Re: Moving Right Along
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Onideus Mad Hatter <use...@backwater-productions.net> pinched out a
>steaming pile of news:o1lce5lsngfo78ppe...@4ax.com:
>
>> On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:08:28 -0600, ?? <snuh...@yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
>>>>
>>>BZZZZZZZZZT NO CARRIER...
>>>
>>>Better get that 300 baud motorola fixed, d00fus.
>>>
>>>^_^
>>
>> You see how he always tries to avoid questions about his living
>> situation...fact of the matter is the dipshit is scared to death. I
>> mean his temperamental old cow of a mother isn't exactly gettin any
>> younger and when she finally seizes up and keels over from the
>> incredible shame of having such a pathetic, dead end
>> son...yeah...yer pretty much fucked then, ain'tcha mama's boi? LOL
>>
>
>Your fantasies about my mom are noted, k00k.
...so you're taking notes about sexual fantasies involving yer
mother...wow...just...WOW! Boy you just fumbled right on into that
one, didn'tcha? That stupid 'ol train just kept runnin over ya,
didn't it? LOL
Autoflame Grade: A+
>Now get back to your lucrative position as Head Cart Pusher at
>MallWart.
>
>^_^
The sad thing here is that even if such a position existed...it would
still be light years beyond your current level of self-respect and
dignity (or lack thereof). Hell the retarded guy who's paid to stand
out on the street corner holding an advertising sign for the local
Little Caesars has got more merit and distinction than you could ever
even dream of having, what with how you're so incredibly pathetic
you're still living at home with yer mommy at the age of FORTY and
having her support you whilst you make home made fursuits and draw
homosexual furry porn. *snicker* Really it doesn't get any more
pathetic than that.
Oh, speaking of which, yer next on my list. It occurred to me that
you're pretty much just as kooky as Megan is:
: http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/_Deviant_Art/Megan_Squiers/
...so I figured I should go ahead and make a spoof site for you too.
LOL, it's gonna be *REALLY* funny! ^__^
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>
> ...so I figured I should go ahead and make a spoof site for you too.
> LOL, it's gonna be *REALLY* funny! ^__^
>
Nice text wall.
your boredom and ample time are noted.
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