certainly not enough to make someone collapse. And
>> I don't think it would be *possible* to have 1.5-2 gallons of *any*
>> liquid in one's stomach...
> Both good points. I'd like to know:
> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
> 4-5 cc.
> b) How much liquid could the average female's stomach reasonably be
> expected to hold?
> - snopes
a) According to Maclean's Magazine (April 1, 1996, The Sperm
Scare pg 51) "...with most men ejaculating about 3
millilitres each time." (you can get a link to Macleans at
b) I have no idea how much a average females stomach would hold,
but I think it would be in the neighborhood of 3000 cc's
So, if she had 2 cups (~500 mL) of semen in her stomach, she would
had to "service " about 167 men. If each man took 10 minutes,
this would mean she was "busy" for 27 hours. I don't think so.
Joe "above average kind of guy" Helwig
Amanda Marie Marcotte
: opposed to being a mullening university student), the impression I've
: usually received is that only sluts would swallow, nice girls who are simply
: being dirtier and more wanton. So there is a dangerous quality in semen,
: although it's less medical one and more of a reputation-minded quality.
I'd like to applaud this, because I've found it to be very true. I heard
this one in high school, as well. The first time I heard it, my freshman
year, it was attached to a girl who attended our school who was a
"slut". My sophomore year, it was attached to a cheerleader of our rival
school. The second time I heard it, the teller actually expressed the
opinion that only a dirty slut would swallow. I made it clear that I
disagreed, but the damage was already there.
-Mandy the Mighty Mouse
Amanda Marie Marcotte
: 47.5 hrs of straight work. Granted, there could be ways of speeding up
: the extraction time. But I don't think so. And that's just for the litre.
: My god, 2 gallons would take about two weeks of straight work.
Well, we are discussing teenage boys. So, not _that_ long.
-Mandy the Mighty Mouse
zazou
: F. Well-known male pop star rushed from concert, stomach pumped free
: Marc Almond.]
: I've never really understood what dangerous properties semen is supposed
: to have that would make stomach pumping necessary; perhaps it's just the
: thought of so much of it gathered together in one place that inspires awe.
: Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
The lead singer of a '70s glam-rock group named T-Rex, wasn't he?
zazou
zazou
: : It made the states. I was living in L.A. at the time and both Tainted Love
I heard the same thing, only about "Blue Monday"...
zazou
Myles Paulson
In article <Dp0Ay...@midway.uchicago.edu>, Maggie Newman (smne...@gsbkma.uchicago.edu) writes:
>In article <4jes23$fgo...@news.psu.edu>,
>Jennifer S. Mullen <red...@psu.edu> wrote:
>>
>>That's the part of the story that I always wonder about also. Barbara has
>>already pointed out that spitting is much more common than swallowing
>>(ObAFUNYCIV: unless the man/men in question were one of those that *makes*
>>the woman swallow). Having once been a twittering junior high schoolgirl (as
>>usually received is that only sluts would swallow, nice girls who are simply
>>doing What Their Boyfriends Want (TM) would spit the semen out. It's seen as
>>being dirtier and more wanton. So there is a dangerous quality in semen,
>>although it's less medical one and more of a reputation-minded quality.
>>
>
>you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
>you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
>swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
>kept on hand for the purpose.
>
>Maggie "we scorned them" Newman
Ultrwimpettes? Well what do you call "Put it *where*???!!! OH
YUUUKKK!! You you PERVERT!" (Runs screaming from bedroom)
Myles Lilith: " I wanted
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Jennifer S. Mullen
ama...@acad.stedwards.edu (Amanda Marie Marcotte) wrote:
>I'd like to applaud this, because I've found it to be very true. I heard
>this one in high school, as well. The first time I heard it, my freshman
>year, it was attached to a girl who attended our school who was a
>"slut". My sophomore year, it was attached to a cheerleader of our rival
>school. The second time I heard it, the teller actually expressed the
>opinion that only a dirty slut would swallow. I made it clear that I
>disagreed, but the damage was already there.
Mabye it's an age-related phenomenon. Among my peers, swallowing
semen was regarded as just plain disgusting, based on the fact that it
tastes salty^W"bad" and with overtones of being something with which a Nice
Girl would want to have no contact. Then again, my small crowd in high
school was very much against sex before marriage (I'm always the odd freak
in any group). Among my friends at university, I've never really discussed
it, but considering that open sexuality is a lot more acceptable among us
then it was in high school, I don't think that anyone would really think it
said anything about the person either way. Then again, there may be that
aversion leftover from high school days, when having a sex life of any sort,
even if you didn't ask for it, instantly branded you a slut (no, I'm not
bitter or anything).
Barbara Hamel has pointed out that swallowing semen was regarded as
something to be done for a special man when she was in high school. From
this perspective, the cheerleader who, presumably, was swallowing the sperm
of many different men can be viewed as having cheapened something precious.
Maggie Newman mentioned that in her day, swallowing was viewed as macha. I
don't think that having that view of the practice in the UL would make the
UL work like it does to inspire feelings of disgust at what the cheerleader
has done. Instead, she'd be regarded as One Tough Chick.
Then there's also the image of cheerleaders. From my own high school
experience, cheerleaders were viewed two ways simultaneously. In one way,
they were always the most popular girls in each class. They were the people
that we were all supposed to look up to, and they were seen as being somehow
better and symbolically purer than the rest of us. This is perhaps a
leftover view from an earlier time, and was more peripheral than the second
conception of the cheerleader. They were seen as perky, and stupid, and
loose. They were "known sluts," and many guys would talk about what he
did/would like to do with a cheerleader/the squad. I think that a lot of
this view came out of a need to tear those girls down. After all, they were
the popular set, and had tortured the rest of us in earlier years. Picturing
one of them down on her knees and giving blowjob after blowjob is a nice
sort of revenge for those who weren't of their number, and adds to the
appeal of this story. Not only were this girl performing oral sex on this
guy (something which didn't reflect well on the reputation of the girl, at
least in my peer group), but she *swallowed* too! What a disgusting tramp,
now we can all giggle at her behind her back.
After rereading this post, it really strikes home to me exactly how
much we were living in a dream world where I grew up.
--
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http://www.powertie.org/~jen/
Cisco Lopez-Fresquet
MN> I've seen enough of this (first from Barbara, now from
MN> you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
MN> you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
MN> swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
MN> kept on hand for the purpose.
MN> Maggie "we scorned them" Newman
Hmn. Considering that 'macho' essentially means 'male' in spanish, I
think the word you are looking for is 'embra'. Otherwise you are saying
that Real Women are Male. Interesting but not, I think, what was intended.
cisco "personally I look for other qualities anyway" lopez
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Drew Lawson
(Myles Paulson) wrote:
>
> In article <Dp0Ay...@midway.uchicago.edu>, Maggie Newman
(smne...@gsbkma.uchicago.edu) writes:
> >I've seen enough of this (first from Barbara, now from
> >you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
> >you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
> >swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
> >kept on hand for the purpose.
> Ultrwimpettes? Well what do you call "Put it *where*???!!! OH
> YUUUKKK!! You you PERVERT!" (Runs screaming from bedroom)
What do you call them?
Who cares. Mainly you call them only if there are no other dating options.
Drew "I agree, real women swallow" Lawson
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Emily Kelly
>>although it's less medical one and more of a reputation-minded quality.
>
>you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
>you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
>swallowed; wimpettes spit.
But part of this was a rejection of the old limitations of femininity and
an affirmation of "Real Women Aren't Wimpettes", yes? Not everyone has made
it that far, especially in junior high school.
One other observation that leaps to mind, but which I haven't seen
mentioned explicitly in this incarnation of the thread, is that in the
other familiar variant of this UL it's always a male rock star whose
stomach is pumped and found to be full of semen. The toxicity of the
semen there is no doubt related to the "perversion" of homosexuality. The
story thus creates a triple-decker moral commentary--1) homosexuality is
wrong and dangerous, 2) gay men are carelessly promiscuous, and 3) look at
the dissipated lifestyles of rock stars!
Emily "oh my stars, Marge!" Kelly
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: Both good points. I'd like to know:
: a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
: by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
: story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
: but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
: 4-5 cc.
But that was the joke. They called themselves 10cc to imply they
had big...well, you get the picture.
FWIW, they weren't the first pop band whose name had to do with the
measurement of semen. That particular crown goes to the Lovin' Spoonful.
In addition, some etymologists contend that in the murky history of the
word "jazz" is the slang for our topic du jour.
Some say that the idiom was so named because the drummer in a jazz band is
typically a beat off, but, of course, that has never been verified.
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I was introduced to this UL through the song "Talk Like Sex" by rapper
Kool G Rap (Warner Bros./Cold Chillin 1988):
" Any girl that steps to it/ Winds up, wit' their stomach pumped like Rod Stewart"
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Sam Trenholme
> by a human male?
I think, for the case of this UL, average is an irrevelant word.
Someone, errr... engaging in oral sex with someone at a party, is
**probably** more likely to ejaculate more than their average (but that
is highly variable, of course).
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Keith Cowgill <kcow...@infinet.com> wrote:
>
>FWIW, they weren't the first pop band whose name had to do with the
>measurement of semen. That particular crown goes to the Lovin' Spoonful.
Bzzt. _Loving spoonful_ is an expression for "liquor" found mostly
in Black English. The band took their name from the appearance of
the phrase in a blues song by Mississippi John Hurt.
>In addition, some etymologists contend that in the murky history of the
>word "jazz" is the slang for our topic du jour.
Not entirely sure what you're trying to say, but there are sexual senses
of "jazz" and related words, some of which predate the sense referring
to a style of music. The sense _jazz_ 'semen' is exceedingly rare. But
_jasm_ and _jism_ were both used with reasonable frequency in the
nineteenth century.
Best,
Jesse "Jivin'" Sheidlower
Random House Historical Dictionary of American Slang
<jes...@panix.com>
Allen Pindell
writes:
>: Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
>
>The lead singer of a '70s glam-rock group named T-Rex, wasn't he?
>
>zazou
No, he was the lead singer of 80's electro-pop group named Soft Cell.
aL
Roger Douglas
>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
[stuff deleted]
> Both good points. I'd like to know:
> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
> 4-5 cc.
Or indeed, based on another (earlier) band's name, a "spoonful".
That's a bit imprecise, though.
Roger "and I don't mean Pearl Jam" Douglas
p.s Loving Spoonful probably took their name from the song "Spoonful"
by Willie Dixon, of course. Anyone else know any songs about #&^&*8!@~
NO CARRIER
Paul J. Stamler
: p.s Loving Spoonful probably took their name from the song "Spoonful"
: by Willie Dixon, of course. Anyone else know any songs about #&^&*8!@~
: NO CARRIER
Nope, from "Coffee Blues" by Mississippi John Hurt. He keeps using the
phrase in contexts that make it clear he was talking about sex, not booze.
Rev. Gary Davis also wrote a piece with the title "Lovin' Spoonful"; the
phrase never actually is sung, but played out instrumentally on the
guitar. Again, context makes it clear that the reference is sexual.
Peace.
Paul
Chris Picot
>Subject: Re: Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
>Date: Wed, 03 Apr 1996 05:49:41 GMT
>snopes <sno...@best.com> expostulated:
>>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
>[stuff deleted]
>> Both good points. I'd like to know:
>> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
>> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
>> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
>> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
>> 4-5 cc.
>Or indeed, based on another (earlier) band's name, a "spoonful".
>That's a bit imprecise, though.
>Roger "and I don't mean Pearl Jam" Douglas
>p.s Loving Spoonful probably took their name from the song "Spoonful"
>by Willie Dixon, of course. Anyone else know any songs about #&^&*8!@~
>NO CARRIER
The name came from the practice of mixing (foul tasting) medicine with honey
and serving it on a spoon (the "loving spoonful") to children according to
the lead singer, John Sebastian.
Chris
Patrick W. Fine
smne...@gsbkma.uchicago.edu (Maggie Newman) wrote:
>I've seen enough of this (first from Barbara, now from
>you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
>you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
>swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
>kept on hand for the purpose.
>
>Maggie "we scorned them" Newman
And Jewish girls laughed and said, "I don't think so."
Patrick "Aw come on, who would I tell" Fine
Labrys
>The lead singer of a '70s glam-rock group named T-Rex, wasn't he?
You're thinking of Marc Bolan.
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|>
|> a) According to Maclean's Magazine (April 1, 1996, The Sperm
|>
|> Scare pg 51) "...with most men ejaculating about 3
|> millilitres each time." (you can get a link to Macleans at
|>
|> http://www.canoe.com)
|>
|> b) I have no idea how much a average females stomach would hold,
|>
|> but I think it would be in the neighborhood of 3000 cc's
|>
|> So, if she had 2 cups (~500 mL) of semen in her stomach, she would
|> had to "service " about 167 men. If each man took 10 minutes,
She would NEVER manage to get 500 ml in her stomach if she took 10 minutes on
each man.
How long does anything stay in the stomach before heading down the
deodenum(?) ?
Bhiksha
Myles Paulson
In article <1996Apr3.145652.9653@hpal02>, Roger Douglas (Roger....@tafensw.edu.au) writes:
>snopes <sno...@best.com> expostulated:
>
>>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
>
>[stuff deleted]
>
>> Both good points. I'd like to know:
>
>> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
>> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
>> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
>> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
>> 4-5 cc.
back to you in about 10 minutes.
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Myles Paulson
In article <1996Apr3.145652.9653@hpal02>, Roger Douglas (Roger....@tafensw.edu.au) writes:
>snopes <sno...@best.com> expostulated:
>
>>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
>
>[stuff deleted]
>
>> Both good points. I'd like to know:
>
>> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
>> by a human male? Most people -- probably influenced by the
>> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
>> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
>> 4-5 cc.
>
mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
Myles "Good science is a hands-on endeavour" Paulson
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>I'd doubt you could find a consistent amount over five ejaculations by
>the same man, never mind trying this with 1000 men.
I should hope not.
Timothy P. Hunter
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AJ Dingledine
> In article <Dp0Ay...@midway.uchicago.edu>,
> smne...@gsbkma.uchicago.edu (Maggie Newman) wrote:
> >I've seen enough of this (first from Barbara, now from
> >you) to comment on it. I don't know what the norm is now, but I assure
> >you that in *my* day it was a macha(tm) kind of thing: Real Women
> >swallowed; wimpettes spit. Ultrawimpettes spit into a tissue especially
> >kept on hand for the purpose.
How about just getting out of the way at the right time?
And where do angel kisses fit in there?
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>Mike Hardie writes:
>> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
>> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
>> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
>> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
>This story has made the rounds in Vancouver at various times as well. Of
>course, the version I heard was a hockey player and a very ardent fan.
ONE hockey player?
Joe Myers
>In article <7...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au>,
> xexr...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au (Myles Paulson) wrote:
>
>>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
>
> I hope you meant to type "cc," because semen was 3 dimensional last
>time I checked.
>
He may have been talking about it's source.
Joe "Want to replicate the experiment, Jennifer?" Myers
Mark Costello
difference was the girl was found passed out in a men's room at Vetrans
Stadium. Also, her pockects were stuffed with $5 bills. A different twist
on the same story!!!
Jennifer S. Mullen
>Yep, well according to my kitchen measuring glass, it's about 15
>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
^^
I hope you meant to type "cc," because semen was 3 dimensional last
time I checked.
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Brian Pomeroy
>
> >> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> >> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
> >> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
> >> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
When I was in college I heard this from several people who said it happened at
their high school and *swore* it was true. Seems like a pretty common occurrence.
;)
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Jennifer S. Mullen
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MP>>>Yep, well according to my kitchen measuring glass, it's about 15
MP>>>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
JSM> ^^
JSM>> I hope you meant to type "cc," because semen was 3 dimensional last
JSM>>time I checked.
JM>He may have been talking about it's source.
JM>Joe "Want to replicate the experiment, Jennifer?" Myers
But as we all know by now, I don't have a penis.
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Ed Butler
In article <4k9kuc$7...@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> Mark Costello
<MARK.COS> writes:>From: Mark Costello <MARK.COS>
>Subject: Re: Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
>Date: 8 Apr 1996 00:00:12 GMT
I am from Phila. As I remember the story her pockets were full of quarters
and it was the Spectrum.
Rael A. Fenchurch
tu...@cii3130-01.its.rpi.edu (Labrys) wrote:
>>: Ian "and who the hell is Marc Almond?" Munro
>>The lead singer of a '70s glam-rock group named T-Rex, wasn't he?
>You're thinking of Marc Bolan.
Well *I* was definitely thinking of Marc Almond... He of the famous "Sugar
Almond" fiasco with the head of Amstrad.
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>In article <7...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au>,
> xexr...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au (Myles Paulson) wrote:
>>Yep, well according to my kitchen measuring glass, it's about 15
>>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
> ^^
> I hope you meant to type "cc," because semen was 3 dimensional last
>time I checked.
Well, dontcha know, wackydoo happens to be a machine in the Flatland subdomain
of Oz.
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> Yep, well according to my kitchen measuring glass, it's about 15
> mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
And I thought I had a little dick.
-Ion
Andrew Gore
>> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
>> by a human male?
I recall the popular 70's rock band "10cc" always said they named their group
after "the average amount of semen in the male ejaculate".
John Varela
>
>In article <1996Apr3.145652.9653@hpal02>, Roger Douglas (Roger....@tafensw.edu.au) writes:
>>snopes <sno...@best.com> expostulated:
>>
>>>JOHN R. SEMPLE <jse...@odin.cair.du.edu> wrote:
>>
>>[stuff deleted]
>>
>>> Both good points. I'd like to know:
>>
>>> story about the famous rock band and its name -- claim 10cc,
>>> but I've read in several other sources that it's closer to
>>> 4-5 cc.
>>
>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
He asked for the average. What was your sample size and what was the
standard deviation?
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... and not mentioning the fact that 'mm' is a measure of length, not volume.
Can you really claim your semen to be 15mm long?
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Martin Heinz
: > Myles Paulson pain(?)staking(?)ly researched:
: > >Yep, well according to my kitchen measuring glass, it's about 15
: > >mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
For crying out loud, does he have to spell it out?
He's lining them up, of course!
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Timothy P. Hunter
>I am from Phila. As I remember the story her pockets were full of quarters
>and it was the Spectrum.
And the punch line is:
"Which one gave you the quarter?"
"Why, all of them did!"
Dave Wilton
>
>In <7...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au>, xexr...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au (Myles
>Paulson) writes:
>>mm. That's here of course. Your output may vary.
>
>standard deviation?
Well, here at afu the standard deviation has to do with peanut butter
and a canine...
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Garison Piatt
: >> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
: >> by a human male?
: I recall the popular 70's rock band "10cc" always said they named
: their group after "the average amount of semen in the male ejaculate".
:
As did "Lovin' Spoonful".
And, while we're on the subject, check out the lyrics to "Yummy, yummy,
yummy".
-garison
Bill Penrose
male ejaculate. The same is said of the Lovin' Spoonful.
Bill "Can't hit the bowl _or_ the spoon" Penrose
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Chad Van Wagner
>
> >> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
> >> by a human male?
>
> I recall the popular 70's rock band "10cc" always said they named their group
> after "the average amount of semen in the male ejaculate".
Actually, it was one cc OVER. According to the liner notes on the back of the 100cc
greatest hits comp, 10cc label owner Jonathan King says of the band's name...
"That night I had a dream, and 10cc was born."
Methinks it must have been some dream...
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> >
> > >> Anyone heard the one where a cheerleader drops over at a High school
> > >> Footbal game? Seems she is taken to the hospital and has something
> > >> like 1.5 - 2 gallons of semen pumped from her stomach. She was at a
> > >> party the night before with ALL of the football players and etc, etc.
Actually, I heard this one in a interview with Rod Stewart...seems Rod was a victim of this too.
The interview went something like this...
MAGAZINE: "You know, there's something I've always wanted to ask you..."
ROD: "Lemmie guess. I was performing one night, I passed out, and they pumped a gallon of cum
out of me stomach."
MAGAZINE: "Well, is it true?"
ROD: "Good God! Of course it's not true!"
Yup.
Rael A. Fenchurch
tphu...@concentric.net (Timothy P. Hunter) wrote:
>"Which one gave you the quarter?"
>"Why, all of them did!"
I assume she also gave the quarter back?
Rael "head" ...
Jimkoke
male ejaculate. The same is said of the Lovin' Spoonful. >>
Is this back to the 1.5 gallons found a girl's stomach? Lets do some
math. The "spoonful" is a tablespoon and according to my gourmet
chef father, there are about 3 tablespoons in 1/4 cup. Using this figure
as a basis, the 1.5 gallons comes out to over 200 "sessions". (Count
the puns.) Use whatever time span per session and multiple by 200.
10 minutes = 6 per hour = 33 1/3 hours, not taking time out for meals.
5 minutes = 16+ hours. There are very few things that I can do for
16 hours straight without passing out, but one of them is digesting.
To maintain a level of 1.5 gallons in a stomach long enough for illness
to set in and be rushed to a stomach pump would require significantly
more than 1.5 gallons to start with. Perhaps, she met up with the
polo team instead of the football team....
Patrick
Sure there are problems if she was only doing one guy at a time, but what if
she was doing four guys at a time. Then it would have only taken 4 hours.
And if you count Big Macs as two, oh wait, this is the wrong thread....
Patrick "And a right pretty thing she was too" Fine
Kumquatmae
jim...@aol.com (Jimkoke) wrote:
><< 10 CC wasn't the only band allegedly named for the average-sized
>male ejaculate. The same is said of the Lovin' Spoonful. >>
>
>Is this back to the 1.5 gallons found a girl's stomach? Lets do some
>math. The "spoonful" is a tablespoon and according to my gourmet
>chef father, there are about 3 tablespoons in 1/4 cup. Using this figure
>as a basis, the 1.5 gallons comes out to over 200 "sessions". (Count
>the puns.) Use whatever time span per session and multiple by 200.
>10 minutes = 6 per hour = 33 1/3 hours, not taking time out for meals.
>5 minutes = 16+ hours. There are very few things that I can do for
>16 hours straight without passing out, but one of them is digesting.
>To maintain a level of 1.5 gallons in a stomach long enough for illness
>to set in and be rushed to a stomach pump would require significantly
>more than 1.5 gallons to start with. Perhaps, she met up with the
>polo team instead of the football team....
Or maybe an elephant or three (What's grey and comes in quarts?)
Kumquatmae
Leonardo Serni
>>> a) What *is* the average amount of semen found in one ejaculation
>>> by a human male?
> I recall the popular 70's rock band "10cc" always said they named their group
>after "the average amount of semen in the male ejaculate".
>
I am afraid it is an UL as well. MacLeod in his "Fertility and
Infertility" (1951) has a statistic based on 1,000 cases, giving an
average of 3.4 millilitres, with limits of 0.2 to 6.6 and a span of
1.26.
Then there's Hotchkiss, R. S., "Etiology and Diagnosis in the
Treatment of Infertility in Men", Springfield 1952, p. 31; I only have
the French translation, which follows verbatim:
"Apres continence de 3 jours au moins. Tres variable chez le meme
individu. Diminue lors des coits repetes; peut atteindre 13 ml apres
une tres longue periode de continence. Il semble important que le
volume ejacule' soit normal pour qu'il puisse tamponner l'acidite' des
secretions vaginales; un volume excessif n'est pas favorable a la
fertilite': les spermatozoides sont trop dilues [...]"
My translation is:
"...after at least three days' continence. Very variable in the same
individual. It diminishes in case of repeated intercourse; may attain
13 ml after a very long period of abstinence. It seems important that
the ejaculate volume is normal, so that it can buffer the pH of
vaginal secretions; an excessive volume is not favourable to
fertility, because spermatozoa are too diluted [...]"
So we can assume that 3.4 ml is average, while higher volumes may be
obtained through a prolonged abstinence (mmm, there was a line to that
effect in a Woody Allen's film, I think).
Leonardo
David A. Kaye
" >Is this back to the 1.5 gallons found a girl's stomach? Lets do some
" >math. The "spoonful" is a tablespoon and according to my gourmet
" >chef father, there are about 3 tablespoons in 1/4 cup.
It's a girl in this story? When I was in high school it was Liberace;
when I was in college it was Andy Warhol. About 15 years ago I heard the
story again and it was Rod Stewart.
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Also, how about Lovin' Spoonful---was that meant to be an approximate
measurement along the same lines?
On Mon, 22 Apr 1996 20:30:08 GMT, L.S...@agora.stm.it (Leonardo
Serni) wrote:
:
Hugh Young
>Someone wrote the quoted material below:
>" >Is this back to the 1.5 gallons found a girl's stomach? Lets do some
>" >math. The "spoonful" is a tablespoon
Who says it's a tablespoon? According to "Man's Body, an Owner's Manual"
by the Diagram Group (Paddington, 1976), "a man ejaculates an average
about 3.5 millilitres of semen - a small *teaspoonful*, but the amount
varies greatly, even for a given person. ... the normal variation is from
0.2 to 6.6 ml."
Hugh "sorry to spoil a good story with mere facts" Young
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For practical purposes, 1 ml = 1 cc (cubic centimeter). I seem to
recall that there's some minor technical difference in definition or proper
use, but damned if I remember what it is.
>Also, how about Lovin' Spoonful---was that meant to be an approximate
>measurement along the same lines?
Yeah, I've heard that one too. Three and a half ml is in the right
ballpark for a teaspoon. 'Course, that says nothing about whether the name
was an intentional reference.
>On Mon, 22 Apr 1996 20:30:08 GMT, L.S...@agora.stm.it (Leonardo
>Serni) wrote:
>:
>:So we can assume that 3.4 ml is average, while higher volumes may be
>:obtained through a prolonged abstinence (mmm, there was a line to that
>:effect in a Woody Allen's film, I think).
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In article <4lkmm4$s...@crl7.crl.com>, David A. Kaye (d...@crl.com) writes:
>Someone wrote the quoted material below:
>" >Is this back to the 1.5 gallons found a girl's stomach? Lets do some
>" >chef father, there are about 3 tablespoons in 1/4 cup.
>
>It's a girl in this story? When I was in high school it was Liberace;
>when I was in college it was Andy Warhol. About 15 years ago I heard the
>story again and it was Rod Stewart.
>
that of the poor Russian who, without a mate and particularly
randy, spied a strange and suggestive machine for sale in an
agricultural store. It was a cow-milking machine. He bought it, took
it home, strapped the teat tightly on his penis and started the
petrol-driven machine. Soon he had an orgasm, and then a second one.
He tried to turn the machine off, but he couldn't. His penis was
becoming red and raw, as he climaxed for the third time. Eventually,
he managed to drag himself, and the machine, still pumping away to a
telephone where he desperately phoned the store and asked how he
should turn the machine off. "Oh, don't worry about", said the
lady, "It will stop automatically when the bucket is full".
Myles "Was it good for you too? Paulson
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Ted Thompson
In article <7...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au>, xexr...@wackydoo.DIALix.oz.au
(Myles Paulson) wrote:
> I can't help it. It must be said. The reverse side of this story is
> that of the poor Russian who, without a mate and particularly
> randy, spied a strange and suggestive machine for sale in an
> agricultural store. It was a cow-milking machine. He bought it, took
> it home, strapped the teat tightly on his penis and started the
> petrol-driven machine. Soon he had an orgasm, and then a second one.
> He tried to turn the machine off, but he couldn't. His penis was
> becoming red and raw, as he climaxed for the third time. Eventually,
> he managed to drag himself, and the machine, still pumping away to a
> telephone where he desperately phoned the store and asked how he
> should turn the machine off. "Oh, don't worry about", said the
> lady, "It will stop automatically when the bucket is full".
>
> Myles "Was it good for you too? Paulson
\The punch line I heard was, "Just keep feedin' him and fannin' him,
lady. That machine is set for 4 quarts'.
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Rain Lover
edbu...@edbutler.com (Ed Butler) wrote:
>In article <4k9kuc$7...@mtinsc01-mgt.ops.worldnet.att.net> Mark Costello
><MARK.COS> writes:>From: Mark Costello <MARK.COS>
>>Subject: Re: Cheerleader Drops - Stomach Pumped
>>Date: 8 Apr 1996 00:00:12 GMT
>>I heard the same story here in Philadelphia, Pa. several years ago. The
>>difference was the girl was found passed out in a men's room at Vetrans
>>Stadium. Also, her pockects were stuffed with $5 bills. A different twist
>>on the same story!!!
>I am from Phila. As I remember the story her pockets were full of quarters
>and it was the Spectrum.
Actually, it was David Bowie and Mick Jagger back stage during a
concert they were giving, and that was back in the 1970's. Poor Mick
was the sick one then...
Glad I could add to the frey.
Rain Lover
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snopes
Rain Lover <rain...@wolfenet.com> wrote:
> Glad I could add to the frey.
The Eagles, too? Oh, that's sick.
- snopes
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