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Christopher Henrik Lund

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Mar 11, 1994, 1:35:32 AM3/11/94
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Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors
of the Domus Tranquillitatis and stay there forever. According to sources, the
Sisters of Silence must make an oath never to speak or write again in their
entire lives. All communication is done by sign language. Computer terminals
are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
Babs will have to use the Second Gallery as a Dormatory, and the annual
produce of the Cloister garden won't even fill her navel, but they're still
quite happy to have her.

And then I woke up...

###############################################

If Babs can't flame 'em to death, C Lund,
she'll bore 'em to death! Oslo

###############################################

The Director

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Mar 11, 1994, 1:06:37 PM3/11/94
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In article <2lp3fk$1...@gyda.ifi.uio.no>, chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher
Henrik Lund) wrote:

>
> Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors

I think a monastery would be more appropriate.

> of the Domus Tranquillitatis and stay there forever. According to sources, the
> Sisters of Silence must make an oath never to speak or write again in their
> entire lives. All communication is done by sign language. Computer terminals
> are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
> Babs will have to use the Second Gallery as a Dormatory, and the annual
> produce of the Cloister garden won't even fill her navel, but they're still
> quite happy to have her.
>
> And then I woke up...
>
> ###############################################
>
> If Babs can't flame 'em to death, C Lund,
> she'll bore 'em to death! Oslo
>
> ###############################################
>

--

\_\_\_ \_\_\_
\_ \_ \_ Carmelo Bonaccorso
\_ \_\_\_ E-mail: BR...@BONACC.FNAL.GOV
\_ \_ \_
\_\_\_ \_\_\_

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 11, 1994, 4:18:06 PM3/11/94
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In article <carmelo-11...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <2lp3fk$1...@gyda.ifi.uio.no>, chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher
>Henrik Lund) wrote:
>
>>
>> Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors
>
>I think a monastery would be more appropriate.

A sideshow would be more appropriate in your case.

The Director

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Mar 11, 1994, 5:12:53 PM3/11/94
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In article <CMIr6...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-11...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >In article <2lp3fk$1...@gyda.ifi.uio.no>, chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher
> >Henrik Lund) wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors
> >
> >I think a monastery would be more appropriate.
>
> A sideshow would be more appropriate in your case.

Babblenooky, I sincerely pity you. You're no different from
"the drunk in the subway passed out laying in a puddle of his
own piss", (Hassholeter [tm] 1994) or "the dog noisily licking
his dick in front of your boss when he comes for dinner"
(Hassholeter [tm] 1994).

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 11, 1994, 6:08:10 PM3/11/94
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In article <2lp3fk$1...@gyda.ifi.uio.no> chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher Henrik Lund) writes:
>
>Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors
>of the Domus Tranquillitatis and stay there forever. According to sources, the
>Sisters of Silence must make an oath never to speak or write again in their
>entire lives. All communication is done by sign language. Computer terminals
>are STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
>Babs will have to use the Second Gallery as a Dormatory, and the annual
>produce of the Cloister garden won't even fill her navel, but they're still
>quite happy to have her.
>

Piss Lund couldn't get laid in the nymphomanic ward of any mental institution.
His big pickup line is C'mon please, I'll pay you..

Face it Piss rolls of fat simply aren't attractive.

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 11, 1994, 7:24:32 PM3/11/94
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In article <carmelo-11...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <CMIr6...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>> In article <carmelo-11...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>> >In article <2lp3fk$1...@gyda.ifi.uio.no>, chri...@ifi.uio.no (Christopher
>> >Henrik Lund) wrote:
>> >
>> >>
>> >> Babs is joining a convent! At 13:00 the 12th Babs will walk through the doors
>> >
>> >I think a monastery would be more appropriate.
>>
>> A sideshow would be more appropriate in your case.
>
>Babblenooky, I sincerely pity you. You're no different from
>"the drunk in the subway passed out laying in a puddle of his
>own piss", (Hassholeter [tm] 1994) or "the dog noisily licking
>his dick in front of your boss when he comes for dinner"
>(Hassholeter [tm] 1994).
>

Bungacorpse, that's expected from a no brain limey wop like you. Why don't
you just perform fellatio on Haushaler right now, and get it over with
mock Kumar but deep down you're just like her/him/it.

The Director

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Mar 13, 1994, 7:43:17 PM3/13/94
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In article <CMIzs...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-11...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >Babblenooky, I sincerely pity you. You're no different from
> >"the drunk in the subway passed out laying in a puddle of his
> >own piss", (Hassholeter [tm] 1994) or "the dog noisily licking
> >his dick in front of your boss when he comes for dinner"
> >(Hassholeter [tm] 1994).
> >
>
> Bungacorpse, that's expected from a no brain limey wop like you. Why don't
> you just perform fellatio on Haushaler right now, and get it over with
> mock Kumar but deep down you're just like her/him/it.

Babbly, a friend of mine knows someone at Pen State. We'll ask him
to find you and tell us whether you really look like the lard-arsed
tomboy we all think you are.

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 14, 1994, 12:24:16 AM3/14/94
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In article <carmelo-13...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <CMIzs...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>> In article <carmelo-11...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>> >Babblenooky, I sincerely pity you. You're no different from
>> >"the drunk in the subway passed out laying in a puddle of his
>> >own piss", (Hassholeter [tm] 1994) or "the dog noisily licking
>> >his dick in front of your boss when he comes for dinner"
>> >(Hassholeter [tm] 1994).
>> >
>>
>> Bungacorpse, that's expected from a no brain limey wop like you. Why don't
>> you just perform fellatio on Haushaler right now, and get it over with
>> mock Kumar but deep down you're just like her/him/it.
>
>Babbly, a friend of mine knows someone at Pen State. We'll ask him
>to find you and tell us whether you really look like the lard-arsed
>tomboy we all think you are.
>

Marshmello Bungacorpse, I tried to get someone near Faglab to see if you
were really this bucktooth, cyclops raging queen and ya know what you
are.. I guess you must try and create this illusion of being heterosexual
to keep your job. But if this is so, why don't you quit hanging out at
the bathhouses. No one's every gonna pick you up, unless it's some
AIDS patient that could go at any minute desperate for that last piece of
ass, before passing on.

Paal Ditlefsen Ekran

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Mar 14, 1994, 5:09:24 AM3/14/94
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In article <carmelo-13...@bonacc.fnal.gov>, car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
|> In article <CMIzs...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
|> (Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
|> > In article <carmelo-11...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:

|> Babbly, a friend of mine knows someone at Pen State...

all your friends knows someone at Pen State...

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The Director

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Mar 14, 1994, 1:01:17 PM3/14/94
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In article <CMn3...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-13...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >In article <CMIzs...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
> >(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
> >
> >> In article <carmelo-11...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >> >Babblenooky, I sincerely pity you. You're no different from
> >> >"the drunk in the subway passed out laying in a puddle of his
> >> >own piss", (Hassholeter [tm] 1994) or "the dog noisily licking
> >> >his dick in front of your boss when he comes for dinner"
> >> >(Hassholeter [tm] 1994).
> >> >
> >>
> >> Bungacorpse, that's expected from a no brain limey wop like you. Why don't
> >> you just perform fellatio on Haushaler right now, and get it over with
> >> mock Kumar but deep down you're just like her/him/it.
> >
> >Babbly, a friend of mine knows someone at Pen State. We'll ask him
> >to find you and tell us whether you really look like the lard-arsed
> >tomboy we all think you are.
> >
>
> Marshmello Bungacorpse, I tried to get someone near Faglab to see if you
> were really this bucktooth, cyclops raging queen and ya know what you
> are.. I guess you must try and create this illusion of being heterosexual
> to keep your job. But if this is so, why don't you quit hanging out at
> the bathhouses. No one's every gonna pick you up, unless it's some
> AIDS patient that could go at any minute desperate for that last piece of
> ass, before passing on.


Babbly, with your fat computer geek credentials, you could very
well apply for a janitor position at Faglab.

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 15, 1994, 3:37:22 PM3/15/94
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Bungacorpse, admit it your just some Wop-limey quota that the gov't needed
to fulfill to get special funding. You're stupid and enormously underqualified.
Face it you sucked your way into a (low paying, low prestige (if any) job).
So have you moved up to filing or are you still washing dishes and
serving food at the cafeteria


You must be the Fag in the term Faglab..

The Director

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Mar 15, 1994, 5:39:15 PM3/15/94
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In article <CMq3y...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

The US gov't doesn't have any money, Babbly. If I was hired it was
because your compatriots are too stupid or underqualified to fill
my job.

> Face it you sucked your way into a (low paying, low prestige (if any) job).

BWAHAHAHA! Is that what you call $100K a year, tax free? Not to mention
free flights in business class and the prestige associated with a job
at such a world class US gov't facility!

> So have you moved up to filing or are you still washing dishes and
> serving food at the cafeteria

Face it. You're stuck in minimum wage hell and for ignorami like you
there's no way out.

Barbara Abernathy

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Mar 15, 1994, 11:24:04 PM3/15/94
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Bungacorpse, Jerry's kids are more qualified than what you could ever hope to
be. Face it Bungy, you're a quota, at best and a quota and the recipient of
Gotti's strong arm tactics. DOn't worry you'll be joining your wop cuz, in
the penial system really soon, with the size of your bunghole, you'll be
real popular (if they put a laundry sack over you hideous mug).

>> Face it you sucked your way into a (low paying, low prestige (if any) job).
>
>BWAHAHAHA! Is that what you call $100K a year, tax free? Not to mention
>free flights in business class and the prestige associated with a job
>at such a world class US gov't facility!

$100K div $20....
and transport in an airline approved cage in the pet department is
real prestige.. Now get back to moping floors you stupid fuck, Bungacorpse.
Maybe those hairy italian dykes fall for that line, the americans can see
right through your greasy little lies..

>
>> So have you moved up to filing or are you still washing dishes and
>> serving food at the cafeteria
>
>Face it. You're stuck in minimum wage hell and for ignorami like you
>there's no way out.

Face it you're stuck on dole and you're prison work release has you washing
dishes at Faglab. Bungy, you're one stupid fuck aren't you..

The Director

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Mar 18, 1994, 3:35:17 PM3/18/94
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In article <CMqpK...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-15...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >> Bungacorpse, admit it your just some Wop-limey quota that the gov't needed
> >> to fulfill to get special funding. You're stupid and enormously underqualified.
> >
> >The US gov't doesn't have any money, Babbly. If I was hired it was
> >because your compatriots are too stupid or underqualified to fill
> >my job.
> >
>
> Bungacorpse, Jerry's kids are more qualified than what you could ever hope to
> be. Face it Bungy, you're a quota, at best and a quota and the recipient of
> Gotti's strong arm tactics. DOn't worry you'll be joining your wop cuz, in
> the penial system really soon, with the size of your bunghole, you'll be
> real popular (if they put a laundry sack over you hideous mug).
>

Babbly, most Americans aren't even qualified to clean my office. You're
a prime example of American stupidity and ignorance. You're rude, vulgar,
can't correctly spell 3 words in a row, and you wouldn't be fit to sweep
an English pub's bathroom floor.

> >> Face it you sucked your way into a (low paying, low prestige (if any) job).
> >
> >BWAHAHAHA! Is that what you call $100K a year, tax free? Not to mention
> >free flights in business class and the prestige associated with a job
> >at such a world class US gov't facility!
>
> $100K div $20....

You wish, eh bitch?

> and transport in an airline approved cage in the pet department is

Sometime I'll show you my UA Mileage Plus, AAdvantage, and BA Executive
Club statements (they're frequent flier mileage programmes, in case
you're wondering).

> real prestige.. Now get back to moping floors you stupid fuck, Bungacorpse.
> Maybe those hairy italian dykes fall for that line, the americans can see
> right through your greasy little lies..

If you only got away from that shit encrusted keyboard and stepped
out into the real world for just a moment, maybe you'd realise how
wrong you are.

> >
> >Face it. You're stuck in minimum wage hell and for ignorami like you
> >there's no way out.
>
> Face it you're stuck on dole and you're prison work release has you washing
> dishes at Faglab. Bungy, you're one stupid fuck aren't you..
>

Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
job, Babbly?

Barbara Abernathy

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In article <carmelo-18...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <CMqpK...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>> In article <carmelo-15...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>> >> Bungacorpse, admit it your just some Wop-limey quota that the gov't needed
>> >> to fulfill to get special funding. You're stupid and enormously underqualified.
>> >
>> >The US gov't doesn't have any money, Babbly. If I was hired it was
>> >because your compatriots are too stupid or underqualified to fill
>> >my job.
>> >
>>
>> Bungacorpse, Jerry's kids are more qualified than what you could ever hope to
>> be. Face it Bungy, you're a quota, at best and a quota and the recipient of
>> Gotti's strong arm tactics. DOn't worry you'll be joining your wop cuz, in
>> the penial system really soon, with the size of your bunghole, you'll be
>> real popular (if they put a laundry sack over you hideous mug).
>>
>
>Babbly, most Americans aren't even qualified to clean my office. You're
>a prime example of American stupidity and ignorance. You're rude, vulgar,
>can't correctly spell 3 words in a row, and you wouldn't be fit to sweep
>an English pub's bathroom floor.

Bungacorpse, face it you're just plain ol' stupid. The only thing your qualified
for is being ugly, being fat, being a Wop, being a goat felcher and proving
that Limey Italians are nothing but stupid greasy buttfucking murders. I will
continue to only show you disrespect because you're only a stupid fucking WOP-
LIMEY bastard. If you licked the urinals, I bet they'd be filthier than were
prior to your toxic saliva. Deal with it, your a nothing. A stupid Immigrant
bastard.

>
>> >> Face it you sucked your way into a (low paying, low prestige (if any) job).
>> >
>> >BWAHAHAHA! Is that what you call $100K a year, tax free? Not to mention
>> >free flights in business class and the prestige associated with a job
>> >at such a world class US gov't facility!
>>
>> $100K div $20....
>
>You wish, eh bitch?

Keep trying to deny it bastard. Yiu don't even make enough to pay for your AZT
medication. Stupid wop bastard.

>
>> and transport in an airline approved cage in the pet department is
>
>Sometime I'll show you my UA Mileage Plus, AAdvantage, and BA Executive
>Club statements (they're frequent flier mileage programmes, in case
>you're wondering).

And while you're at it show me the nifty little cage that you occupy in the
pet section. Face it dirty limey, you're a nothing but a filthy animal.
Don't bother doctoring anything, I wouldn't believe anything a stupid wop
bastard like you had to say.


>
>> real prestige.. Now get back to moping floors you stupid fuck, Bungacorpse.
>> Maybe those hairy italian dykes fall for that line, the americans can see
>> right through your greasy little lies..
>
>If you only got away from that shit encrusted keyboard and stepped
>out into the real world for just a moment, maybe you'd realise how
>wrong you are.

Hah, that was stung you, eh. Face you're only attractive to big hairy horse-
looking, Italian dykes with more facial hair than your entire dysfunctional
wop-limeo family. Too bad they can't tell the difference between your
butt-ugly face and your face-ugly butt. I bet ya momma got an afro under her
arms and your daddy got his left testicle pierced. Silly bastard.

>
>> >
>> >Face it. You're stuck in minimum wage hell and for ignorami like you
>> >there's no way out.
>>
>> Face it you're stuck on dole and you're prison work release has you washing
>> dishes at Faglab. Bungy, you're one stupid fuck aren't you..
>>
>
>Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
>hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
>her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
>job, Babbly?

Bungacorpse, you're trying to duck the claim that you're nothing but a
dole recpient on parole. How many cocks lined you ass in prison, huh, Bungy?
You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
name in your case) is wash dishes. It's a good thing that they keep you're ugly ass
in the back where you won't scare the customers away. You can't write coherently
your spelling is typical of a ignorant immigrant like you, Bungy. Face it wops
are only capable of physical labor nothing more.

The Director

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Mar 21, 1994, 6:58:04 PM3/21/94
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In article <CMwD3...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

>
> In article <carmelo-18...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >Babbly, most Americans aren't even qualified to clean my office. You're
> >a prime example of American stupidity and ignorance. You're rude, vulgar,
> >can't correctly spell 3 words in a row, and you wouldn't be fit to sweep
> >an English pub's bathroom floor.
>
> Bungacorpse, face it you're just plain ol' stupid. The only thing your qualified
> for is being ugly, being fat, being a Wop, being a goat felcher and proving
> that Limey Italians are nothing but stupid greasy buttfucking murders. I will
> continue to only show you disrespect because you're only a stupid fucking WOP-
> LIMEY bastard. If you licked the urinals, I bet they'd be filthier than were
> prior to your toxic saliva. Deal with it, your a nothing. A stupid Immigrant
> bastard.

I'm not an immigrant, Babbly. The 24 Mexicans sharing the apartment next
door to yours are immigrants. Your grandparents crossing the ocean in
a cattle ship's foetid holds were immigrants. I'm here to do my job as
long as they keep paying me or until I get bored. I have no intention
to settle permanently in this filthy country. Only rejects from thirld
world shitholes underqualified for a job in Europe do these days, in
case you didn't know.

> >Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
> >hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
> >her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
> >job, Babbly?
>
> Bungacorpse, you're trying to duck the claim that you're nothing but a
> dole recpient on parole. How many cocks lined you ass in prison, huh, Bungy?
> You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
> name in your case) is wash dishes.

Only Americans take those jobs at Faglab.

>It's a good thing that they keep you're ugly ass
> in the back where you won't scare the customers away. You can't write coherently
> your spelling is typical of a ignorant immigrant like you, Bungy. Face it wops
> are only capable of physical labor nothing more.

Come to think of it, your spelling is too bad even for an American.
What's your real name, Babbly? I bet you're one of those aliens
who think they're American just because they were allowed to set
foot in this country , eat burgers and hot dogs and go to baseball
games.

Barbara Abernathy

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In article <carmelo-21...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <CMwD3...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>>
>> In article <carmelo-18...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>> >Babbly, most Americans aren't even qualified to clean my office. You're
>> >a prime example of American stupidity and ignorance. You're rude, vulgar,
>> >can't correctly spell 3 words in a row, and you wouldn't be fit to sweep
>> >an English pub's bathroom floor.
>>
>> Bungacorpse, face it you're just plain ol' stupid. The only thing your qualified
>> for is being ugly, being fat, being a Wop, being a goat felcher and proving
>> that Limey Italians are nothing but stupid greasy buttfucking murders. I will
>> continue to only show you disrespect because you're only a stupid fucking WOP-
>> LIMEY bastard. If you licked the urinals, I bet they'd be filthier than were
>> prior to your toxic saliva. Deal with it, your a nothing. A stupid Immigrant
>> bastard.
>
>I'm not an immigrant, Babbly. The 24 Mexicans sharing the apartment next
>door to yours are immigrants. Your grandparents crossing the ocean in
>a cattle ship's foetid holds were immigrants. I'm here to do my job as
>long as they keep paying me or until I get bored. I have no intention
>to settle permanently in this filthy country. Only rejects from thirld
>world shitholes underqualified for a job in Europe do these days, in
>case you didn't know.

Bungacorpse Translation: "I failed the citizenship exam seven times."

>
>> >Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
>> >hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
>> >her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
>> >job, Babbly?
>>
>> Bungacorpse, you're trying to duck the claim that you're nothing but a
>> dole recpient on parole. How many cocks lined you ass in prison, huh, Bungy?
>> You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
>> name in your case) is wash dishes.
>
>Only Americans take those jobs at Faglab.

But they made an exception in your case, eh Bungy.

>
>>It's a good thing that they keep you're ugly ass
>> in the back where you won't scare the customers away. You can't write coherently
>> your spelling is typical of a ignorant immigrant like you, Bungy. Face it wops
>> are only capable of physical labor nothing more.
>
>Come to think of it, your spelling is too bad even for an American.
>What's your real name, Babbly? I bet you're one of those aliens
>who think they're American just because they were allowed to set
>foot in this country , eat burgers and hot dogs and go to baseball
>games.
>

Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
because, this country is better than Indochina. Which means that it's
infinitely better than Britain, and probably unlike you it only took me
one time to gain my rights as a U.S. citizen. Maybe if you study hard you
can be a citizen of Antartica someday.

The Director

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In article <Cn1nI...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-21...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >In article <CMwD3...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
> >(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> In article <carmelo-18...@131.225.107.20> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >> >Babbly, most Americans aren't even qualified to clean my office. You're
> >> >a prime example of American stupidity and ignorance. You're rude, vulgar,
> >> >can't correctly spell 3 words in a row, and you wouldn't be fit to sweep
> >> >an English pub's bathroom floor.
> >>
> >> Bungacorpse, face it you're just plain ol' stupid. The only thing your qualified
> >> for is being ugly, being fat, being a Wop, being a goat felcher and proving
> >> that Limey Italians are nothing but stupid greasy buttfucking murders. I will
> >> continue to only show you disrespect because you're only a stupid fucking WOP-
> >> LIMEY bastard. If you licked the urinals, I bet they'd be filthier than were
> >> prior to your toxic saliva. Deal with it, your a nothing. A stupid Immigrant
> >> bastard.
> >
> >I'm not an immigrant, Babbly. The 24 Mexicans sharing the apartment next
> >door to yours are immigrants. Your grandparents crossing the ocean in
> >a cattle ship's foetid holds were immigrants. I'm here to do my job as
> >long as they keep paying me or until I get bored. I have no intention
> >to settle permanently in this filthy country. Only rejects from thirld
> >world shitholes underqualified for a job in Europe do these days, in
> >case you didn't know.
>
> Bungacorpse Translation: "I failed the citizenship exam seven times."

Are you really so stupid as to think that most of the civilised
world wants to join you and your Mexican neighbours in the "country
of opportunity"?

>
> >
> >> >Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
> >> >hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
> >> >her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
> >> >job, Babbly?
> >>
> >> Bungacorpse, you're trying to duck the claim that you're nothing but a
> >> dole recpient on parole. How many cocks lined you ass in prison, huh, Bungy?
> >> You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
> >> name in your case) is wash dishes.
> >
> >Only Americans take those jobs at Faglab.
>
> But they made an exception in your case, eh Bungy.

No, Babbly. Immigration laws in this country are made
so as to ensure that only bloody stupid ignorami like
you can come in and take up low paying jobs for minimum
wage. A European can't just come over and work as a
toilet floor sweeper. The general idea is for an
intelligent, educated individual to do what they do best,
ie manage and swell the ranks of the wealthy. It also
makes the minority lobbies happy by thinking that in 50 years
that'll be as many Mexicans as Whites, thus allowing
them to gain political power. Too bad the poor saps
don't realise that power is where money, especially
the old money, is and that's the only way it'll always
be in this pitiful country, the U.S. of A., the land of
freedom and opportunity. BWAHAHAHAHAAH!

GET THIS BITCH: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY IT AIN'T NO MORE!

>
> >
> >>It's a good thing that they keep you're ugly ass
> >> in the back where you won't scare the customers away. You can't write coherently
> >> your spelling is typical of a ignorant immigrant like you, Bungy. Face it wops
> >> are only capable of physical labor nothing more.
> >
> >Come to think of it, your spelling is too bad even for an American.
> >What's your real name, Babbly? I bet you're one of those aliens
> >who think they're American just because they were allowed to set
> >foot in this country , eat burgers and hot dogs and go to baseball
> >games.
> >
>
> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
> because, this country is better than Indochina.

The truth is out at last. As I said, you were just too stupid or
ignorant even for an American.

> Which means that it's infinitely better than Britain,

You weren't allowed to emigrate to the UK, were you?

> and probably unlike you it only took me one time to gain my
> rights as a U.S. citizen.

First, I wouldn't entertain the thought of becoming a US citizen if
they paid me. Second, if you think that holding a US passport and
changing your name (now that's cowardly and ridiculous) to an
English-sounding one makes you an American, then you're even
stupider than I ever thought. You're just an immigrant, and will always
be.


>Maybe if you study hard you
> can be a citizen of Antartica someday.

Fuck you.

The Director

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In article <Cn1nI...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
> because, this country is better than Indochina.

By the way, that explains why you're so sensitive to quota issues.
You must be the recipient of one of those prime examples of
political correctness especially designed to screw intelligent
hard working people out of what they rightly deserve.

Barbara Abernathy

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Wop Translation: "I'm an American wannabe an immigration reject"

Told you, you were stupid and the citizenship exam proves just how stupid you
really are, limp wristed faggot...

>
>>
>> >
>> >> >Someone speculated you're just a lowly secretary. I find it very
>> >> >hard to believe anybody could hire such a dolt who can hardly spell
>> >> >her own name. How many men did you have to blow before getting this
>> >> >job, Babbly?
>> >>
>> >> Bungacorpse, you're trying to duck the claim that you're nothing but a
>> >> dole recpient on parole. How many cocks lined you ass in prison, huh, Bungy?
>> >> You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
>> >> name in your case) is wash dishes.
>> >
>> >Only Americans take those jobs at Faglab.
>>
>> But they made an exception in your case, eh Bungy.
>
>No, Babbly. Immigration laws in this country are made
>so as to ensure that only bloody stupid ignorami like
>you can come in and take up low paying jobs for minimum
>wage. A European can't just come over and work as a
>toilet floor sweeper. The general idea is for an
>intelligent, educated individual to do what they do best,
>ie manage and swell the ranks of the wealthy. It also
>makes the minority lobbies happy by thinking that in 50 years
>that'll be as many Mexicans as Whites, thus allowing
>them to gain political power. Too bad the poor saps
>don't realise that power is where money, especially
>the old money, is and that's the only way it'll always
>be in this pitiful country, the U.S. of A., the land of
>freedom and opportunity. BWAHAHAHAHAAH!

Silly bastard you can babble and ramble on all you want litle fag, but the
fact remains that you are merely a dishwasher. A fat virgin (not counting his
mother, father and the goats) one tooth bastard with no i,
other jobs prospects other than washing dishes, fondling goats in an attempt
to get them to mate (sometimes with you), scrubbing urinals (with your hairy
tongue), disposing toxic waste (most of the time your own bodily secretions),
experimental guinea pig (hmmm... Guinea.... Pig.....)
Bungy, you're profoundly retard (at best) what did you possibly think
you were qualified for. Washing dishes is pretty much the high point in your
pathetic life.


>
>GET THIS BITCH: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY IT AIN'T NO MORE!

It is for intelligent people, stupid bastard. That's why you're excluded,
you're too damn stupid. Now soak those dishes silly immigrant fag.

>
>>
>> >
>> >>It's a good thing that they keep you're ugly ass
>> >> in the back where you won't scare the customers away. You can't write coherently
>> >> your spelling is typical of a ignorant immigrant like you, Bungy. Face it wops
>> >> are only capable of physical labor nothing more.
>> >
>> >Come to think of it, your spelling is too bad even for an American.
>> >What's your real name, Babbly? I bet you're one of those aliens
>> >who think they're American just because they were allowed to set
>> >foot in this country , eat burgers and hot dogs and go to baseball
>> >games.
>> >
>>
>> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
>> because, this country is better than Indochina.
>
>The truth is out at last. As I said, you were just too stupid or
>ignorant even for an American.

The Asians are far superior to you unevolved Italians. Maybe in the century
after the next century you might be qualified to drive buses, but as for now
it's just really simplistic menial labor. That's all you're intellectually
capable of, bastard..

>
>> Which means that it's infinitely better than Britain,
>
>You weren't allowed to emigrate to the UK, were you?

Aw, would that though soften the blow of your seven failed attempts at
U.S. citizenship. Got to Antartica, their standards are lower than America, but
higher than Britian, Shitily and Australia...

>
>> and probably unlike you it only took me one time to gain my
>> rights as a U.S. citizen.
>
>First, I wouldn't entertain the thought of becoming a US citizen if
>they paid me. Second, if you think that holding a US passport and
>changing your name (now that's cowardly and ridiculous) to an
>English-sounding one makes you an American, then you're even
>stupider than I ever thought. You're just an immigrant, and will always
>be.

Hah, jealous immigrant migrant dishwashing babboon. You're an imbecile too
stupid to pass the examination. Mire in your stupidity, bastard. You're a
U.S. REJECT!!!!

HA AH HA AH A


>
>
>>Maybe if you study hard you
>> can be a citizen of Antartica someday.
>
>Fuck you.
>

Eat shit and die, bastard..

Barbara Abernathy

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In article <carmelo-22...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <Cn1nI...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
>> because, this country is better than Indochina.
>
>By the way, that explains why you're so sensitive to quota issues.
>You must be the recipient of one of those prime examples of
>political correctness especially designed to screw intelligent
>hard working people out of what they rightly deserve.

Soak those dishes Bungy... and stop scratching your scabs..
Remember the parole committee that haul your fat ass back to prison anytime
they feel like it.

The Director

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Mar 24, 1994, 12:03:04 PM3/24/94
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In article <Cn3GH...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:

> In article <carmelo-22...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
> >In article <Cn1nI...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu
> >(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
> >
> >> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
> >> because, this country is better than Indochina.
> >
> >By the way, that explains why you're so sensitive to quota issues.
> >You must be the recipient of one of those prime examples of
> >political correctness especially designed to screw intelligent
> >hard working people out of what they rightly deserve.
>
> Soak those dishes Bungy... and stop scratching your scabs..
> Remember the parole committee that haul your fat ass back to prison anytime
> they feel like it.

Hey Babbly-hong-tong-tang, I thought one of the requirements for
becoming an Americunt citizen was being able to speak English.

Barbara Abernathy

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In article <carmelo-24...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>In article <Cn3E5...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu

>(Barbara Abernathy) wrote:
>
>> In article <carmelo-22...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>> >> >I'm not an immigrant, Babbly. The 24 Mexicans sharing the apartment next
>> >> >door to yours are immigrants. Your grandparents crossing the ocean in
>> >> >a cattle ship's foetid holds were immigrants. I'm here to do my job as
>> >> >long as they keep paying me or until I get bored. I have no intention
>> >> >to settle permanently in this filthy country. Only rejects from thirld
>> >> >world shitholes underqualified for a job in Europe do these days, in
>> >> >case you didn't know.
>> >>
>> >> Bungacorpse Translation: "I failed the citizenship exam seven times."
>> >
>> >Are you really so stupid as to think that most of the civilised
>> >world wants to join you and your Mexican neighbours in the "country
>> >of opportunity"?
>>
>> Wop Translation: "I'm an American wannabe an immigration reject"
>
>Believe what you want, bitch. You're an immigrant, and always will
>be, no matter how many times you change your name....
>

Stupid Wop bastard, you're an American wannabe. You're too stoopid to pass
the examination. You're just a stupid Wop bastard.

>
>> Told you, you were stupid and the citizenship exam proves just how stupid you
>> really are, limp wristed faggot...
>

>If even you were able to pass that exam, intelligence can't have
>anything to do with it...
>

Hah, silly bastard you're too stupid you'd never pass the exam. You're an
inferior wop bungacorpse.

>> >> >> You're such a stupid limey-wop that all you do at Faglab (what an appropriate
>> >> >> name in your case) is wash dishes.
>> >> >
>> >> >Only Americans take those jobs at Faglab.
>> >>
>> >> But they made an exception in your case, eh Bungy.
>> >
>> >No, Babbly. Immigration laws in this country are made
>> >so as to ensure that only bloody stupid ignorami like
>> >you can come in and take up low paying jobs for minimum
>> >wage. A European can't just come over and work as a
>> >toilet floor sweeper. The general idea is for an
>> >intelligent, educated individual to do what they do best,
>> >ie manage and swell the ranks of the wealthy. It also
>> >makes the minority lobbies happy by thinking that in 50 years
>> >that'll be as many Mexicans as Whites, thus allowing
>> >them to gain political power. Too bad the poor saps
>> >don't realise that power is where money, especially
>> >the old money, is and that's the only way it'll always
>> >be in this pitiful country, the U.S. of A., the land of
>> >freedom and opportunity. BWAHAHAHAHAAH!
>>
>> Silly bastard you can babble and ramble on all you want litle fag, but the
>> fact remains that you are merely a dishwasher. A fat virgin (not counting his
>

>Wrong on both counts...
>
Wop bastard soap those dishes Bungy.

>> mother, father and the goats) one tooth bastard with no i,
>

>wrong
>
Wop stinkbomb..

>> other jobs prospects other than washing dishes, fondling goats in an attempt
>> to get them to mate (sometimes with you), scrubbing urinals (with your hairy
>> tongue), disposing toxic waste (most of the time your own bodily secretions),
>> experimental guinea pig (hmmm... Guinea.... Pig.....)
>

>wrong
>
Wop stinkbomb..

>> Bungy, you're profoundly retard (at best) what did you possibly think

>> you were qualified for. Washing dishes is pretty much the high point in your
>> pathetic life.
>

>Those jobs are reserved for immigrants, Babbly. I wouldn't dream of
>taking a job away from people like you.

Still trying to deny the truth you dishwashing pedophille. Bungy you're
pathetic. You american reject...

>
>>
>>
>> >
>> >GET THIS BITCH: LAND OF OPPORTUNITY IT AIN'T NO MORE!
>>
>> It is for intelligent people, stupid bastard. That's why you're excluded,
>> you're too damn stupid. Now soak those dishes silly immigrant fag.
>>
>

>It's for stupid trash like you. Look at what you've been posting since
>you came to this newsgroup.

Stupid immigrant bastard, you're to dumb to pass the exam, too ugly to
get a citizen to marry you, too fat to get by customs, too stank for the
hound dogs to ignore.

>
>> >> Bungacorpse, my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name
>> >> because, this country is better than Indochina.
>

>Yes, even America is better than any fucking Chink country.
>
That's why all the Asians are successful and all the wops are in prison
or raping livestock.

>> >
>> >The truth is out at last. As I said, you were just too stupid or
>> >ignorant even for an American.
>>
>> The Asians are far superior to you unevolved Italians. Maybe in the century
>

>Asians are all butt-ugly wankers with no culture and no sense of honour.

Face it greasy wop you're inferior. Look around any campus and you'll see the
majority of the students are Asian, not illiterate, black marketeering wops.
Wop Wop Wop you're all inferior.

>They eat shit, stink like hell, make revolting noises when they eat, and
>all they're good for is turning out cheap imitations of Western inventions.
>Oh, all they dream about is emigrating to the West.
>
Wops are all stupid, they are all allergic to water, they are all law breaking
houligans, they are all ignorant murdering thugs, they all are zoophilles,
they all would like to have a papal penis up their butt or down their greasy
wop throats.

>> after the next century you might be qualified to drive buses, but as for now
>> it's just really simplistic menial labor. That's all you're intellectually
>> capable of, bastard..
>

>So why did you change your name? I think it's the most shameful
>and cowardly thing anybody could do.

Only an american reject dish washing wop like you would think (oxymororn) that.

>
>>
>> >
>> >> Which means that it's infinitely better than Britain,
>> >
>> >You weren't allowed to emigrate to the UK, were you?
>>
>> Aw, would that though soften the blow of your seven failed attempts at
>> U.S. citizenship. Got to Antartica, their standards are lower than America, but
>> higher than Britian, Shitily and Australia...
>

>If the US lets in trash like you, its standards can't be that high, whore.
>

Hey why don't you use your mafioso tactics and have member of a superior
race take the exam for you. Like an African American, an Asian, a Norwegian,
a corpse anything but a limey or a wop (they're too stupid).


>
>>
>> >
>> >> and probably unlike you it only took me one time to gain my
>> >> rights as a U.S. citizen.
>> >
>> >First, I wouldn't entertain the thought of becoming a US citizen if
>> >they paid me. Second, if you think that holding a US passport and
>> >changing your name (now that's cowardly and ridiculous) to an
>> >English-sounding one makes you an American, then you're even
>> >stupider than I ever thought. You're just an immigrant, and will always
>> >be.
>>
>> Hah, jealous immigrant migrant dishwashing babboon. You're an imbecile too
>> stupid to pass the examination. Mire in your stupidity, bastard. You're a
>> U.S. REJECT!!!!
>>
>> HA AH HA AH A
>
>First, I wouldn't entertain the thought of becoming a US citizen if
>they paid me. Second, if you think that holding a US passport and
>changing your name (now that's cowardly and ridiculous) to an
>English-sounding one makes you an American, then you're even
>stupider than I ever thought. You're just an immigrant, and will always
>be.

Face it dishwashing inferior wop, you're simply too stupid. Mexicans are
your superior. All you're fit to do is menial labor. You're not paid to
think only to haul items or clean after others. Bungy you're the low point
on the totem pole.

Barbara Abernathy

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Bungacorpse you stupid immigrant cocksucking wop, what would you know about
the requirements for U.S. citizens, you're a reject remember. Maybe gotti
can have Guido to bully some Superior race to teach your wop ass how to read.

Barbara Abernathy

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In article <carmelo-25...@bonacc.fnal.gov> car...@brum.uk (The Director) writes:
>All right, Khoi Tan Tuan, that's it. I'm tired of your vulgar,
>irrational, racist posts. You're nothing but a racist immigrant
>gook. The worst kind. You may change your name all you want, or
>undergo plastic surgery, or marry an American (a real one), the
>fact remains that you'll always be nothing more than a fucking
>immigrant. Get this into your stupid immigrant head: like most
>Europeans, I wouldn't give up my name or passport for the world
>nor have I ever even considered immigrating to this country, like
>a thirld-world reject from some war-torn cultureless banana
>republic like you. The thought of this country accepting trash
>like you makes me want to puke, just as it would any decent
>REAL American. As for Asians being superior, if that's true, I
>suggest you fuck back off to Indochina or whatever shithole
>spawned you. BTW, the only reasons there are so many Asians
>on American Campuses are that
>1) most Asian countries' educational systems are shit, so those
>who can afford to come over here to study;
>2) thanks to minority quotas and to the fact that high school
>education in the US is so pitifully poor, people like you who
>can barely read or write are allowed into institutions of higher
>learning.
>
>Don't bother to follow up to this post because you're in my kill
>file from now on. You just make me sick.
>

HA HAHA HA A I drove you to your greasy wop knees. Look the reason you
got so pissed at my last couple of posts is because you know that you're
a stupid inferior wop. I presented some facts, you could not refute them
so you act like the mafioso houlighan that you are. You rant rave whine
and beat your sunken chest like the Wop simian creature that you are.

You could never become a citizen because you're to stupid. You obviously
took offense to my suggesting that you seek citizenship in Antartica, but
honestly that would be a major step up from Shitaly.

You insult Mexicans yet that are far superior to any gun toting wop like
you. You say Shitain and Shitaly are better than America than carry your fat
greasy wop ass back there. You realize that America has an economy and
shitain has bullocks and Shitaly has worthless lyras. face it your
dishwashing job is your salvation.

Stuff me in yourt kill file wop it only shows what a greasy filth coward
you are. Stoopid wop bastard... Face it you're inferior..

>--
>
>\_\_\_ \_\_\_
> \_ \_ \_ Carmelo Bonaccorso
> \_ \_\_\_ E-mail: BR...@BONACC.FNAL.GOV
> \_ \_ \_
> \_\_\_ \_\_\_
>
>

Oh yeah.. bastard your .sig sucks..

>---------------------
>
>In article <Cn77J...@cse.psu.edu>, bab...@tan.crayola.cse.psu.edu

>> >> >> Bungacorpse, my real my real man is Khoi Tan Tuan, I wanted an american name

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