Cannibal groups who eat people - for real or just an urban legend???

Don A. Gomez

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Feb 15, 2007, 3:37:38 AM2/15/07

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I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real. Some groups
do capture their victims, some do raise their own humans
who will one day be cooked and eaten.

Sometimes the victims are butchered and eaten, but some
groups do also cook their victims alive, mostly by spitroasting
or in giant ovens.

Is that true or is it just an urban legend???

If it's true, where can I join such a group? I'd pay some $$$
for a good piece of human meat!!!

grusl

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Feb 15, 2007, 1:33:46 PM2/15/07

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"Don A. Gomez" <sparta...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
> kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real.

I believe one's called AUE.

Cheers,

George W Russell
Bangalore

R H Draney

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Feb 15, 2007, 2:57:39 PM2/15/07

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grusl filted:

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>"Don A. Gomez" <sparta...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1171528658....@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
>> kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real.
>
>I believe one's called AUE.

I believe you're mistaken....

R H "we don't cook them" Draney

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grusl

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Feb 15, 2007, 3:00:11 PM2/15/07

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"R H Draney" <dado...@spamcop.net> wrote in message
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> grusl filted:
>>
>>
>>"Don A. Gomez" <sparta...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>news:1171528658....@q2g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>>>I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
>>> kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real.
>>
>>I believe one's called AUE.
>
> I believe you're mistaken....
>

Rare?

Cheers,
George W. Russell
Bangalore

TeaLady (Mari C.)

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Feb 15, 2007, 6:37:14 PM2/15/07

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"grusl" <george.w...@gmail.com> wrote in
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Naw - tartare. Or just thumped real hard.

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Lee Ayrton

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Feb 16, 2007, 4:18:00 PM2/16/07

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A comment on the subject line: "Cannibals who eat people", a redundancy
that brings to mind "personal identifying PIN numbers" and "the
bitumen-filled La Brea Tar Pit".

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007, Don A. Gomez wrote:

> I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
> kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real. Some groups
> do capture their victims, some do raise their own humans
> who will one day be cooked and eaten.

[snip]

Troll in Red Pepper-Orange Sauce.

1 Medium live troll, trussed and gagged.
1/2 C red bell pepper, cut into matchsticks
1 Tbsp minced garlic
1/4 C reduced stock*
Juice 1/2 lemon
Juice 1 orange
Zest 1 orange
1 Tbsp orange liquor
Butter for cooking

Cook the red pepper and garlic over medium heat in butter until the pepper
just begins to soften at the edges, about 2 minutes. Add the remaining
ingredients to the pan and continue cooking over reduced heat until
slightly reduced and thickened, about 5 minutes.

Meanwhile: Beat the troll with a spool of barbed wire and douse in lemon
juice. This step isn't strictly needed for the dish, it is just fun.
Slowly gut the troll then pound it flat, remove the trussing, cut into
medallions, discard the offal, head and bones. Trolls sour quickly so
this part is best done with the troll alive for as long as possible. Pan
fry the meat. NB: If fresh troll is not handy, substitute medallions of
pork loin, pounded flat.

Plate the troll medallions and dress with the red pepper-orange sauce.

* Vegetarian variation: Dissolve 1 vegetarian bouillon cube in 1/4 C
water, thicken with 1/2 tsp roux. Gut and pound the troll flat anyway,
then discard the entire troll and substitute a large mushroom cap on the
plate.

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that the extent of our American lunatic fringe had been underestimated."
Orson Wells on the reaction to the _War Of The Worlds_ broadcast.

Hugh Gibbons

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Feb 16, 2007, 7:19:58 PM2/16/07

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In article <Pine.NEB.4.64.07...@panix1.panix.com>,
Lee Ayrton <lay...@panix.com> wrote:

> A comment on the subject line: "Cannibals who eat people", a redundancy
> that brings to mind "personal identifying PIN numbers" and "the
> bitumen-filled La Brea Tar Pit".
>
> On Thu, 15 Feb 2007, Don A. Gomez wrote:
>
> > I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
> > kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real. Some groups
> > do capture their victims, some do raise their own humans
> > who will one day be cooked and eaten.
> [snip]
>
> Troll in Red Pepper-Orange Sauce.
>
> 1 Medium live troll, trussed and gagged.
> 1/2 C red bell pepper, cut into matchsticks
> 1 Tbsp minced garlic
> 1/4 C reduced stock*
> Juice 1/2 lemon
> Juice 1 orange
> Zest 1 orange
> 1 Tbsp orange liquor
> Butter for cooking

>...

That's not enough garlic for a whole troll.

TeaLady (Mari C.)

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Feb 16, 2007, 7:27:47 PM2/16/07

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Lee Ayrton <lay...@panix.com> wrote in
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Thank you for the alternate meats/veggies. I tend to get
quite when eating troll, an allergy of some sort I am sure,
and, IMHO, although the sport of troll cooking is quite fun,
the actual eating of the troll is not.

Don Freeman

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Feb 16, 2007, 7:40:36 PM2/16/07

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"TeaLady (Mari C.)" <spres...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Lee Ayrton <lay...@panix.com> wrote in
> news:Pine.NEB.4.64.07...@panix1.panix.com:
>>

>> * Vegetarian variation: Dissolve 1 vegetarian bouillon cube
>> in 1/4 C water, thicken with 1/2 tsp roux. Gut and pound
>> the troll flat anyway, then discard the entire troll and
>> substitute a large mushroom cap on the plate.
>>
>
> Thank you for the alternate meats/veggies. I tend to get
> quite when eating troll, an allergy of some sort I am sure,
> and, IMHO, although the sport of troll cooking is quite fun,
> the actual eating of the troll is not.
>
>

Yes, it's the hunt, kill, and preparation that is so satisfying. But I am
sure Loomix will buy all the troll meat you've prepared so that they can
ground it up for cow feed supplements. That way it is not wasted. Though
maybe for not much longer, there is some suspicion that trollmix is
responsible for the outbreaks of Mad Cow Disease.

Don "but then again I'd be pretty pissed off if I had to eat that crap"
Freeman

Charles Wm. Dimmick

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Feb 16, 2007, 9:31:01 PM2/16/07

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Yabbut, you are supposed to clean the crap out before cooking.
Admittedly this gets rid of about 90% of the weight, but you
didn't want to eat that part anyway.

charles

Lon

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Feb 17, 2007, 2:26:04 PM2/17/07

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Don A. Gomez proclaimed:

> I heard that there are a lot of cannibal groups out there who
> kill, butcher, cook and eat humans for real. Some groups
> do capture their victims, some do raise their own humans
> who will one day be cooked and eaten.

Absolutely. One can even find online articles on the finer points of
preparing the human carcass for human consumption.

> If it's true, where can I join such a group? I'd pay some $$$
> for a good piece of human meat!!!

Rumor is in most major metropolitan areas, one really doesn't need to
spend too much for a piece of ass. And as it is inherently obvious, the
nuts are everywhere.