Rockstars and oral s**
the....@writeme.com
Back when I was a kid I heard the story that New Kids on the Block
had to get their stomach pumped before a show because they had 10 oz.
of semen in thier stomachs. I heard the story recently with Gwen
S(something or other) from No Doubt. I heard some one refer to this
as the Bon Jovi legend. How many years back does this go??
chris "the chris"
I also heard about it with
Alanis Morrioste
Lil' Kim
And remember with spelling, it is the thought that counts.
Paraic O'Donnell
On Thu, 09 Oct 1997 01:49:31 GMT, the....@writeme.com wrote:
> Back when I was a kid I heard the story that New Kids on the Block
>had to get their stomach pumped before a show because they had 10 oz.
>of semen in thier stomachs. I heard the story recently with Gwen
>S(something or other) from No Doubt. I heard some one refer to this
>as the Bon Jovi legend. How many years back does this go??
Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc Almond,
vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen of
a horse.
In interviews, the horse has consistently refuted the story.
Paraic "Almond in stable condition, say doctors" O'Donnell
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I remember hearing this same thing when I was in high school (78-82),
but it was about Rod Stewart and a goat. This probably goes back even
further...
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Andrew Welsh wrote:
> par...@antispam.indigo.ie wrote:
>
> : Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc
> Almond,
> : vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen
> of
> : a horse.
>
> ObBrit/ObNewmanAndBaddiel/ObPunchlinesWeHaveLovedThreadTieIn: "That's
> some
> thirst, Marc Almond".
>
> andrew "and my garden looked lovely" Welsh
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Ben Walsh
Paraic O'Donnell wrote:
> Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc Almond,
> vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen of
> a horse.
Also, but without the horse, Jimmy Sommerville of Bronski Beat and all
of Bros.
ben "that's half a pint of semen - with or without the horse?" w.
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Gary Mounfield
>Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc Almond,
>vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen of
>a horse.
Indeed, this is the exact story I always heard - Marc Almond, horse,
stomach pumped. Heard it several times often in various mainstream
media. I think there may even have been a court case on the matter at
some stage in the 80's.
>In interviews, the horse has consistently refuted the story.
Whereas Marc Almond hasn't. I recall an episode of The Word (the
Channel 4 yoof-tv-show) where Marc Lamarr mentioned this story in an
interview with Almond, amidst much tittering. IIRC Almond made some
evasive remark, but most certainly did not deny the story outright.
Of course, that show was famous for self-promotion more-so than
anything else (ref. Dani Behr).
Gary Mounfield
ma...@glu.net
Todd
the....@writeme.com wrote:
> Back when I was a kid I heard the story that New Kids on the Block
> had to get their stomach pumped before a show because they had 10 oz.
> of semen in thier stomachs. I heard the story recently with Gwen
> S(something or other) from No Doubt. I heard some one refer to this
> as the Bon Jovi legend. How many years back does this go??
>
I heard it about Rod Stewart in the early '80's and more recently about
Alannis. BTW, Gwen's last name is Stefani.
Also:
- Alice Cooper drank a cup of spit filled by the audience
- Frank Zappa ate human feces on stage
- Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat and fainted during a concert
- Marilyn Manson throws St Bernard puppies into the audience which they
beat to death
and throw back onstage (previously attributed to Ozzy as well.)
- Elton John and Michael Jackson sang a duet called "Don't Let Your Son
Go Down On
Me" (sorry, had to throw that one in)
- One of the members of Gwar has a penis built into his costume that
squirts
milk out into the audience (as far as I know this is actually true...)
Todd
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The Philosopher's Stone
>Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc Almond,
>vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen of
>a horse.
me also had it on good terms that it was fresh semen and that Marc had
rented a small pack of donkeys off of a local farmer.
not to be crude but how much does a donkey come? 10 pints is a hell
of a lot... unless the ova of mrs donkey are armour plated I'm thinking
probably 20 to 30 donkeys. I also heard that he used it as a throat
protector (yeah but it must be murder on your stomac and your mouth must
be well red after sucking off 20 donkeys).
Jonathan "how do you get 30 donkeys in a dressing room? Open the doors"
Mccalmont.
A small island of fury in a world of whores...
Bruce
Todd wrote:
>
> the....@writeme.com wrote:
>
> > Back when I was a kid I heard the story that New Kids on the Block
> > had to get their stomach pumped before a show because they had 10 oz.
> > of semen in thier stomachs. I heard the story recently with Gwen
> > S(something or other) from No Doubt. I heard some one refer to this
> > as the Bon Jovi legend. How many years back does this go??
> >
>
> I heard it about Rod Stewart in the early '80's and more recently about
> Alannis. BTW, Gwen's last name is Stefani.
>
> Also:
> - Alice Cooper drank a cup of spit filled by the audience
> - Frank Zappa ate human feces on stage
> - Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat and fainted during a concert
This is actually true. He did it several times. He also did the same
thing to snakes. Only fainted the one time, though.
> - Marilyn Manson throws St Bernard puppies into the audience which they
> beat to death
> and throw back onstage (previously attributed to Ozzy as well.)
No, but he does perform oral sex on his base player during concerts.
> - Elton John and Michael Jackson sang a duet called "Don't Let Your Son
> Go Down On
> Me" (sorry, had to throw that one in)
> - One of the members of Gwar has a penis built into his costume that
> squirts
> milk out into the audience (as far as I know this is actually true...)
Now for my contributions:
-One member of Marilynn Manson had a sex change operation so that
he/she/it could have vaginal intercourse with Manson himself.
Led Zepplinn's Jimmy Paige had sex with a pair of thirteen year old
identical twin girls he met after a concert, then gave them to Robert
Plant as a gift.
Michael Jackson owns a boarding school in Thailand.
Courtney Love used to take men/women from the audience and have sex with
them on stage.
Any more?
--Bruce
The Philosopher's Stone
I
>> - Marilyn Manson throws St Bernard puppies into the audience which they
>> beat to death
>> and throw back onstage (previously attributed to Ozzy as well.)
>No, but he does perform oral sex on his base player during concerts.
is built into the performance ("Hey twiggy, think you can get it up by
the time dope het comes on?")
>> - One of the members of Gwar has a penis built into his costume that
>> squirts
>> milk out into the audience (as far as I know this is actually true...)
Also true, they have also been known to bring an apparently
pregnant fan on stage, cut her open and beat the foetus to death on the
stage (all done with latex suits).
>Courtney Love used to take men/women from the audience and have sex with
>them on stage.
I heard she collaborated on an album by getting screwed in a
studio. This was of course taped and put at the beginnig of a song. She
also got wasted and spent the night outside Damon from Blur's house
shouting obscenities in the hope he would come down and talk to her.
needless to say, he didnt.
Jonathan "mayber marilyn manson is courtenay love?" McCalmont.
DaBigTrain
In article <343e2010...@news.ieunet.ie>, par...@antispam.indigo.ie
(Paraic O'Donnell) writes:
>Hereabouts, the canonical version of this story involves Marc Almond,
>vocalist with early 'eighties synthpop duo Soft Cell, and the semen of
>a horse.
>
in 1979, in milwaukee, wisconsin, i heard this told about rod stewart - 15
ounces - "almost as much as a coke bottle!" exclaimed the teller.
barry "no chugging" hamill
Seth Deitch
> not to be crude but how much does a donkey come? 10 pints is a hell
>of a lot... unless the ova of mrs donkey are armour plated I'm thinking
>probably 20 to 30 donkeys. I also heard that he used it as a throat
>protector (yeah but it must be murder on your stomac and your mouth must
>be well red after sucking off 20 donkeys).
But you're still sure you don't want to be crude.
>
Seth Deitch
On Sat, 11 Oct 1997 17:24:58 -0400, Todd <mus...@acy.digex.net>
wrote:
>- Frank Zappa ate human feces on stage
Zappa repeatedly denied this and got really pissed off whenever an
interviewer would bring it up.
>- One of the members of Gwar has a penis built into his costume that
>squirts
> milk out into the audience (as far as I know this is actually true...)
This is true. Weird as tits on a bishop, but true.
Lon Stowell
<William...@nashville.com> wrote:
>[Frank Zappa]
>
>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>eccentric to me, however.
Just a temporary lapse. Frank later corrected the mistake and
removed one of the names from each child.
William...@nashville.com
On 1997-10-13 dok...@SPAMtiac.net(SethDeitch) said:
>>- Frank Zappa ate human feces on stage
>Zappa repeatedly denied this and got really pissed off whenever an
>interviewer would bring it up.
Frank Zappa once took exception when Terry Gross (Fresh Air) opined he
was weird. "Me weird? I've been married to the same woman for 25 years
and have brought up four children ... Michael Jackson wants to buy the
skeleton of the Elephant Man. That is weird."
Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
eccentric to me, however.
Net-Tamer V 1.09.2 - Registered
Seth Deitch
On 13 Oct 1997 20:03:20 -0700, lsto...@pyrtech.mis.pyramid.com (Lon
Stowell) wrote:
> <William...@nashville.com> wrote:
>>[Frank Zappa]
>>
>>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>>eccentric to me, however.
>
> Just a temporary lapse. Frank later corrected the mistake and
> removed one of the names from each child.
>
>
News to me. Dweezil performs with his band under that name and Moon
Zappa has acted as an adult with that name.
Bo Lawler
Paraic O'Donnell <par...@antispam.indigo.ie> wrote:
>dok...@SPAMtiac.net (Seth Deitch) wrote:
>> News to me. Dweezil performs with his band under that name and Moon
>>Zappa has acted as an adult with that name.
>Indeed. Who among us will quickly forget Dweezil's seminal work My
>Guitar Wants To Kill Your Momma?
Dweezil Zappa was born on September 5, 1969, and "Weasels Ripped My
Flesh" was released in Aug 1970. Pretty precocious kid Frank had
there.
Bo "and using a toy guitar, too!" Lawler
Paraic O'Donnell
On Tue, 14 Oct 1997 07:18:44 GMT, dok...@SPAMtiac.net (Seth Deitch)
wrote:
> News to me. Dweezil performs with his band under that name and Moon
>Zappa has acted as an adult with that name.
Indeed. Who among us will quickly forget Dweezil's seminal work My
Guitar Wants To Kill Your Momma?
Paraic "he's crazy enough to do it, Mum" O'Donnell
Craig S. Thom
Seth Deitch wrote:
>
> On 13 Oct 1997 20:03:20 -0700, lsto...@pyrtech.mis.pyramid.com (Lon
> Stowell) wrote:
>
> > <William...@nashville.com> wrote:
> >>[Frank Zappa]
> >>
> >>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
> >>eccentric to me, however.
> >
> > Just a temporary lapse. Frank later corrected the mistake and
> > removed one of the names from each child.
> >
> >
> Zappa has acted as an adult with that name.
Moon Zappa performs as "Moon Zappa", not "Moon Unit Zappa".
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Simon Slavin
In article <34416C...@usit.net>,
Bruce <arn...@usit.net> wrote:
> [purely as a UL, not vouching for voracity]
>
> Led Zepplinn's Jimmy Paige had sex with a pair of thirteen year old
> identical twin girls he met after a concert, then gave them to Robert
> Plant as a gift.
The Stranglers hired a number of prostitutes to strip and dance
naked on the stage during one of their concerts.
Simon.
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mitcho
> > Led Zepplinn's Jimmy Paige had sex with a pair of thirteen year old
> > identical twin girls he met after a concert, then gave them to Robert
> > Plant as a gift.
>
> The Stranglers hired a number of prostitutes to strip and dance
> naked on the stage during one of their concerts.
During a performance in New York in 1970, Traffic hurled six five-gallon
buckets of live hamsters into the audience, then spread mayonnaise in
their hair.
Mitcho
Lon Stowell
>>>[Frank Zappa]
>>>
>>>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>>>eccentric to me, however.
>>
>> Just a temporary lapse. Frank later corrected the mistake and
>> removed one of the names from each child.
>>
> News to me. Dweezil performs with his band under that name and Moon
>Zappa has acted as an adult with that name.
So you are telling us that the names are Dweezil Moon Unit Zappa
and Moon Unit Dweezil Zappa?
Johan Wikberg
> Moon Zappa performs as "Moon Zappa", not "Moon Unit Zappa".
Moon is the first name, Unit the middle name, and Zappa the last name.
Sometimes people use only their first name, sometimes they use their first
and middle names. It doesn't matter if the names are common or not, or, as
in this case, they happen to form a cohesive unit together.
I don't know whether Dweezil or Diva have middle names. I've certainly
never heard that they have. Ahmet, however, has Rodan as his middle name.
Anyway, Dweezil's original birth certificate name was Ian Donald Calvin
Euclid Zappa - the hospital didn't want to let them use "Dweezil" on the
birth certificate. It was legally changed to Dweezil when he was five or
six years old (according to Frank, at Dweezil's own request.).
--- Johan <wik...@mbox301.swipnet.se>
"But instead, they're here on Sunday night, worshipping this man who's
DEMON-POSSESSED! I ask you, Mr. Frank Zappa, what kind of man can name a
child MOON UNIT-ah? What kind of man could name a child WEASEL-ah? What
kind of man could name a child OHMAN-ah? To me, it defies the logic."
Mike Holmans
mitcho <mit...@netcom.com> felt like saying:
How extremely silly. Surely it would have been easier to spread the
mayonnaise in the rodents' hair *before* hurling the buckets.
Mike "I turned around and 40,000 *hamsters* hit the dirt? Furrfu."
Holmans
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Laurence Doering
In article <3448670e...@news.spacebbs.com>,
Tony Lima <Tony...@ms.spacebbs.com> wrote:
>On 14 Oct 1997 00:36:51 GMT, William...@nashville.com
>wrote:
>
>>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>>eccentric to me, however.
>
>name was something fairly pedestrian because whoever was in
>charge of such things at the hospital where he [2] was born
>refused to write "Dweezil" on the birth certificate.
>Dweezil found this out and had his name legally changed [3]
>when he reached the age at which he could do so.
Hmmm. Would that [1] have been in _The Real Frank Zappa Book_ (by Frank
Zappa with Peter Ochiogrosso, Poseidon Press, 1989, ISBN 0-671-63870-X?)
If so, you probably read something like this:
"The nurse pleaded and pleaded with us not to name the child Dweezil.
Labor pains and all, she was going to make Gail stand there unless we
gave her another name to put on the form. I couldn't see letting Gail
suffer just to argue the point, so I rattled off an assortment of first
names of guys we knew: IAN (Underwood) DONALD (Van Vliet) CALVIN (Schenkel)
EUCLID (James "Motorhead" Sherwood). As a result, Dweezil's original
birth certificate name was Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa. The nurse
seemed to think that was okay.
"In spite of this harrowing experience, we always called him Dweezil.
He was five years old when he discovered the *real names* on his birth
certificate. ...
"Dweezil was very upset, and demanded that steps be taken to rectify
this tragedy. We hired an attorney and had his name legally changed to
Dweezil.
"That may have seemed like an unusual kind of demand for a five-year-
old, but Dweezil was a very unusual child."
So yes, Dweezil Zappa was originally named something else, but no, his parents
had his name legally changed to "Dweezil" when he was five - he didn't do it
himself when he turned 18 (the age you can legally change your own name in
most of the United States.)
By the way, Zappa begins the book by denying two other legends,
namely that:
1) he's the son of the guy who played Mr. Green Jeans on Captain Kangaroo;
and
2) that he ever ate shit on stage.
Larry "make friends with a librarian and get lots of free books!" Doering
Maggie Newman
In article <3443A0BE...@thom.org>, Craig S. Thom <cr...@thom.org> wrote:
>>
>> >>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>> >>eccentric to me, however.
>> >
>> > removed one of the names from each child.
>> >
>
The name has not been "removed," however. In an interview with Cindy
Pearlman published in the Sunday, October 12 Chicago _Sun-Times_ Zappa
stated, when asked, that "I use the full name. The name has been very
good to me."
Maggie "whoooo could imagine" Newman
Tony Lima
>Naming two of his children Moon Unit and Dweezil does seem a little
>eccentric to me, however.
I read somewhere once upon a time [1] that Dweezil's real
name was something fairly pedestrian because whoever was in
charge of such things at the hospital where he [2] was born
refused to write "Dweezil" on the birth certificate.
Dweezil found this out and had his name legally changed [3]
when he reached the age at which he could do so. - Tony (who
has graded way too many exams for one day)
[1] Yes, I realize the m*tt* competition for the month has
already closed.
[2] Dweezil, that is.
[3] To Dweezil, of course.
Seth Deitch
On Thu, 09 Oct 1997 01:49:31 GMT, the....@writeme.com wrote:
I wonder what about consuming a large amount of jism wouls require
the person's stomach to be pumped. I don't belive there is anything
particularlt toxic about it. Am I wrong about this? Is there a doctor
in the house who might have something to say about this?
I have also on ocasion heard references to stray drops of semen in
the eyes causing blindness. Where does this notion come from?
Aside from causing pregnancy and perhaps vectoring some disease it
sems to be moderatly benign stuff.
-Seth Deitch
Atalanta Pendragonne
On Sun, 19 Oct 1997 17:51:01 -0500, Russ&Louann
<mil...@cyberramp.net> wrote:
>Is it true that Ozzy Osbourne is permanently banned from San Antonio,
>Texas
>because he once p*ssed on the wall of the Alamo?
>
>Didn't think so. Just wanted to make the record more complete.
>
>"There's a bathroom on the right."
I think this one actually happened... it was all over the news when I
first moved to San Antonio.
Drew Lawson
In article <344a9...@nemo.idirect.com>, dre...@idirect.com (Daniel L.
Dreibelbis) wrote:
> On 19 Oct 1997 17:51:01, Russ&Louann wrote:
>
> >
> >Is it true that Ozzy Osbourne is permanently banned from San Antonio,
> >Texas
> >because he once p*ssed on the wall of the Alamo?
> >
> >Didn't think so. Just wanted to make the record more complete.
>
> actually it is true.
>
> He was also banned from Jacksonville, Florida, IIRC, for doing a
> concert in drag.
Aside from perhaps conditions of probation, is it even possible in the
USA to be banned from a community?
You may be saying that he is banned from performing there, which is
different (and would, I assume, depend on the local entertainment
licensing type laws).
Since communities cannot ban released criminals (and thus, Megans Law),
I doubt that they can ban unentertaining performers.
Drew "banned from civilization" Lawson
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>>>>> "Russ&Louann" == Russ&Louann <mil...@cyberramp.net> writes:
Russ&Louann> Is it true that Ozzy Osbourne is permanently banned
Russ&Louann> from San Antonio, Texas because he once p*ssed on the
Russ&Louann> wall of the Alamo?
Russ&Louann> Didn't think so. Just wanted to make the record more
Russ&Louann> complete.
I saw him on a TV interview this year in which he told the story of
being caught doing this. He did not say that he was banned from the
town though.
Craig S. Thom
Drew Lawson wrote:
> Since communities cannot ban released criminals (and thus, Megans Law),
> I doubt that they can ban unentertaining performers.
That's a different situation. The whole deal with Megan's Law was
_adding_ punishment that was not part of the sentence for the crime. If
part of his sentence for breaking the law was that he not set foot in
town again, then I see no problem with it.
Will Elliott
In article <wksotwe...@vggas.com>, James Youngman
<JYou...@vggas.com> wrote:
Wasn't the Alamo he pissed on -- it was the memorial cenetaph in Alamo
Plaza, IIRC. Wasn't banned from SA, per se, but didn't attempt to book a
concert there for years. That of course was a slight financial blow for
his Texas concert tours, San Antonio being the heavy metal/hard rock
capital of Texas (Its also the Tejano/Conjunto capital, FWIW). He played
at the Alamodome a few years back only after making a formal apology and
giving a quite substantial donation the Daughters of the Republic of
Texas, the caretakers of the Alamo.
Will "Now if I could combine heavy metal and Tejano, I'd have something" Elliott
Jeff Henkels
Julie Waddle <ju...@arcana.com> wrote in article
<344D28...@arcana.com>...
> Seth Deitch wrote:
> > On Thu, 09 Oct 1997 01:49:31 GMT, the....@writeme.com wrote:
> >
> > I have also on ocasion heard references to stray drops of semen in
> > the eyes causing blindness. Where does this notion come from?
>
> a lot, as a matter of fact. My *guess* is that tears are acidic and
> semen is strongly basic. Never checked the Ph, though.
Well, according to the Semen Home Page (I couldn't believe it either!),
at http://www.ibmpcug.co.uk/~amba/txt/semen.htm, semen contains several
different acids; I'd guess that it's somewhat more acidic than tears
(which, I believe are slightly alkaline).
Not mentioned on the semen page is hyaluronic acid, which turned up
in a "News of the Weird" story several years back -- some haircare
products contain it, but in very small quantities. Evidently, they
get the hyaluronic acid from human semen, which costs something many
thousands of dollars per liter.
Also, the hyaluronic acid molecule is featured in a molecular diagram
JavaBean applet provided in Sun's JDK.
Jeff
Lon Stowell
Jeff Henkels <je...@crusoe.com---> wrote:
>Not mentioned on the semen page is hyaluronic acid, which turned up
>in a "News of the Weird" story several years back -- some haircare
>products contain it, but in very small quantities. Evidently, they
>get the hyaluronic acid from human semen, which costs something many
>thousands of dollars per liter.
I have to ask. Are those some sort of specialty haircare
products....say, used only for palm hair?
Niall
On 19 Oct 97 23:40:02 GMT, dre...@idirect.com (Daniel L. Dreibelbis)
wrote:
> {1} very popular candy bar sold in Britain and Canada; a piece of
>sponge toffee coated with milk chocolate that makes a satisfying crunch
>when bitten, though it tastes nothing like a bat's head.
>
Dunno what a bat's head tastes like, but probably better than a
crunchie.
Niall
Steve Caskey
Julie Waddle <ju...@arcana.com> ejac^Wexpounded:
>> I have also on ocasion heard references to stray drops of semen in
>> the eyes causing blindness. Where does this notion come from?
>
> Probably the fact that semen burns if it gets in your eyes. Hurts
>a lot, as a matter of fact. My *guess* is that tears are acidic and
>semen is strongly basic. Never checked the Ph, though.
Then her .sig turned bright red and she ran out of the newsgroup.
>julie "litmus test, anyone?" waddle
Steve "blue for boys, pink for girls?" Caskey
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In article <344d3d8c...@news.tiac.net>,
dok...@SPAMtiac.net (Seth Deitch) wrote:
> On 21 Oct 1997 23:23:57 GMT, "Jeff Henkels" <je...@crusoe.com---
> wrote:
> > Evidently, they get the hyaluronic acid from human semen, which
> > costs something many thousands of dollars per liter.
> >
> have been making. I could have retired at fifteen!
You've uncovered a money making opportunity to rival newspaper
delivery in its appeal to the teenage male.
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People don't like to be generalized about.
Richard Brandt
Mark E. Smith wrote:
>
> In article <344d3d8c...@news.tiac.net>,
> dok...@SPAMtiac.net (Seth Deitch) wrote:
> > On 21 Oct 1997 23:23:57 GMT, "Jeff Henkels" <je...@crusoe.com---
> > wrote:
> > > Evidently, they get the hyaluronic acid from human semen, which
> > > costs something many thousands of dollars per liter.
> > >
> > All these years....I never suspected......the dough I could
> > have been making. I could have retired at fifteen!
>
> You've uncovered a money making opportunity to rival newspaper
> delivery in its appeal to the teenage male.
And you don't even have to hit the porch.
Richard "one credit hour of marksmanship" Brandt
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Ryan Paige
Atalanta Pendragonne wrote:
>
> On Sun, 19 Oct 1997 17:51:01 -0500, Russ&Louann
> <mil...@cyberramp.net> wrote:
>
> >Texas
> >because he once p*ssed on the wall of the Alamo?
> >
> >Didn't think so. Just wanted to make the record more complete.
> >
> >"There's a bathroom on the right."
>
> I think this one actually happened... it was all over the news when I
> first moved to San Antonio.
He is no longer banned from San Antonio, but that was true for a time,
and Ozzy publically apologized for it. He talks about the bat thing and
something with a dove on his "Ultimate Ozzy" video which came out a few
years back (like 1991 or 1992).