Razor Blades in Vagina...
Susan Mudgett aka little gator
mincemeat26 (lar...@zoomnet.net) wrote:
: her back to base camp. She had mounted razor blade(s) in a standard
: diaphragm, so could insert without damage to herself. The ville was Long
As a former user of diaphragms, I can't imagine how I could insert a
diaphragm-with-razor-blades-mounted-in-it without damage to myself. Or
maybe I could safely insert it, but I'd be sure to become damaged once
it was in place.
Alina Holgate
Shucks! Wouldn't a gal just hold it in place by clenching it between
her vaginal teeth?!
Michael Kotler
On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
wrote:
>One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
A Vietnam vet once told me this happened to a buddy of his.
I also heard a joke based on this story. Seems there was this army
commander who was highly upset with his soldiers for sleeping with
prostitutes. He decided to teach them a lesson they would not soon
forget. So, one night he hired a prostitute to conceal a razor blade
in the usual manner, while standing outside camp. The next morning,
he called his entire platoon for inspection, and ordered them to drop
their pants. As they had each taken liberties with the prostitute the
night before, all of their dicks were gone. Except for one. The
commander ran up to the man with the surviving phallus, and said, "I'm
proud of you, Jenkins. You're the only one in the platoon who did not
partake of that hooker last night. What have you got to say for
yourself?
His response: "Umpphh wuh mumpphh wah gobphh....."
Michael "Speaking in tongues, or lack thereof" Kotler
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In article <33A8BD...@deakin.edu.au>, Alina Holgate
<hol...@deakin.edu.au> wrote:
Naah, that would probably result in the guy punching her to "unlock" her.
Trudi "'Bite me'? Well, OK!" Marrapodi
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Bill Ziegler
> > As a former user of diaphragms, I can't imagine how I could insert a
> > diaphragm-with-razor-blades-mounted-in-it without damage to myself. Or
> > maybe I could safely insert it, but I'd be sure to become damaged once
> > it was in place.
>
> Shucks! Wouldn't a gal just hold it in place by clenching it between
> her vaginal teeth?!
Yah! And couldn't a guy just defeat the whole thing, by punching the
fem in question, to get her to "clench up"?
Bill "Or is it unclench?" Ziegler
Michael R. Hartwig
In article <33a94559...@news.erols.com>
mek...@flynns.com (Michael Kotler) writes:
> I also heard a joke based on this story. Seems there was this army
> commander who was highly upset with his soldiers for sleeping with
> prostitutes. He decided to teach them a lesson they would not soon
> forget. So, one night he hired a prostitute to conceal a razor blade
> in the usual manner, while standing outside camp. The next morning,
> he called his entire platoon for inspection, and ordered them to drop
> their pants. As they had each taken liberties with the prostitute the
> night before, all of their dicks were gone. Except for one. The
> commander ran up to the man with the surviving phallus, and said, "I'm
> proud of you, Jenkins. You're the only one in the platoon who did not
> partake of that hooker last night. What have you got to say for
> yourself?
> His response: "Umpphh wuh mumpphh wah gobphh....."
We had that same joke back in grade school (late '60s). Except it was King
Arthur, trying to catch Lancelot & Guineverre cheating. To make it seem like
he wasn't trying to pick on poor Lancelot, Arthur had all the knights pee; he
was expecting a double stream from Lance. When Arthur apologized to Lancelot,
he got back the mumble.
If I remember right, there were a lot of us who had to have it explained.
Michael "I don't go *near* double-edged razor blades" Hartwig
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John MacDonald
"mincemeat26" <lar...@zoomnet.net> wrote:
>> tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) wrote in article
><5ntlip$vlh$1...@news.smart.net>...
>> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas >>>>
>SNIP >>>
>Can confirm one incident (early 1967, Bear Cat, w/9th Infantry Div - -
>trooper from B Co, 9th S&T Bn). Guy didn't waste the whore, but dragged
>her back to base camp. She had mounted razor blade(s) in a standard
>diaphragm, so could insert without damage to herself. The ville was Long
>Thanh North, and she was one of those 300-piaster "short-time"
>specialists. Don't know what happened to her or the soldier.
I'm sorry to be so late jumping into this thread, but I've
been of the Net for the past couple of months. About six
months ago I posted a story to AWV about this very thing.
I was also in the 9th Division. My Recon Platoon (2nd Bn,
39th Inf) was pulling a security detail for the Engineers,
who were working a Tree Crusher. One of the FO's attached
to us decided to take a walk into the woods with a local
girl. Nobody paid any attention, until about five minutes
later, when the most horrible scream came from the treeline.
He came running out, pants down around his ankles, holding
himself with both hands. Everyone ran over to see what the
hell was going on. He had a gash, maybe 1 1/2 inches long,
running right from the tip. Lucky for him, no major
anatomical structures were destroyed. When asked why he
let the whore escape, he saidhe was too busy holding himself
together (actually he used slightly stronger language).
Co E, 2nd Bn, 39th Inf, 9th ID (1967-68)
"Romeo-Six-Oscar" / "Mike-Three-Six"
J Shearer
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Sorry, guys, but until the actual man it "happened to" gets on and tells
us his first-person account, I will continue to believe that this is a
varient on the "Vagina Dentata" ("Toothed Vagina") myth that has been ar-
ound for CENTURIES!!! "Women/sex are dangerous, don'tcha know?" Jan
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MMMMMMMEL
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<<Sorry, guys, but until the actual man it "happened to" gets on and tells
us his first-person account, I will continue to believe that this is a
varient on the "Vagina Dentata" ("Toothed Vagina") myth that has been ar-
ound for CENTURIES!!! "Women/sex are dangerous, don'tcha know?" Jan>>
--
I knew woman where dangerous....I am one of them there critters.....but
sex??? Ahhhhhhh dern it!!! I was havin fun....
Lon Stowell
J Shearer <@accessone.com> wrote:
>-------------------
>Sorry, guys, but until the actual man it "happened to" gets on and tells
>us his first-person account, I will continue to believe that this is a
>varient on the "Vagina Dentata" ("Toothed Vagina") myth that has been ar-
>ound for CENTURIES!!! "Women/sex are dangerous, don'tcha know?" Jan
And since Jef Poskanzer has a genuine image of a toothy one on
his website, we expect nothing less than an image of the sliced
salami to be offered as proof.
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Timothy Ferguson
Your picture is of a surgical geminid, not of a person harmed by a VC
prostitute with a razor blade.
Surgical geminids are rare, but there are a suprising number around,
rarer still are natural geminids. We can tell this is a surgical
geminid and not a man damaged by a VC prostitute because the division
goes all the way to the base of the penis.
cze...@us.oracle.com
I already regret asking, but for the benefit of those of us
unfamiliar with the terms, could you explain what a
surgical geminid is and how it occurs?
Thanks,
Lon Stowell
In article <33B2E9...@us.oracle.com>, <cze...@us.oracle.com> wrote:
>Timothy Ferguson wrote:
>
>I already regret asking, but for the benefit of those of us
>unfamiliar with the terms, could you explain what a
>surgical geminid is and how it occurs?
And what is a natural geminid, but please spare us the
illustrations...our imaginations will do nicely.
And at this point, all the males in the audience may
now uncross their legs, the surgeon has left the building.
Timothy Ferguson
> > prostitute with a razor blade.
> >
> > Surgical geminids are rare, but there are a suprising number around,
> > rarer still are natural geminids. We can tell this is a surgical
> > geminid and not a man damaged by a VC prostitute because the division
> > goes all the way to the base of the penis.
>
> unfamiliar with the terms, could you explain what a
> surgical geminid is and how it occurs?
>
It's a man who has his penis sliced in half for cosmetic reasons, to
simulate being a geminid, that is, a man who is born with two penises.
Lon Stowell
Timothy Ferguson <Timothy....@jcu.edu.au> wrote:
>
>It's a man who has his penis sliced in half for cosmetic reasons, to
>simulate being a geminid, that is, a man who is born with two penises.
Other than female rattlesnakes, who on earth would this be
cosmetically attractive to? [and yes, I am beginning to get even
sorrier we asked.]
Nat Turner
Chuck
LOL!! Good shot! ;-)
Chuck
Ed T
Dave wrote:
>
> In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
> >> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> >> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>
> --------------------------------------------
> rat...@ibm.net
> (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
> (Remove SPAM to reply)
It's anatomically impossible for a woman to put a razor in her vagina
without causing very serious damage to herself first.
For all you doubters out there, who doubt my statement above, try it.
If you are a male, talk your sexual partner try putting one in her
vagina; or if you prefer the masculine side of things, have him put one
in his colon. The call 911, because you'll need them.
Dave
Barbara Mikkelson
In alt.folklore.urban Dave <rat...@ibm.net> wrote:
> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
^^^
You mipsled "Tet".
Barbara "offensive" Mikkelson
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Dave
In <5pflga$mao$2...@nntp2.ba.best.com>, bmik...@fas.harvard.edu (Barbara Mikkelson) writes:
>In alt.folklore.urban Dave <rat...@ibm.net> wrote:
>
>> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
> ^^^
>You mipsled "Tet".
>
Nat Turner
In article <33baa...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
>In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
>>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>
Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
BARD
--
Barbara Mikkelson
In alt.folklore.urban Nat Turner <tur...@smarty.smart.net> wrote:
> The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent and say,
> "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
And you took that personally? What, can't a girl be a 2 Live Crew fan?
Barbara "you're to blame for this one, Brian" Mikkelson
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bmikkels@fas. | but you will never find a cat trying to graze in the
harvard.edu | middle of a paved road. - Charles Wm. Dimmick
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cze...@us.oracle.nospam
Nat Turner wrote:
>The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
Dream on.
Ed T
Nat Turner wrote:
>
> In article <33baa...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
> >In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
> >>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> >>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
> >>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> >>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
> >
> >You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
> >--------------------------------------------
>
> Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
> till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
> from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
>
> --
Wrongo.
In the part of Viet Nam where I was, and where most of the American
ground troops were stationed and where we operated, there were two kinds
of Viet Nameese. Dead ones, and those who were doing their damnest to
insure that we (all the members of the United States Military in Viet
Nam) joined their receitly departed breatheren. We just plain never saw
any Viet Nameese women, except for the dead ones we found every now and
then.
So to make the brash statement that we were all shoving our male members
into every Viet Nameese woman we could find is a gross distortation of a
subject that you obviously know absolutely nothing at all about.
Joe Long
On Thu, 03 Jul 1997 11:17:30 -0700, cze...@us.oracle.nospam wrote:
>Nat Turner wrote:
>>The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
>> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>Dream on.
No, 's truth. 'course you had to give the girl a Hershey bar or a
pair of nylons.
Oops ... wrong war.
--
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mincemeat26
> tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) wrote in article ... everyone --
everyone,
> from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
> really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your
tent
> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
>
> BARD
I guess I'm late in realizing what an asshole this guy is. "Everyone,"
huh? Well, here's one who didn't; not in two tours in the Nam. Nor did I
ever see any Vietnamese women simply ride their m/c's past the gate guards
and go poking around tents. I have to wonder which "Vietnam" this clown is
talking about. Maybe the one in somebody's drug-clouded wannabe mind.
BTW, the standard line (at least in MR 3&4) was, "Hey, GI -- I ruv you too
much. You buy me drink for lucky?"
Me? I guess I was "Numbah Ten Cheap Chollie."
Lon Stowell
Barbara Mikkelson <bmik...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>You mipsled "Tet".
No, the blades go below, the narcotics go on the tets.
However, I don't believe any civil war generals ever campaigned
in Nam or versa vice.
Nat Turner
In article <5pgoej$6th$2...@nntp2.ba.best.com>,
Barbara Mikkelson <bmik...@fas.harvard.edu> wrote:
>In alt.folklore.urban Nat Turner <tur...@smarty.smart.net> wrote:
>
>> "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
>
>Barbara "you're to blame for this one, Brian" Mikkelson
>--
I'm not sure what connection you meant, but after leaving the 'Nam, years
later when 2 Live Crew came out with that song, I was astounded. I
couldn't figure how they got the thing right.
BARD
--
Nat Turner
In article <33BC20...@sevtech.com>, Ed T <e...@sevtech.com> wrote:
>Nat Turner wrote:
>>
>> In article <33baa...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
>> >In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
>> >>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>> >>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>> >>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>> >>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>> >
>>
>> Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>> from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>>
>> --
>
>Wrongo.
>
>In the part of Viet Nam where I was, and where most of the American
>ground troops were stationed and where we operated, there were two kinds
>of Viet Nameese. Dead ones, and those who were doing their damnest to
>insure that we (all the members of the United States Military in Viet
>Nam) joined their receitly departed breatheren. We just plain never saw
>any Viet Nameese women, except for the dead ones we found every now and
>then.
>
>So to make the brash statement that we were all shoving our male members
>into every Viet Nameese woman we could find is a gross distortation of a
>subject that you obviously know absolutely nothing at all about.
I was in Danang and Saigon and a lot of places in between. I based my
statements on what I saw and experienced. Prostitution was rampant
wherever I traveled in the 'Nam whether the cities or at base camps. In
Country R&R, every bar in Saigon, wherever you went "boom-boom" girls
where a way of life. Where were you stationed at?
BARD
--
Nat Turner
In article <01bc8801.205f69c0$2667e6ce@larryp>,
mincemeat26 <lar...@zoomnet.net> wrote:
>
>
>> tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) wrote in article ... everyone --
>everyone,
>> from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>> really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your
>tent
>> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>>
>> BARD
>
>huh? Well, here's one who didn't; not in two tours in the Nam. Nor did I
>ever see any Vietnamese women simply ride their m/c's past the gate guards
>and go poking around tents. I have to wonder which "Vietnam" this clown is
>talking about. Maybe the one in somebody's drug-clouded wannabe mind.
>
>BTW, the standard line (at least in MR 3&4) was, "Hey, GI -- I ruv you too
>much. You buy me drink for lucky?"
>
>Me? I guess I was "Numbah Ten Cheap Chollie."
>
Hey, pal, VD was by far the highest sick call symptom wherever our troops
were. Moreover, in towns like Danang in '69 there were no gates or any
thing of the sort preventing the locals from entry. "Boom-Boom" girls were
everywhere you turned.
Finally, where the fuck do you get off calling me names? If you disagree
with me fine, let's discuss it; but why be a jerk about it?
BARD
--
Mitcho
> >In the part of Viet Nam where I was, and where most of the American
> >ground troops were stationed and where we operated, there were two kinds
> >of Viet Nameese. Dead ones, and those who were doing their damnest to
> Country R&R, every bar in Saigon, wherever you went "boom-boom" girls
> where a way of life. Where were you stationed at?
Prolly Ed spent most of his tour out, you know, fighting the war, while
Nat took it easy in the bars and brothels of Saigon and Danang, which is
where, no doubt, he picked up his curious ideas about male-female
relations.
Mitcho
Simon Slavin
In article <33BABD...@sevtech.com>,
Ed T <e...@sevtech.com> wrote:
> It's anatomically impossible for a woman to put a razor in her vagina
> without causing very serious damage to herself first.
I have a plastic case in my travel-bag designed to contain three
or four Gilette razors. It's just big enough to contain the razors
and just thick enough to make sure that it doesn't have any sharp
edges. I could imagine a capped plastic tube made like that which
could contain more razors linked together and would easily be small
enough to slide into a vagina.
[To any women out there wincing, apologies. I had to deal with
the surgical geminid photo posted here last week.]
> For all you doubters out there, who doubt my statement above, try it.
> If you are a male, talk your sexual partner try putting one in her
> vagina; or if you prefer the masculine side of things, have him put
> one in his colon.
Don't try this at home, folks.
Simon.
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http://www.hearsay.demon.co.uk | tech lynching since I've been here.
Check email address for spam-guard. | Well, I'm moving on. -- Nat Turner
Junk email not welcome at this site. | <tur...@smarty.smart.net.NOJUNK>
Nat Turner
Hey, dodging razor blades when you're half in the bag is tough work
too.
BARD
--
Erik Petrich
In article <AFE2FFFC9...@0.0.0.0>, sla...@hearsay.demon.co.uk.NOJUNK
says...
>
>I have a plastic case in my travel-bag designed to contain three
>or four Gilette razors. It's just big enough to contain the razors
>and just thick enough to make sure that it doesn't have any sharp
>edges. I could imagine a capped plastic tube made like that which
>could contain more razors linked together and would easily be small
>enough to slide into a vagina.
>
Simon, excuse me for asking, but just what do you do on your dates?
Lizz "Cutting remark, as usual" Braver from a borrowed account
Rick Tyler
On 5 Jul 1997 01:40:13 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
wrote:
<snip>
Anyone out there know what "REMF" is an acronym of?
-- Rick "It's not 'Righteous Enlisted Men Fighting' AFAIK" Tyler
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aka Nat Turner aka Francis Farmer aka Fanny aka
blondeand14 (and still counting)
Rick Tyler
On 4 Jul 1997 02:14:15 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
wrote:
<snip>
The intelligent content of a Usenet post varies inversely as the
square of the number of NGs to which it is posted.
-- Rick "What shall we call this law?" Tyler
Rick Tyler
On 3 Jul 1997 13:25:13 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
wrote:
<snip>
The US Weather Service is predicting a particularly wet winter in
California next year. Better get your roof fixed now.
-- Rick
Dave
In <5pg97p$rs$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) writes:
>In article <33baa...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
>>In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>>>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>>>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>>>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>>
>>You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>>--------------------------------------------
>
>
>Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
>and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over there
to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
--------------------------------------------
Dave
In <33bc0299....@news.mti.net>, j...@mti.net (Joe Long) writes:
>On Thu, 03 Jul 1997 11:17:30 -0700, cze...@us.oracle.nospam wrote:
>
>>Nat Turner wrote:
>
>>> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
Every time I read a 'Nat post' I get the feeling he learned most of his
military information from Oliver Stone movies. Oh, and the Gulf War
on CNN.
tw...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu
rat...@ibm.net (Dave) writes:
> In <5pg97p$rs$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
> writes:
:
> >Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
> >till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
> >from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
> >really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
> >and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
> I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over there
> to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
Dave, as anyone else here will testify, the Natbard has a thing for
excusing late teens for any lack of responsibility or common sense. You're
wasting your time arguing with him, and I recommend sticking him in a
kill-file while you still have your sanity.
As for Nat - when *I* was 19, I never entertained the idea of jumping into
the sack with hooker. And I suspect that most of my peers at the time
didn't either. Granted, I've nver faced death on a continual basis, but
without any cites on your part I'm discounting your assertions about
Gen. Westmoreland on down as nothing more than the rantings of a blathering
assface (thank you, Dennis Miller). Now fuck off (like you promised over a
month ago) to talk.advocacy.teen or somewhere else where you might get a
more receptive audience and won't pollute this group.
Ted "or maybe it's time for alt.fan.natbard - CFV, anyone?" Wong
--
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<tm...@cornell.edu> | not necessarily reflect mine.
Information Technology Section | WARNING: Reading this posting may be
Mann Library, Cornell University | hazardous to your productivity.
Nat Turner
In article <33c12...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
>In <5pg97p$rs$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) writes:
>>>In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
>>>>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>>>>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>>>>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>>>>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>>>
>>
>>
>>Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>>till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
>>from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>>really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
>>and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
>I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over there
>to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
>You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>
Which was usually a swell time; but on the topic of "Uncle Sam" -- why did
he send us over there?
BARD
--
Nat Turner
>>On Thu, 03 Jul 1997 11:17:30 -0700, cze...@us.oracle.nospam wrote:
>>
>>>Nat Turner wrote:
>>
>>>> and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>
>Every time I read a 'Nat post' I get the feeling he learned most of his
>military information from Oliver Stone movies. Oh, and the Gulf War
>on CNN.
>--------------------------------------------
> rat...@ibm.net
>(Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
> (Remove SPAM to reply)
>
>
Damn good movie. And the got that scene with the hooker just right.
BARD
--
Nat Turner
In article <tchge6k...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu>,
<tw...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu> wrote:
>rat...@ibm.net (Dave) writes:
>
>> In <5pg97p$rs$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>> writes:
>> >Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>> >till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
>> >from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>> >and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>> to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
>> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>
>excusing late teens for any lack of responsibility or common sense. You're
>wasting your time arguing with him, and I recommend sticking him in a
>kill-file while you still have your sanity.
>
>As for Nat - when *I* was 19, I never entertained the idea of jumping into
>the sack with hooker. And I suspect that most of my peers at the time
>didn't either. Granted, I've nver faced death on a continual basis, but
>without any cites on your part I'm discounting your assertions about
>Gen. Westmoreland on down as nothing more than the rantings of a blathering
>assface (thank you, Dennis Miller). Now fuck off (like you promised over a
>month ago) to talk.advocacy.teen or somewhere else where you might get a
>more receptive audience and won't pollute this group.
>
>Ted "or maybe it's time for alt.fan.natbard - CFV, anyone?" Wong
>
>--
>Ted Wong | DISCLAIMER: Cornell's opinions do
><tm...@cornell.edu> | not necessarily reflect mine.
>Information Technology Section | WARNING: Reading this posting may be
>Mann Library, Cornell University | hazardous to your productivity.
Actually, I made it all up. Celibacy was strictly adhered to by everyone
mainly due to the example set by a couple of stoic Oriental GIs who,
rather than risk getting hard-ons, lopped-off their penises and sent them
back home disguised as miniature fortune cookies.
BARD
--
Barbara Mikkelson
In alt.folklore.urban Nat Turner <tur...@smarty.smart.net> wrote:
> Which was usually a swell time; but on the topic of "Uncle Sam" -- why
> did he send us over there?
Um, maybe because the North Vietnamese refused to come over here?
Barbara "not every place delivers" Mikkelson
--
Barbara Mikkelson | In my Spanish dictionary "gullible"
bmikkels@fas. | (pronounced "goo-yee-blay") means
harvard.edu | "loving or affectionate." - snopes
Dave
In <5ps2th$dik$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) writes:
>In article <33c12...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM> wrote:
>>>>In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>, lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
>>>>>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>>>>>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>>>>>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>>>>>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>>>till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
>>>from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>>>really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
>>>and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>>I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over there
>>to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
>>You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>>
>
>
>Which was usually a swell time; but on the topic of "Uncle Sam" -- why did
>he send us over there?
I dunno, soldier boy. You tell me.
Maggie Newman
Every time I see this header, I ask myself, "What's all this fuss about
razor blades in Virginia? Don't the people there like beards? Have
they never heard of the hot wax method?"
Maggie "never mind" Newman
Sarra Wright
On Mon, 07 Jul 1997 18:47:04 -0500, Jim Everman <eve...@anet-stl.com>
wrote:
>Oh wow - this post by Sarra came up just below the one
> where she posted about trying the Sodium thiosulfate -
> lemon juice *trick*.
>
> Had me pretty concerned for your well being, Sarra!
>
> Boy am I glad you didn't . . . never mind....
>
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
No way, not me. I may be stupid but I'm not crazy.
I'm touched by your concern.
I do however have a big bottle of methylene blue if anyone is really
interested.
Sarra "pool pariah" Wright
Daniel
On 29 Jun 1997 16:58:05 -0700, lsto...@pyrtech.mis.pyramid.com (Lon
Stowell) wrote:
>Timothy Ferguson <Timothy....@jcu.edu.au> wrote:
>>
>>It's a man who has his penis sliced in half for cosmetic reasons, to
>>simulate being a geminid, that is, a man who is born with two penises.
>
> Other than female rattlesnakes, who on earth would this be
> cosmetically attractive to? [and yes, I am beginning to get even
> sorrier we asked.]
>
On the other hand, there's the matter of convenience: One might find
himself coming and going simultaneously.
-Daniel
Roger L. Perkins
In article <tchge6k...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu>,
tw...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu wrote:
>rat...@ibm.net (Dave) writes:
>
>> >Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to wait
>> >till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone -- everyone,
>> >from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>> >really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in your tent
>> >and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>>
>> I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over there
>> to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
>> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>
>excusing late teens for any lack of responsibility or common sense. You're
>wasting your time arguing with him, and I recommend sticking him in a
>kill-file while you still have your sanity.
>
>As for Nat - when *I* was 19, I never entertained the idea of jumping into
>the sack with hooker. And I suspect that most of my peers at the time
>didn't either. Granted, I've nver faced death on a continual basis, but
>without any cites on your part I'm discounting your assertions about
>Gen. Westmoreland on down as nothing more than the rantings of a blathering
>assface (thank you, Dennis Miller). Now fuck off (like you promised over a
>month ago) to talk.advocacy.teen or somewhere else where you might get a
>more receptive audience and won't pollute this group.
>
>Ted "or maybe it's time for alt.fan.natbard - CFV, anyone?" Wong
>
Just dropped in here but my guess is that you were one of those with a college deferment
who was screwing co-eds or something. In other words, you probably don't know what you
are talking about either, and I mean that in a positive way. Ignorance vs stupidity. The
fact you admit to "not facing death..." is a positive side.
I believe your faith in teens is misplaced mainly due to two factors: (1) At that age they
have little in the way of reference to make decisions on. They are usually on their own
without adult supervision for the first time and that happened with little or no
transition. Their decision making skills are weak. Add hormones to that and it makes for
some bad judgement calls. (2) For a young man in the military there is a certain group
mystique that everyone gets caught up in. When you go to college it's the moral,
anit-estabilishment, balck and white world of the cloistered. For the soldier it's the
devil may care, warrior prince, soldier of fortune guy who doesn't know what tomorrow will
bring. The first get's passionately involved with causes that they oversimplify and the
second fucks and drinks alot. Both play the role sat out for them.
Just some points to consider.
Roger
AIRBORNE!
tw...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu
BAD...@cc.usu.edu (Roger L. Perkins) writes:
> >As for Nat - when *I* was 19, I never entertained the idea of jumping into
> >the sack with hooker. And I suspect that most of my peers at the time
> >didn't either. Granted, I've nver faced death on a continual basis
:
:
>
> Just dropped in here but my guess is that you were one of those with a
> college deferment who was screwing co-eds or something. In other words,
> you probably don't know what you are talking about either, and I mean
> that in a positive way. Ignorance vs stupidity. The fact you admit to
> "not facing death..." is a positive side.
I was born in 1972, which would have immediately disqualified me from the
draft, no matter how short the US was on able-bodied troops...
Seriously, I understand your point about college kids vs. drafted kids
following roles society had mapped out for them. My main problem with Nat
Turner's post was the assertion that just about *everyone* in the armed
forces was paying to sleep with hookers. I accept that the many servicemen
did, but many is never the same as 'all'.
I'm reading and posting this article from alt.folklore.urban, where bold
statements require some sort of proof to be considered
acceptable. As Mr. Turner's 'proof' is usually of the form:
1. "Cuz I say so."
2. "I'm a Vietnam vet, so I know these things."
3. "Cites? We don't need no stinking cites!"
...I have begun automatically discounting any statement he presents as
fact.
Ted "...and which is why few will follow-up his posts, except with complete
non-sequiters" Wong
Lon Stowell
In article <tcwwmxi...@java.mannlib.cornell.edu>,
>
>Seriously, I understand your point about college kids vs. drafted kids
>following roles society had mapped out for them. My main problem with Nat
>Turner's post was the assertion that just about *everyone* in the armed
>forces was paying to sleep with hookers. I accept that the many servicemen
>did, but many is never the same as 'all'.
Allegedly servicemen, even Nam ones, were more likely to have
virginity status unchanged as a result of 2-3 years service
than similar males either attending college or entering the
work force. I sure wish I could find the study that claimed
this, as I recall that it noted this really had more to do with
lack of opportunity than any actual differences in preference
or behavior between the populations.
Nat Turner
In article <5q5vvo$4...@pyrtech.mis.pyramid.com>,
You guys are too weird. You accept the fact that we were
killing men, women, and children, napalming their villages, shoveling
their bodies into mass graves with bulldozers, making necklaces out of
their ears, etc, but deny we'd have done something as awful as screw
Vietnamese girls.
Too Weird, man...
BARD
--
Simon Slavin
In article <5pluq3$7...@ionews.ionet.net>,
epet...@firmware.com (Lizz Braver) wrote:
> In article <AFE2FFFC9...@0.0.0.0>, sla...@hearsay.demon.co.uk.NOJUNK
> says...
>
> >I have a plastic case in my travel-bag designed to contain three
> >or four Gilette razors.
>
> Simon, excuse me for asking, but just what do you do on your dates?
Taking my travel-bag on a date implies ... erm ... optimism.
Those aren't for dates, they're so I can shave when I act as
consultant. With a smart suit and sufficiently close shave they
don't notice that you don't know anything about their problem
until you've fixed it.
My dates generally ask me not to shave. I asked why once and
got an answer about velcro I didn't understand.
Garr
Nat Turner wrote:
>
>
> You guys are too weird. You accept the fact that we were
> killing men, women, and children, napalming their villages, shoveling
> their bodies into mass graves with bulldozers, making necklaces out of
> their ears, etc, but deny we'd have done something as awful as screw
> Vietnamese girls.
>
> Too Weird, man...
>
> BARD
> --
playing army when I was little. Yep yep yep, toy guns didn't have those
obnoxious safety-orange tips back then (and they made real mechanical
noises). The name of the game was "army" and there were no different
branches or high-tech rules of play. We always knew what our orders
were and where they came from... to beat the other side. Get 'em good.
Get 'em so that they couldn't possibly dispute getting gotten good.
Then we'd find boom-boom girls too. Nice ones... because you're only
young once, and we knew it. Sometimes they would just ride their
scooters up the tree, into the clubhouse, and proposition the entire
division. There were thirteen of us. A real bad luck number. After
refusing to play/shave with our LEGOs, we were coined "The Bitter
Baker's Dozen" --and we cursed sometimes too. However, we never forgot
the hospitality of kindly old man Vargipuski. Looking back on those
carefree days now, ...I guess you'd say that he was a pimp of sorts.
One year, he even gave us nails, boards, and poster-paint for our
lemon-ade stand. He also always gave us good prices on penicillin and
delousing powder.
John Gifford
Dave wrote:
> In <5pg97p$rs$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
> writes:
> >In article <33baa...@news1.ibm.net>, Dave <rat...@ibm.net.SPAM>
> wrote:
> >>In <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>,
> lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) writes:
> >>>> On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one
> about
> >>>> >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas.
> The
> >>>> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim
> American
> >>>> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
> >>
> >>You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
> >>--------------------------------------------
> >
> >
> >Tell that to a 19 year old grunt facing death every day. Tell him to
> wait
> >till he gets back home to Mary Lou. And by the way, everyone --
> everyone,
> >from General Westmoreland on down slept with Vietnamese women. It was
>
> >really something. The girls would ride up on motorcycles, peek in
> your tent
> >and say, "Oh, GI. Me so horny."
>
> I don't give a damn how horny you are. Did Uncle Sam send you over
> there
> to have sex with exotic women? Didn't think so. I'll say it again;
> You have sex with a Vietnamese hooker, you deserve what you get.
>
> --------------------------------------------
> rat...@ibm.net
> (Hammer nail here--> <-- for a new monitor.)
> (Remove SPAM to reply)
I have read all the posts on this subject. All I want to see is one
(1) just {1} documented report where this was ever the case not bullshit
that is going around the newsgroups but hard true facts that this ever
happened. I don't believe this can be proven because it never
happened. Zapper 66
Madeleine Page
John Gifford wrote:
: I have read all the posts on this subject. All I want to see is one
: (1) just {1} documented report where this was ever the case not bullshit
: that is going around the newsgroups but hard true facts that this ever
: happened. I don't believe this can be proven because it never
: happened.
Someone who understands the heart of alt.folklore.urban! Welcome, John.
Just as a warning to would-be vorifiers, "I saw a sex show at Patpong
where the artiste pulled razor blades out of her vagina" doesn't work as
evidence in this case. Sleight of, um, hand is part of such shows.
Madeleine "followups to afu only, as we seem to be in folklore territory
finally" Page
Reid & Lisa Ridgway
There's a book of short stories, "A Visit to the Footbinder" (can't
remember the author), wherein one of the stories is about a group of
women...some kind of American military specialized infantry, who HATE
men and insert a kind of muscle-triggered, spiked slice&dice contraption
into their vaginas. I guess it was similar to the female condom.
Lisa.
Nat Turner
In article <5q19r5$iqh$1...@newsd-106.bryant.webtv.net>,
Ron <B1...@webtv.net> wrote:
>Intersesting thoughts, but apparently none of you served in a line
>company.
>
>After a fun filled couple of months in the field, the whorehouse was the
>number one choice of destinations while on stand-down. True, there was a
>small percentage who would come along just to hang with their buds, but
>most were there to get laid.
>
>It had something to do with not knowing wether
>or not you would ever have the opportunity again. Besides, it was fun.
>
>When you're a grunt, the clap is the LEAST of your worries. The mythical
>razor blade in the snatch don't even rate.
>
>Ron
>B/1/327 1BDE 101 ABN 67-68
>
>
--
TMO/TX
Nat Turner wrote:
>
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
> women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> be explained.
Them damn E2s would believe anything us old soaks told'em, the legend of
the "Snapping Pussy" apparently predating the Golden Bough or the Age of
Fable.
On the other hand, 'tis a good thing that those devious slant-eyed
divvil's didn't have sewergator plantations or gerbil ranches near at
hand.
For 'tis a noble thing to give up one's life for his country, but less
so if the Casualty Report reads "Death by Misadventure, gnawed to naught
by a gerbil or snapped off by a sewergator!"
"Yeah, I know, wear my raincoat. But do I have to carry a flashlight?"
--
Kestrel Syndicate - Oliver Associates - Southwest Regional Council
"Quid consilium cepit..."
RM Mentock
Nat Turner wrote:
>
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
> women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
> exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> a bloodied and shredded love muscle from one of these damsels was so
> ticked that rather than the customary two dollar fee, he cleared his tab
> by embedding two M-16 rounds in the center of the treacherous little
> trollop's head.
>
> This urban legend also avers that no charges were brought against the
> soldier for dispatching said female without the benefit of a fair trial.
> And each time we repeated this story among ourselves we'd all echo the
> same response: "Bitch got what she deserved. I'd have wasted her too!"
(I'm right behind you on this one BARD -- you got to get some sleep!)
Now, before you say "what did she expect", you coulda read the faq
cause it's in there already.
--
D.
Had you only known, you coulda saved yourself some anxiety
men...@mindspring.com
http://www.mindspring.com/~mentock/index.htm
Nat Turner
One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
be explained. Still, the story goes the first America GI to withdraw
a bloodied and shredded love muscle from one of these damsels was so
ticked that rather than the customary two dollar fee, he cleared his tab
by embedding two M-16 rounds in the center of the treacherous little
trollop's head.
This urban legend also avers that no charges were brought against the
soldier for dispatching said female without the benefit of a fair trial.
And each time we repeated this story among ourselves we'd all echo the
same response: "Bitch got what she deserved. I'd have wasted her too!"
BARD
This article has been cross-posted to soc.veterans. If you have heard it
please feel free to confirm or add on to it. --B.
--
Lon Stowell
RM Mentock <men...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>(I'm right behind you on this one BARD -- you got to get some sleep!)
>Now, before you say "what did she expect", you coulda read the faq
>cause it's in there already.
How about we create a special section in the FAQ of Frequently
Posted Bullshit to keep track of these new "offerings".
Harry H Conover
Daniel (das...@nr.infi.net) wrote:
: Well, I dunno, but I have seen a nude bar dancer in Bangkok reach down
: and pull out a dozen razor blades threaded on a string. They were in
: there some way or other without doing any damage to the artist.
This is an old and venerable magicians trick. Still, while they're
generally extracted from the mouth, equally interesting variations
on the routine are possible.
Harry C.
Drew Lawson
In article <5ntlip$vlh$1...@news.smart.net>, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat
Turner) wrote:
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas.
Funny, I was thinking about this one just a couple days ago
(I don't recall why). What with the continued window discussions
and another stuck truck thread going on, I was marveling that
I hadn't heard this one for a while.
Drew "I think I liked it better that way. Ick" Lawson
--
Drew Lawson | If dreams were thunder,
| and lightning was desire,
dr...@furrfu.com | This old house would have burnt down
http://www.furrfu.com/ | a long time ago
Mike F.
Nat Turner wrote:
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas.
I HEARD IT TOO.
In July of 1957 I joined the Marine Corps Reserve while still in high
school.
I heard the same yarn from some Korean War vets and WWII vets.
I heard it again in 1966 in Ky Ha (North end of Chu Lai).
I didn't ever believe it, but repeated it as gospel truth! Maybe I even
told one
of you guys!
Tell me, was it true that the Charlies bored tiny holes in the bottom of
glass
booze bottles, inserted poison and sealed the holes?
How about the RVN soldiers killing Vietnamese girls who messed around
with GIs?
Mike Fulstone
Eminence Grise
In article <33A2F3...@iamerica.net>, swr...@iamerica.net says...
> Nat Turner wrote:
> >
> > One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> > women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> > soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
> > exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> > be explained.
>
> the "Snapping Pussy" apparently predating the Golden Bough or the Age of
> Fable.
It is not a fable. Any bar at Patpong, Bangkok, featuring "shows" will
have girls pulling out razor blades from their vaginas.
Rob Wright
Eminence Grise wrote:
>
> In article <33A2F3...@iamerica.net>, swr...@iamerica.net says...
> > Nat Turner wrote:
> > >
> > > One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> > > Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas.
>
> have girls pulling out razor blades from their vaginas.
Have you ever seen a magician doing card or coin tricks? Same-Same.
-- Badger
.....Slowly, Inexorably, Going Around the Bend
Larry Preuss
>
> >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
> >exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> >a bloodied and shredded love muscle from one of these damsels was so
> >ticked that rather than the customary two dollar fee, he cleared his tab
> >by embedding two M-16 rounds in the center of the treacherous little
> >trollop's head.
> >
> >This urban legend also avers that no charges were brought against the
> >soldier for dispatching said female without the benefit of a fair trial.
> >And each time we repeated this story among ourselves we'd all echo the
> >same response: "Bitch got what she deserved. I'd have wasted her too!"
> >
> >BARD
Bard, I'm surprised at you. Haven't you considered that societal stutus of
these poor young women, and the PANIC that must have led to such actions. I
would consider these circumstances pure accident. Blame society, which
deserves your disapprobation, not the young women driven by PANIC.
LP
--
Daniel
On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) is
alleged to have typed:
' ' ' ' '
>One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
>Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
>women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
>soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror.
. ' ' ' ' '
Well, I dunno, but I have seen a nude bar dancer in Bangkok reach down
and pull out a dozen razor blades threaded on a string. They were in
there some way or other without doing any damage to the artist.
-Daniel
Ragnar
Don't forget the girl who can make change. I saw one take about 80 pesos
(Philippines) and give back any amount you wanted.
Been there, done that.....
Ragnar
Daniel <das...@nr.infi.net> wrote in article
<33a746a7...@news.nr.infi.net>...
> On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 02:51:42 -0500, Rob Wright
> <rob.w...@tech-center.com> wrote:
> {text razored away}
> >Eminence Grise wrote:
>
> >> It is not a fable. Any bar at Patpong, Bangkok, featuring "shows" will
> >> have girls pulling out razor blades from their vaginas.
> >
> >Have you ever seen a magician doing card or coin tricks? Same-Same.
> >
> >-- Badger
>
> Nope-ain't the same. The Patpong Road act has the performer producing
> a dozen blades threaded on a string. She reaches down and pulls on
> one end- the other one's hidden and there ain't no sleeves in sight.
> Another artist had a string of little brass bells hidden away the same
> way. And then there's the ping-pong ball act.....
>
> -Daniel "My buddymade me go. All three nights."
>
Dave Wilton
On Wed, 18 Jun 1997 02:32:34 GMT, das...@nr.infi.net (Daniel) wrote:
>On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 02:51:42 -0500, Rob Wright
><rob.w...@tech-center.com> wrote:
> {text razored away}
>>Eminence Grise wrote:
>
>>> It is not a fable. Any bar at Patpong, Bangkok, featuring "shows" will
>>> have girls pulling out razor blades from their vaginas.
>>
>>Have you ever seen a magician doing card or coin tricks? Same-Same.
>>
>>-- Badger
>
>Nope-ain't the same. The Patpong Road act has the performer producing
>a dozen blades threaded on a string. She reaches down and pulls on
>one end- the other one's hidden and there ain't no sleeves in sight.
Yeah, but are they sharp razor blades? I had a college roommate who
used to take a razor blade, put it in his mouth and flip it around
with his tongue. It freaked me out until I realized the blade was so
dull that it wouldn't cut a thing.
Dave Wilton
dwi...@sprynet.com
http://home.sprynet.com/sprynet/dwilton/
mincemeat26
> tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner) wrote in article
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>
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas >>>>
SNIP >>>
Can confirm one incident (early 1967, Bear Cat, w/9th Infantry Div - -
trooper from B Co, 9th S&T Bn). Guy didn't waste the whore, but dragged
her back to base camp. She had mounted razor blade(s) in a standard
diaphragm, so could insert without damage to herself. The ville was Long
Thanh North, and she was one of those 300-piaster "short-time"
specialists. Don't know what happened to her or the soldier.
Eric Boyd
In article <lpreuss-ya0240800...@news.provide.net>,
lpr...@provide.net (Larry Preuss) wrote:
> > On 14 Jun 1997 08:43:05 GMT, tur...@smarty.smart.net (Nat Turner)
> > wrote:
> > >One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> > >Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
> > >women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> > >soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
> > >exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> > >be explained. Still, the story goes the first America GI to withdraw
> > >a bloodied and shredded love muscle from one of these damsels was so
> > >ticked that rather than the customary two dollar fee, he cleared his tab
> > >by embedding two M-16 rounds in the center of the treacherous little
> > >trollop's head.
Like many Uls, this one just doesn't make sense. If the VC wanted to have
female agents posing as prostitutes, they could have figured out better
ways to harm US soldiers. Why couldnt they drug the soldiers, or stab them,
or garrote them?
-seric
Daniel
On Mon, 16 Jun 1997 02:51:42 -0500, Rob Wright
<rob.w...@tech-center.com> wrote:
{text razored away}
>Eminence Grise wrote:
>> It is not a fable. Any bar at Patpong, Bangkok, featuring "shows" will
>> have girls pulling out razor blades from their vaginas.
>
>Have you ever seen a magician doing card or coin tricks? Same-Same.
>
>-- Badger
Nope-ain't the same. The Patpong Road act has the performer producing
a dozen blades threaded on a string. She reaches down and pulls on
one end- the other one's hidden and there ain't no sleeves in sight.
mincemeat26
> s...@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator) wrote in
article <5o8gr0$7...@harvee.billerica.ma.us>...
>
> mincemeat26 (lar...@zoomnet.net) wrote:
>
> : her back to base camp. She had mounted razor blade(s) in a standard
> : diaphragm, so could insert without damage to herself. The ville was
Long
>
>... I can't imagine how I could insert a
diaphragm-with-razor-blades-mounted-in-it without damage to myself ...
As a never-user of diaphragms, I have no idea of the mechanics involved.
Injury could easily come (to fingers, mostly) after initial insertion,
when the user has to wiggle it around to get it to snap in place over the
cervix. But there's this: quite a few VC, both male & female, had little
concern for damage done to their own bods if they were able to put a hurt
on US/Korean/ARVN troops. Even suicide raids weren't out of the question
and in fact were pretty common.
I can't experiment now to see how a diaphragm might be so used: my wife
has been spayed & doesn't use the things. Anybody out there got a spare?
(Diaphragm, I mean...not wife.) Betcha something can be easily rigged for
nasty purpose.
Ken Kinser
like research can figure it out) that one really well-known book of
ancient Norwegian (maybe Swedish but I think it's Norse) folklore.
Ken
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Rob Wright
Dave Wilton wrote:
> Yeah, but are they sharp razor blades? I had a college roommate who
> used to take a razor blade, put it in his mouth and flip it around
> with his tongue. It freaked me out until I realized the blade was so
> dull that it wouldn't cut a thing.
Bingo! Give the man a cigar!
waynegu...@gmail.com
> One of the stories I heard while serving in 'Nam is the one about
> Vietnamese prostitutes secreting razor blades in their vaginas. The
> women were supposedly VietCong agents; their mission, to maim American
> soldiers and cause widespread psychological terror. How they were able to
> exact such diabolical sabotage without gutting themselves has yet to
> be explained. Still, the story goes the first America GI to withdraw
> a bloodied and shredded love muscle from one of these damsels was so
> ticked that rather than the customary two dollar fee, he cleared his tab
> by embedding two M-16 rounds in the center of the treacherous little
> trollop's head.
>
> soldier for dispatching said female without the benefit of a fair trial.
> And each time we repeated this story among ourselves we'd all echo the
> same response: "Bitch got what she deserved. I'd have wasted her too!"
>
> BARD
>
>
>
> please feel free to confirm or add on to it. --B.
>
> --