Saw "Twister" -- A Disappointment ***SPOILERS***
Avoid normal situations.
[ Article crossposted from rec.arts.movies.current-films ]
[ Author was Quaquaqua ]
[ Posted on Wed, 15 May 1996 08:23:33 -0400 ]
I think a pay-per-view cage match between Thundar and Mike would be a
huge hit. We might even be able to back it with a flimsy cliched
storyline...
What do you two think - in or out?
Jeffrey
On Tue, 14 May 1996, Thundar the Barbarian wrote:
> Date: Tue, 14 MAY 1996 15:54:12 -0700
> From: Thundar the Barbarian <rocco_s...@evil-angel.edu>
> Newgroups: rec.arts.movies.current-films
> Subject: Re: Saw "Twister" -- A Disappointment ***SPOILERS***
>
> Mike D'Angelo wrote:
> (snip!! and who gives a flying fuck)
>
> I'll show you a tornado you'll never forget you piece of shit. A tornado
> of death and violence that will rip you to shreds. You will enter a
> shitstorm of hellfire and die a slow, horrid death at the hands of
> Thundar, and his trust sidekicks Corky the Mongoloid (from tv's Life
> Goes On) and Carl Sagan.
>
> I told you once to cease you inane posts and you did not heed my
> warnings. You and your worthless planet now must pay!!
>
> LORDS OF LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
[ end crossposted article ]
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Who cares about twister? Instead, watch "the quest", a neverending torrent
of racially steriotyped steriod-users kicking each other in the groin,
complete with homo-erotic sound effects.
> alt.flame Special Forces
> "Diller, when irate, would address studio executives as 'fuckheads' in meetings
> and in front of their peers." -- Rod Lurie, in a piece on Barry Diller, Los
> Angeles Magazine, Vol 38, No 12, Sec 1, pg 106
> [begin civil-disobedience portion of .sig]
> Now that President Clinton has signed the Communications Decency Act into
> law, it may be illegal to use the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-
> sucker, motherfucker, and tits in one's net.writings. Ergo, every effort
> has been made to avoid the use of the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-
> sucker, motherfucker, and tits in this posting.
(BTW, not to buttslurp or anything. but your .sig rocks. This Diller guy
is now my idol, whoever the fuck he is.)
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Arthur Sankey (bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
: Avoid normal situations. (maxf...@rohan.sdsu.edu) writes:
[...]
: (BTW, not to buttslurp or anything. but your .sig rocks.
: This Diller guy is now my idol, whoever the fuck he is.)
Not buttslurping or anything, but I *really* love your .sig, Arthur.
It really rocks. Can we be friends and ride in the sunset together?
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We've got nothing to fear - but fear itself?
Not pain or failure, not fatal tragedy?
Not the faulty units in this mad machinery?
Not the broken contacts in emotional chemistry?
'73 Chevy Pick-up
In article 9...@tribune.concentric.net, krta...@mercury.gaianet.net (Kristian Tanner) writes:
>Arthur Sankey (bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
>: Avoid normal situations. (maxf...@rohan.sdsu.edu) writes:
>
>[...]
>: (BTW, not to buttslurp or anything. but your .sig rocks.
>: This Diller guy is now my idol, whoever the fuck he is.)
>
>Not buttslurping or anything, but I *really* love your .sig, Arthur.
>It really rocks. Can we be friends and ride in the sunset together?
Yo Kris! I was in Helsinki last week. Babe-Centralen or what?
With the added advantage for us visiting Brits that the male population
of Finland can be divided thusly:
1) Fitness nuts with Boston Flat-tops, the physique of a badly inflated
barrage balloon and the vocabulary of a Stop sign.
2) More serious types with tasteless sports jackets and the sort of
presence that would make them a shoo-in for a walk-on part in an
L.S. Lowry painting.
So naturally when one strolls into one of those all night bars with
the Union Jack Shorts and British Bulldog cap-sleeve T-Shirt, the
fair sex are all over you like bugs on a bumper.
Hubba hubba.
'73
Head Librarian
'73 Chevy Pick-up (etl...@etlxdmx.ericsson.se) wrote:
: Hubba hubba.
Yeah, aren't the Russian whores cute?
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Growing up it all seems so one-sided
Opinions all provided
The future pre-decided
Detached and subdivided
In the mass production scheme.
Joey
Kristian Tanner (krta...@mercury.gaianet.net) wrote:
: Arthur Sankey (bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
: : Avoid normal situations. (maxf...@rohan.sdsu.edu) writes:
:
: [...]
: : (BTW, not to buttslurp or anything. but your .sig rocks.
: : This Diller guy is now my idol, whoever the fuck he is.)
:
: Not buttslurping or anything, but I *really* love your .sig, Arthur.
: It really rocks. Can we be friends and ride in the sunset together?
:
Arthur accepts your invitation as long as he gets the top position.
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( ) ( )
\ ( Joey ) /
\_) (_/
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of
course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
Arthur Sankey
Head Librarian (krta...@mercury.gaianet.net) writes:
> '73 Chevy Pick-up (etl...@etlxdmx.ericsson.se) wrote:
> : In article 9...@tribune.concentric.net, krta...@mercury.gaianet.net (Kristian Tanner) writes:
> : >Arthur Sankey (bh...@FreeNet.Carleton.CA) wrote:
> : >: Avoid normal situations. (maxf...@rohan.sdsu.edu) writes:
> : >
> : >[...]
> : >: (BTW, not to buttslurp or anything. but your .sig rocks.
> : >: This Diller guy is now my idol, whoever the fuck he is.)
> : >
> : >Not buttslurping or anything, but I *really* love your .sig, Arthur.
> : >It really rocks. Can we be friends and ride in the sunset together?
>
> : Yo Kris! I was in Helsinki last week. Babe-Centralen or what?
>
> : With the added advantage for us visiting Brits that the male population
> : of Finland can be divided thusly:
>
> : 1) Fitness nuts with Boston Flat-tops, the physique of a badly inflated
> : barrage balloon and the vocabulary of a Stop sign.
>
> : 2) More serious types with tasteless sports jackets and the sort of
> : presence that would make them a shoo-in for a walk-on part in an
> : L.S. Lowry painting.
>
> : So naturally when one strolls into one of those all night bars with
> : the Union Jack Shorts and British Bulldog cap-sleeve T-Shirt, the
> : fair sex are all over you like bugs on a bumper.
>
> : Hubba hubba.
>
> Yeah, aren't the Russian whores cute?
Yeah, but watch out for the glowing green ones! Having three testicles and
four glans ain't all it's cracked up to be!