DUMPSTER RODENT MATERIALIZING INTO PISS STAIN!
Bill Palmer
you are wrong, especially when you are the world champion
of flaming and you are calling a move by an opponent.
Even so, the Amazing Flame Giant is not too big to
admit he can be wrong once in a great while.
All of you remember that not long ago I made a
post about Wotan the Dumpster Rodent called
"DUMPSTER RODENT DWINDLING INTO NOTHINGNESS."
Well, Dumpie ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness,
true.
I was close, but I missed something important,
and I need to tell you about it heads-up, to set
the record straight on this.
Wotan gave every impression that he was in
fact dwindling into nothingness, but now
he's starting to come back:
Wotan's materializing into a very faint piss stain
in the dank basement of forth-rate flamedom!
I determined that by the fact that after running
away, Wotan has stated to pester me feebly again
with his sideswipes and potshots.
For instance, just the other day Dumpie posted some
blather about my supposedly knowing the situation
in alt.flame.
Me, the Flame Giant of Usenet and the household
name in flaming all over the wired world "not
knowing the situation in alt.flame"!
You want to know the situation in alt.flame?
I'll tell Deumpie and everyone else the situation
in alt.flame.
The situation in alt.flame is that I OWN alt.flame
lock, stock and barrel.
The situation in alt.flame is that I've whupped
everyone in the group so painfully that I could
not BUY a fight in a.f for a million bucks!
The situation in alt.flame is that I now stand
astride the group like a fiery colossus while
all the other flamers (and that most CERTAINLY
includes Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent) peek out
from under my boots. When they are not hiding
from entirely, that is.
Well, now that I've set everyone straight on
the situation in alt.flame, I'll add this about
Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent.
Wotan's developed a very bad attitude toward his
flames.
He never even tries to improve, and he stays with
the same feeble little cheapshots he has been
posting for years.
Wotan's become the tip of the rat's tail in the
flame world and that's pretty sad.
Oh, he's coming back all right, but he sure as
hell is not coming back strong to fight The Giant
boast thought Dumpie might.
Dumpie now equals naught but a faint, sadly-faded
piss stain in the basement of the flame universe...
[Well, Wotan vowed to make his mark on the net
and I guess he now has, at least in a manner
of speaking.]
copyright FLAME GIANT
On Wordscreens of the World
Dr. Retribution
news:82nmme$u20$1...@nntp3.atl.mindspring.net...
> You know, Flame Giant fans, sometimes it's hard to admit
> you are wrong, especially when you are the world champion
> of flaming and you are calling a move by an opponent.
Frogery.
Bill Palmer
<Reepi...@bigpond.com> writes:
>
>Sorry bud, but thats a pretty weak post.
Take it from an unknown fourth-stringer in the
flame world called "Curtis Jones," eh? Quite
the contrary to what you so enviously beable,
"DUMPSTER RODENT MATERIALIZING INTO PISS
STAIN" is the best "stdand-alone" in the flame
world for the Second week of December, 1999.
It toasted Dumpie's tail again--just as I've
done so many times in the past. Your jealous
wheeze won't change that fact one bit, my obscure
friend.
>
>Reepicheep
________________________________________________________
ITEM: DUMPSTER RODENT MATERIALIZING INTO PISS STAIN
> You know, Flame Giant fans, sometimes it's hard to admit
> you are wrong, especially when you are the world champion
> of flaming and you are calling a move by an opponent.
>
> Even so, the Amazing Flame Giant is not too big to
> allow he can be mistaken once in a great while.
>
> All of you remember that not long ago I made a
> post about Wotan the Dumpster Rodent called
> "DUMPSTER RODENT DWINDLING INTO NOTHINGNESS."
>
> Well, Dumpie ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness,
> true.
>
> I was close, but I missed something important,
> and I need to tell you about it heads-up, to set
> the record straight on this.
>
> Wotan gave every impression that he was in
> fact dwindling into nothingness, but now
> he's starting to come back:
>
> Wotan's materializing into a very faint piss stain
> in the dank basement of forth-rate flamedom!
>
> I determined that by the fact that after running
> away, Wotan has stated to pester me feebly again
> with his sideswipes and potshots.
>
> For instance, just the other day Dumpie posted some
> blather about my supposedly knowing the situation
> in alt.flame.
>
> Me, the Flame Giant of Usenet and the household
> name in flaming all over the wired world "not
> knowing the situation in alt.flame"!
>
> You want to know the situation in alt.flame?
>
> I'll tell Dumpie and everyone else the situation
> in alt.flame.
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I OWN alt.flame
> lock, stock and barrel.
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I've whupped
> everyone in the group so painfully that I could
> not BUY a fight in a.f for a million bucks!
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I now stand
> astride the group like a fiery colossus while
> all the other flamers (and that most CERTAINLY
> includes Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent) peek out
> from under my boots. When they are not hiding
> from me entirely, that is.
>
> Well, now that I've set everyone straight on
> the situation in alt.flame, I'll add this about
> Mr. Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent.
>
> Wotan's developed a very bad attitude toward his
> flames.
>
> He never even tries to improve, and he stays with
> the same feeble little cheapshots he has been
> posting for years.
>
> Wotan's become the tip of the rat's tail in the
> flame world and that's pretty sad.
>
> Oh, he's coming back all right, but he sure as
> hell is not coming back strong to fight The Giant
> boast though Dumpie might.
Will Acheson
wil...@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) wrote:
[BOB] And welcome back to Usenet Arena, where tonight, Biil
"Don't call me Palmjob" Palmer will be making his second
appearance, hoping beyond hope to erase the memory of his
first, disastrous trip here, which resulted in twelve
fatalities and many many more injuries to the fans in
attendance. Good evening, I'm Bob.
[TIM] And I'm Tim.
[BOB] And as you can see, precautions have been taken to
ensure that the horrors of Palmer's last appearance
at the Arena will not be repeated.
[CAMERA] [pans to the crowd, all of whom are wearing gas masks,
and then to the air conditioning units suspended from
the ceiling, which have apparently been anchored down
with bridge cabling.]
[TIM] Well, Bob, Palmer is already in the arena - they installed
a doggie door for him this time - and the fans are waiting
with morbid curiosity to hear his words.
[CAMERA] [cuts to Palmer]
> You know, Flame Giant fans,
[dead silence from the audience]
> sometimes it's hard to admit you are wrong,
[BOB] How would he know? He's never done it.
> especially when you are the world champion of flaming
[TIM] Was anyone ever able to find out what he was talking about,
Bob?
[BOB] They found a certificate in Palmer's locker last time, which
had been drawn by Palmer himself. In crayon.
[TIM] Oh.
> and you are calling a move by an opponent.
[BOB] Babe Ruth, he ain't, Tim.
[TIM] Though he's significantly uglier.
> Even so, the Amazing Flame Giant
[TIM] He's still sticking to that handle, I see. Where's he been
for the last six months, anyway?
[BOB] Nobody knows - he got out of traction in July and just vanished.
[REPLAY] [shows air-conditioner falling from roof to land on Palmer]
[TIM] Wherever he went, he didn't get to practice much, obviously.
> is not too big
[BOB] If four hundred seventy pounds isn't "too big", I don't want
to know how he defines it, Tim.
[TIM] Probably the same way he defines "World Champion", Bob.
> to admit he can be wrong once in a great while.
[TIM] Speaking of definitions, he's got a funny way of saying
"Every five minutes".
[BOB] [chuckles]
> All of you remember
[BOB] I don't.
> that not long ago I made a post about Wotan the Dumpster
Rodent called
[TIM] He's referring here to one of his older foes, "Wotan", who
Palmer has doggedly referred to for the last several years
as "Dumpster Rodent."
[BOB] One of Palmj..er, Palmer's favorite tactics, if I recall
correctly. Hasn't had a lot of success with it, though.
[TIM] Exactly right, Bob. Wotan, you'll note, is still here.
> "DUMPSTER RODENT DWINDLING INTO NOTHINGNESS."
[BOB] Is it just me, Tim? Or does Palmer seem a bit overawed with
the titles of his posts?
[TIM] He considers them the cornerstones of all his flames, Bob.
[BOB] That explains a whole lot, then, doesn't it?
> Well, Dumpie
[TIM] "Dumpie?" [giggling is heard from the booth]
> ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness, true.
[BOB] We have footage of that, I think.
[FOOTAGE] Wotan is shown, asleep at his computer as a Bill Palmer
post scrolls endlessly by.
> I was close,
[TIM] As measured in kilometers.
> but I missed something important,
[BOB] And I don't think we need to add much to that.
> and I need to tell you about it heads-up, to set
> the record straight on this.
[TIM] The record shows, in fact, that it was Bill Palmer who
dwindled into nothingness at the end of July, the most
recent in a very long string of autospanks by the self-
proclaimed champion.
> Wotan gave every impression that he was in
> fact dwindling into nothingness,
[FOOTAGE] [cuts again to Wotan at his computer. He falls out
of his chair with a thud.]
> but now he's starting to come back:
[FOOTAGE] [shows Wotan blearily peeking up from the floor at his
computer, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.]
[CROWD] [muffled by gas masks] FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
[TIM] Uh-oh! The crowd is getting into the act, here - Palmer must
be building to yet another completely imbecilic point!
> Wotan's materializing into a very faint piss stain
[BOB] He must think that's Wotan, there in his diapers.
[TIM] Actually, those are Depends, Bob. Palmer gets a sponsorship
from the company. If their products can contain the voluminous
quantities of shit that Palmer produces,
> in the dank basement of forth-rate flamedom!
[CROWD] [muffled] <snicker>
[TIM] Far be it from us to typo-pounce, Bob, but...
[BOB] The crowd feels no such compunctions, obviously.
> I determined that by the fact that after running
> away,
[BOB] I'll say this for Palmer: once he convinces himself he's right,
he stays convinced.
[TIM] Rather like a politician, Bob.
> Wotan has stated to pester me feebly again
> with his sideswipes and potshots.
[FOOTAGE] [shows Wotan taking aim at Palmer with an elephant rifle]
> For instance, just the other day Dumpie
[BOB] "Dumpie?" [loud laughter is heard from the booth]
> posted some blather about my supposedly knowing the
> situation in alt.flame.
[TIM] I'm not sure what he's referring to here, but Palmer couldn't
possibly have a clue about the situation in alt.flame.
[BOB] Right, Tim, he's been spanked for months.
> Me, the Flame Giant
[BOB] Someone get me a chainsaw, please? I have some rhetoric to cut.
> of Usenet
[TIM] He seems to think that flaming happens in places other than
Usenet, Bob.
[BOB] That's because he has no life outside of Usenet, Tim.
> and the household name in flaming
[FOOTAGE] [shows informal poll taken on city streets, with several
people offering variations of "Bill Palmer? Never heard
of the fuckhead."]
> all over the wired world
[BOB] It's full of wordscreens, you know, Tim.
[TIM] Really? I hadn't heard that. All I've got is a computer.
> "not knowing the situation in alt.flame"!
[TIM] Obviously; he doesn't even comprehend the moderation of a
newsgroup, Bob.
[BOB] Might want to keep your voice down, Tim. Palmer hasn't been
clued in on that one yet.
[TIM] Ah. Will he ever be?
[BOB] Certainly, as soon as we receive that shipment of ice from Hell.
> You want to know the situation in alt.flame?
[BOB] I'm certain he's going to tell us, Tim.
> I'll tell Deumpie and everyone else the situation
> in alt.flame.
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD! FUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
[TIM] They seem to have a fine grasp on the situation, Bob.
> The situation in alt.flame is that I OWN alt.flame
> lock, stock and barrel.
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
[BOB] He calls it his "cattle ranch", doesn't he, Tim?
[TIM] He sure does, Bob. Knowing Palmer's fondness for livestock,
it might be wise if they distribute iron underwear to everyone
who frequents the group.
> The situation in alt.flame is that I've whupped
> everyone in the group so painfully that I could
> not BUY a fight in a.f for a million bucks!
[TIM] Do you have ANY idea what the fuck he's talking about, Bob?
[BOB] Well, first, it seems his campaign to collect Monopoly money
from the Dumpsters of the World has borne some fruit. Second,
when you consider that he ran hell-bent for leather away from
ICEKNIFE, Acheson, and a few others last week, all I can say
is that he's full of shit, Tim.
[TIM] As the stench from his diaper.. er, Depends clearly indicates,
Bob.
> The situation in alt.flame is that I now stand
> astride the group like a fiery colossus
[BOB] He's said this before, hasn't he, Tim?
[TIM] [looks up from calculator, which is smoking] I couldn't tell
you how many times, Bob.
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
> while all the other flamers (and that most CERTAINLY
> includes Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent)
[TIM] This represents a position shift on Palmer's part, Bob. All
of a sudden, he's decided that there *are* other flamers in
alt.flame, and even that Wotan's one of them.
[BOB] One can only speculate, Tim, that this is a direct result of his
being blasted from the face of Usenet back in July.
> peek out from under my boots.
[BOB] He's not wearing boots, is he, Tim?
[TIM] Nope, Bob, just the Depends.
> When they are not hiding from entirely, that is.
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
[TIM] That crowd doesn't seem to be hiding.
> Well, now that I've set everyone straight on
> the situation in alt.flame, I'll add this about
> Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent.
[BOB] [dryly] Oh, this should be good. Finally, we move past the
frantic ego-masturbation and get to something that just MIGHT
be possible to interpret as a flame, Tim!
[TIM] [checks watch] Took him long enough.
> Wotan's developed a very bad attitude toward his
> flames.
[CROWD] [scratches collective head.]
[TIM] I'm not sure which was the worse, Bob. That, or his "wimp"
"flame" last time he showed his scabby face around here.
> He never even tries to improve, and he stays with
> the same feeble little cheapshots he has been
> posting for years.
[BOB] Palmer's sense of idiotic irony certainly hasn't suffered
during his extended spank, Tim.
[TIM] No sir. Especially when you consider that he's been
using the same stupid nicknames since at least 1997.
[BOB] What about before?
[TIM] I ran out of No-Doz before I could dig back that far into
Deja, Bob.
[BOB] Ah.
> Wotan's become the tip of the rat's tail in the
> flame world and that's pretty sad.
[TIM] From the whole rodent to just the tip of the tail, eh?
Says something about Palmer, since this whole rant has
had about the incendiary content of a wet noodle, and I
honestly doubt Wotan's even noticed it.
[BOB] Notice? What's there to notice? He hasn't done much but
shove his hand down the front of his Depends all night.
> Oh, he's coming back all right,
[BOB] A given, considering it's only a Palmer flame attempt.
> but he sure as
> hell is not coming back strong to fight The Giant
> boast thought Dumpie might.
[CROWD] <snicker>
> Dumpie now equals naught but a faint, sadly-faded
> piss stain in the basement of the flame universe...
[TIM] Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't he call Hausmann "Piss
Stain" once?
[BOB] Which Hausmann?
[TIM] Good question; I'm not sure.
> [Well, Wotan vowed to make his mark on the net
> and I guess he now has, at least in a manner
> of speaking.]
[BOB] Judging from the boot prints up and down Palmer's back, I'd
be inclined to say that he's not the only one.
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
[TIM] Palmer's.... stopped.
[BOB] After only an hour, Tim. You have to wonder if he's not out
of shape from his long, long spank-time.
[TIM] Oh, I wouldn't doubt it, Bob. But, being that as it may,
Palmer has indeed stopped - he's even got his hand out of his
Depends, and I think that'll be just about it from him
for tonght.
[BOB] Thank God.
[TIM] Well, we'll be sending you back to our anchor desk now for
analysis.
[BOB] Thanks for being with us, those of you who are still awake.
I'm Bob.
[TIM] And I'm Tim.
[BOB] And we'll let the supple lungs of the crowd say the rest.
From Usenet Arena, good night!
[CROWD] FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK-HEAD!
--
Will Acheson, the Virtual Gypsy
wi...@starweaver.net
Curtis Jones
Reepicheep
Bill Palmer <wil...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:82nmme$u20$1...@nntp3.atl.mindspring.net...
> You know, Flame Giant fans, sometimes it's hard to admit
> you are wrong, especially when you are the world champion
> of flaming and you are calling a move by an opponent.
>
> Even so, the Amazing Flame Giant is not too big to
> admit he can be wrong once in a great while.
>
> All of you remember that not long ago I made a
> post about Wotan the Dumpster Rodent called
> "DUMPSTER RODENT DWINDLING INTO NOTHINGNESS."
>
> Well, Dumpie ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness,
> true.
>
> I was close, but I missed something important,
> and I need to tell you about it heads-up, to set
> the record straight on this.
>
> Wotan gave every impression that he was in
> fact dwindling into nothingness, but now
> he's starting to come back:
>
> Wotan's materializing into a very faint piss stain
> in the dank basement of forth-rate flamedom!
>
> I determined that by the fact that after running
> away, Wotan has stated to pester me feebly again
> with his sideswipes and potshots.
>
> For instance, just the other day Dumpie posted some
> blather about my supposedly knowing the situation
> in alt.flame.
>
> Me, the Flame Giant of Usenet and the household
> name in flaming all over the wired world "not
> knowing the situation in alt.flame"!
>
> You want to know the situation in alt.flame?
>
> I'll tell Deumpie and everyone else the situation
> in alt.flame.
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I OWN alt.flame
> lock, stock and barrel.
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I've whupped
> everyone in the group so painfully that I could
> not BUY a fight in a.f for a million bucks!
>
> The situation in alt.flame is that I now stand
> astride the group like a fiery colossus while
> all the other flamers (and that most CERTAINLY
> includes Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent) peek out
> from under my boots. When they are not hiding
> from entirely, that is.
>
> Well, now that I've set everyone straight on
> the situation in alt.flame, I'll add this about
> Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent.
>
> Wotan's developed a very bad attitude toward his
> flames.
>
> He never even tries to improve, and he stays with
> the same feeble little cheapshots he has been
> posting for years.
>
> Wotan's become the tip of the rat's tail in the
> flame world and that's pretty sad.
>
> Oh, he's coming back all right, but he sure as
> hell is not coming back strong to fight The Giant
> boast thought Dumpie might.
>
> Dumpie now equals naught but a faint, sadly-faded
> piss stain in the basement of the flame universe...
>
> [Well, Wotan vowed to make his mark on the net
> and I guess he now has, at least in a manner
> of speaking.]
>
>
Curtis Jones
Reepicheep
Bill Palmer <wil...@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:82oqgt$aat$1...@nntp2.atl.mindspring.net...
> In <BJN34.2236$E4....@newsfeeds.bigpond.com> "Curtis Jones"
> <Reepi...@bigpond.com> writes:
> >
> >Sorry bud, but thats a pretty weak post.
>
> Take it from an unknown fourth-stringer in the
> flame world called "Curtis Jones," eh? Quite
> the contrary to what you so enviously beable,
> "DUMPSTER RODENT MATERIALIZING INTO PISS
> STAIN" is the best "stdand-alone" in the flame
> world for the Second week of December, 1999.
> It toasted Dumpie's tail again--just as I've
> done so many times in the past. Your jealous
> wheeze won't change that fact one bit, my obscure
> friend.
> >
> >Reepicheep
>
> ________________________________________________________
>
>
>
> ITEM: DUMPSTER RODENT MATERIALIZING INTO PISS STAIN
>
>
> > You know, Flame Giant fans, sometimes it's hard to admit
> > you are wrong, especially when you are the world champion
> > of flaming and you are calling a move by an opponent.
> >
> > Even so, the Amazing Flame Giant is not too big to
> > allow he can be mistaken once in a great while.
> >
> > All of you remember that not long ago I made a
> > post about Wotan the Dumpster Rodent called
> > "DUMPSTER RODENT DWINDLING INTO NOTHINGNESS."
> >
> > Well, Dumpie ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness,
> > true.
> >
> > I was close, but I missed something important,
> > and I need to tell you about it heads-up, to set
> > the record straight on this.
> >
> > Wotan gave every impression that he was in
> > fact dwindling into nothingness, but now
> > he's starting to come back:
> >
> > Wotan's materializing into a very faint piss stain
> > in the dank basement of forth-rate flamedom!
> >
> > I determined that by the fact that after running
> > away, Wotan has stated to pester me feebly again
> > with his sideswipes and potshots.
> >
> > For instance, just the other day Dumpie posted some
> > blather about my supposedly knowing the situation
> > in alt.flame.
> >
> > Me, the Flame Giant of Usenet and the household
> > name in flaming all over the wired world "not
> > knowing the situation in alt.flame"!
> >
> > You want to know the situation in alt.flame?
> >
> > I'll tell Dumpie and everyone else the situation
> > in alt.flame.
> >
> > The situation in alt.flame is that I OWN alt.flame
> > lock, stock and barrel.
> >
> > The situation in alt.flame is that I've whupped
> > everyone in the group so painfully that I could
> > not BUY a fight in a.f for a million bucks!
> >
> > The situation in alt.flame is that I now stand
> > astride the group like a fiery colossus while
> > all the other flamers (and that most CERTAINLY
> > includes Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent) peek out
> > from under my boots. When they are not hiding
> > from me entirely, that is.
> >
> > Well, now that I've set everyone straight on
> > the situation in alt.flame, I'll add this about
> > Mr. Dumpie the Dumpster Rodent.
> >
> > Wotan's developed a very bad attitude toward his
> > flames.
> >
> > He never even tries to improve, and he stays with
> > the same feeble little cheapshots he has been
> > posting for years.
> >
> > Wotan's become the tip of the rat's tail in the
> > flame world and that's pretty sad.
> >
> > Oh, he's coming back all right, but he sure as
> > hell is not coming back strong to fight The Giant
> > boast though Dumpie might.
Flaagg
<wo...@206.66.160.167> says...
>Translation: Palmjob killfiled me when I found other Palmers who agreed
>that Palmjob was the insult to Palmers of the world.
STILL one of the funniest stunts I've witnessed on the 'net. Why can't
the rest of you be like this Dumpster Rodent person?
--
Aaron M. Henne -mhm 9x2-
Bill Palmer
<mhm9x2@REMOVE_TO_EMAILflonk.org> writes:
[...]
>
>STILL one of the funniest stunts I've witnessed on the 'net. Why can't
>the rest of you be like this Dumpster Rodent person?
Well, Flaagg, how "shocking" that you would horn in
here to try and defend another fourth-rate lamester
(and famous Flame Giant spankard) like yourself.
Now let's hear Sad Andy Peanut Beckwith's version
of events regarding the toasting and retoasting
of the Dumpster Rodent by the World Champion of
Flaming, the Amazing Flame Giant! Get real,
Flaagg. Nobody cares how spankards like you
try to spin flame world history. Dumpie has
been toasting on a spit all week, and I
just might keep Wotan toasting all of next
week too--if he keeps up his dishonest
squeaks regarding the Amazing Flame Giant.
copyright FLAME GIANT
On Wordscreens of the World
>
Flaagg
<wil...@ix.netcom.com> says...
>In <MPG.12baf1a65...@news.navicom.net> Flaagg
><mhm9x2@REMOVE_TO_EMAILflonk.org> writes:
>
>[...]
>
>>
>>STILL one of the funniest stunts I've witnessed on the 'net. Why can't
>>the rest of you be like this Dumpster Rodent person?
>
>Well, Flaagg
I don't remember giving you permission to speak, Mr. Bill.
Mike MacLennan
>
> In <MPG.12baf1a65...@news.navicom.net> Flaagg
> <mhm9x2@REMOVE_TO_EMAILflonk.org> writes:
>
> [...]
>
> >
> >STILL one of the funniest stunts I've witnessed on the 'net. Why can't
> >the rest of you be like this Dumpster Rodent person?
>
> here to try and defend another fourth-rate lamester
> (and famous Flame Giant spankard) like yourself.
> Now let's hear Sad Andy Peanut Beckwith's version
> of events regarding the toasting and retoasting
> of the Dumpster Rodent by the World Champion of
> Flaming, the Amazing Flame Giant! Get real,
> Flaagg. Nobody cares how spankards like you
> try to spin flame world history. Dumpie has
> been toasting on a spit all week, and I
> just might keep Wotan toasting all of next
> week too--if he keeps up his dishonest
> squeaks regarding the Amazing Flame Giant.
>
> copyright FLAME GIANT
>
> On Wordscreens of the World
Now this is a forgery, or else you would have called him "Flagg".
He's fake named, you know.
" I have only the foggiest idea of
the galaxy I live in and I have no idea what
my brain is doing at given time"
Biil Palmer explains, well...quite a bit in
<81g44d$6o4$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>
Per
>
> In <MPG.12baf1a65...@news.navicom.net> Flaagg
> <mhm9x2@REMOVE_TO_EMAILflonk.org> writes:
>
> [...]
>
> >
> >STILL one of the funniest stunts I've witnessed on the 'net. Why can't
> >the rest of you be like this Dumpster Rodent person?
>
> Well, Flaagg, how "shocking" that you would horn in
> here to try and defend another fourth-rate lamester
> (and famous Flame Giant spankard) like yourself.
Bill, the only spankard you have is your own penis. Get over it!
> Now let's hear Sad Andy Peanut Beckwith's version
> of events regarding the toasting and retoasting
> of the Dumpster Rodent by the World Champion of
> Flaming, the Amazing Flame Giant! Get real,
> Flaagg. Nobody cares how spankards like you
> try to spin flame world history. Dumpie has
> been toasting on a spit all week, and I
> just might keep Wotan toasting all of next
> week too--if he keeps up his dishonest
> squeaks regarding the Amazing Flame Giant.
>
> copyright FLAME GIANT
>
> On Wordscreens of the World
> >
> >--
> >Aaron M. Henne -mhm 9x2-
> >
> >http://www.flonk.org/mhm9x2
> >
> >http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg
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>
> In article <82nmme$u20$1...@nntp3.atl.mindspring.net>,
> Bill Palmer <wil...@ix.netcom.com> demonstrated a
> >Well, Dumpie ALMOST did dwindle into nothingness,
> >true.
>
> Translation: Palmjob killfiled me when I found other Palmers who agreed
> that Palmjob was the insult to Palmers of the world.
Dang! Missed that. We have a few net.palmers who've had a choice
word or two on the subject, too. One claims to have COINED the
'Palmjob' moniker, which if it could be proven would be priceless.
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