How not to have anal sex.
White 1975 Cordoba
James Nguyen wrote:
>
> I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite because she was by
> herself with her parents in the country. Anyway, we were watching
> Tie Me Up Tie Me Down on SBS and was pretty hornied up. I get a fat
> just thinking about it. Anyway she and I we're cuddled-up together on the
> couche when by chance her hands fell down my nether regions and...yeah...
> you guessed it. I was on a boner. I turned to look at her and seconds later
> we were on the floor sucking genitalia. I wanted to fuck her so bad but I'm
> a responsible stud and always use condoms. There weren't any and I just
> wanted to make love to her right there and then. In this situation I like
> fucking up the arse but I've always had a problem with anals because it
> stinks. So being a resourceful guy I figured I could dabble on Goanna Heat
> cream on my LURVE probe and the menthol smell would mask the shit. And
> while it worked for a while, we both found ourselves in tears as the
> burning sensation got the better of us. Her ass was burning and my LURVE probe
> was on fire. So we headed for the shower for some relief and more genitalia
> sucking before hitting the sack. Man I'm on a fat and dripping pre-cum
> just writing this shit.
Keegan.
James Nguyen
Head Librarian
James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
And then you woke up.
(Shame about those sheets.)
[...]
Lee Jackson Beauregard
krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME (Head Librarian) wrote:
>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>(Shame about those sheets.)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This would require Nogoodyen to be capable of ejaculation, which in turn would
require it to have a reproductive system.
+--------------- L e e J a c k s o n B e a u r e g a r d -----+---------+
| Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of SmartNet or | Fuck |
| AltNet. And if you don't agree with them, you are racist, | Senator |
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+--------------------- r c h a s o n @ s m a r t . n e t ---------+---------+
LISA KATRINA KERVIN...I want to have your babey!
- James Nogoodyen in <61.6758T...@netspace.net.au>
"this type of low-class thing does little for your image as a legitimate site
and it demeans your public stance in support of free speech."
- James "Netcop" Keegan, to AltNet management
"I have a huge sex drive and I tend to go on and on.. The last toe comes in
hand [sic] to scratch itchy parts."
- Joey in <4ske1g$s...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
White 1975 Cordoba
Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>
> krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME (Head Librarian) wrote:
>
> >James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>
> >: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>
> >And then you woke up.
>
> >(Shame about those sheets.)
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> This would require Nogoodyen to be capable of ejaculation, which
Well, Nogoodyen has a reproductive system: he's pregnant with Lisa
Katrina Kervin's babey (sic), isn't he? It's just that his poor
reamed-out chocolate starfish has to do the whole thing all by itself.
James Nguyen
You're all JEALOUS of me. None of you has ever had real sex in your
PATHETIC lives. Desperate LOSERs like you fellas butter a piece of
steak, roll it and then fuck it. That's as close as you'll get to
experiencing a real vagina. That is just so SICK. Get a fucking
life man.
-
j.n. http://netspace.net.au/~nguyen/
James Nguyen
On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>And then you woke up.
I think you're just jealous.
>(Shame about those sheets.)
>[...]
I bet you had your little hand down your trousers and whipping that fore
skin just wishing what I'd would've been like. Yeah. Dream on. Dream away.
-
j.n. http://netspace.net.au/~nguyen/
Joey
James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite because she was by
James did not mention when he used the word "she" that she was his
poodle.
--
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\ ( Joey ) /
\_) (_/
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of
course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <319.6777T...@netspace.net.au>, ngu...@netspace.net.au
(James Nguyen) wrote:
> You're all JEALOUS of me. None of you has ever had real sex in your
> PATHETIC lives. Desperate LOSERs like you fellas butter a piece of
> steak, roll it and then fuck it. That's as close as you'll get to
> experiencing a real vagina. That is just so SICK. Get a fucking
> life man.
>
your all pussies so go fuck yourselves!!!! =D
me
> -
> j.n. http://netspace.net.au/~nguyen/
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she threw herself over a member of the KKK to protect him from the kicks and blows of anti-racism protesters.
Keshia Thomas is black.
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Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <677.6778T...@mail.powerup.com.au>,
cma...@mail.powerup.com.au (Claude Malan) wrote:
> >I have finally met my match!Everyone else here is just a LAME FUCK!Claude now
> >reigns supreme, even above me.In fact, with such talent, I now admit
that I am
> >nothing but a COCK SUCKING DWEEB!Not only is Claude the best flamer,
but he is
> >the only man who has ever been able to fill my ANUS!!I only wish I could take
> >him more often.Geez he's beautiful.
>
>
> >j.n. http://netspace.net.au/~nguyen/
>
>
> Thanks Nogoodnick!Glad you liked our ass reaming sessions.You took it like a
> real pro!And boy do you suck gooooood!All you other LAME FUCKS lay off
> James!He's my man now and noones going to put shit on him now I'm around.
> See you soon James honey.Love you very much.
>
> Claude.
Aw jamie whassa matter honey, not man enough for a real woman? like me?
I feel sorry for ya! NOT
me
Claude Malan
Lee Jackson Beauregard
White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>>
>> krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME (Head Librarian) wrote:
>>
>> >James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>>
>> >: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>>
>> >And then you woke up.
>>
>> >(Shame about those sheets.)
>> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> This would require Nogoodyen to be capable of ejaculation, which
>> turn would require it to have a reproductive system.
>Well, Nogoodyen has a reproductive system: he's pregnant with Lisa
>Katrina Kervin's babey (sic), isn't he? It's just that his poor
>reamed-out chocolate starfish has to do the whole thing all by itself.
I certainly hope not. It'd be the ultimate disproof of natural selection if
this pathetic little shitface were actually to breed.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>You're all JEALOUS of me. None of you has ever had real sex in your
>PATHETIC lives. Desperate LOSERs like you fellas butter a piece of
>steak, roll it and then fuck it. That's as close as you'll get to
>experiencing a real vagina. That is just so SICK. Get a fucking
>life man.
*Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**Form Flame**
Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] Pirate
[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [x] Geek
[ ] Spammer [x] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [x] Dumbass [x] Pre-teen
[x] Hooker [ ] Pimp [x] Moron
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You crossposted your blatantly obvious troll to SIXTY newsgroups
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
[ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your Internet access
[x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[x] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[x] I pity your dog
[x] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[x] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
[x] Go to hell
[x] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above
end flame
John Davis
In article <conniegn-230...@ip194.sky.net> Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) (conn...@solar.sky.net) wrote:
: In article <4t3rsu$5...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
: Beauregard) wrote:
: ah, bite me you kangaroo wanker
: >
: > To Repent, You Must:
: >
: > [x] Give up your Internet access
: > [x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
: I'm a girl!
Er, Sweet Cheeks, I don't think he's talking to you. I did like the
"kangaroo wanker" bit though.
--
A_A No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
John Davis (o o)
----------oOO-(^)-OOo----------------------------------------------------
~ Murphy's Laws of Combat
Pinhead the Cenobite
ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nguyen) wrote:
>I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite because she was by
>herself with her parents in the country.
Admit it, James, she was 14, wasn't she?
>I was on a boner.
None of us want to hear about your homosexual adventures, James.
>I turned to look at her and seconds later we were on the floor sucking genitalia.
"Sucking genitalia"... what a nice *clinical* term, James. Clinical
and BORING.
>I'm a responsible stud and always use condoms.
Must save you a great deal of $$ in Kleenex.
>There weren't any and I just
>wanted to make love to her right there and then. In this situation I like
>fucking up the arse but I've always had a problem with anals because it
>stinks.
Then you need to find a bitch with better anal hygene, James. Are you
used to poking arseholes that are smeared in feces, James?
>So being a resourceful guy I figured I could dabble on Goanna Heat
>cream on my LURVE probe and the menthol smell would mask the shit. And
>while it worked for a while, we both found ourselves in tears as the
>burning sensation got the better of us. Her ass was burning and my LURVE probe
>was on fire.
All of which shows what a stupid, retarded fuck you are. No one with
any sexual sense whatsoever would use something with menthol, camphor
or other aromatics in it for rump ranging. Idiot.
>So we headed for the shower for some relief and more genitalia
>sucking before hitting the sack. Man I'm on a fat and dripping pre-cum
>just writing this shit.
You like that "burning sensation" then? It's probably why you don't
bother spitting on your hand before you jerk your picopecker after
writing this tripe
Fucking moron...
Life is hard,
Concrete is hard,
Life is concrete.
-Sascha, KMFDM
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <4t3rup$5...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
Beauregard) wrote:
> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>
> >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME)
wrote:
> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>
> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>
> >>And then you woke up.
>
> >I think you're just jealous.
>
> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> 40 GOTO 10
Gimme a break Beauregardless! I thought you went to college! Is that
all they teach you in computer class, or is it the only thing your
tiny brain is capable of holding?
Of course, I sure as hell wouldn't expect HTML from a simpleton
like you!
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
> : > [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
> : > [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
was legal
> : > [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
> : > [ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
> : > [ ] I think you might be a fed
> : > [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
> : > [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
> : > worthless that you are being flamed anyway
>
> : ah, bite me you kangaroo wanker
> : >
> : > To Repent, You Must:
> : >
> : > [x] Give up your Internet access
> : > [x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
>
> : I'm a girl!
>
> Er, Sweet Cheeks, I don't think he's talking to you. I did like the
> "kangaroo wanker" bit though.
Of course he's talkin to me! =D "Cause I posted "Your all pussies so go
fuck yourselves" and he got mad because I gave him an order that is too
advanced for him to comprehend intellectually. =)
me
>
> --
> A_A No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
> John Davis (o o)
> ----------oOO-(^)-OOo----------------------------------------------------
> ~ Murphy's Laws of Combat
--
John Davis
: You're all JEALOUS of me. None of you has ever had real sex in your
: PATHETIC lives. Desperate LOSERs like you fellas butter a piece of
: steak, roll it and then fuck it. That's as close as you'll get to
: experiencing a real vagina. That is just so SICK. Get a fucking
: life man.
I don't know what you think we would be jealous of. I know I've never been
stupid enough to rub horse liniment on my dick. I bet if anybody else
ever did they would at least have the brains not to tell the world.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <4t18bo$4...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
Beauregard) wrote:
> White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>
> >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> >>
> >> krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME (Head Librarian) wrote:
> >>
> >> >James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> >>
> >> >: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> >>
> >> >And then you woke up.
> >>
> >> >(Shame about those sheets.)
> >> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >> This would require Nogoodyen to be capable of ejaculation, which
> >> turn would require it to have a reproductive system.
>
> >Well, Nogoodyen has a reproductive system: he's pregnant with Lisa
> >Katrina Kervin's babey (sic), isn't he? It's just that his poor
> >reamed-out chocolate starfish has to do the whole thing all by itself.
>
> I certainly hope not. It'd be the ultimate disproof of natural selection if
> this pathetic little shitface were actually to breed.
You call that flame? Jeez. Who was the imbecile that let you into this
newsgroup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me
>
> +--------------- L e e J a c k s o n B e a u r e g a r d -----+---------+
> | Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of SmartNet or | Fuck |
> | AltNet. And if you don't agree with them, you are racist, | Senator |
> | sexist, elitist, imperialist, Baptist, and possibly even right. | Exout |
> +--------------------- r c h a s o n @ s m a r t . n e t ---------+---------+
>
> LISA KATRINA KERVIN...I want to have your babey!
> - James Nogoodyen in <61.6758T...@netspace.net.au>
>
> "this type of low-class thing does little for your image as a legitimate site
> and it demeans your public stance in support of free speech."
> - James "Netcop" Keegan, to AltNet management
>
> "I have a huge sex drive and I tend to go on and on.. The last toe comes in
> hand [sic] to scratch itchy parts."
> - Joey in <4ske1g$s...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
--
Lee Jackson Beauregard
conn...@solar.sky.net (Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)) wrote:
>> : > [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>> : > [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it
>was legal
>> : > [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
>> : > [ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
>> : > [ ] I think you might be a fed
>> : > [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
>> : > [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
>> : > worthless that you are being flamed anyway
>>
>> : ah, bite me you kangaroo wanker
>> : >
>> : > To Repent, You Must:
>> : >
>> : > [x] Give up your Internet access
>> : > [x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
>>
>> : I'm a girl!
>>
>> Er, Sweet Cheeks, I don't think he's talking to you. I did like the
>> "kangaroo wanker" bit though.
>Of course he's talkin to me! =D "Cause I posted "Your all pussies so go
>fuck yourselves" and he got mad because I gave him an order that is too
>advanced for him to comprehend intellectually. =)
My post was aimed at Nogoodyen, not you. I am aware that many newsreaders don't
thread, and many don't build a nice tree of responses like Free Agent. But this
is precisely why those ">" marks are there, and why the person who posted the
quoted text is identified.
+--------------- L e e J a c k s o n B e a u r e g a r d -----+---------+
| Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of SmartNet or | Fuck |
| AltNet. And if you don't agree with them, you are racist, | Senator |
| sexist, elitist, imperialist, Baptist, and possibly even right. | Exout |
+--------------------- r c h a s o n @ s m a r t . n e t ---------+---------+
LISA KATRINA KERVIN...I want to have your babey!
- James Nogoodyen in <61.6758T...@netspace.net.au>
"I have a huge sex drive and I tend to go on and on.. The last toe comes in
hand [sic] to scratch itchy parts."
- Joey in <4ske1g$s...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
"Your flames have no linguistic creativity whatsoever. Just a bunch of crude
indecent language strung together with hopeless grammar. Get a fucking
education you trailer butt-fucker.."
- James Nogoodyen in <8573.677...@netspace.net.au>
Lee Jackson Beauregard
conn...@solar.sky.net (Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)) wrote:
>In article <4t3rup$5...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
>Beauregard) wrote:
>> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>>
>> >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME)
>wrote:
>> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>>
>> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>>
>> >>And then you woke up.
>>
>> >I think you're just jealous.
>>
>> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
>> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
>> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
>> 40 GOTO 10
>Gimme a break Beauregardless! I thought you went to college!
N.C. State, 1989.
>Is that
>all they teach you in computer class, or is it the only thing your
>tiny brain is capable of holding?
>Of course, I sure as hell wouldn't expect HTML from a simpleton
>like you!
See the James Nogoodyen IAQ, which should be in your news-spool just about now.
White 1975 Cordoba
> >PATHETIC lives. Desperate LOSERs like you fellas butter a piece of
> >steak, roll it and then fuck it. That's as close as you'll get to
> >experiencing a real vagina. That is just so SICK. Get a fucking
> >life man.
>
>
> Dear:
> [x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] Pirate
> [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [x] Geek
> [ ] Spammer [x] Nerd [ ] Elvis
> [ ] Fed [x] Freak [ ] Scientologist
> [ ] Scammer [x] Dumbass [x] Pre-teen
> [x] Hooker [ ] Pimp [x] Moron
>
> You Are Being Flamed Because:
> [ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
> [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
> [ ] You started an off-topic thread
> [x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
> [ ] You crossposted your blatantly obvious troll to SIXTY newsgroups
> [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
> [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
> [ ] You said "me too" to something
> [x] You suck
> [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
> [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed IT WORKS
> [ ] You posted asking for/selling phone sex lines
> [ ] I think you might be a fed
> [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
> [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
> worthless that you are being flamed anyway
>
>
> [x] Give up your Internet access
> [x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
> [ ] Actually post something relevant
> [ ] Read the FAQ
> [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
> [x] Go see the therapist you fired three months ago
>
> In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
> [ ] Blow me
> [x] Get a life
> [x] Never post again
> [ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
> [x] I pity your dog
> [x] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
> [x] You obviously have a very small penis (if any)
> [x] Go to hell
> [x] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> [ ] Get fucked, you pathetic loser
> [ ] All of the above
>
> end flame
Fuckhead.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <4t992a$7...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
Beauregard) wrote:
> conn...@solar.sky.net (Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)) wrote:
>
> >You call that flame? Jeez. Who was the imbecile that let you into this
> >newsgroup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> >me
>
> I don't think I need to add anything to this.
The truth is, you're just not smart enough to think of something.
>
> +--------------- L e e J a c k s o n B e a u r e g a r d -----+---------+
> | Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of SmartNet or | Fuck |
> | AltNet. And if you don't agree with them, you are racist, | Senator |
> | sexist, elitist, imperialist, Baptist, and possibly even right. | Exout |
> +--------------------- r c h a s o n @ s m a r t . n e t ---------+---------+
>
> LISA KATRINA KERVIN...I want to have your babey!
> - James Nogoodyen in <61.6758T...@netspace.net.au>
>
> "I have a huge sex drive and I tend to go on and on.. The last toe comes in
> hand [sic] to scratch itchy parts."
> - Joey in <4ske1g$s...@aggedor.rmit.EDU.AU>
>
> "Your flames have no linguistic creativity whatsoever. Just a bunch of crude
> indecent language strung together with hopeless grammar. Get a fucking
> education you trailer butt-fucker.."
> - James Nogoodyen in <8573.677...@netspace.net.au>
--
If I were God, that would make me atheist. I've never had a problem in not believing in myself.
White 1975 Cordoba
> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>
> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>
> >>And then you woke up.
>
> >I think you're just jealous.
>
> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> 40 GOTO 10
Fuckhead.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
Haakon Lugiesson
Haakon Lugiesson
Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
Fuckhead.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <31FA2F...@aix.telia.se>, Haakon Lugiesson
<lug...@aix.telia.se> wrote:
> Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> >
> > White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
> >
> > >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > >>
> > >> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
> > >> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> > >>
> > >> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> > >>
> > >> >>And then you woke up.
> > >>
> > >> >I think you're just jealous.
> > >>
> > >> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> > >> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> > >> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> > >> 40 GOTO 10
> >
> > >Fuckhead.
> > Fuckhead.
>
> Fuckhead.
Huckfead.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
> White 1975 Cordoba wrote:
> >
> > Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > >
> > > ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
> > >
> > > >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
> > > >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> > >
> > > >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> > >
> > > >>And then you woke up.
> > >
> > > >I think you're just jealous.
> > >
> > > 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> > > 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> > > 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> > > 40 GOTO 10
> >
> > Fuckhead.
>
> Fuckhead.
Anal.
Head Librarian
James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
: On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
: >James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
: >: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
: >And then you woke up.
: I think you're just jealous.
Change your fucking record, Nguyen. You bore me to death.
--
Truth is after all a moving target.
Hairs to split.
And pieces that don't fit.
-- Peart
Lee Jackson Beauregard
White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>>
>> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>>
>Fuckhead.
Nogoodyen.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
>> Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>> > White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>> > >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>> > >> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>> > >> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>> > >>
>> > >> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>> > >>
>> > >> >>And then you woke up.
>> > >>
>> > >> >I think you're just jealous.
>> > >>
>> > >> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
>> > >> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
>> > >> 40 GOTO 10
>> >
>> > >Fuckhead.
>> > Fuckhead.
>Huckfead.
Shpxurnq.
White 1975 Cordoba
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) wrote:
>
> In article <31FA2F...@aix.telia.se>, Haakon Lugiesson
> <lug...@aix.telia.se> wrote:
>
> > >
> > > Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > > >
> > > > ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
> > > > >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> > > >
> > > > >>And then you woke up.
> > > >
> > > > >I think you're just jealous.
> > > >
> > > > 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> > > > 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> > > > 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> > > > 40 GOTO 10
> > >
> > > Fuckhead.
> >
> > Fuckhead.
Vaginal.
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
> Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) wrote:
> >
> > In article <31FA2F...@aix.telia.se>, Haakon Lugiesson
> > <lug...@aix.telia.se> wrote:
> >
> > > Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > > >
> > > > White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME)
wrote:
> > > > >> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >>And then you woke up.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> >I think you're just jealous.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> > > > >> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> > > > >> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> > > > >> 40 GOTO 10
> > > >
> > > > >Fuckhead.
> > > > Fuckhead.
> > >
> > > Fuckhead.
> > Huckfead.
>
> Feadhuck.
Feackhud
)(3m8Li/V05kY
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) wrote:
>
> In article <31FAB5...@mopar.org>, White 1975 Cordoba
> <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>
> > Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) wrote:
> > >
> > > In article <31FA2F...@aix.telia.se>, Haakon Lugiesson
> > > <lug...@aix.telia.se> wrote:
> > >
> > > > White 1975 Cordoba wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME) wrote:
> > > > > > >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >>And then you woke up.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >I think you're just jealous.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
> > > > > > 20 PRINT "Women love me."
> > > > > > 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
> > > > > > 40 GOTO 10
> > > > >
> > > > > Fuckhead.
> > > >
> > > > Fuckhead.
> >
> > Vaginal.
> Dickpuppy!
Choadsmoker!
)(3m8Li/V05kY
> > > Huckfead.
> >
> > Feadhuck.
> Feackhud
Huadfeck.
White 1975 Cordoba
Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster)
In article <4tes8d$k...@tofu.alt.net>, rch...@smart.net (Lee Jackson
Beauregard) wrote:
> Shpxurnq.
Code blue! Code blue! We have a stroke emergency! STAT!
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Lee Jackson Beauregard
>> <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>> > Connie Goodnow (aka Conster Monster) wrote:
>> > > In article <31FA2F...@aix.telia.se>, Haakon Lugiesson
>> > > <lug...@aix.telia.se> wrote:
>> > > > Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>> > > > > White 1975 Cordoba <cord...@mopar.org> wrote:
>> > > > > >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>> > > > > >> ngu...@netspace.net.au (James Nogoodyen) wrote:
>> > > > > >> >On 21-Jul-96 19:54:17, Head Librarian (krtanner%/etc/HOSTNAME)
>> wrote:
>> > > > > >> >>James Nguyen (ngu...@netspace.net.au) wrote:
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> >>: I went to one of my lady friend's house last nite
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> >>And then you woke up.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> >I think you're just jealous.
>> > > > > >>
>> > > > > >> 10 PRINT "I am the best flamer in the world!"
>> > > > > >> 20 PRINT "Women love me."
>> > > > > >> 30 PRINT "JEALOUS!"
>> > > > > >> 40 GOTO 10
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >Fuckhead.
>> > > > > Fuckhead.
>> > > > Fuckhead.
>> > > Huckfead.
>> Feackhud
>Huadfeck.
Shpxurnq.
Michael Callaghan
cHOPS
Haakon Lugiesson
Urnqshpx.