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joanne west

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Apr 2, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/2/97
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Rumor has it that the gangster John Dillinger had an unusually large
penile organ. It is also rumored that it is currently interred at the
Smithsonian. Anyone know anything about either of these enthralling
prospects?

Harry MF Teasley

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Apr 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/3/97
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The FAQ says:

F.Gangster John Dillinger's long wang is pickled in a jar at/near
Smithsonian.

It wasn't supernormally long, either; the rumor comes from a newspaper
photo of his corpse with his knee making a tent of his body shroud.

Harry "lurk, read faq, maybe post" Teasley

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Mr. Wolf

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Apr 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/3/97
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jlesl...@worldnet.att.net (joanne west) ha scritto:

>Rumor has it that the gangster John Dillinger had an unusually large
>penile organ. It is also rumored that it is currently interred at the
>Smithsonian. Anyone know anything about either of these enthralling
>prospects?

Sorry for the bad english, i'm italian.
The rumor is a UL caused by a photo of dead Dillinger covered by the
coroner sheet; Dillinger had the arms on his pelvis and the wrists
were bounds by the handcuffses, so it seemed that there were a big
"organ" under the sheet.
I've read this on a quite recent biography of J.E. Hoover, in fact
Dillinger was one of the early exploit of the FBI director.
--
bye, Remo

r.p...@sanpaolo.com

brian sefton

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Apr 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/3/97
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In <MPG.dace4d2e...@netnews2.worldnet.att.net>

jlesl...@worldnet.att.net (joanne west) writes:
>
>Rumor has it that the gangster John Dillinger had an unusually large
>penile organ. It is also rumored that it is currently interred at the

>Smithsonian. Anyone know anything about either of these enthralling
>prospects?


Yes, it is true.
The penis was painted white and has been masquerading as an Atlas
Missle in the Air and Space Museum. They have to take extra care in
polishing it because just a few hard rubs can cause it to grow to the
size of a Saturn 5.


Ill sign with my initials...

B.S.

Tosser

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Apr 3, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/3/97
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Liar. It's actually John DERRINGER's penis that's preserved in the
Smithsonian snack bar. It's disguised as a pickled vienna sausage, in a
jar displayed at the back of the salad bar.

Hope this helps.

T

Neil Moore

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Apr 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/4/97
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jlesl...@worldnet.att.net (joanne west) writes:
> Rumor has it that the gangster John Dillinger had an unusually large
> penile organ. It is also rumored that it is currently interred at the
> Smithsonian. Anyone know anything about either of these enthralling
> prospects?

From the FAQ:

F. Gangster John Dillinger's long wang is pickled in a jar at/near
Smithsonian.

Whether he has an exceptionally large member is another question
entirely...

In any event, I don't think he would give it up too easily. He *is*
alive, you know..

Neil "four of him are, anyway" Moore
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-Neil Moore http://www.sfhs.floyd.k12.ky.us/~amethyst/
(finger amet...@valjean.sfhs.floyd.k12.ky.us for my Geek Code)

JEL

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Apr 4, 1997, 3:00:00 AM4/4/97
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brian sefton wrote:
>
> In <MPG.dace4d2e...@netnews2.worldnet.att.net>
> jlesl...@worldnet.att.net (joanne west) writes:
> >
> >Rumor has it that the gangster John Dillinger had an unusually large
> >penile organ. It is also rumored that it is currently interred at the
>
> >Smithsonian. Anyone know anything about either of these enthralling
> >prospects?
>
> Yes, it is true.
> The penis was painted white and has been masquerading as an Atlas
> Missle in the Air and Space Museum. They have to take extra care in
> polishing it because just a few hard rubs can cause it to grow to the
> size of a Saturn 5.
>
> Ill sign with my initials...
>
> B.S.

John Dillinger's "main member" is currently snuggly in shrouded in a jar
at the Museum of Physiology in Philadelphia.

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