Ghostly Limericks
Erica B
Who invited a spirit to share his room
They spent the whole night
In the awfulest fight
Over which should be more frightened of whom!
There once were two cats from Kilkenny
Who each thought there was one cat too many!
They scratched and they bit
They fought and they spit
Till instead of two cats there werent any!
And now for some ORIGINAL ones, made up by me just now! :D
There once was a ghost in my home
Who chose the dark nights to roam
It bumped and it banged
It hammered and sang
And wouldnt leave quiet alone!
A poltergeist awakened one May
Liked me and decided to stay!
So now the lights dim
As if on a whim
And dishes and plates fly all day!
A haunted house sits on the hill
Where cold winds bring on a chill
Mysterious lights
On dark autumn nights
Let us know the owner's there still
The graveyard is darkened and bleak
When midnight arrives at its peak
The sprits all dance
And skeletons prance
And the dead rise, the living to seek!
Hope you enjoyed 'em! Now add to this thread! Write some of your own! :D
The Encyclopedia Erica
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Alchemist
SSSllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp!
--
Alchemist
"The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect
everything; the young know everything -- Wilde
Erica B <imsilv...@aol.comatose> wrote in message
news:19991114142914...@ng-cp1.aol.com...
Haunter
wrote:
Evil stands over the bed,
freezing the sleeper with dread,
Instead of a prayer,
the sleeper grins with a stare
and hums a Grand Funk tune instead!
heheeeh
Haunter
Alchemist
--
Alchemist
"The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect
everything; the young know everything -- Wilde
Haunter <Hau...@castles.com> wrote in message
news:38a413c3....@cnews.newsguy.com...
Alchemist
Who was tortured by a Debbil goon
It sat on his chest
That unwelcome guest
So he hummed Dark Side of the Moon
Haunter
SSSLLLLUUUURRRPPP!!! heheeeh
Here's one just for you Stephen:
There once was an Alchemist from Jacksonville,
who when asked who'd take ghost-pics said, "I sure will!",
When he went to the "Graves"
The ghostsstood up and waved,
and the Alchemist waved back as he took the stills!
The Limerick-spewing Haunter
Haunter
There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
the ghosts they did dance
in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
Haunter
Joney
Cj
That dude called Haunter had it made
as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
In his tights he appeared
and they slurped at his beard
as they joined in his pirate escapade.
;~)
Cj
Haunter
And...EWWWWW!!! :)
Poetta
And the story is told
when he was happy to see 'em
It showed ...
(groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
Red Bear
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 11:16:15 GMT, poe...@worldnet.att.net (Poetta) set
forth the quill to elloquently pen:
(o) In his tights he did pose
(o) And the story is told
(o) when he was happy to see 'em
(o) It showed ...
(o)
(o)
(o) (groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
(o)
(o)
(o) On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 06:33:19 GMT, Hau...@castles.com (Haunter)
wrote:
(o)
(o) >LMAO!!!
(o) >And...EWWWWW!!! :)
(o) >On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 22:33:55 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net>
wrote:
(o) >
(o) >>Haunter wrote:
(o) >>>
(o) >>> There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
(o) >>> Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
(o) >>> the ghosts they did dance
(o) >>> in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
(o) >>> and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
(o) >>> Haunter
(o) >>____________________________________
(o) >>
(o) >>That dude called Haunter had it made
(o) >>as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
(o) >>In his tights he appeared
(o) >>and they slurped at his beard
(o) >>as they joined in his pirate escapade.
(o) >>;~)
(o) >>Cj
(o) >
(o)
(o)
(o)
(o) Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
(o)
Cj
Cj
Haunter wrote:
>
> LMAO!!!
> And...EWWWWW!!! :)
> On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 22:33:55 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>
> >Haunter wrote:
> >>
> >> There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
> >> Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
> >> the ghosts they did dance
> >> in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
> >> and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
> >> Haunter
> >____________________________________
> >
> >That dude called Haunter had it made
> >as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
> >In his tights he appeared
> >and they slurped at his beard
> >as they joined in his pirate escapade.
> >;~)
> >Cj
--
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he
didn't exist <The Usual Suspects>
Cj
them down enough for a PG audience... <EG>
Cj
Poetta wrote:
>
> In his tights he did pose
> And the story is told
> when he was happy to see 'em
> It showed ...
>
> (groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
>
> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 06:33:19 GMT, Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
>
> >LMAO!!!
> >And...EWWWWW!!! :)
> >On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 22:33:55 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
> >
> >>Haunter wrote:
> >>>
> >>> There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
> >>> Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
> >>> the ghosts they did dance
> >>> in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
> >>> and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
> >>> Haunter
> >>____________________________________
> >>
> >>That dude called Haunter had it made
> >>as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
> >>In his tights he appeared
> >>and they slurped at his beard
> >>as they joined in his pirate escapade.
> >>;~)
> >>Cj
> >
>
> Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
--
Haunter
>In his tights he did pose
>And the story is told
>when he was happy to see 'em
>It showed ...
>
>
>(groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
>
Oh Geeez!!! I can't BELIEVE you just said that!!
LMAO!!!
Funnyashell!
Haunter
Haunter
sun!
SSSSLLLUUURRRRPPPP!!!
Mornin' Cj! heheeh
haunter
Hey isis, the paper towels are over there!
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 07:28:31 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>Oh, admit it, you *love* it! slurp...mornin', Patrick!
>Cj
>
Haunter
Haunter
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 07:46:06 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>LOL! I had a couple that included his pegleg, but I just couldn't tone
>them down enough for a PG audience... <EG>
>Cj
>
>
>Poetta wrote:
>>
>> In his tights he did pose
>> And the story is told
>> when he was happy to see 'em
>> It showed ...
>>
>> (groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
>>
>> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 06:33:19 GMT, Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
>>
>> >LMAO!!!
>> >And...EWWWWW!!! :)
>> >On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 22:33:55 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>Haunter wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
>> >>> Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
>> >>> the ghosts they did dance
>> >>> in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
>> >>> and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
>> >>> Haunter
>> >>____________________________________
>> >>
>> >>That dude called Haunter had it made
>> >>as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
>> >>In his tights he appeared
>> >>and they slurped at his beard
>> >>as they joined in his pirate escapade.
>> >>;~)
>> >>Cj
>> >
>>
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of The Corner For the Easily Confused
Member in Good Standing of The Slurp Patrol
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Poetta wrote in message <382feb49...@netnews.att.net>...
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of The Corner For the Easily Confused
Member in Good Standing of The Slurp Patrol
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Cj wrote in message
<70F4D22F05221B6F.F451BB03...@lp.airnews.net>...
>LOL! I had a couple that included his pegleg, but I just couldn't tone
>them down enough for a PG audience... <EG>
>Cj
>
>
>Poetta wrote:
>>
Cj
Cj
Haunter wrote:
>
> Well then..there IS email! :)
> Haunter
> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 07:46:06 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>
Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel
Who was baudy, but never would show it....
never mind, I gotta live with her!!
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 11:16:15 GMT, poe...@worldnet.att.net (Poetta)
wrote:
Sir Uriel... The Good Hearted Dark Angel
official porch N'er Do Well
and Keeper of the Webring
and Owner of the Bionic Tongue
http://www.mindspring.com/~uriel443
Mama's gonna worry, I've been a bad, bad, boy
No use saying sorry, it's something that I enjoy.
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of the Pepto
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Haunter wrote in message <38e7ad64....@cnews.newsguy.com>...
>Oh, I dunno Poetta...I dont' think your chaste eyes could stand the
>blazing eroticism I just saw! :)
>was-the-Haunter-now-just-a-quivering-mass-of-sexed-up-manhood!
>
>On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 00:17:18 GMT, poe...@worldnet.att.net (Poetta)
>wrote:
>
>>Me too! Me too!!
>>
>>On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 14:43:10 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>>
>>>OK, comin' at ya! heh. <EG>
>>>Cj
>>>
>>>
>>>Haunter wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Well then..there IS email! :)
>>>> Haunter
>>>> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 07:46:06 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> >LOL! I had a couple that included his pegleg, but I just couldn't tone
>>>> >them down enough for a PG audience... <EG>
>>>> >Cj
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>--
>>>The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he
>>>didn't exist <The Usual Suspects>
>>
>>
>>
Cj
now, Paddy??? Is it hot in here? Whew! ;~}
Cj
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of the Pepto
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Daniel Alan Ross wrote in message <80qghj$3og$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
>At first I thought I'd be erping
>But I looked all around
>And friends did abound
>Best get my ghost tongue to working
>
>!!!SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
>
>--
>Daniel -- The Voice of the Mountains
>The Life and Writings of Manly Wade Wellman
>http://members.dencity.com/wellman/
>
>
>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>Before you buy.
ShelsDreams
Shel, Porch Daydreamer and Keeper of Bellybutton Lint :)
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*****BLUSH*****
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 13:16:40 GMT, Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
>On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 11:16:15 GMT, poe...@worldnet.att.net (Poetta)
>wrote:
>
>>In his tights he did pose
>>And the story is told
>>when he was happy to see 'em
>>It showed ...
>>
>>
>>(groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
>>
>Oh Geeez!!! I can't BELIEVE you just said that!!
>LMAO!!!
>Funnyashell!
>Haunter
Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
Poetta
On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 14:43:10 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>OK, comin' at ya! heh. <EG>
>Cj
>
>
>Haunter wrote:
>>
>> Well then..there IS email! :)
>> Haunter
>> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 07:46:06 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>>
>> >LOL! I had a couple that included his pegleg, but I just couldn't tone
>> >them down enough for a PG audience... <EG>
>> >Cj
>> >
>> >
>> >Poetta wrote:
>> >>
>> >> In his tights he did pose
>> >> And the story is told
>> >> when he was happy to see 'em
>> >> It showed ...
>> >>
>> >> (groan .. please tell me I didn't just say THAT!)
>> >>
>> >> On Mon, 15 Nov 1999 06:33:19 GMT, Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >LMAO!!!
>> >> >And...EWWWWW!!! :)
>> >> >On Sun, 14 Nov 1999 22:33:55 -0600, Cj <sac...@airmail.net> wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >>Haunter wrote:
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> There once was Kent-Erik the Shaman
>> >> >>> Who's house in Sweden was uncommon,
>> >> >>> the ghosts they did dance
>> >> >>> in a Rock-and -Roll trance,
>> >> >>> and the Swede did join in when he saw them!
>> >> >>> Haunter
>> >> >>____________________________________
>> >> >>
>> >> >>That dude called Haunter had it made
>> >> >>as he posed for the Estrogen Brigade
>> >> >>In his tights he appeared
>> >> >>and they slurped at his beard
>> >> >>as they joined in his pirate escapade.
>> >> >>;~)
>> >> >>Cj
>> >> >
>> >>
>> >> Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
>
>--
>The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he
>didn't exist <The Usual Suspects>
Poetta / "runnin' in the shadows..."
Daniel Alan Ross
Haunter
blazing eroticism I just saw! :)
was-the-Haunter-now-just-a-quivering-mass-of-sexed-up-manhood!
On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 00:17:18 GMT, poe...@worldnet.att.net (Poetta)
wrote:
>Me too! Me too!!
Kim
:::Slurp:::
Kim
*****
>Daniel sent:
>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
>At first I thought I'd be erping
>But I looked all around
>And friends did abound
>Best get my ghost tongue to
>working
Kim the Sweet and Nice and Innocent
Porch Dreamer
afgs '99
Haunter
tongue to drooling! SSSLLLLUUURRRRPP!!! heheeeh
Haunter: an equal opportunity slurper
On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 02:46:11 GMT, Daniel Alan Ross
<daniel_a...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
>At first I thought I'd be erping
>But I looked all around
>And friends did abound
>Best get my ghost tongue to working
>
>!!!SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
madame...@my-deja.com
>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
>At first I thought I'd be erping
>But I looked all around
>And friends did abound
>Best get my ghost tongue to working
>
>!!!SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
Ooh! That felt so good! SSSSLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!! Back at'cha.
And the poem was funny too. ;>
Haunter
Has anyone told you lately what very excellent SLURP you give? And
you're cute too!
SSSLLLLUUUURRRPPP!!! heheeh
Haunter
"Yah Isis, the towel's in the drawer there....good kitty"
Madame Cherie
to you, too. SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!
Madame Cherie
--
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Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel
http://www.mindspring.com/~uriel443/schlurp.htm
On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 17:43:43 GMT, "Madame Cherie"
<madame...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>:Blushing all shades of red!: Why thank you kind sir...and good morning
>to you, too. SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!
>
>Madame Cherie
>
>Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
>> Mornin' Cherie!
>> Has anyone told you lately what very excellent SLURP you give? And
>> you're cute too!
>> SSSLLLLUUUURRRPPP!!! heheeh
>> Haunter
>> "Yah Isis, the towel's in the drawer there....good kitty"
>>
>> On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 12:43:51 GMT, madame...@my-deja.com wrote:
>>
>> > Daniel Alan Ross <daniel_a...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
>> >>At first I thought I'd be erping
>> >>But I looked all around
>> >>And friends did abound
>> >>Best get my ghost tongue to working
>> >>
>> >>!!!SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
>> >
>> >Ooh! That felt so good! SSSSLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!! Back at'cha.
>> >And the poem was funny too. ;>
Sir Uriel... The Good Hearted Dark Angel
Madame Cherie
Here, you take the towel, I'll grab a cig. ;>
Madame Cherie
LOL!
Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel <uriel44...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> OK, you want slurps? You want slurps? I gotcha slurps, right here!!
>
> http://www.mindspring.com/~uriel443/schlurp.htm
>
> "Madame Cherie" <madame...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> >:Blushing all shades of red!: Why thank you kind sir...and good
> >morning to you, too. SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!
> >
> >Madame Cherie
> >
> >Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
> >> Mornin' Cherie!
> >> Has anyone told you lately what very excellent SLURP you give? And
> >> you're cute too!
> >> SSSLLLLUUUURRRPPP!!! heheeh
> >> Haunter
> >> "Yah Isis, the towel's in the drawer there....good kitty"
Daniel Alan Ross
Especially when one of my work mates walked by right when I went to the
page. His response? "Yuch!"
HAHAHAHA!
wiping a tear from my eye...
Daniel
Cj
the slurp contest, Uriel!!!
Cj
Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel wrote:
>
> OK, you want slurps? You want slurps? I gotcha slurps, right here!!
>
> http://www.mindspring.com/~uriel443/schlurp.htm
>
> On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 17:43:43 GMT, "Madame Cherie"
> <madame...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> >:Blushing all shades of red!: Why thank you kind sir...and good morning
> >to you, too. SSSSLLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPP!!
> >
> >Madame Cherie
> >
> >Hau...@castles.com (Haunter) wrote:
> >> Mornin' Cherie!
> >> Has anyone told you lately what very excellent SLURP you give? And
> >> you're cute too!
> >> SSSLLLLUUUURRRPPP!!! heheeh
> >> Haunter
> >> "Yah Isis, the towel's in the drawer there....good kitty"
> >>
> >> On Tue, 16 Nov 1999 12:43:51 GMT, madame...@my-deja.com wrote:
> >>
> >> > Daniel Alan Ross <daniel_a...@my-deja.com> wrote:
> >> >
> >> >>T'was once a newsgroup loved slurping
> >> >>At first I thought I'd be erping
> >> >>But I looked all around
> >> >>And friends did abound
> >> >>Best get my ghost tongue to working
> >> >>
> >> >>!!!SSSSSLLLLLLUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!
> >> >
> >> >Ooh! That felt so good! SSSSLLLLUUUURRRPPPP!! Back at'cha.
> >> >And the poem was funny too. ;>
>
> Sir Uriel... The Good Hearted Dark Angel
> official porch N'er Do Well
> and Keeper of the Webring
> and Owner of the Bionic Tongue
>
> http://www.mindspring.com/~uriel443
> Mama's gonna worry, I've been a bad, bad, boy
> No use saying sorry, it's something that I enjoy.
--
Tammy
Tammy
Poetta
slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrping ... good ain't he??!! hehhehehehe
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lyrics thinker-upper and occasional ding-dong"
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Live
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of the Pepto
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Poetta wrote in message <3836b93e...@netnews.att.net>...
Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel
personal demonstrations. ;)
On Sat, 20 Nov 1999 20:16:19 -0600, "Lady katie" <kayr...@pgtc.net>
wrote:
>ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!! Too, Too, Funny! Uriel!!!!
Uriel
Official Porch N'er Do Well
and Shoppe Keeper
Please visit - Your support greatly appreciated
Wild Heart Gifts - Something for everyone.
http://www.wild-heart.com
Lady katie
--
Lady katie Sweet, Innocent and Naive
Keeper of the Pepto
--------------------------------------------------
I sent my Soul through the Invisible,
Some letter of that After-life to spell:
And by and by my Soul return'd to me,
and answered "I Myself am Heav'n and Hell:"
Uriel Innocent & Sweet Angel wrote in message
<=2I3OF61wECTb4...@4ax.com>...
ShelsDreams
Shel, Porch Daydreamer and Keeper of Bellybutton Lint:)