jumping off th skatebowl wall on a unicycle
the land surfer
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hi psychic blog wot rabbits in
music
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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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wow man
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recliffe bowl today
dropped over
clean
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i still got it
more drugs over here ...
.
.
.
kept th mp3 player blaring
so i didnt have to answer any questions
but smiled back
at whoever smiled at me
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it's a man;s bike
droppin over th wall
no fuckups
goin down th wall but
a fair few goin up
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didnt make that one
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th warmup
down th seawall
i dropep dina t nicole sands
told me how well
nipplelcamp
would handle conditions
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hit th ramp
goin down th
floating platform
new paint and
all wet
i got downth ramp and
did a ewie on th platform
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Nirvana
'Territorial Pissings'
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comin off th ramp
th uni tyre
did th nicest slide
down th painted
steel checker plate
only a foot and half
nicely controllable
yr ready for th bowl dear
+++
she felt
slid as
as solid as
a suspension uncicyle
can
flight test
in th wild
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tried a coupel different paths
up th wall
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dont mind stackin it
goin up
goin down is
another story
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she smiled at me
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Massive Attack
'Inertia Creeps'
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not here to rabbit
here to
flight test th monoshock
+++
uni cycle
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rode it thru th grinding rail
a couple of times
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and back over th wall
from th other direction
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th wall bein slanted
i couldnt get th
right to left pass
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goin up
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maybe another bourbon
or one less pretty girl watchin or
one less person filming
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ran out of drugs int h car or i
would had another ocne
before jumpin in
still well out of it though
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i still got it
45 yrs old and
still jumpin over th skatebowl wall
on somethin that aint
suitable
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that first
drop over th wall
been a while and
on a different tyre
have ya got stiction yet girl ?
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behaved gorgeous
i got no scars
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part of th
pre flight was
along th seawall
at redcliffe
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and along th
lagoon;s wall
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anythin to dial in th eye
+++
a couple of clicks
ridin th wrong way against th traffic
on th bitumen to
steal th nerve and
into th bowl
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beautiful test flight
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th monoshock bounced predictably
on every
down
it;s th ups
that we experiment on
three falls out of four attempts
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mostly just steppin onto th top
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Wolfmother
'Minds eye'
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is my speed right ?
my angle of atack ?
lastly
are my balls up to it ?
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go hard nippleclamp
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when i get it
just right
and th wheel
just climbs over th top
i smile
+++
if it was less populated
i might have gone for
air
not today
not on anzac day
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just get me up th wall
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goin down
is th scary bit
have to bunny hop th combing
th steel on th
edge
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feelin air
as th shockie extends
goin over th edge
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plant it
on th wall and
turn in
and down
to ride off th trick
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enough smiled
th rest dont count
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not communicating
with th patrons of th bowl
at wot i'm doing
playin with
angle of attack
how straight up and down
can i hit th wall
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not very
not yet anyway
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but i got over th top
enough times
my ego
fuckin healthy
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my proficiency fly
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Laurie Anderson
'Big Science'
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th smaller knobbies
i can feel th difference
on th wall
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more grip but
still no grip
in th final foot or so
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so vertical
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and topped by a
slick steel combing
no traction
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at two thirds
up th wall
u know if u have th pace
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it'll crest
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at one point
i stayed in th bottom of th bowl
chuckin broadslides
cmon tyre
+++
cmon brain
this is
doable
+++
another run
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feel th wave
passin down my back and then
down my legs
askin th wheel for
maximum thrust
+++
cmon ya fuckstick unicycle
th pretty chick is filming
+++
and over th top
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ah well
+++
not here t make
conversation
+++
th mp3 player at
maxvol
+++
here's a man who lives a life of danger - lyirc
+++
i'm a psychic hitman
it's a
hobbie
+++
one fuckhead
out on th warmup
asked me where my other wheel was
i abused him
called him a cockhead
+++
ridin th wrong way down th road
not now buddie
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know where i'm gunna be in twenty
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droppin over th wall
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smile
+++
sorry
fuckin big smile
+++
not th same without th fuckin
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D12
'Purple Hills'
+++
like doin exctasy without gettin laid
+++
fillin th hashpipe
play amongst yrselves
smoek em if'n ya got em
.
.
.
nice big fat bud
get in my hash pipe
.
.
.
fuck that slide
off th
floating pontoon ramp was
gorgeous
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th tyre squeeled in protest but
we got around th fishing tackle box
+++
not listening t any cunt
u stuff a wheel down th ramp and onto th
pontoon
listening
+++
boring
heard it before
is that so madaam
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one kid told me i was
talented
go thru th music
yeah man
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cant buy yr mother a cup of coffee but
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yummie mummie
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Icehouse
'Icehouse'
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changed their named to
flowers
when th song hit big
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can remember
flirting with my girlfriends mother
when it came out
+++
a dark horse she called me
+++
but then
i was th dirty little murderers boy
+++
i had some kind thought of u today
cute arse
+++
saw one chick
lift her tits
just that bit higher
after i started playin in th bowl
for a change
they let me play for a while
before reinfesting it
+++
one skatie nearly hit me
and th cute chick
looked askance at me
easily avoided
i care
+++
but on this day
i dropped over th edge
of th skatebowl wall
and i still
dont feel any older
+++
as usual
i ahd th wildest beast
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?
'?'
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Kevin Bloody Wilson
'The Festival of Life'
+++
th
lst
monoshock suspension unicycle
prototype
+++
gorgeous bounce trippy
th ockie straps have
nearly tamed th bitch
+++
suspension topout
has ceased anyway
+++
still
better to ride in barefeet
ya can grip th pedals
+++
a number of cars
hit th horn and
hung out th windows
to cheer me on
u know
th usual
+++
it's all good
+++
was nice droppin in at nicole sands
+++
this hot blonde
nearly dripped on my foot
+++
there there dear
+++
fuckin safety bicycles
+++
it's a
girl's bike
argggggghhhhh
+++
nice smile
th tits are better
+++
shoulda yelled out
jump up and down
i think she would of
+++
i had a lot of fun
surfin th
seawall
warmin up
+++
when i stop lookin
at th edge
i'm ready for th bowl
+++
when th
20th chick
has given me
that look
+++
yeah alright darlin
+++
only real man
u'll see on th boardwalk this day
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Pink Floyd
'?'
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shine on you crazy diamond
+++
stuffinth unicycle
thru th soft beachsand
lookin for where it
grabs
+++
takin out bushes
on th edges
to slow down th wheel and
try to throw us off
not this time matey
+++
i hit th bowl with
welcome to the machine
blaring in my ears
+++
a brief rest on th post
has everybody clocked th beast's
arrival
into th bowl
can i jump off th edge safely now
+++
one braodslide to
let all th inhabitants know
a man;s bike
has entered th bowl
+++
coming out t play
+++
i
survey th inhabitants and
drop in
+++
clean and
just lovely
th oohs an aahs
creepin thru th
music
but
background
+++
i can concentrate
on my entry points
without hearin th squeels
just as i go
over th edge
+++
fucked without music
+++
th crwod
dont care if i can
concentrate
+++
mindful of purpose
+++
balanced on one wheel
i drop over where th bicycles and
skateboards rule
+++
they smile
secretively and
generally after they;ve done
soemthing trick
+++
a young man
in th learner bowl
just gettin it
+++
we exchange a glance and
he does it again
+++
a smile
+++
u've got that bit young man
+++
to th nxt hurdle
+++
and then
th big wall
+++
but
if th old fella
wi th grey whiskers
can drop over it
on one wheel
i can on
two
+++
cant have th old man
showin up th kids but
no matter how much air i get
i cant beat th unicycle
droppin over th wall
+++
i smile and
say
i cant do that man
but th pilot
he said that once
too
+++
sailin off th edge
half cut
+++
flyin a prototype
+++
is this
how i pictured my middle age ?
+++
man
+++
more drugs over here...
.
.
.
i shouldnt be here
showin u up
why am i in front of u ?
+++
yeah u can
drop over the edge on one wheel but
u use both on th landing
take off th front wheel smartarse
+++
fuckin safety bicycle
count th wheels
and th same size
hasnt developed in a
hundred yrs
+++
more air
+++
go hard cunt
+++
th chicks and
guys will still drip more
when th one wheel beast
just clears th wall
+++
i let down
+++
but i'm an empath and
they;re were too many chicks watchin
+++
u know
hard and grizzled
unicycle veteran that u are
+++
nine tripel vodkas and
slide dwon walls after midnight and
still
th show must go on
+++
maybe ya dont
+++
come nippleclamp
away
+++
and run another ten red lights ina row
after midnight
entertaining th freaks
+++
i been missing ok
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run out of town by th pigs
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Dusty Springfield
'Goin' Back'
+++
shouldnt have psychically kileld those
two senior feds
but um
queensland pigs
dont admit esp is real so
its all good
no charges
+++
but
they booked me
for failin to keep left
on th footpath
in town
+++
cant play amongst th posts
denied
+++
wanderin other towns
brisvegas off my travellin list
hittin skatebowls
+++
more respect
sorry
+++
th eyes of
a ten yr old littl eboy
after i've just
cleared th wall on nippleclamp
+++
no words just
"i'm listening t th mp3 player"
a nod
a smile and
fuck man
+++
i wish i could do that
+++
u can cunt
+++
u can
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Simon & Garfunkel
'The Sound of Silence (Live)'
+++
but u
have t want to
bad
+++
and when it bites
u
just cave
+++
my unicycle
goes just about anywwhere
and in flight test we
push th boundaries
+++
take it where
only th zen masters can go
+++
into th surf
+++
down th moving travellator
+++
on th moving
floating and wet
pontoon
th tyre squeelin in th wet paint
+++
so close
th edge
+++
and twenty feet deep of water
if it sails off th edge
+++
only one in existence but
not babied
far from it
+++
besides
we got lots of pictures
+++
sorry
i dotn share
nippleclamp'sphoto
taken by so many
without permisssion
i very rarely
put a photo up
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lethal kadaitcha man
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The Kinks
'Set Me Free'
+++
of kuta
onboard
+++
takin photos is
bad
th shade
+++
but i still ride in daylight
+++
five guys
hangin off a balcony
tellin me
how shithot i am
ridin tame at th moment
+++
just unlaxed
waitin for th nxt car to scare
+++
on th roundabouts
comin round th wrong way
+++
this isnt scary
th skatebowl is
nxt
+++
but th cage driver
he dont know that
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Supertramp
'Fool's Overture'
+++
wot am i doing here ?
+++
in reality
just warmin up
to stick it down th bowl
warming up th tyre and
scuffin it up and
gettin settled
in th saddle
a nice five k's
+++
a nice dance on th wheel and
fly on th edge for a while
on th seawall
on th top step
in th afternoon gusty seabreeze
+++
th mp3 player
goin to low battery status
it wont change tracks
stuck with wot we got
+++
get up to full flight
on a boppie song
on th wall
bum boncing in th seat
absorbed by th shockie
+++
on ya nippleclamp
a nice canter
+++
pull off th edge t clear th pedestrians and
back to th edge
+++
then zig zags
to th edge and back
+++
trusting
th tyre
+++
hittin soft white sand drifts
at speed and
cruisin thru
+++
still grinning
at th gorgeous slide
down th wet painted checkerplate
+++
so controllable
+++
and forgiving enough
if i fuck th angle up
less than five degrees
it'll do it anyway
+++
i smoke this cone
this
dried green flowers
of th cannabis sativa plant
remembering my best slide
of th day
.
.
.
i had a crash
in th kiddies section
which th young fella liked
back up on th wheel
on th first attempt
+++
crashed at speed but
landed on my feet
running
+++
changin tracks
+++
was on th grass
a bump
+++
on ya nipplelcamp
livin up to yr name
bucked me again
+++
but not as often
as ya used to
+++
slowly
we're tamin th beast
so it can accept learners
+++
chester rides it better
than his hardtail
+++
a better shockie and
maybe brakes for learners
+++
oh and
a wider swingarm
so we cn shoehorn a bigger tyre in
had fun playin in th autumn leaves
on th end of th path
+++
we built close tolerances
+++
pivots close to th wheel
+++
not knockin it trippy
beautiful thing
makes surfin th land
more comfortable
+++
no bike pants now
no bicycle pants just
a pair of boxers and
a pair of hemp pants
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The Avalanches
'Frontier Psychiatrist'
+++
a horsie
+++
and some hemp
inside th guts
+++
couple of bourbons
+++
maybe 7
+++
come nippleclamp
away
wot cant u fuckin ride thru
or over
+++
th flower beds
"no we got thru them"
+++
"this dickless tracy smiled and"
"searched for th smallest fine she could give me"
+++
still fined ya
"whiel starin at my crotch"
+++
"not my fault i'm well hung"
"yes dear, just me in there"
+++
she took enough photos
+++
"hope she gets off"
+++
been a whoel 2 yrs since i was asked to strip
on stage
th unicycle
makes a nice body
+++
my mother smiles
+++
at 43
+++
pls dont ask again
+++
wasnt how i pictured middle age
i'm psychic not
omnipotent
+++
"a cartoon psychic knows everything"
here in th real world
where we get five percent
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David Essex
'Rock On'
+++
i didn get rock on
not a decent clue
to th song about t play
i get enough
at least to train it
+++
i dropped over th wall today david
been tryin to lift yr circles song but
limewire cant find it
sorry
plenty of this one though
+++
was a nice song
i'd sing it
humpin money thru th carnival
+++
all th fun of th fair
+++
if i can just
get this cash
back to th truck
unmolested
+++
it was an exciting job
+++
neither th bushwhackers or
th taxmman
caught me
in 17 yrs
my gift
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A Perfect Circle
'Lullaby'
+++
th security staff asleep
we'll get th five ton truck thru th gate
in and out
without bein seen
we did it yesterday young man
+++
and again
+++
it;s a gift
+++
good timing
+++
know when to pull into th gate
he's sloped off for a piss
waved in
+++
at indy race track
a week after 9 eleven
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Nickelback
'Nickelback - Because of you'
+++
umm
+++
shit
+++
so i put a blood money curse
ont h internet
7 days before th world trade centre
parked itself in it;s basement
and my magic proven to hit
max
at day 7
+++
i care
+++
i used to
+++
i think
+++
been australia's
psychic hitman so long i
dont know anymore
+++
cant i just testfly unicycles ?
+++
fuckin feds left me alone
th local coppers rolled over
wouldnt sign off on it but
enough scared
+++
and up till that one
i'd kept it offshore
+++
tried to warn em even
+++
dont accept esp is real
gives me
free reign
+++
besides which
dr azahari and
christopher skase
put smiels on
four out of five cops
in th street
when i admitted whackin em
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A Perfect Circle
'3 Libras'
+++
while th dickless tracys played it straight
surreal
five cops and the
witchdoctor
talkin evil and
secret service stuff
in th street
+++
i got a little problem
+++
wanna run by ya
+++
cause i face my fears
+++
wot's th queensland police's opinion
on esp psychic killing
said i was whackin hippies and
was two senior feds ada
diplomat and
i sent th clue page
7 days before to
senior pigs and
an indonesian diplomat
plane crash in indo day seven
two senior feds kiled and an
aussie diplomat
i'm in it
+++
diary page titled
10 dead hippies sitting on th wall
on day minus seven
which is th page i sent
well
+++
i took th contract
to killt h hyippies
in that page
all backwards
i saw
plane crash in 7 days as
terrorist incdent
so says my psychic diary
offical position pls
+++
ok
+++
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Nirvana
'Something In The Way'
+++
doesnt exist
leaves me in th clear
+++
lucky
had to kil th hippies
to throw clues to
two senior feds
dyin in plane crash
if one dead hippie should acidently fall
u still seein it as an accident guy ?
+++
i saw a terrorist incident
7 days before it hit
i stick wi that
+++
th results are not
in
+++
i appelaed to th
boss of th
secret services in oz
+++
i got a problem with local law
mainly cause i'm an
accredited witchdcotor
pls look at th record
+++
secret agent triple o of
the australian aboriginal secret service
+++
our man drops dead
7 days later
with no back trail
+++
will th bitch i
pu tin as my replacement
be as good as i was
th male pigs asked me
+++
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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
+++
she's got balls
+++
if she takes th job seriously
i have faith in her
let me go
+++
they dont want me to retire
+++
wont touch me
+++
my record
+++
th one that gets them is
when i pointed th bone of death
at the islamic terrorsit cunts
online and
th northern pakistan earthquake
hit th nxt morning
+++
they got too much milage
out of that one
+++
th secret
witchdoctor of australia
he revenged kuta beach alright
+++
a fuckin black
organisation
+++
so black i
dont get doen in rbts anymore
+++
can drive drunk
+++
too lethal for one thing
+++
"too slippery for another"
"cant incarcerate my body"
"th system, dont know how to look after it"
+++
a unique condition
crystal balls
+++
so sensitive
they whinge
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Monkees
'I'm a Believer'
+++
in th presence of a woman
+++
fuckin allergic to woemen
i smoek drusg and
do th hardest thing i can do
r
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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
+++
ide a unicycle
20 min
it';s
comfortably numb
wot chicks
+++
th first double oh seven was
celibate
+++
i'm a triple oh
double oh's
dont get to kill enough ppl
+++
pussies
+++
i aksed
my boss
about my license to kill
i'm still waiting
+++
in th meantime
ancient aboriginal law
still stands
australia
still has th death penalty
hey christopher skase
+++
our black brothers marched today
as anzacs
first time
about time
+++
i agree though
they should be mixed but
how did they fight ?
+++
and wot did they cum hoem to ?
oh
vietnam
u came hoem badly too
+++
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Kanye West
'Golddigger Ft. Jamie Foxxx'
+++
th guys i found
growin drugs in th hills
th booby traps man
+++
straight out of nam
+++
th kind of guys
who knock off th crop sitters
for th compost
for th nxt batch
+++
we got on
+++
but i used to drink tea
wi th hitmen
in th fairground
+++
minder to th money
+++
my boss didnt liek me runnin money for other ppl but
it happened
+++
like arthur daley
when push came to shove
arthur caved
+++
handy bein th right hand
+++
gotta find a bowl
tha doesnt have a sloped ridge
it puttin me off
+++
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+++
Kevin Bloody Wilson
'Country Bumpkin'
+++
just a vanilla bowl
in some country town
+++
somethin i can
dial in on
and write nice things about
+++
put
vanilla skatebowl for th uncicyle
string
in a posting somewhere
in newsgroup land
now wher eu fdound it
i'll find it
+++
if it;s a good bowl
and u love it enough
is it clean ?
is it covered in tags ?
and slippery
+++
u wanna see a suspension unicycle go over it;s edge
+++
maybe ya will
+++
i didnt hit a bowl in byron bay
on th weekend
i apologise
hit redcliffe's bowl today
at th beach
inland nxt i think
+++
outback maybe
+++
maybe i do a net search on
bowls in
th outback
+++
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The Kinks
'Come Dancing'
+++
if it looks like fun
+++
wot its about
life
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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The Kinks
'Till The End Of The Day'
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