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Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 12, 2009, 6:15:34 PM12/12/09
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The point at which our resident drunkard, Jamie Boi, decided to remove
himself from Usenet as an early Keeristmas gift to everyone, occurred
at exactly the same point in which all the Hatter forgeries cut off,
as well as the sudden, near disappearance of Tom Evans.

It's potentially possible that Jamie Boi is and always was Tom Evans,
just socking it up under a new nyme. It makes sense on various levels
too, in that their incredibly n00bish style of attack/obsession was
almost near identical. Not to mention they always agreed and slurped
with one another for support. Jamie Boi also claimed to have spent
some time in prison, which matches perfectly with Tommy Boi's 10 year
absence from Usenet. There were numerous other conflicts as well,
such as when Jamie Boi just "forgot" how old his character was and
started running around talking about others as "kids" and such, until
it was pointed out that his character was only in like his twenties,
then suddenly he backpedaled and changed his tune rather abruptly. And
then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
same relative location, up in Canada.

I'm not saying that it's a certainty, but it is a likely possibility,
as is the possibility that the two could be different people, but
related to one another, either as real world friends, or possibly
family. Jamie boi could possibly even be Tom Evan's son.

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm � x �
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Hatter Quotes
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"Never do to anyone online what you wouldn't want done to yourself."

"Freedom, true freedom, is nothing more than intellectual advantage over others."

"When I listen to people I don't really listen to what it is they're
saying, so much as what they're saying it for."

"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"Never use your own limitations as the basis of measuring a technology's worth."

"I don't make mistakes, I have other people to make mistakes for me."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Usenet Filters/Blinders - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )

FrozenNorth

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Dec 12, 2009, 6:24:04 PM12/12/09
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On 12/12/09 6:15 PM, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
> And
> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
> same relative location, up in Canada.
>
Toronto and Winnipeg aren't really all that close together.

--
Froz...


The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 12, 2009, 7:50:25 PM12/12/09
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On Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:24:04 -0500, FrozenNorth
<frozenn...@gm.nospam.ail.com> wrote:

>> And
>> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
>> same relative location, up in Canada.

>Toronto and Winnipeg aren't really all that close together.

Well, that's ASSuming that either one of them wasn't lying. I never
bothered to look at their headers, but even if they did match, that
presumes that they weren't using proxies or otherwise munging the
header data.

Personally I never presume anything online, which is why I generally
never bother to look at people's headers. I accept and analyze every
probable possibility and even some improbable ones.

I also use blatant lies, misdirection and approximation accusations in
order to gauge people's reactions as well as to extract information
out of them. One of my favorite tactics along those lines is to "out"
somebody using closely matched personal data. The intent is normally
not to ever try and actually "out" them, that would be pointless,
rather the intent is to see how they respond and react to the
accusation itself, as well as the ensuing play.

Their responses and reactions and usually based on short emotions
without any benefit of intellect, which reveals a lot about them, and
things that you know are true, things that they might otherwise try
and conceal about themselves online. In their effort to try and
"prove you wrong", in effect, they'll be exposing their true selves.
The trick is to try and blind them into that course of action, to make
them think that your accusations are believable and can be accepted as
truth by others, which will fuel their desire to try and "prove you
wrong" and "get back" at you.

The Daring Dufas

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Dec 12, 2009, 9:53:55 PM12/12/09
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FrozenNorth wrote:
> On 12/12/09 6:15 PM, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>> And
>> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
>> same relative location, up in Canada.
>>
> Toronto and Winnipeg aren't really all that close together.
>

SHHHHHH! Don't confuse it with facts. Put the atlas down and
back away slowly, the creatures are known to be capricious
and attack without warning. FLNF

TDD

Onideus Mad Hatter

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Dec 12, 2009, 9:58:39 PM12/12/09
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Ahhh yes, there's my little obsesso Doofy, he just can't stop himself
from frothing on about me, despite the Net Nanny filters his parents
put on the "Family Dell" to prevent him from being able to read and
reply to my posts directly.

Sarah Ehrett

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Dec 27, 2009, 3:27:12 AM12/27/09
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On Dec 12, 6:15 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
productions.net> wrote:

> The point at which our resident drunkard, Jamie Boi, decided to remove
> himself from Usenet as an early Keeristmas gift to everyone, occurred
> at exactly the same point in which all the Hatter forgeries cut off,
> as well as the sudden, near disappearance of Tom Evans.

So, a four-day Christmas weekend with travel delays due to
blizzards... means nothing to you?

You need to get a life, Matthew.

> It's potentially possible that Jamie Boi is and always was Tom Evans,
> just socking it up under a new nyme.  It makes sense on various levels
> too, in that their incredibly n00bish style of attack/obsession was
> almost near identical.  Not to mention they always agreed and slurped
> with one another for support.  Jamie Boi also claimed to have spent
> some time in prison, which matches perfectly with Tommy Boi's 10 year
> absence from Usenet.  There were numerous other conflicts as well,
> such as when Jamie Boi just "forgot" how old his character was and
> started running around talking about others as "kids" and such, until
> it was pointed out that his character was only in like his twenties,
> then suddenly he backpedaled and changed his tune rather abruptly. And
> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
> same relative location, up in Canada.

And you realize that Canada is larger than the U.S., no? It's true.
And you're basically saying that New York and Chicago are in the same
"relative location".

You silly twat.

> I'm not saying that it's a certainty,

Here's a certainty: Your faux "company", backwater-productions.net,
is a riot! Zero customer, zero projects, zero revenues ..... and you
are so lonely, you even read the emails that are sent there! LOL!

> but it is a likely possibility,
> as is the possibility that the two could be different people, but
> related to one another, either as real world friends, or possibly
> family.  Jamie boi could possibly even be Tom Evan's son.

That's not where the apostrophe would go. But I'm sure you knew that.

-------------------------------------------
Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW

Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR CHARLES COUNTY - CRIMINAL
SYSTEM
Case Number: 00008221P3Tracking No:0000008221P3
Case Type: CRIMINAL
District Code: 04Location Code:02
Document Type: STATEMENT OF CHARGESIssued Date:12/17/1989
Case Status: CLOSEDCase Disposition:TRIAL
Defendant Information
Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
Race: WHITE, CAUCASIAN, ASIATIC INDIAN, ARAB
Sex: MHeight:509Weight:215DOB:11/18/1956
Address: 110 BEACH DRIVE
City: MECHANICSVILLEState:MDZip Code:20659 - 0000
Charge and Disposition Information
(Each Charge is listed separately. The disposition is listed below
the
Charge)
Charge No: 001Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON: CARRY/WEAR
Statute: 27.36B.(b)Description:HANDGUN ON PERSON
Amended Date: CJIS Code:1 5212MO/PLL:Probable Cause:
Incident Date From: To: Victim Age:
Disposition
Plea: GUILTY

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Dec 27, 2009, 1:22:18 PM12/27/09
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In article <677709ab-48fa-4a1f...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,

Sarah Ehrett <conniel...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>On Dec 12, 6:15�pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
>productions.net> wrote:
>
>> The point at which our resident drunkard, Jamie Boi, decided to remove
>> himself from Usenet as an early Keeristmas gift to everyone, occurred
>> at exactly the same point in which all the Hatter forgeries cut off,
>> as well as the sudden, near disappearance of Tom Evans.
>
>So, a four-day Christmas weekend with travel delays due to
>blizzards... means nothing to you?

First let me say - and I think I speak for everyone Sarah, just how
nice it's been passing around your holiday cream pie recipe to my friends
over the holiday! So nice to see/have you back safe and sound.

I'm ready to fly down and give Diaperboi a case of GetAKloo Juice.
Perhaps we can hookup for some pie!
Just make sure you gargle first please.

>You need to get a life, Matthew.
>
>> It's potentially possible that Jamie Boi is and always was Tom Evans,
>> just socking it up under a new nyme. �It makes sense on various levels
>> too, in that their incredibly n00bish style of attack/obsession was
>> almost near identical. �Not to mention they always agreed and slurped
>> with one another for support. �Jamie Boi also claimed to have spent
>> some time in prison, which matches perfectly with Tommy Boi's 10 year
>> absence from Usenet. �There were numerous other conflicts as well,
>> such as when Jamie Boi just "forgot" how old his character was and
>> started running around talking about others as "kids" and such, until
>> it was pointed out that his character was only in like his twenties,
>> then suddenly he backpedaled and changed his tune rather abruptly. And
>> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
>> same relative location, up in Canada.
>
>And you realize that Canada is larger than the U.S., no? It's true.
>And you're basically saying that New York and Chicago are in the same
>"relative location".

I'm in Chi-town right now as we speak. Diaperboi should call me on my
office line at the number listed in my .sigfile - perhaps he could
leave a message if I happen to be on the loo.


>You silly twat.
>
>> I'm not saying that it's a certainty,
>
>Here's a certainty: Your faux "company", backwater-productions.net,
>is a riot! Zero customer, zero projects, zero revenues ..... and you
>are so lonely, you even read the emails that are sent there! LOL!


The lonely life of a ~true~ *liquid* artist.

>> but it is a likely possibility,
>> as is the possibility that the two could be different people, but
>> related to one another, either as real world friends, or possibly
>> family. �Jamie boi could possibly even be Tom Evan's son.
>
>That's not where the apostrophe would go. But I'm sure you knew that.
>
>-------------------------------------------
>Defendant Name: EHRETT, KENNETH ANDREW
>
>Court System: DISTRICT COURT FOR CHARLES COUNTY - CRIMINAL
>SYSTEM
> Case Number: 00008221P3Tracking No:0000008221P3
> Case Type: CRIMINAL


Be sure and send my regards to Ken when he gets back from the bighouse
Sarah.


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Master of Puppets Direct line and fax: 206-339-7561
DENSA Life Achievement � Am I the only one with half a brain?

Sarah Ehrett

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Dec 27, 2009, 3:51:09 PM12/27/09
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On Dec 27, 1:22 pm, under...@news.vrx.net (Mad as a Box of Frogs)
wrote:
> In article <677709ab-48fa-4a1f-b026-b4b38e1a3...@j24g2000yqa.googlegroups.com>,

> Sarah Ehrett  <connielingu...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >On Dec 12, 6:15 pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-
> >productions.net> wrote:
>
> >> The point at which our resident drunkard, Jamie Boi, decided to remove
> >> himself from Usenet as an early Keeristmas gift to everyone, occurred
> >> at exactly the same point in which all the Hatter forgeries cut off,
> >> as well as the sudden, near disappearance of Tom Evans.
>
> >So, a four-day Christmas weekend with travel delays due to
> >blizzards... means nothing to you?
>
> First let me say - and I think I speak for everyone Sarah, just how
> nice it's been passing around your holiday cream pie recipe to my friends
> over the holiday! So nice to see/have you back safe and sound.

I'm glad that everyone has enjoyed my Christmas Creampie recipe!

For those who missed it, the thread is here:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.usenet.kooks/browse_frm/thread/9bce5901fe56e194/bf608129c45f6ff5?lnk=gst&q=creampie#bf608129c45f6ff5

> I'm ready to fly down and give Diaperboi a case of GetAKloo Juice.

I doubt that he'll understand how to drink it.

> Perhaps we can hookup for some pie!
> Just make sure you gargle first please.

Gargling does damage to the natural flora and fauna in my oral cavity,
so I don't do it.

>
>
> >You need to get a life, Matthew.
>
> >> It's potentially possible that Jamie Boi is and always was Tom Evans,
> >> just socking it up under a new nyme. It makes sense on various levels
> >> too, in that their incredibly n00bish style of attack/obsession was
> >> almost near identical. Not to mention they always agreed and slurped
> >> with one another for support. Jamie Boi also claimed to have spent
> >> some time in prison, which matches perfectly with Tommy Boi's 10 year
> >> absence from Usenet. There were numerous other conflicts as well,
> >> such as when Jamie Boi just "forgot" how old his character was and
> >> started running around talking about others as "kids" and such, until
> >> it was pointed out that his character was only in like his twenties,
> >> then suddenly he backpedaled and changed his tune rather abruptly. And
> >> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
> >> same relative location, up in Canada.
>
> >And you realize that Canada is larger than the U.S., no?  It's true.
> >And you're basically saying that New York and Chicago are in the same
> >"relative location".
>
> I'm in Chi-town right now as we speak. Diaperboi should call me on my
> office line at the number listed in my .sigfile - perhaps he could
> leave a message if I happen to be on the loo.

Man, I took the HUGEST shit yesterday! Phewwwwie! My convicted
criminal husband didn't go into the bathroom for hours after!

Sarah Ehrett

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Dec 27, 2009, 5:18:17 PM12/27/09
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On Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:27:12 -0800 (PST), Sarah Ehrett
<conniel...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>On Dec 12, 6:15ļæ½pm, Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-


>productions.net> wrote:
>
>> The point at which our resident drunkard, Jamie Boi, decided to remove
>> himself from Usenet as an early Keeristmas gift to everyone, occurred
>> at exactly the same point in which all the Hatter forgeries cut off,
>> as well as the sudden, near disappearance of Tom Evans.
>
>So, a four-day Christmas weekend with travel delays due to
>blizzards... means nothing to you?
>
>You need to get a life, Matthew.
>
>> It's potentially possible that Jamie Boi is and always was Tom Evans,

>> just socking it up under a new nyme. ļæ½It makes sense on various levels


>> too, in that their incredibly n00bish style of attack/obsession was

>> almost near identical. ļæ½Not to mention they always agreed and slurped
>> with one another for support. ļæ½Jamie Boi also claimed to have spent


>> some time in prison, which matches perfectly with Tommy Boi's 10 year

>> absence from Usenet. ļæ½There were numerous other conflicts as well,


>> such as when Jamie Boi just "forgot" how old his character was and
>> started running around talking about others as "kids" and such, until
>> it was pointed out that his character was only in like his twenties,
>> then suddenly he backpedaled and changed his tune rather abruptly. And
>> then of course there's also the fact that they're both in the exact
>> same relative location, up in Canada.
>
>And you realize that Canada is larger than the U.S., no? It's true.
>And you're basically saying that New York and Chicago are in the same
>"relative location".
>
>You silly twat.
>
>> I'm not saying that it's a certainty,
>
>Here's a certainty: Your faux "company", backwater-productions.net,
>is a riot! Zero customer, zero projects, zero revenues ..... and you
>are so lonely, you even read the emails that are sent there! LOL!
>
>> but it is a likely possibility,
>> as is the possibility that the two could be different people, but
>> related to one another, either as real world friends, or possibly

>> family. ļæ½Jamie boi could possibly even be Tom Evan's son.

Mad as a Box of Frogs

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Dec 27, 2009, 8:14:01 PM12/27/09
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In article <09nfj5ln9u59pffjs...@4ax.com>,
Sarah Ehrett <nine...@cox.net> wrote:

<NUTHIN>

Hi Honey. Hope you're back from the holidays safe and sound?
And how's the Banjoboi? - gee I miss his calls. The line is
always open should either of you feel like sharing soon...

It's SO funny to watch you posting from two seperate accounts hun...
quite entertaining that is. Is it tough grasping at straws for you?
You just can't pony up any shred of evidence now can you snookums?
Naw....just endless bawling and lies since day 1 when we first met.
Be still my beating heart....what wonderful times we had.

Ah well. If I'm any judge of "characters", I'd say that new persona of
yours is going to be close to you forever. I know it must be driving you and
Kenboi half out of the half a mind you both have left, trying to figure it
all out. Anyone with more than 2 weeks on Usenet would of course recognise
distinctly different manners and styles but not seasoned old farts like
you and Banjoboi. Well good luck with your dilemma anyway.

After you two got so badly butthurt when Kenny got outed for stinking up
Usenet with ... oh heck...

Hey, what is this I found in the archives... this'll save me some time.

FWD:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~from a dear friend:Quote
Ken spent literally years screaming at everyone within hearing distance
that they were "fat"... Along with any number of racial slurs and
homophobic smears, he covered the globe.... Those from the middle east
were "sand ni****s, etc etc etc. One of the things he was most proud of
was calling himself a "Federal Marshal" which we all know is not what they
call themselves at all... (it's U.S. Marshall), but on that gaffe alone we
found out in a most hilarious way that he was arrested for carrying a
concealed weapon DURING THE TIME HE SAID HE WAS A MARSHAL.
Hahahahahahawwwwwwww....
Ken didn't understand the concept of 'public records'. First he called us
all liars, then when the arrest record was posted and the truth was out,
he said the "trooper was just brown-nosing for points with his superiors"
or some such idiocy. As if the Maryland State Patrol have to explain
themselves to Fat Kenny. Truly, it was a great time, watching Ken shit
himself into oblivion.
---------

/aside - I'll kick myself forever having missed it live and in color.
Oh well....here we are cuddling no matter what happened to your
mongo-hubby.

How 'bout tihs?

FWD from a *very* dear friend:QUOTE:
Perusing the alt nuke the usa archives through Google Groups is the way to
go... There's a world of madness and breakdown there that's priceless...
Ken getting all f'd up and mixing his account names, replying to posts
that were directed to Sara/H Sock, blustering about his Vietnam
experience, which would make him the only pre-pubescent serving in the
war....

The man has a tiny crackerbox outside Baltimore, (who could live in that
shithole), and it's Loser Loan'ed several times over. It's probable that
he's a janitor at a PX somewhere in the area, but sees himself as a Sooper
Security Pentagon "insider", working for Intel and all manner of
foolishness. His foreman probably caught wind of his usenet insanity and
either fired him or put him on permanent review. How close bankruptcy is
now is open for debate. The court records will show a soon as he files. He
may have filed by now, for all intents and purposes his compulsive debting
has led him into a dead end alley of insolvency. Forever.

But the real reason Ken/Sara/h is so reviled is his utter corruption as a
human being. Rarely do you find one who is irredeemable. Ken is that sort.
There's even a rumor that the female persona he uses is identity theft.

~~


Well Sarah that's all the time I have for EggNog tonight honey, but do
drive the pair of yourselves stark raving mad trying to figure out
who is who and who are you.

Until of course you post a single shred of proof about any or all of the
stink your rotten camel toe is producing....you remain as always....

filthy liar Ehretts - nothing more.


Toodles and hot luvvin' for now gorgearse.

Your owner - MAABOF XOXOXO

Sarah Ehrett

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Dec 27, 2009, 8:27:49 PM12/27/09
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On Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:14:01 +0000 (UTC), unde...@news.vrx.net (Mad

as a Box of Frogs) wrote:

>Hi Honey. Hope you're back from the holidays safe and sound?

Still enjoying our vacation in Rhode Island, thanks fer askin'.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/DSC02213.jpg

Here's another picture of your Best Friend Forever.
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u20/ninety7gt/KensMSAR.jpg


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