Mount Holyoke College married profs

[Strategerizer]

Mount Holyoke College is an all-women's college in Massachusets that
hires dishonest professors. One famous dishonest professor is
Joseph Ellis, who lied about serving in the Vietnam War, and also
concocted a story about Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson.

Notice how these feminist battle-axes tend to work under their
names before marriage.

Below is a list of professor couples at Mount Holyoke College.
Some of these dishonest professors may even be married to each other.
List courtesy of the Daily Jolt.

Being on a list of Mount Holyoke College professors does not
necessarily mean they are corrupt and dishonest, but the stink is
upon them.
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Yeah, McGinness and Straw are married. Here are some more (this is
known as "let's waste some time going through the phone directory!"):

#Debbora Battaglia (anthro) and Paul Staiti (art)
#Cathy Melhorn (music) and John Lemly (English)
#Tamara Burk (SAW program) and Kirt Moody (geology)
#James Coleman and Terese Freedman (both dance)
#Rose and Charles Flachs (also both dance)
#Carolyn Collette (English) and David Collette (retired head of FM)
#Michael Crowley (computers for LITS) and Mary Jo Maydew (treasurer of
college)
#Rachel Fink (biology) and Tom Dennis (astronomy)
#Michael Burns (history) and Elizabeth Kennan (former pres. of the
college)
#Brad Leithauser and Mary Jo Salter (both English)
#Charlene Morrow (psych/ed) and James Morrow (math)
#Fred Moseley (econ) and Patricia Ramsey (psych/ed)
#Howard Nicholson (physics) and Yvonne Nicholson (sec'y in English dept)
#Indira Peterson (religion/Asian studies) and Mark Peterson
(math/physics)
#Beth Notar and Joshua Roth (both anthro)
#Peter and Susan Scotto (both Russian)
#John Varriano (art) and Wendy Watson (dir. of art museum)

BUT, Joe Ellis (history) is not married to Virginia Ellis (English,
lucky for her), and Robert Brownlow (English) is not married to
Jeanne Brownlow (Spanish).

Well, that was fun. Now back to work.

[Mark Kinsler]

>Mount Holyoke College is an all-women's college in Massachusets that
>hires dishonest professors.

And enrolls dishonest students. Happens everywhere.

>One famous dishonest professor is
>Joseph Ellis, who lied about serving in the Vietnam War, and also
>concocted a story about Sally Hemmings and Thomas Jefferson.
>
>Notice how these feminist battle-axes tend to work under their
>names before marriage.

While Dr Ellis may be repugnant to you, I've never heard it said that
he is either female or a particularly radical feminist.

>Below is a list of professor couples at Mount Holyoke College.
>Some of these dishonest professors may even be married to each other.

I'll bet these dishonest professors have mothers, too. And even
fathers. And children. That's how families work, even in the
academic woodlands of Massachusetts.

>List courtesy of the Daily Jolt.

I'll bet they're delighted to be mentioned.

>Being on a list of Mount Holyoke College professors does not
>necessarily mean they are corrupt and dishonest, but the stink is
>upon them.

This sort of disclaimer won't get you out of a slander lawsuit, if
that's what you were thinking.

That was quite enlightening. I suspect that you'll find secretaries
who are married to maintenance workers at your college as well. They
may not behave according to your standards, either.

>Well, that was fun. Now back to work.

And continue to ignore the voices in your head?

M Kinsler