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https://www.google.com/search?q=Christina+Revels-Glick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlgwcEyEwGo
I find it "interesting" that it's the same people who shared the vid about the cishet vibrator lady who are so concerned about "public shaming" someone for obviously illegal lewd public sex acts by sharing videos, and yet they're the same people who make the unfounded claim that trans people want to have rated XXX drag shows for kids or that the mere existence of trans people in public spaces is "grooming" children.
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