WHY IS EVERYONE SO FRIGHTENED OF ED CONRAD'S PETRIFIED BRAIN?
hallelujah
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WASHINGTON, DC. (Rueters)
-- A massive rally took place near
the Smithsonian this morning in
support of Ed Conrad who has
been kicked off the Internet.
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"Ordinarily one would have to pay upwards
of 25 cents at a circus sideshow to see anything
like Ed Conrad. But on the internet, the show's
for free."
< Posted by JohnN in rec.arts.tv
(and we sure know where HE can go)
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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NOW. THIS IS MORE LIKE IT
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"Ed, on the other hand, writes as he has for years and years now,
rather entertaining posts (at least the first few dozen times you read
them) -- I've long claimed that Ed is the only kook on Usenet with an
actual functioning sense of humor."
-- Haiku Jones
posted to alt.atheism on Jan, 3
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GIVE THAT MAN A BIG CEEGAR
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EVOLUTIONISTS SCARED SHOUTLESS
OF ED CONRAD'S PETRIFIED BRAIN
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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NO, nO, NO! Contrary to what the neurologists, pseudo-scientists,
physical anthropologists and human anatomists say, this definitely is
NOT Ed Conrad's brain.
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Actually, it undoubtedly is the petrified brain of your
ggggggggggggggggreat-great-grand-daddy who lived during the time frame
in which coal was formed.
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After all, this mind-boggling human fossil was discovered between
anthracite veins in Pennsylvania
-- and the most golden rule of geology is that coal was formed at
least 280 million years..
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It's something the evolutionists -- and the Bible-thumping preacher$
-- can't swallow..
s
Of course, you must realize that this isn't the ONLY petrified human
fossil that Ed has discovered between coal veins. Others include:
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanJaw3.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/GallBladder2.jpg
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PLUS THE WORLD'S OLDEST TOOL
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestTool.jpg
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Actually, the sad truth is that so-called "experts" in human anatomy
or physical anthropology continue to refuse to examine and subject
these specimens to HONEST state-of-the-art testing to prove they are
what I have long said they are -- the physical evidence that man
existed on earth, in almost our present form, eons before Uncle
Charlie (Darwin) wrote his fable about the evolution of man from a
giant mosquito..
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/dcfecbb5f7754fad
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"We can forgive a child who is afraid
of the dark. The real tragedy of life
is when men are afraid of the light."
-- Plato
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
TODAY'S BONUS
http://www.edconrad.org
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