The Get Along Gang = alt.usenet.kooks
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
<http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
hunting counterpart!
Observe:
------------------------------------------------------------
Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
------------------------------------------------------------
The leader.
The vote taker.
Tall, awkward, prone to getting his antlers stuck in low-hanging
trees.
No low-hanging trees on Usenet, happily.
Patient, good natured sort...
Uses smileys a lot, the bastard.
always ready to try again when the first attempt fails.
Scientific type...likes to tinker.
Runs the kook awards month after month. Keeps messing about with the
categories.
---------------------
Dottie Dog = Lionel
---------------------
The cheerleader. Spirited, perky. A bit reckless and impatient at
times. A go-getter.
An exact match.
---------------------
Zipper Cat = spooge
---------------------
The athlete.
Competes in the 400 meter gokillyourself.
Pushes himself to the max. A bit overbearing. Stands up for
himself. Tough guy who was raised in the waterfront and moved to
the suburb of Green Meadow. Hides a good heart behind a tough
exterior.
This is all code for "Really likes to tell people to go kill
themselves."
-------------------------
Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
-------------------------
Somewhat self-centered and vain. A ballerina. Will stand up for
the others when given the opportunity but often does what's best
for herself first. Fusses over her hair and appearance a lot.
Substitute "SUV and house" for "hair and appearance" and we have a
winner.
----------------------------------------------
Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
----------------------------------------------
Mischievous materialistic prankster.
Does saying dumb stuff count as a prank?
Prone to make foolish bets and to fall for crazy money-making
schemes.
Also prone to later claim that he was trolling all along.
Wears overalls with knee patches, perhaps coming from a
low-income household and trying hard to look good to his
middle-class friends.
Newbie. Tries desperately to fit in.
Will share with the others after Zipper's prodding to "do the
right thing".
If only he had something to share...
--------------------------------
Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
--------------------------------
The "baby" of the group. Youngest member. Innocent and honest
although tends to whine and throw tantrums when things trouble
her.
I'm not sure whether Kevin is all that young.
----------------------
Braker Turtle = Kali
----------------------
Bespectacled, bookish.
A "cognitive scientist".
Runs pretty fast for a turtle.
Throws pretty well for a girl.
Nerdy-looking and yet hip to many things.
A great big hosebeast and yet harbors feelings of superiority.
Town paperboy.
The paper being the Cognitive Science Monthly, natch.
------------------------------------
Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
------------------------------------
Former bully.
He tried, but it didn't work.
Likes to play playful pranks.
Keeps changing his email address.
Tough guy on the side of the angels...will stand up to defend the
gang from the bad guys.
That's kook hunter "Brett", alright.
---------------------------------
Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
---------------------------------
Foreign exchange student. Likes loud Hawaiian shirts and beanie
hats.
Bingo.
Quiet type.
We wish.
------------------------------------
Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
------------------------------------
Daughter of the town candy manufacturer. Raised in an
upper-middle-class environment. Carries a purse and wears a pink
beret. Somewhat of a tattletale but gets along well with the
others.
This really is uncanny.
--
Catchum <as...@despammed.com>
"WE DECLARE AND WILL WAGE TOTAL WAR ON THE UNGODLY COMMUNIST REGIME
IN NEW YORK AND YOUR LEGASLATIVE - BUREAUCRATIC LACKEY'S IN
WASHINGTON." -- Army of God
Aratzio
transparently proposed:
Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you.
--
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
s!0....@mmx.cics.mvs
wrote:
:Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
:resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
:while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
:<http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
:that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
:hunting counterpart!
You really fucked up big this time, you moron. What next? Ari leads the a.f.
troops into battle as he officially yells "CHARGE" heralding a full frontal
assault on AUK with Jet leading the Snuh on the frontlines?
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Your diplomacy needs a little airing out, flake.
:Observe:
[...] Ari's AUK Most Wanted SHiTlist [what a fucking idiot]
_-
-_
subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
Overunity Energy Mechanism
0,0,1
Set coordinates to 1d10t: "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr> wrote in message
<avul311s74hf6a3fm...@ID-12638.news1>
There was no need to telnet to the server when Scott could manufacture the
desired headers just by using his regular newsreader.
=====================================================
Ari explaining how he and Campbawl trolled an alt.support* ng with a forged Benzeleski sock.
=====================================================
<423dc697$0$3182$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
A Who's Who is not an FAQ [repeated 4X over]
^^
=====================================================
Ari throws a spaz over semantics.
s!0....@mmx.cics.mvs
<a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
:On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
:transparently proposed:
:
:Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you.
Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
Ari's pathetically obsessive shitlist includes:
:>------------------------------------------------------------
:> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
:> Dottie Dog = Lionel
:> Zipper Cat = spooge
:> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
:> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
:> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
:> Braker Turtle = Kali
:> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
:> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
:> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
:>------------------------------------
:>This really is uncanny.
In alls its unabbreviate madness.
PJR
alt.usenet.kooks:
> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in alt.flame Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> <as...@mail.gr> wrote:
>
>:Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
>:resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
>:while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
>:<http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
>:that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
>:hunting counterpart!
>
> You really fucked up big this time, you moron. What next? Ari leads
> the a.f. troops into battle as he officially yells "CHARGE"
> heralding a full frontal assault on AUK with Jet leading the Snuh on
> the frontlines?
>
> ROTFLMAO!!!!!
>
> Your diplomacy needs a little airing out, flake.
>
>:Observe:
>
> [...] Ari's AUK Most Wanted SHiTlist [what a fucking idiot]
Some people may have suggested that AUK posters get very upset when
they read one of Ari's posts.
Such people appear not to have read Jamie's characteristic foaming
after reading one of Ari's posts, and therefore are unqualified to
make an informed comparison between what AUKers do and what people who
are *really* very upset do.
However, who knows what the future may hold? Maybe Jamie will slurp
enough AUKers to be in a position to become Vote Wrangler and thus
have all his own attempts at nominating other people accepted?
Only Nostradamus and Sollog know for sure, and they're both strangely
silent.
PJR :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
[To reply by email, remove "NOSPAM".]
PJR
alt.usenet.kooks:
> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:34:40 GMT, in alt.flame Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>:On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
>:transparently proposed:
>:
>:Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you.
>
> Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
Nope. Sorry to piss all over your hopes, Jamie.
Steve Young
news:slrnd5qv2...@nntp.petitmorte.net...
ooh, so it's bribes you're looking for!?
what kinda beer again? ;)))
subRoutine
news:XKGdnYRezYV...@bright.net...
Aratzio
<s!0.0^7...@mmx.CICS.mvs> wrote:
>On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:34:40 GMT, in alt.flame Aratzio
><a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>:On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
>:transparently proposed:
>:
>:Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you.
>
>Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
>
>Ari's pathetically obsessive shitlist includes:
>:>------------------------------------------------------------
>:> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>:> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>:> Zipper Cat = spooge
>:> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>:> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>:> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>:> Braker Turtle = Kali
>:> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>:> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>:> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>:>------------------------------------
>
>:>This really is uncanny.
>
>In alls its unabbreviate madness.
>
I wonder, why does Ari know those cartoon characters so well?
--
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Dr. Flonkenstein
*DING* I made it to another lits.
Almost three weeks waiting for aother one!
> ---------------------------------
> Foreign exchange student. Likes loud Hawaiian shirts and beanie
> hats.
And outer Flith jet having a huge snuh dump on alt.flame, and exctinct
flamers sticking together having nostalgic feelings about their past flames
getting them some relief in their never ending maelstroem of ever
getting colder and colder.
May Fluffy have mercy on them.
All Hail Fluffy.
R. I. P.
alt flame ( - 2003)
married to
afw (2002-2004)
>
> Bingo.
>
> Quiet type.
>
> We wish.
>
>
> ------------------------------------
> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
> ------------------------------------
> Daughter of the town candy manufacturer. Raised in an
> upper-middle-class environment. Carries a purse and wears a pink
> beret. Somewhat of a tattletale but gets along well with the
> others.
>
> This really is uncanny.
--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #28
Usenet Valhalla Circle #19 & #21
Bartlo's hate lits #1: <40376AD8...@enter.net>
CEO Alcatroll Labs Inc.
The Way of the Kook:
http://www.insurgent.org/~jhd/kookway.htm
in Message-ID: lhic01pc5svudk22n...@4ax.com
Alexa Cameron explains world religions:
"The jews roots are islamic."
in Message-ID: <ftbc4152vcsun85v7...@4ax.com>
Charles D. Bohne shows his fear for his posts being archived:
"P.S.: Could you do me a favor? .. Not to quote the whole
Art Deco when he makes a full quote of my texts, which as
you know, I do not want to be archived?"
Dr. Flonkenstein
What makes you think he does?
subRoutine
news:pan.2005.04.14....@localhost.localdomain...
> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 +0000, Papa Hadrianus Septimus wrote:
>
> > Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
> > resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
> > while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
> > <http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
> > that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
> > hunting counterpart!
[...] Ari's flakey listshit.
> > ---------------------------------
> > Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>
> *DING* I made it to another lits.
Oh YEAH!?? Well I'm on EVERYONE's list, suckah. They're all crazy, not me.
> Almost three weeks waiting for aother one!
Ari has me on a different kind of list. It's better than your fucking list,
wankjob. That list requires special talent.
> > ---------------------------------
> > Foreign exchange student. Likes loud Hawaiian shirts and beanie
> > hats.
>
> And outer Flith jet having a huge snuh dump on alt.flame,
Is she outing Dean's emails?!?
> and exctinct
> flamers sticking together having nostalgic feelings about their past
flames
Without our past there would be no future. I remember the time when Ari
trolled a support group using a Benzeleski sock.
> getting them some relief in their never ending maelstroem of ever
> getting colder and colder.
WILL EVERYONE PLEASE VACATE ALT.FLAME. This place is now quarantined and has
been declared a biohazard!
> May Fluffy have mercy on them.
>
> All Hail Fluffy.
Fluffy don't know shit. I ran over a white cat once while driving a half
ton.
subRoutine
news:d3kooh$he4$1...@valis.databasix.com...> amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net> in alt.usenet.kooks when
> he/she wrote:
>
> >Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
> >resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have.
>
>
> Ari you are hollow and meaningless.
> An archaic old wag who spouts about irrelevant minutiae that has no
> significance to anybody but itself. Sad really.
Will Petey Woss ever find it in his heart to forgive you?
> The Get Along Gang? What in the fuck is that?
>
> Reduced to making lits o' hate.
>
> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
<chuckle>
Steve Young
> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
> amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net> in alt.usenet.kooks when
> he/she wrote:
>>Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
>>resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have.
> <splork>
>
> Ari you are hollow and meaningless.
> An archaic old wag who spouts about irrelevant minutiae that has no
> significance to anybody but itself. Sad really.
>
> The Get Along Gang? What in the fuck is that?
> Reduced to making lits o' hate.
you've noticed that too!?
at odds with the entire world :(
> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
:)x
--
Do you know WHY they call that newsgroup "Usenet kooks?" Who do you think
hangs out there? NORMAL PEOPLE???
-- ^krp^
Missing Person
Message id: <9pSdnQ63JpP...@rogers.com>:
>I ran over a white cat once while driving a half
>ton.
Did she squeal much? The half ton, that is.
Missing Person
wrote in Message id: <d3kooh$he4$1...@valis.databasix.com>:
>Reduced to making lits o' hate.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Looking over the responses in this thread, I'd say that you and your
fellow AUK dingleberries were reduced to standard, AUK-style lames, but
that's all you knock-kneed weaklings ever bring to the table. No reduction
in writing style is necessary for you dimwitted, dull
intellectual-pretenders. Every last one of you sheep-like droids should
pool all your resources (such as they are) and pay someone who is much
more useful than yourselves to have spooge's fabled razor extended to
several hundred feet long. When that's done, all of you clones can do the
world a favor by taking a running leap at it neck first.
±
Does Frank Welker post to AUK?
He seems to be everywhere.
>
> --
> Catchum <as...@despammed.com>
> "WE DECLARE AND WILL WAGE TOTAL WAR ON THE UNGODLY COMMUNIST REGIME
> IN NEW YORK AND YOUR LEGASLATIVE - BUREAUCRATIC LACKEY'S IN
> WASHINGTON." -- Army of God
--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
k00kologist Kimberly Kay Barnard (Bachelor of Science, Psychology &
longtime support group troll) tells an alt.support.depression.medication
poster what the alt.usenet.kooks awards are all about:
From: Kali <Ka...@lart.meow>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Linda Gore's Speech, was: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards,
December 2004
Message-ID: <MPG.1c4aeaa1...@news.east.earthlink.net>
The awards granted by alt.usenet.kooks are the official Usenet kook
awards, Linda. They were not created for the purpose of devaluing acts
of kindness. They were created, and are maintained, for the purpose of
recognizing abusive posters. Your fellow nominees are liars, bigots,
frauds, forgers, defamers, screed spammers, people who falsely accuse
others of stalking when they themselves are the stalkers, etc. You get
the picture. If you don't, return to the above link and read.
Not just anyone can be nominated; there are standards that must be
upheld. No one may be nominated for purposes of revenge or a joke. Not
all nominations are accepted. There must be evidence of abuse. You have
generated a lot of it. You are an abuser.
> Stooge confirms it's all about "some retribution":
From: spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, sci.psychology.psychotherapy
Subject: Re: Jet: Chickenshit
Message-ID: <Xns9622E1E68EB...@petitmorte.net>
It's just Usenet. It's just words. But when someone, kook, idiot, fool
or dumbshit, takes it to r/l measures as has happened to Kali, then
there is going to be some retribution. If that retribution amounts to a
Kook of the Month Award, so the fuck what?
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From: John Henry <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION:
HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000
Message-ID: <Xns9619B8D73D390jo...@216.168.3.44>
X-No-Archive: yes
The Sn*h collective is a worthless garbage dump of tired lames, impotent
wretches, losers, and WOMBATs. In the years I've been on Usenet, I've
managed to find common ground and even comraderie with literally
*hundreds* of individuals and groups with whom I, in a former state of
cluelessness, once butted heads. The Sn*htards stand out bright and
clear among a very, very small group of folks with whom I can find no
common ground, in whom I can find no redeeming value, and for whom I
have absolutely no respect whatsoever.
I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he showed up
starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I wouldn't put it past
him to do so.
-------
/ \
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Aratzio
<ad...@localhost.localdomain> transparently proposed:
You ever hear of this *cartoon*?
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> I wonder, why does Ari know those cartoon characters so well?
If you reach a conclusion, let me know.
--
Ari <as...@despammed.com>
"Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in
general and Catholicism in particular." -- William Donohue
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> You really fucked up big this time, you moron.
[reads the rest of the thread] As evidenced by... what, exactly?
> What next?
If past performance is any indicator, petty quarrels will be put aside
now that you're here and all sides will focus on beating you up. You're
such an abuse slut, Koput.
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:34:40 GMT, Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>>lits
>
> lits.
>
> lits?
Note to lesser kook hunters: repeated use of the word "lits" doesn't
qualify as humor.
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> Thanks Ari,
You're welcome.
> always knew you had a good lits in you.
No, you didn't.
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
Oh no! Anything but a kook award!
[...]
> In alls its unabbreviate madness.
It seems Koput is getting a tad overexcited.
Aratzio
transparently proposed:
>Aratzio <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> prayed:
>
>> Thanks Ari,
>
>You're welcome.
>
>> always knew you had a good lits in you.
>
>No, you didn't.
Delusions will not help you this time, Ari.
subRoutine
news:425e7c6d$0$3187$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
> "subRo...@mmx.ca" <s!0.0^7...@mmx.CICS.mvs> prayed:
>
> > Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
>
> Oh no! Anything but a kook award!
Apparently kook awards have more intrinisic value to Usenet than the
laughable trolls distributed in a.f.
Your challenge is to convince a.f. and auk [and all of usenet] that a
garbage dump is more important than the services provided by the "kook
hunters".
[...] Ari not doing a very convincing job of pretending not to be ashamed of
his shitlist.
subRoutine
> On 14 Apr 2005 14:20:38 GMT, in
> <425e7c35$0$3187$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> <as...@mail.gr> said:
>
> >Fred Hall <fkh...@databasix.com> prayed:
> >
> >> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:34:40 GMT, Aratzio
> >> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
> >>
> >>>lits
> >>
> >> lits.
> >>
> >> lits?
> >
> >Note to lesser kook hunters: repeated use of the word "lits" doesn't
> >qualify as humor.
>
It's a tad early, but I predict Ari will be embracing the word with much
vigor before the end of the year in an effort to promote solidarity among
the flagging fuckwits.
Never Did No Wanderin' (After All)
news:husq51t2jm75sci6l...@4ax.com:
> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in alt.flame Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> <as...@mail.gr> wrote:
>
>:Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
>:resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
>:while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
>:<http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
>:that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
>:hunting counterpart!
>
> You really fucked up big this time, you moron. What next? Ari leads the
> a.f. troops into battle as he officially yells "CHARGE" heralding a full
> frontal assault on AUK with Jet leading the Snuh on the frontlines?
>
> ROTFLMAO!!!!!
>
> Your diplomacy needs a little airing out, flake.
>
>:Observe:
>
> [...] Ari's AUK Most Wanted SHiTlist [what a fucking idiot]
>
> _-
> -_
> subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
> Overunity Energy Mechanism
> 0,0,1
>
> Set coordinates to 1d10t: "03:15:38 GMT" <as...@mail.gr> wrote in message
> <avul311s74hf6a3fm...@ID-12638.news1>
> There was no need to telnet to the server when Scott could manufacture
> the desired headers just by using his regular newsreader.
> =====================================================
> Ari explaining how he and Campbawl trolled an alt.support* ng with a
> forged Benzeleski sock.
>
> =====================================================
> <423dc697$0$3182$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>
> A Who's Who is not an FAQ [repeated 4X over]
> ^^
> =====================================================
> Ari throws a spaz over semantics.
It's great to see you riled up. Does the mere name "Ari" send you into a
fit?
--
My mama was the cold North wind,
My daddy was the son, of a railroad man from west of hell,
Where the trains don’t even run……
You need to BeDoper
http://www.bedoper.com
Never Did No Wanderin' (After All)
> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in
> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> <as...@mail.gr> said:
>
>> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>> Zipper Cat = spooge
>> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>> Braker Turtle = Kali
>> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>
> Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!
We already heard that lame, parrot.
Lionel
<orgs51tr7ee9jfk62...@4ax.com>, Missing Person
<li...@myballs.cum> said:
Yow - fierce flame, Mr Missing Personality. Just reading it made me feel
suicidal.
*Yawn...*
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
Lionel
<Xns9638B7CF76C95s...@207.14.113.17>, "Never Did No
Wanderin' (After All)" <mas...@mason.snuh> said:
>Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote in news:d3m4on$l7e$2...@pita.alt.net:
>
>> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in
>> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, Papa Hadrianus Septimus
>> <as...@mail.gr> said:
>>
>>> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>>> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>>> Zipper Cat = spooge
>>> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>>> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>>> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>>> Braker Turtle = Kali
>>> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>>> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>>> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>
>> Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!
>
>We already heard that lame, parrot.
Not that *you'd* ever say the same lame things over & over & over & over
again...
Dr. Flonkenstein
you just made the little baby Jesus fart in your general direction.
Meow.
> _-
> -_
> subRoutine <http://www.softtargets.com>
> Overunity Energy Mechanism
> 0,0,1
--
subRoutine
OH YEAH!?!? Well I just ate a bean burrito!
Never Did No Wanderin' (After All)
> On 14 Apr 2005 23:07:28 GMT, in
> <Xns9638B7CF76C95s...@207.14.113.17>, "Never Did No
> Wanderin' (After All)" <mas...@mason.snuh> said:
>
>>Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote in news:d3m4on$l7e$2...@pita.alt.net:
>>
>>> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in
>>> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, Papa Hadrianus Septimus
>>> <as...@mail.gr> said:
>>>
>>>> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>>>> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>>>> Zipper Cat = spooge
>>>> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>>>> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>>>> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>>>> Braker Turtle = Kali
>>>> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>>>> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>>>> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>>
>>> Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!
>>
>>We already heard that lame, parrot.
>
> Not that *you'd* ever say the same lame things over & over & over & over
> again...
Such as?
Missing Person
<mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in Message id:
<Xns9638B7CF76C95s...@207.14.113.17>:
>Lionel <n...@alt.net> wrote in news:d3m4on$l7e$2...@pita.alt.net:
>
>> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in
>> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net>, Papa Hadrianus Septimus
>> <as...@mail.gr> said:
>>
>>> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>>> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>>> Zipper Cat = spooge
>>> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>>> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>>> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>>> Braker Turtle = Kali
>>> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>>> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>>> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>>
>> Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!
>
>We already heard that lame, parrot.
Yes, but he oh-so-cleverly changed lits to LSIT.
Papa Hadrianus Septimus
> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
> amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net> in alt.usenet.kooks when
> he/she wrote:
(Dude, take it from an archaic not-very-old wag: that's _so_ 1999.)
[...]
> Ari you are hollow and meaningless.
> An archaic old wag who spouts about irrelevant minutiae that has no
> significance to anybody but itself. Sad really.
Believe me, Kevin, when I say that I want to post important, serious
posts about grand themes. I often think about how much fuller and
meaningful my life would be if I wrote about relevant, universal
topics - like Edmond, Brad, and Alexa. Alas, somehow the obscure pop
culture references and easy jokes always suck me back in.
> The Get Along Gang? What in the fuck is that?
It's a cartoon. Didn't I mention that in the first post? Specifically,
it's an '80s cartoon where a bunch of anthropomorphic animal
characters teach kids valuable life lessons.
> Reduced to making lits o' hate.
ARATZIO: "Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you."
FRED HALL: "I am deeply hurt that I didn't make this lits."
DR FLONKENSTEIN: "*DING* I made it to another lits."
LIONEL: "Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!"
K.A. CANNON: "Reduced to making lits o' hate."
Is it safe to say that you kook hunters have something against flaming
lots of people in one go? I can't understand why; I've always found it
quite economical.
> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
We had glory?
K. A. Cannon
<425fea41$0$3182$df06...@news.sexzilla.net> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 15 Apr 2005 19:23:39 +0300:
>K. A. Cannon <kaca...@insurgent.orgy> prayed:
>
>> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
>> amazed us with his/her particular brand of stupidity in
>> <425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net> in alt.usenet.kooks when
>> he/she wrote:
>
>(Dude, take it from an archaic not-very-old wag: that's _so_ 1999.)
More 2002 or there-about's. I haven't changed the into in a long time
on that PeeCee. But that PeeCee is dying...soon to be replaced by
something better.
> [...]
>
>> Ari you are hollow and meaningless.
>> An archaic old wag who spouts about irrelevant minutiae that has no
>> significance to anybody but itself. Sad really.
>
>Believe me, Kevin, when I say that I want to post important, serious
>posts about grand themes.
Your aspirations are noted. There is nothing stopping you from
achieving the greatness you yearn for. You must strive for the
greatness!!
>I often think about how much fuller and
>meaningful my life would be if I wrote about relevant, universal
>topics - like Edmond, Brad, and Alexa. Alas, somehow the obscure pop
>culture references and easy jokes always suck me back in.
I as well. I also want to make thought provoking and philosophical
post about weighty issues that are important to us all. If I tried to
post about other newsgroups and stuck my nose into things that aren't
my concern in those newsgroups I somehow would be a better person for
it. So it seems that for others who act like intrusive and fussy net
consciences. I am always going the easy route and fabricating
extravagant trolls in order to lay claim to (f)lame fame. However
fleeting and obscure it may be.
>> The Get Along Gang? What in the fuck is that?
>
>It's a cartoon. Didn't I mention that in the first post? Specifically,
>it's an '80s cartoon where a bunch of anthropomorphic animal
>characters teach kids valuable life lessons.
Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd not good enough for you?
Honestly that was an obscure reference.
>> Reduced to making lits o' hate.
>
>ARATZIO: "Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you."
>
>FRED HALL: "I am deeply hurt that I didn't make this lits."
>
>DR FLONKENSTEIN: "*DING* I made it to another lits."
>
>LIONEL: "Nice LSIT of HATE, D00d!"
>
>K.A. CANNON: "Reduced to making lits o' hate."
Dued...you made another lits!!
Snork.
>Is it safe to say that you kook hunters have something against flaming
>lots of people in one go? I can't understand why; I've always found it
>quite economical.
Economy versus quality. There is a conundrum.
I really think you are being overly charitable with yourself by
characterizing your "Get Along Gang" parody as genuine (f)lame
material. Granted it was silly and innocuously cute. Cuttingly
brilliant genuine a dot f award winning stuff? Hardly.
I expect more from a dot f's elder statesmen.
You set the bar Ari. This is a disappointment.
Better work from you is not only expected, it is demanded.
Standards must be met.
Don't let a dot f turn into a low poast count back water of UseNet.
<glances around...well damn...it's getting swampy in a dot f>
>> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
>
>We had glory?
You have awards. Are they glorious?
Um...should I have cussed at you or something?
--
K. A. Cannon
kcannon at insurgent dot org
(change the orgy to org to reply)
Spirituality: The last refuge of a failed human.
Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
K. A. Cannon
<d66v51dmccirplnej...@4ax.com> in alt.usenet.kooks on
Fri, 15 Apr 2005 09:48:49 -0400:
You want clever:
>>>Snuh
>>Buh
>guh.
Snuh
Brilliant stuff!!
Snuh is the epitome of originality.
And the Snuhites sense of the ironic..impeccable.
jue...@jeorge.jng
<as...@mail.gr> wrote:
>Believe me, Kevin, when I say that I want to post important, serious
>posts about grand themes. I often think about how much fuller and
>meaningful my life would be if I wrote about relevant, universal
>topics - like Edmond, Brad, and Alexa. Alas, somehow the obscure pop
>culture references and easy jokes always suck me back in.
>
>> The Get Along Gang? What in the fuck is that?
>
>It's a cartoon. Didn't I mention that in the first post? Specifically,
>it's an '80s cartoon where a bunch of anthropomorphic animal
>characters teach kids valuable life lessons.
[snip stuff]
>Is it safe to say that you kook hunters have something against flaming
>lots of people in one go? I can't understand why; I've always found it
>quite economical.
>
>> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
>
>We had glory?
Ah - Mr A, you seem to have a rather benign patience with the goings
on around here.
I've remarked elsewhere in this fine newsgroup how puzzled I am at the
baseness of some of the "flames."
Do you know whether or not these "flamers" have a handbook? I've
noticed an underlying step-wise theme in many of the "exchanges" much
like Aunt Dotties recipe for meatloaf.
Perhaps I'm imagining things.
PJR
alt.usenet.kooks:
WHY AM I NOT ON THIS LITS OF HATE, FINNBOI??? :-) :-) :-) ;-) 8^D
> Is it safe to say that you kook hunters have something against flaming
> lots of people in one go? I can't understand why; I've always found it
> quite economical.
>
>> a dot f is a shell of its former glory.
>
> We had glory?
You sold it in exchange for a two-for-one special offer on Sibelius's
ljutefjisk cjantatas.
Now, where did Jamie go?...
PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil the
fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
--
alt.usenet.kooks award-winners and FAQ:
http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/
[To reply by email, remove "NOSPAM".]
jue...@jeorge.jng
wrote:
>On Friday 15 April 2005, Papa Hadrianus Septimus wrote in
>alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> We had glory?
>
>You sold it in exchange for a two-for-one special offer on Sibelius's
>ljutefjisk cjantatas.
>
>
>Now, where did Jamie go?...
>
>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil the
>fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
Peter - I'd hoped you would show up. As a newbie, how did you decide
to join the AUK brigade? I found it surprising that you were able to
conscript the "Vote Wrangler" title with such ease.
Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your aforementioned
role when you are so obviously personally embroiled in all the flame
threads?
Never Did No Wanderin' (After All)
@pizzaboi.databasix.com:
You can't even get that much right.
Meow, bitch.
> Snuh is the epitome of originality.
> And the Snuhites sense of the ironic..impeccable.
I'd say snuh is a success beyond out wildest dreams, considering how you
flakes keep frothing at the mouth over it.
--
My mama was the cold north wind,
My daddy was the sun,
Of a railroad man from west of hell,
Where the trains don’t even run...
Never Did No Wanderin' (After All)
$df06...@news.sexzilla.net:
> We had glory?
Glory used to post in 2001, I think.
spooge
news:8ntq51lqh0niv6iqt...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 16:34:40 GMT, in alt.flame Aratzio
> <a6ah...@sneakemail.com> wrote:
>
>:On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, Papa Hadrianus Septimus <as...@mail.gr>
>:transparently proposed:
>:
>:Thanks Ari, always knew you had a good lits in you.
>
> Doesn't this qualify for some obsessive kook award?
>
> Ari's pathetically obsessive shitlist includes:
>:>------------------------------------------------------------
>:> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
>:> Dottie Dog = Lionel
>:> Zipper Cat = spooge
>:> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
>:> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
>:> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
>:> Braker Turtle = Kali
>:> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
>:> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
>:> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
>:>------------------------------------
>
>:>This really is uncanny.
>
> In alls its unabbreviate madness.
I think it's pretty damned funny. I, for one, am proud to be on that list.
There's been a sad absence of posts that I've actually laughed out loud at
the past few months.
This one of Ari's broke that drought.
JMO
--
Amazing
Thing growing
Just waiting for the juice to flow
spooge
news:slrnd5qv2...@nntp.petitmorte.net:
> On Wednesday 13 April 2005, subRo...@mmx.ca wrote in
> alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> On 13 Apr 2005 15:39:17 GMT, in alt.flame Papa Hadrianus Septimus
>> <as...@mail.gr> wrote:
>>
>>:Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
>>:resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
>>:while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
>>:<http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
>>:that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
>>:hunting counterpart!
>>
>> You really fucked up big this time, you moron. What next? Ari leads
>> the a.f. troops into battle as he officially yells "CHARGE"
>> heralding a full frontal assault on AUK with Jet leading the Snuh on
>> the frontlines?
>>
>> ROTFLMAO!!!!!
>>
>> Your diplomacy needs a little airing out, flake.
>>
>>:Observe:
>>
>> [...] Ari's AUK Most Wanted SHiTlist [what a fucking idiot]
>
> Some people may have suggested that AUK posters get very upset when
> they read one of Ari's posts.
>
> Such people appear not to have read Jamie's characteristic foaming
> after reading one of Ari's posts, and therefore are unqualified to
> make an informed comparison between what AUKers do and what people who
> are *really* very upset do.
That confusion serves some folks well in their present campaign to
discredit AUK...
Heh
Hehehe..
Heheheheheheheh... Hahahaha!
Ahhhhh.... can you believe that anyone would be so silly as to think they
could discredit AUK? Heheheheheh! Discredit AUK. Un-fucking-believable.
The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all much too
seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the truth is about
to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the Usenet food chain.
This is the place that the idiots of the Net are supposed to be sent to be
distracted from imposing their insanity on other groups where people are
trying to have informed discussions. Of course, on Usenet "informed
discussions" doesn't mean what it does in a university. Or elementary
school, for that matter.
The past few months AUK has been very successful in that important role.
Several alt.flame kooks have been diverted from that group.
AUK deserves a medal. Woo Hoo!
> However, who knows what the future may hold? Maybe Jamie will slurp
> enough AUKers to be in a position to become Vote Wrangler and thus
> have all his own attempts at nominating other people accepted?
>
> Only Nostradamus and Sollog know for sure, and they're both strangely
> silent.
Nostradamus predicted that Sollog would postdict that very event.
spooge
news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only in
alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the voice of
reason and humor rather than a combatant.
And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and always
has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires involvement in
flame threads.
spooge
news:425d3d25$0$3186$df06...@news.sexzilla.net:
> ---------------------
> Zipper Cat = spooge
> ---------------------
> The athlete.
>
> Competes in the 400 meter gokillyourself.
>
> Pushes himself to the max. A bit overbearing. Stands up for
> himself. Tough guy who was raised in the waterfront and moved to
> the suburb of Green Meadow. Hides a good heart behind a tough
> exterior.
>
> This is all code for "Really likes to tell people to go kill
> themselves."
Ari, ya got me. Well done.
Twin, or triple blades? ;)
spooge
news:orgs51tr7ee9jfk62...@4ax.com:
> On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 23:42:38 -0400 K. A. Cannon
> <kaca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote in Message id:
> <d3kooh$he4$1...@valis.databasix.com>:
>
>>Reduced to making lits o' hate.
>
> Oh, for fuck's sake.
>
> Looking over the responses in this thread, I'd say that you and your
> fellow AUK dingleberries were reduced to standard, AUK-style lames,
> but that's all you knock-kneed weaklings ever bring to the table. No
> reduction in writing style is necessary for you dimwitted, dull
> intellectual-pretenders. Every last one of you sheep-like droids
> should pool all your resources (such as they are) and pay someone who
> is much more useful than yourselves to have spooge's fabled razor
> extended to several hundred feet long. When that's done, all of you
> clones can do the world a favor by taking a running leap at it neck
> first.
Hmmm. Interesting. In your opinion, "AUKers" are all the same.
Did you know that there's a herd of people saying much the same thing?
Amazing how you all came up with that same theme whine, ain't it?
--
I'm aching for another go
You're squirming wet, baby
Nothing bad coming very slow
And it's burning holes in me
Grisly Adams
news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
> AUK is, and always
> has been, a flame group,
Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
jue...@jeorge.jng
>jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
>news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
>
>I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only in
>alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
No, actually I'm not interested in posting to AUK. If Peter doesn't
see my post, it's no great shakes. I don't understand why he
crossposts, though. Or why you are interested in redirecting my post.
Thank you for your effort, though.
<snip>
>>>Now, where did Jamie go?...
>>>
>>>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>>>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil the
>>>fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
>>
>> Peter - I'd hoped you would show up. As a newbie, how did you decide
>> to join the AUK brigade? I found it surprising that you were able to
>> conscript the "Vote Wrangler" title with such ease.
>>
>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your aforementioned
>> role when you are so obviously personally embroiled in all the flame
>> threads?
>
>Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the voice of
>reason and humor rather than a combatant.
Embroiled? Yes, it seems to me that Peter is somewhat invested in
supporting and contributing to some very destructive threads and
posters. I don't sense reason so much as fatuous smugness in his
posts, and I can honestly say I've never seen anything the least bit
humorous in his posts.
That's one reason I wanted to hear from him a little about how he came
to be what he seems to be.
Maybe I'm just reading too many angst-ridden threads.
>
>And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and always
>has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires involvement in
>flame threads.
No, I do not agree with your assessment of AUK's history. There was a
time when AUK had a modicum of decency. As with most of Usenet, the
fertile ground for degeneracy was irresistible and *now* it's a magnet
for losers, abusers, and hangers-on.
Do you see what I'm talking about?
spooge
news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>
>> AUK is, and always
>> has been, a flame group,
>
> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
Grisly Adams
news:Xns963B81AE4B3...@petitmorte.net:
> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
> news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
>
>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>>
>>> AUK is, and always
>>> has been, a flame group,
>>
>> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
>
> Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
>
> Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
PJR
> jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
> news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
>
> I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only
> in alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
Or wait till the end of the year, when I subscribe in order to enjoy
the annual antics associated with the alt.flame awards.
>> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:57:05 +0100, PJR <p...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Friday 15 April 2005, Papa Hadrianus Septimus wrote in
>>>alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>>> We had glory?
>>>
>>>You sold it in exchange for a two-for-one special offer on
>>>Sibelius's ljutefjisk cjantatas.
>>>
>>>Now, where did Jamie go?...
>>>
>>>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>>>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil
>>>the fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
>>
>> Peter - I'd hoped you would show up.
Was it becoming boring in alt.flame with only Snuh threads to read?
>> As a newbie, how did you decide to join the AUK brigade?
I needed it on my CV in order to qualify as a Stalking MHP and Doctor
of Harassology.
>> I found it surprising that you were able to conscript the "Vote
>> Wrangler" title with such ease.
Your admiration is graciously accepted.
>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your
>> aforementioned role when you are so obviously personally embroiled
>> in all the flame threads?
No.
I'm glad to have been able to help.
> Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the
> voice of reason and humor rather than a combatant.
Thank you, spooge. The beer is on its way.
> And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and
> always has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires
> involvement in flame threads.
They used to have flame threads in alt.flame too, I've been told.
PJR :-)
jue...@jeorge.jng
wrote:
>On Saturday 16 April 2005, spooge wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
>> news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
>>
>> I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only
>> in alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
>
>Or wait till the end of the year, when I subscribe in order to enjoy
>the annual antics associated with the alt.flame awards.
I've only watched a couple of the awards shows, but I did find them
quite revealing of some of the personalities in af. All in all, a bit
of time well spent, I'd say.
>>>>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>>>>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil
>>>>the fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
>>>
>>> Peter - I'd hoped you would show up.
>
>Was it becoming boring in alt.flame with only Snuh threads to read?
Not boring so much as puzzling.I can't figure out why AUK is so
persistently acting out in af.
>>> As a newbie, how did you decide to join the AUK brigade?
>
>I needed it on my CV in order to qualify as a Stalking MHP and Doctor
>of Harassology.
I know that's intended to be a light-hearted volley, but you have a
reputation for going RL and I'm wondering why you were so sure AUK
would overlook/accept that.
>
>>> I found it surprising that you were able to conscript the "Vote
>>> Wrangler" title with such ease.
>
>Your admiration is graciously accepted.
Oh - YDKWWM?
>
>>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your
>>> aforementioned role when you are so obviously personally embroiled
>>> in all the flame threads?
>
>No.
>
>I'm glad to have been able to help.
You have been a great help, Peter. It's much easier now to put certain
posters in perspective.
spooge
> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> news:Xns963B81AE4B3...@petitmorte.net:
>
>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>> news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
>>
>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>>>
>>>> AUK is, and always
>>>> has been, a flame group,
>>>
>>> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
>>
>> Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
>>
>> Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
>
> Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
Spanked it is.
spooge
news:slrnd65hc...@nntp.petitmorte.net:
Yay!
>> And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and
>> always has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires
>> involvement in flame threads.
>
> They used to have flame threads in alt.flame too, I've been told.
That is an as yet unsubstantiated rumor.
spooge
news:krq561hr6d4dm8om0...@4ax.com:
Which part of keeping AUK in your responses if you want Peter to see them
didn't you understand?
> On Sun, 17 Apr 2005 21:22:43 +0100, PJR <p...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
> wrote:
>
>>On Saturday 16 April 2005, spooge wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>>
>>> jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
>>> news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>> I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only
>>> in alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
>>
>>Or wait till the end of the year, when I subscribe in order to enjoy
>>the annual antics associated with the alt.flame awards.
>
>
> I've only watched a couple of the awards shows, but I did find them
> quite revealing of some of the personalities in af. All in all, a bit
> of time well spent, I'd say.
>
>>>>>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>>>>>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil
>>>>>the fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
>>>>
>>>> Peter - I'd hoped you would show up.
>>
>>Was it becoming boring in alt.flame with only Snuh threads to read?
>
> Not boring so much as puzzling.I can't figure out why AUK is so
> persistently acting out in af.
Might I suggest something? You'd find Usenet a lot easier to understand if
you tried opening your eyes when you open your newsreader.
>>>> As a newbie, how did you decide to join the AUK brigade?
>>
>>I needed it on my CV in order to qualify as a Stalking MHP and Doctor
>>of Harassology.
>
> I know that's intended to be a light-hearted volley, but you have a
> reputation for going RL and I'm wondering why you were so sure AUK
> would overlook/accept that.
He does? Proof?
>>>> I found it surprising that you were able to conscript the "Vote
>>>> Wrangler" title with such ease.
>>
>>Your admiration is graciously accepted.
>
> Oh - YDKWWM?
You failed that test when it came to inclusion of AUK.
>>>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your
>>>> aforementioned role when you are so obviously personally embroiled
>>>> in all the flame threads?
>>
>>No.
>>
>>I'm glad to have been able to help.
>
> You have been a great help, Peter. It's much easier now to put certain
> posters in perspective.
I've found your stupidity^h^h^hposts to be quite informative.
>>> Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the
>>> voice of reason and humor rather than a combatant.
>>
>>Thank you, spooge. The beer is on its way.
>>
>>> And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and
>>> always has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires
>>> involvement in flame threads.
>>
>>They used to have flame threads in alt.flame too, I've been told.
>>
>>PJR :-)
>
>
--
jue...@jeorge.jng
>jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
>news:krq561hr6d4dm8om0...@4ax.com:
>
>Which part of keeping AUK in your responses if you want Peter to see them
>didn't you understand?
What part of
"No, actually I'm not interested in posting to AUK. If Peter doesn't
see my post, it's no great shakes. I don't understand why he
crossposts, though. Or why you are interested in redirecting my post.
Thank you for your effort, though."
do *you* not understand?
<snip irrelevant stuff>
>Might I suggest something? You'd find Usenet a lot easier to understand if
>you tried opening your eyes when you open your newsreader.
Well, I don't know what that's supposed to mean. Was it a "flame?"
What is it I'm supposed to understand?
>
>>>>> As a newbie, how did you decide to join the AUK brigade?
>>>
>>>I needed it on my CV in order to qualify as a Stalking MHP and Doctor
>>>of Harassology.
>>
>> I know that's intended to be a light-hearted volley, but you have a
>> reputation for going RL and I'm wondering why you were so sure AUK
>> would overlook/accept that.
>
>He does? Proof?
He does..what? Have a reputation for going RL or going RL? He's
already admitted to both so what does "proof" have to do wirh it?
>>>>> I found it surprising that you were able to conscript the "Vote
>>>>> Wrangler" title with such ease.
>>>
>>>Your admiration is graciously accepted.
>>
>> Oh - YDKWWM?
>
>You failed that test when it came to inclusion of AUK.
No, I didn't. But, you just did.
>
>>>>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your
>>>>> aforementioned role when you are so obviously personally embroiled
>>>>> in all the flame threads?
>>>
>>>No.
>>>
>>>I'm glad to have been able to help.
>>
>> You have been a great help, Peter. It's much easier now to put certain
>> posters in perspective.
>
>I've found your stupidity^h^h^hposts to be quite informative.
No, you haven't or you wouldn't insist on inserting yourself into a
conversation which clearly has nothing whatsoever to do with you. Your
disrespect for Peter is duly noted.
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963A907442A...@petitmorte.net>:
Must your IKYABWAI's be so long-winded, spoogie?
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all much too
>seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the truth is about
>to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the Usenet food chain.
"We meant to suck."
±
I'd thought the news* people would be interested in your views, Stoogey.
>
> --
> Amazing
> Thing growing
> Just waiting for the juice to flow
--
http://www.bedoper.com/snuh
k00kologist Kimberly Kay Barnard (Bachelor of Science, Psychology &
longtime support group troll) tells an alt.support.depression.medication
poster what the alt.usenet.kooks awards are all about:
From: Kali <Ka...@lart.meow>
Newsgroups: alt.support.depression.medication,alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Linda Gore's Speech, was: Re: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards,
December 2004
Message-ID: <MPG.1c4aeaa1...@news.east.earthlink.net>
The awards granted by alt.usenet.kooks are the official Usenet kook
awards, Linda. They were not created for the purpose of devaluing acts
of kindness. They were created, and are maintained, for the purpose of
recognizing abusive posters. Your fellow nominees are liars, bigots,
frauds, forgers, defamers, screed spammers, people who falsely accuse
others of stalking when they themselves are the stalkers, etc. You get
the picture. If you don't, return to the above link and read.
Not just anyone can be nominated; there are standards that must be
upheld. No one may be nominated for purposes of revenge or a joke. Not
all nominations are accepted. There must be evidence of abuse. You have
generated a lot of it. You are an abuser.
> Stooge confirms it's all about "some retribution":
From: spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.flame, sci.psychology.psychotherapy
Subject: Re: Jet: Chickenshit
Message-ID: <Xns9622E1E68EB...@petitmorte.net>
It's just Usenet. It's just words. But when someone, kook, idiot, fool
or dumbshit, takes it to r/l measures as has happened to Kali, then
there is going to be some retribution. If that retribution amounts to a
Kook of the Month Award, so the fuck what?
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From: John Henry <j...@inNOSPAMsurgent.orgy>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.fan.art-bell, alt.flame
Subject: Re: NOM: Sn*htards (collectively) for GK (was Re: NOMINATION:
HL&S -> Re: WARNING: -> Re: THE OUTING OF USENET GANGS-AUK MORONS)
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:10:03 -0000
Message-ID: <Xns9619B8D73D390jo...@216.168.3.44>
X-No-Archive: yes
The Sn*h collective is a worthless garbage dump of tired lames, impotent
wretches, losers, and WOMBATs. In the years I've been on Usenet, I've
managed to find common ground and even comraderie with literally
*hundreds* of individuals and groups with whom I, in a former state of
cluelessness, once butted heads. The Sn*htards stand out bright and
clear among a very, very small group of folks with whom I can find no
common ground, in whom I can find no redeeming value, and for whom I
have absolutely no respect whatsoever.
I wouldn't feed Dean Humphries a handful of my own shit if he showed up
starving on my doorstep and begged for it. And I wouldn't put it past
him to do so.
-------
/ \
/ \ /-----\
| (@) | | SnuH |
| (O) | \_ ___/
| / | ||
| \ /_ / //
\ \____/ / /
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±
>
> And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and always
> has been, a flame group
Then while all the posting in support groups, Stoogey?
To flame the regs?
>
> --
> Amazing
> Thing growing
> Just waiting for the juice to flow
Grisly Adams
news:Xns963BC405924...@petitmorte.net:
> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
> news:Xns963B999A3D25Es...@207.14.113.17:
>
>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> news:Xns963B81AE4B3...@petitmorte.net:
>>
>>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>>> news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
>>>
>>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>>>>
>>>>> AUK is, and always
>>>>> has been, a flame group,
>>>>
>>>> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
>>>
>>> Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
>>>
>>> Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
>>
>> Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
>
> Spanked it is.
Oooh, another foolish assumption from an AUKer.
Surprise!
spooge
You wrote around 100 words blubbering on about folks you don't like, yet
you consider my 35 word reply to be "long-winded".
It certainly doesn't surprise me that you're just as ignorant about what
consititues an IKY.
Learn to ignore what you don't like to read or stop your fucking whining.
It's really quite simple. Just like you.
spooge
And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
Now wipe the drool off of your chin.
spooge
> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> news:Xns963BC405924...@petitmorte.net:
>
>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>> news:Xns963B999A3D25Es...@207.14.113.17:
>>
>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>> news:Xns963B81AE4B3...@petitmorte.net:
>>>
>>>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
>>>>
>>>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>>>>>
>>>>>> AUK is, and always
>>>>>> has been, a flame group,
>>>>>
>>>>> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
>>>>
>>>> Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
>>>>
>>>> Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
>>>
>>> Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
>>
>> Spanked it is.
>
> Oooh, another foolish assumption from an AUKer.
You refused to respond. I filled in the blanks for you. I do that for
"special" people. I'm nice like that.
> Surprise!
Lionel
<Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>, spooge
<spo...@petitmorte.net> said:
>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>>
>>>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>>>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the
>>>truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the
>>>Usenet food chain.
>>
>> "We meant to suck."
>
>And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>
>Now wipe the drool off of your chin.
*Psst!* That ain't drool on his chin...
--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------
jet
> Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
> news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>
> > On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> > Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
> >
> >>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
> >>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the
> >>truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the
> >>Usenet food chain.
> >
> > "We meant to suck."
>
> And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
"Clearly, quotation marks mean nothing to you."
--
morrigan at hiway2zen dot com
mhm 32x30
fugawi:1*1
wee saul disciple #32
hell-flame-wars
ich bin ein meower
george pickett memorial trophy 2005
nominated: palmjob paddle
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
>>Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the voice of
>>reason and humor rather than a combatant.
> Embroiled? Yes, it seems to me that Peter is somewhat invested in
> supporting and contributing to some very destructive threads and
> posters. I don't sense reason so much as fatuous smugness in his
> posts, and I can honestly say I've never seen anything the least bit
> humorous in his posts.
> That's one reason I wanted to hear from him a little about how he came
> to be what he seems to be.
> Maybe I'm just reading too many angst-ridden threads.
No, you haven't. He really is a crashing bore, along with just about
everyone and everything in a.u.k.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world are plotting to do us in."
-- Dean Rusk
Grisly Adams
news:Xns963CDAE9BE...@petitmorte.net:
> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
> news:Xns963CC8F2E25A5s...@207.14.113.17:
>
>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> news:Xns963BC405924...@petitmorte.net:
>>
>>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>>> news:Xns963B999A3D25Es...@207.14.113.17:
>>>
>>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>> news:Xns963B81AE4B3...@petitmorte.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Grisly Adams <mas...@mason.snuh> wrote in
>>>>> news:Xns963AA82ACE58As...@207.14.113.17:
>>>>>
>>>>>> spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>>>> news:Xns963A907B057...@petitmorte.net:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> AUK is, and always
>>>>>>> has been, a flame group,
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Much in the same way that Brawl Hall is a flame website.
>>>>>
>>>>> Only lamers join Brawl Hall.
>>>>>
>>>>> Are you still a member, or were you permanently spanked off?
>>>>
>>>> Only your hairdresser knows for sure.
>>>
>>> Spanked it is.
>>
>> Oooh, another foolish assumption from an AUKer.
>
> You refused to respond. I filled in the blanks for you. I do that for
> "special" people. I'm nice like that.
Don't confuse nice with stupid, puddles.
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963CDA76C31...@petitmorte.net>:
Everybody who flames you thimble-witted nimrods is blubbering and crying,
eh?
>yet
>you consider my 35 word reply to be "long-winded".
Yep. Next time why don't you just type "PKB" or something?
>It certainly doesn't surprise me that you're just as ignorant about what
>consititues an IKY.
To paraphrase:
Me: "You people are all the same."
You: "There's a bunch of people including you in alt.flame doing the exact
same thing. You're all the same."
That's an IKY, slow-learner.
>Learn to ignore what you don't like to read or stop your fucking whining.
Admission you liked what I wrote noted.
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>:
>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>>
>>>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>>>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the
>>>truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the
>>>Usenet food chain.
>>
>> "We meant to suck."
>
>And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
"No, YOU are!"
>Now wipe the drool off of your chin.
Eat a bowl of nutsacks, Mr Herman.
Missing Person
<rPSdncNtQP2...@adelphia.com>:
>In article <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>, spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>> news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> > Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>> >
>> >>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>> >>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the
>> >>truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the
>> >>Usenet food chain.
>> >
>> > "We meant to suck."
>>
>> And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>
>"Clearly, quotation marks mean nothing to you."
Don't do that. Spooge hates it when you use his own words against him.
spooge
I'd never mistake you for nice, Jason.
spooge
That assumes, incorrectly, that you flamed me.
HTH, dummy.
>>yet
>>you consider my 35 word reply to be "long-winded".
>
> Yep. Next time why don't you just type "PKB" or something?
'Thick As A Brick' would work for your new nym.
>>It certainly doesn't surprise me that you're just as ignorant about
>>what consititues an IKY.
>
> To paraphrase:
>
> Me: "You people are all the same."
>
> You: "There's a bunch of people including you in alt.flame doing the
> exact same thing. You're all the same."
>
> That's an IKY, slow-learner.
No, that's called 'pointing out hypocrisy', dim-bulb.
If you want rules, sign up for the next Spelling-Bee.
>>Learn to ignore what you don't like to read or stop your fucking
>>whining.
>
> Admission you liked what I wrote noted.
I liked it for shoving up your nose, yes.
'Like' is a concept. You'd know that if you weren't so stupid.
spooge
> In article <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>, spooge
> <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>> Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>> news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>>
>> > On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> > Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>> >
>> >>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>> >>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because
>> >>the truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of
>> >>the Usenet food chain.
>> >
>> > "We meant to suck."
>>
>> And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>
> "Clearly, quotation marks mean nothing to you."
Don't you have some hallucinations to chase?
spooge
'"Fuck off, sycophant."'
Were you born as stupid as you are now, or did your mother try
unsuccessfully to smother you?
spooge
Are you finished slurping up to Jet, or have you had enough of her sloughed
off mental case meds?
Grisly Adams
news:Xns963ED8C5C35...@petitmorte.net:
You often confuse "IKYABWAI" for flaming, however.
spooge
Brawl Hall is still off-line I see.
Pimp Juice Newton
news:Xns963FCCA3E10...@petitmorte.net:
Wowsers! How often do you check? I never noticed it was down in the first
place.
Get a hobby, homeboy.
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963EE452051...@petitmorte.net>:
>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>news:o3sc61990ku3ua2mc...@4ax.com:
>
>> On 19 Apr 2005 04:29:57 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>> Message id: <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>:
>>
>>>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>>>news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>>>
>>>> On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
>>>> Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>>>>
>>>>>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>>>>>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because the
>>>>>truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom of the
>>>>>Usenet food chain.
>>>>
>>>> "We meant to suck."
>>>
>>>And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>>
>> "No, YOU are!"
>>
>>>Now wipe the drool off of your chin.
>>
>> Eat a bowl of nutsacks, Mr Herman.
>
>Are you finished slurping up to Jet, or have you had enough of her sloughed
>off mental case meds?
I see I'll have to add "slurp" to the "lits" of words that spooge doesn't
know the meaning of. Don't feel too bad, Lionel has no idea what it means
either. You're in good company, boyo!
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963EE38F439...@petitmorte.net>:
"That didn't hurt!" yelped the AUK tackle-dummy.
>HTH, dummy.
Seeing as you side-stepped and didn't answer the question, I'm afraid not.
>>>yet
>>>you consider my 35 word reply to be "long-winded".
>>
>> Yep. Next time why don't you just type "PKB" or something?
>
>'Thick As A Brick' would work for your new nym.
If you don't like my suggestion, I'm sure that I could come up with an
alternative that you could parrot.
>>>It certainly doesn't surprise me that you're just as ignorant about
>>>what consititues an IKY.
>>
>> To paraphrase:
>>
>> Me: "You people are all the same."
>>
>> You: "There's a bunch of people including you in alt.flame doing the
>> exact same thing. You're all the same."
>>
>> That's an IKY, slow-learner.
>
>No, that's called 'pointing out hypocrisy', dim-bulb.
No, That's an IKY, extremely slow-learner.
>If you want rules, sign up for the next Spelling-Bee.
>
>>>Learn to ignore what you don't like to read or stop your fucking
>>>whining.
>>
>> Admission you liked what I wrote noted.
>
>I liked it for shoving up your nose, yes.
>
>'Like' is a concept. You'd know that if you weren't so stupid.
You can't take it back now, spooge. Tough luck, shitlips.
Missing Person
Message id: <Xns963EE424DA9...@petitmorte.net>:
>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>news:96sc61lqfg9a3eltc...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 04:46:27 GMT j...@untool.net (jet) wrote in Message
>> id: <rPSdncNtQP2...@adelphia.com>:
>>
>>>In article <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>, spooge
>>><spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>> Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>>>> news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>>>>
>>>> > On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote
>>>> > in Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>>>> >
>>>> >>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this all
>>>> >>much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now because
>>>> >>the truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at the bottom
>>>> >>of the Usenet food chain.
>>>> >
>>>> > "We meant to suck."
>>>>
>>>> And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>>>
>>>"Clearly, quotation marks mean nothing to you."
>>
>> Don't do that. Spooge hates it when you use his own words against him.
>
>'"Fuck off, sycophant."'
Since you probably don't own a dictionary, do you need a link to an online
one?
>Were you born as stupid as you are now, or did your mother try
>unsuccessfully to smother you?
Are you still molesting your children, or did the wife finally pack up the
kids and leave you?
Dave Williams
: No, you haven't. He really is a crashing bore, along with just about
Pot. Kettle. Black.
You tedious fucking idiot.
Dave
--
Dave Williams
da...@clues.com
Lionel
<slrnd65hc...@nntp.petitmorte.net>, PJR <p...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
said:
>On Saturday 16 April 2005, spooge wrote in alt.usenet.kooks:
>
>> jue...@jeorge.jng wrote in
>> news:qo8061pr8i9clsr15...@4ax.com:
>>
>> I've re-added AUK, because Peter won't see your post if it is only
>> in alt.flame. You'll want to include AUK in future posts to him.
>
>Or wait till the end of the year, when I subscribe in order to enjoy
>the annual antics associated with the alt.flame awards.
>
>>> On Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:57:05 +0100, PJR <p...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Friday 15 April 2005, Papa Hadrianus Septimus wrote in
>>>>alt.usenet.kooks:
>>>
>>>>> We had glory?
>>>>
>>>>You sold it in exchange for a two-for-one special offer on
>>>>Sibelius's ljutefjisk cjantatas.
>>>>
>>>>Now, where did Jamie go?...
>>>>
>>>>PJ "the nice thing about intentional lameness is that it sometimes
>>>>throws up a useful word like 'Finnboi'. I bet somebody will spoil
>>>>the fun by pointing out that it's been used before" R :-)
>>>
>>> Peter - I'd hoped you would show up.
>
>Was it becoming boring in alt.flame with only Snuh threads to read?
>
>>> As a newbie, how did you decide to join the AUK brigade?
>
>I needed it on my CV in order to qualify as a Stalking MHP and Doctor
>of Harassology.
>
>>> I found it surprising that you were able to conscript the "Vote
>>> Wrangler" title with such ease.
>
>Your admiration is graciously accepted.
>
>>> Do you find it difficult to be taken seriously in your
>>> aforementioned role when you are so obviously personally embroiled
>>> in all the flame threads?
>
>No.
>
>I'm glad to have been able to help.
>
>> Hmmm, "embroiled"? D'ya really think that? Peter is usually the
>> voice of reason and humor rather than a combatant.
>
>Thank you, spooge. The beer is on its way.
>
>> And, contrary to what certain elements repeat ad-nausem, AUK is, and
>> always has been, a flame group, so participation in AUK requires
>> involvement in flame threads.
>
>They used to have flame threads in alt.flame too, I've been told.
I'm pretty sure that's an urban legend.
Avoid normal situations.
> Avoid normal situations. <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> : No, you haven't. He really is a crashing bore, along with just about
> : everyone and everything in a.u.k.
> Pot. Kettle. Black.
> You tedious fucking idiot.
Fuckhead.
Dave Williams
: > Avoid normal situations. <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
: > : No, you haven't. He really is a crashing bore, along with just about
: > : everyone and everything in a.u.k.
: > Pot. Kettle. Black.
: > You tedious fucking idiot.
: Fuckhead.
Jesus - it's like talking to a baboon's anus - but less aesthetically
pleasing.
Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
> Avoid normal situations. <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
[ party like it's 1993 ]
> : > You tedious fucking idiot.
> : Fuckhead.
> Jesus - it's like talking to a baboon's anus - but less aesthetically
> pleasing.
Your tone bespeaks such intimacy with such zoological detail. No wonder you
started telling people you're a fag -- for you, it's a step up.
> Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I want my own fucking country." -- Robert Vesco
Dave Williams
: started telling people you're a fag -- for you, it's a step up.
Well, y'know, it's not so much zooalogical detail as "Stain's face"
vs. TV pictures of a baboon's anus. I know you folks don't go in
for documentaries so much as you do for FOX newss, but hey...
As for me being a fag, well, unlike you I just don't like Bush.
: > Fuckhead.
: Fuckhead.
Avoid normal situations.
> Avoid normal situations. <byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> : Your tone bespeaks such intimacy with such zoological detail. No wonder you
> : started telling people you're a fag -- for you, it's a step up.
> Well, y'know, it's not so much zooalogical detail as "Stain's face"
> vs. TV pictures of a baboon's anus.
You mean you actually *watch* *television*?
> I know you folks don't go in
> for documentaries so much as you do for FOX newss, but hey...
Some of us go in for spellcheckers as well.
> As for me being a fag, well, unlike you I just don't like Bush.
We've a lengthy tradition of fuckwits being boosted up way above their
station because they make ample puppets for the boys in the smoke-filled
room (cf. Harding, Warren). Never mind the falldowns in foreign and
domestic policy alike, we've gotta <Southern accent> re-elect Bush for
God, Guns, an' to keep the Gay Fageets from marryin'! </Southern accent>
(Actually, more like "finally elect" him, but there you go.) Given the
preponderance of Republicans in high office lately and their expert
manipulation of the teeming hordes of franchised fuckheads, I suggest
you stay on your side of the pond before fag-shooting is legalized, if
not made outright compulsory.
I don't think this country has been this divided since the Civil War.
I actually know people who want to move to escape the insane California
real estate prices, but "if it's to a red state, forget it".
> : > Fuckhead.
> : Fuckhead.
Ofishul Snuhturd Spokesbunny
> On 22 Apr 2005 03:13:57 GMT, in
> <Xns963FE19E8602Bs...@207.14.113.17>, Pimp Juice Newton
> You've been banned from there for /that/ long, eh?
Drooler.
>>Get a hobby, homeboy.
>
> <Jasiepoo> Snuh </Jasiepoo>
It's good to see you branching out with your snuhformance art.
andy
Papa Hadrianus Septimus wrote:
> Dear readers, have you ever noticed how closely alt.usenet.kooks
> resembles The Get Along Gang of cartoon fame? I sure have. In fact,
> while reading profiles of Get Along Gang members featured on
> <http://www.geocities.com/zipkitten82/profiles.html>, I realized
> that nearly every Get Along Gangster has an eerily similar kook
> hunting counterpart!
>
> Observe:
You make it too complicated. The long and short of it is that
the AUK hierarchy is mutually re enforcing. I noticed this when
I had my last encounter with AUK in late 2002. The circle the
wagons mentality was extremely obvious when I had arguably
border line nuts invading my own personal business.
I am certain that the more reflective AUK members, including
Kali and the other psychologists thought that there was something
amiss when the commentary drifted to my own very private business.
But there was not enough spunk in the bunch of reflective posters
there to say "Hey, wait a minute? Isn't this going out of bounds?".
That in a nutshell is what is wrong with AUK. Until there is a set
of guidelines where someone with some sort of IQ can blow the whistle
if enthusiasm spills into stalking, the entire AUK concept is going
to be pitched to the lowest common denominator , with adrenaline and
a dare mentality substitute for actual investigations into genuine
net abuse.
The commentary offered in this thread is funny, but the problem is
very real, as I found out over two years ago.
Andrew Beckwith, PhD
>
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> Montgomery "Good News" Moose = Peter J "Peter J Ross" Ross
> ------------------------------------------------------------
> The leader.
>
> The vote taker.
>
> Tall, awkward, prone to getting his antlers stuck in low-hanging
> trees.
>
> No low-hanging trees on Usenet, happily.
>
> Patient, good natured sort...
>
> Uses smileys a lot, the bastard.
>
> always ready to try again when the first attempt fails.
> Scientific type...likes to tinker.
>
> Runs the kook awards month after month. Keeps messing about with the
> categories.
>
>
> ---------------------
> Dottie Dog = Lionel
> ---------------------
> The cheerleader. Spirited, perky. A bit reckless and impatient at
> times. A go-getter.
>
> An exact match.
>
>
> ---------------------
> Zipper Cat = spooge
> ---------------------
> The athlete.
>
> Competes in the 400 meter gokillyourself.
>
> Pushes himself to the max. A bit overbearing. Stands up for
> himself. Tough guy who was raised in the waterfront and moved to
> the suburb of Green Meadow. Hides a good heart behind a tough
> exterior.
>
> This is all code for "Really likes to tell people to go kill
> themselves."
>
>
> -------------------------
> Woolma Lamb = Meat Plow
> -------------------------
> Somewhat self-centered and vain. A ballerina. Will stand up for
> the others when given the opportunity but often does what's best
> for herself first. Fusses over her hair and appearance a lot.
>
> Substitute "SUV and house" for "hair and appearance" and we have a
> winner.
>
>
> ----------------------------------------------
> Bingo "Be It All" Beaver = A. "Ratzy" Ratzio
> ----------------------------------------------
> Mischievous materialistic prankster.
>
> Does saying dumb stuff count as a prank?
>
> Prone to make foolish bets and to fall for crazy money-making
> schemes.
>
> Also prone to later claim that he was trolling all along.
>
> Wears overalls with knee patches, perhaps coming from a
> low-income household and trying hard to look good to his
> middle-class friends.
>
> Newbie. Tries desperately to fit in.
>
> Will share with the others after Zipper's prodding to "do the
> right thing".
>
> If only he had something to share...
>
>
> --------------------------------
> Portia Porcupine = K.A. Cannon
> --------------------------------
> The "baby" of the group. Youngest member. Innocent and honest
> although tends to whine and throw tantrums when things trouble
> her.
>
> I'm not sure whether Kevin is all that young.
>
>
> ----------------------
> Braker Turtle = Kali
> ----------------------
> Bespectacled, bookish.
>
> A "cognitive scientist".
>
> Runs pretty fast for a turtle.
>
> Throws pretty well for a girl.
>
> Nerdy-looking and yet hip to many things.
>
> A great big hosebeast and yet harbors feelings of superiority.
>
> Town paperboy.
>
> The paper being the Cognitive Science Monthly, natch.
>
>
> ------------------------------------
> Rocco Rabbit = kook hunter "Brett"
> ------------------------------------
> Former bully.
>
> He tried, but it didn't work.
>
> Likes to play playful pranks.
>
> Keeps changing his email address.
>
> Tough guy on the side of the angels...will stand up to defend the
> gang from the bad guys.
>
> That's kook hunter "Brett", alright.
>
>
> ---------------------------------
> Rudyard Lion = Dr. Flonkenstein
> ---------------------------------
> Foreign exchange student. Likes loud Hawaiian shirts and beanie
> hats.
>
> Bingo.
>
> Quiet type.
>
> We wish.
>
>
> ------------------------------------
> Lolly Squirrel = Cujo DeSockpuppet
> ------------------------------------
> Daughter of the town candy manufacturer. Raised in an
> upper-middle-class environment. Carries a purse and wears a pink
> beret. Somewhat of a tattletale but gets along well with the
> others.
>
> This really is uncanny.
>
> --
> Catchum <as...@despammed.com>
> "WE DECLARE AND WILL WAGE TOTAL WAR ON THE UNGODLY COMMUNIST REGIME
> IN NEW YORK AND YOUR LEGASLATIVE - BUREAUCRATIC LACKEY'S IN
> WASHINGTON." -- Army of God
spooge
news:Xns963FE19E8602Bs...@207.14.113.17:
Oh, the irony...
>> Brawl Hall is still off-line I see.
>
> Wowsers! How often do you check? I never noticed it was down in the
> first place.
Never been there, Jason. Unlike you.
I know it's down when you're spending many hours every day getting bitch-
slapped on Usenet.
> Get a hobby, homeboy.
Oh the irony.
Lessee... Jason spent the week posting to Usenet while John was playing in
a hockey tournament.
What was that about "IKYABWAI flames", Jason?
--
The power alone stored in my little hand
Could melt the Eiffel Tower
Turn the Sphinx into sand
spooge
> On 21 Apr 2005 05:26:08 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote in
> Message id: <Xns963EE424DA9...@petitmorte.net>:
>
>>Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>>news:96sc61lqfg9a3eltc...@4ax.com:
>>
>>> On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 04:46:27 GMT j...@untool.net (jet) wrote in
>>> Message id: <rPSdncNtQP2...@adelphia.com>:
>>>
>>>>In article <Xns963CDAA1AB6...@petitmorte.net>, spooge
>>>><spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote:
>>>>> Missing Person <li...@myballs.cum> wrote in
>>>>> news:tu47619v3pntvuvfi...@4ax.com:
>>>>>
>>>>> > On 16 Apr 2005 21:12:23 GMT spooge <spo...@petitmorte.net> wrote
>>>>> > in Message id: <Xns963A9079F9C...@petitmorte.net>:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>The whole purpose of AUK places it (those of you who take this
>>>>> >>all much too seriously may want to avert your eyes right now
>>>>> >>because the truth is about to be revealed...) purposefully at
>>>>> >>the bottom of the Usenet food chain.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > "We meant to suck."
>>>>>
>>>>> And you do a pretty fine job of it, too.
>>>>
>>>>"Clearly, quotation marks mean nothing to you."
>>>
>>> Don't do that. Spooge hates it when you use his own words against
>>> him.
>>
>>'"Fuck off, sycophant."'
>
> Since you probably don't own a dictionary, do you need a link to an
> online one?
Those are your words. Nice auto-flame, dipshit.
>>Were you born as stupid as you are now, or did your mother try
>>unsuccessfully to smother you?
>
> Are you still molesting your children, or did the wife finally pack up
> the kids and leave you?
My condolences on the loss of your last brain cell.