American arseholes
Daran Joshi
do you think about that, please let me know. You hyped up twats.
Irish Redneck
Joshi) wrote:
> C'mon you yankee doodle dipshits, I hate you, all English people do. What
> do you think about that, please let me know. You hyped up twats.
We're sorry, if we've offended you. We're only hyped up because we don't
live in England. Now have some tea and biscuits, watch some ITN, and go
back to sleep.
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Patrick Bell
|> C'mon you yankee doodle dipshits, I hate you, all English people do. What
|> do you think about that, please let me know. You hyped up twats.
What kind of a dorky name is Daran? Hate us all you want, you bucktoothed
dingleberry on slutLady Di's hemorrhoid covered butthole. You're just *still*
pissed that you lost the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago because it
began the decline of your empirical racist society run by the ugliest inbred
vapid lousyfucks known. You get through your precious elitist public schools
by sucking each other's dicks all the while pretending that you don't. Even
your best export machinery -- cars, suck in comparison to the junk built over
here. WWII showed you to be a bunch of pansies that needed the U.S. to bail
you and the rest of Europe out. Choke on my yankee doodle dick motherfucker.
[Hee, hee! How's that?]
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Robert C.Haushalter
>In article <2epk1p$n...@mercury.king.ac.uk>, cs_...@king.ac.uk (Daran Joshi) writes:
>|> C'mon you yankee doodle dipshits, I hate you, all English people do. What
>|> do you think about that, please let me know. You hyped up twats.
>
>What kind of a dorky name is Daran? Hate us all you want, you bucktoothed
>dingleberry on slutLady Di's hemorrhoid covered butthole. You're just *still*
>pissed that you lost the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago because it
It wasn't a revolutionary war but a war of independence. The french had
a revolution (ie a people throwing out their own = revolution) whereas
we had a war of independence = threw out foreigners (brits)
Get it sorted (tm) K. Walsh
>began the decline of your empirical racist society run by the ugliest inbred
>vapid lousyfucks known. You get through your precious elitist public schools
>by sucking each other's dicks all the while pretending that you don't. Even
>your best export machinery -- cars, suck in comparison to the junk built over
>here. WWII showed you to be a bunch of pansies that needed the U.S. to bail
>you and the rest of Europe out. Choke on my yankee doodle dick motherfucker.
>
>[Hee, hee! How's that?]
>
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Dave Williams
: It wasn't a revolutionary war but a war of independence. The french had
: a revolution (ie a people throwing out their own = revolution) whereas
: we had a war of independence = threw out foreigners (brits)
Ahem - I hate to burst your nationalistic bubble, Boob, but to
inject a note of pedantry into your 'thread', you were actually
British colonists (and therefore British) until your little
squabble was won - at the time at which the so-called war
commenced, therefore, the colonists were actually revolting
against "the crown", hence the term 'revolution' is perfectly
valid.
Get it sorted. 'Nuff said.
(Tm),(c) 1993 Kevin Walsh -1 'O' Level, grade 'B' in Computing.
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Bob Haushalter
>Robert C.Haushalter (haus...@research.nj.nec.com) wrote:
>: It wasn't a revolutionary war but a war of independence. The french had
>: a revolution (ie a people throwing out their own = revolution) whereas
>: we had a war of independence = threw out foreigners (brits)
>
>Ahem - I hate to burst your nationalistic bubble, Boob, but to
>inject a note of pedantry into your 'thread',
Like I injected machine-gun bursts of gleet across the fetid gums of
that bloated Yorkshire slut, your Mum?
>you were actually
>British colonists (and therefore British) until your little
>squabble was won
The incorrectness of your grotesquely twisted view of reality is only
exceeded by the shear gall of a limey pretending to know his ass from a
hole in the ground, let alone any details of American history save the
half-truths and bold face lies rammed down your gullet by the woefully
inadequate child-molesting teachers you had - and would be laughable if
it weren't so emabarassingly pathetic. Have no vestige of shame left??
But the key word, dickcheese, is won. Feh.
- at the time at which the so-called war
#########
MWAAAHAAAHAAAHAA!
>commenced, therefore, the colonists were actually revolting
colonists = already Americans, spoogebrain
>against "the crown", hence the term 'revolution' is perfectly
>valid.
We wiped our collective, shit-encrusted asshole on the crown and the
English people wherever they may be from the whorehouses of LOndon to
the haggis-eating miscreants of Yorkshire.
>Get it sorted. 'Nuff said.
Face reality, pink boy.
Avoid normal situations.
: You're just *still*
: pissed that you lost the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago because it
: began the decline of your empirical racist society run by the ugliest inbred
: vapid lousyfucks known.
Oh, *God*, how I wish I lived in an empirical society! Please!
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Carey Gagnon
In a previous article, masc...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Avoid normal situations.) says:
>Patrick Bell (p...@meaddata.com) wrote:
>
>: You're just *still*
>: pissed that you lost the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago because it
>: began the decline of your empirical racist society run by the ugliest inbred
>: vapid lousyfucks known.
>
> Oh, *God*, how I wish I lived in an empirical society! Please!
>
> The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
>
You do.
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Injun Joe
Avoid normal situations.
: masc...@ucssun1.sdsu.edu (Avoid normal situations.) says:
: >Patrick Bell (p...@meaddata.com) wrote:
: >
: >: You're just *still*
: >: pissed that you lost the Revolutionary War over 200 years ago because it
: >: began the decline of your empirical racist society run by the
: >: ugliest inbred vapid lousyfucks known.
: >
: > Oh, *God*, how I wish I lived in an empirical society! Please!
: >
: > The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
: You do.
He didn't get it.
The Stainless Steel Moviegoer
Dave Williams
: In article <16956-7...@m3.herts.ac.uk>
: Dave Williams <D.Wil...@herts.ac.uk> writes:
: >Ahem - I hate to burst your nationalistic bubble, Boob, but to
: >inject a note of pedantry into your 'thread',
: Like I injected machine-gun bursts of gleet across the fetid gums of
: that bloated Yorkshire slut, your Mum?
Bob, there's no need to fictionalize - it's patently obvious that
you feel you have to bolster your waning image among the net.community
by posting details of your 'sexual exploits' - the problem, Blob,
is that it's well known that you've effectively been a
neuter since that accident back in '88 with the Chevy exhaust
and the box of overripe bananas...
: Face reality, pink boy.
Face reality yourself, you cryst-ridden myopic little
dickcheese - America used to be a *British Colony* -
until it achieved independance, there could be no
*American colony* - your claim that America was an American colony
would be a particularly stupid piece of nationalistic garbage
even by your standards, were it not so pathetically laughable.
Face it, Blob - America was a British colony until after
achieving independance - therefore whilst fighting the war
of Independance the colonists were revolting against the
crown.
Or did achieving independance instill in Americans the desire
to believe in a nationalistically distorted reality rather than
having to work up the guts to face the facts?
Mark Vieselmeyer
: : You do.
Or maybe you didn't.
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"When you respond to one of their posts,
it also goes to alt.flame. We should
probably avoid this." - St. Bob
Robert C.Haushalter
>Bob Haushalter (haus...@research.nj.nec.com) wrote:
>: In article <16956-7...@m3.herts.ac.uk>
>: Dave Williams <D.Wil...@herts.ac.uk> writes:
>: >Ahem - I hate to burst your nationalistic bubble, Boob, but to
>: >inject a note of pedantry into your 'thread',
>
>: Like I injected machine-gun bursts of gleet across the fetid gums of
>: that bloated Yorkshire slut, your Mum?
>
>Bob, there's no need to fictionalize - it's patently obvious that
>you feel you have to bolster your waning image among the net.community
>by posting details of your 'sexual exploits' - the problem, Blob,
>is that it's well known that you've effectively been a
>neuter since that accident back in '88 with the Chevy exhaust
>and the box of overripe bananas...
Well, presumably we may safely assume that you performed one of your
well-know, liberal, cowardly editing jobs because you were left
jabbering and drooling at the last round unable to muster even the most
insignificant and feeble retort. This is further proof of your
total inability to coherently follow a thread beyond the first sentence.
This is probably due to both your personal spinelessness as well as the
defective genetic material inherited from the ancient line of inbred
yammering Yorkshire yahoos that have polluted the moors since time
immemorial.
As far as my standing in the net.community, it doesn't really register
on my rat's ass-o-meter. My job is to keep Limey trash such as yourself
fully in line.
As far as your essentially incomprehensible chevy/bananna fantasy goes -
it could only come from prior experience.
>: Face reality, pink boy.
>
>Face reality yourself, you cryst-ridden myopic little
>dickcheese -
Cryst ridden? It's the glue again isn't it, Dave?
> America used to be a *British Colony* -
>until it achieved independance, there could be no
>*American colony* - your claim that America was an American colony
>would be a particularly stupid piece of nationalistic garbage
>even by your standards, were it not so pathetically laughable.
Holy shit! This is a lowly limey stunt even by your nonexistent
standards. Those were the words I used in the previous iteration of the
thread. If you wouldn't edit the entire post away, you wouldn't embarass
yourself so completely anf thoroly every time you post.
And Mr. Darcy, I didn't use the words "American colony".
But remember the main point: we sent your limey asses packing across the
Atlantic - twice.
Feh.
>Face it, Blob - America was a British colony until after
>achieving independance - therefore whilst fighting the war
>of Independance the colonists were revolting against the
>crown.
Were we colonists during your second shellacing aka the war of 1812?
>Or did achieving independance instill in Americans the desire
>to believe in a nationalistically distorted reality rather than
>having to work up the guts to face the facts?
The guts to face the fact that we won?
Followups not directed to alt.revisionism.
Richard W. Ross
article:<2eso4o$n...@meaddata.meaddata.com> writes:
> Even your best export machinery -- cars, suck in comparison to the junk
> built over here
Oh cut it out with your elitist bullshit!! If you looked around once in a
while you would realise that your car industry is being absolutley hammered by
the Japanese & the Germans. Nobody would buy an overpriced US piece of shit
when they have a cheaper, better alternative. Out of all the countries in the
world, I would have to say that America is in the deepest financial shit since
the Great Depression. As for the English, they can boot off as well. Once you
break past the crust of the upper class, what do you have? A pack of soccer
hooligans that drink warm beer & kill babies at age eight while saing God Save
The Queen.
> WWII showed you to be a bunch of pansies that needed the U.S. to bail
> you and the rest of Europe out.
If you take a closer look at the History books, it was the Americans that were
a hair's breadth from losing the war in the pacific until the atom bomb came
around, and as for your help in Europe, it was more of a hinderance than a
help.
Remember Vietnam? The Marines were scared of the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong were scared of the Australian Green Berets. So Suck on that both of you.
Coming from a country that counts - AUSTRALIA
RIK
rik...@macontent.apana.org.au,Internet
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Patrick Bell
|> Patrick Bell,p...@meaddata.com,Internet in
|> article:<2eso4o$n...@meaddata.meaddata.com> writes:
|>
|> > Even your best export machinery -- cars, suck in comparison to the junk
|> > built over here
|>
|> Oh cut it out with your elitist bullshit!! If you looked around once in a
|> while you would realise that your car industry is being absolutley hammered by
|> the Japanese & the Germans. Nobody would buy an overpriced US piece of shit
Oh, and the Mercury (Ford) Capri, that Aussie built bucket of rattles is soooo
well built that here there was a recall to replace the convertable roofs on
just about all of them because the poorly assembled roof supports where tearing
through the vinyl roofs. The Austrailians aren't known for *anything*.
|> when they have a cheaper, better alternative. Out of all the countries in the
|> world, I would have to say that America is in the deepest financial shit since
|> the Great Depression. As for the English, they can boot off as well. Once you
|> break past the crust of the upper class, what do you have? A pack of soccer
|> hooligans that drink warm beer & kill babies at age eight while saing God Save
|> The Queen.
|>
|> > WWII showed you to be a bunch of pansies that needed the U.S. to bail
|> > you and the rest of Europe out.
|>
|> If you take a closer look at the History books, it was the Americans that were
|> a hair's breadth from losing the war in the pacific until the atom bomb came
|> around, and as for your help in Europe, it was more of a hinderance than a
|> help.
|>
|> Remember Vietnam? The Marines were scared of the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong were scared of the Australian Green Berets. So Suck on that both of you.
Yeah, they had heard about what you dolts down under do to the sheep.
|>
|> Coming from a country that counts for nothing - AUSTRALIA
|>
|> RIK
|>
|> rik...@macontent.apana.org.au,Internet
|>
|>
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rik...@mcontent.apana.org.au (Richard W. Ross) wrote:
> Patrick Bell,p...@meaddata.com,Internet in
> article:<2eso4o$n...@meaddata.meaddata.com> writes:
>
> > Even your best export machinery -- cars, suck in comparison to the junk
> > built over here
>
> Oh cut it out with your elitist bullshit!! If you looked around once in a
> while you would realise that your car industry is being absolutley hammered by
> the Japanese & the Germans. Nobody would buy an overpriced US piece of shit
> when they have a cheaper, better alternative. Out of all the countries in the
> world, I would have to say that America is in the deepest financial shit since
> the Great Depression. As for the English, they can boot off as well. Once you
> break past the crust of the upper class, what do you have? A pack of soccer
> hooligans that drink warm beer & kill babies at age eight while saing God Save
> The Queen.
>
> > WWII showed you to be a bunch of pansies that needed the U.S. to bail
> > you and the rest of Europe out.
>
> If you take a closer look at the History books, it was the Americans that were
> a hair's breadth from losing the war in the pacific until the atom bomb came
> around,
ERROR ERROR
The United States military was within a hair's breath of landing on the
Japanese beaches when the atom bomb came around. Dropping the bomb was done
to hasten the _inevitable_ outcome while losing fewer Allied lives. Wasn't
Australia within a "New Zealand's" breath of becoming a Japanese province
until the U.S. came to your rescue. How quickly they forget.
> and as for your help in Europe, it was more of a hinderance than a
> help.
I nominate this for the "Most Ridiculous Australian Statement of 1993."
>
> Remember Vietnam? The Marines were scared of the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong were scared of the Australian Green Berets. So Suck on that both of you.
Were their berets green from the Foster'sVomit(tm) being spewed into them
continuously? The most proficient weapons used by the Australians were
darts and projectile vomiting.
>
> Coming from a country that counts -
on the rest of the free world's military to bail it out-
>AUSTRALIA
>
> RIK
>
> rik...@macontent.apana.org.au,Internet
>
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BlackBeard
rik...@mcontent.apana.org.au (Richard W. Ross) wrote:
>
> Patrick Bell,p...@meaddata.com,Internet
> >
> a hair's breadth from losing the war in the pacific until the atom bomb came
> around, and as for your help in Europe, it was more of a hinderance than a
> help.
What history books are you reading sheep-fucker?? Your head is so far up
your ass you need a glass stomach to see the kangaroo's gang banging your
mother.
Try...Coral sea...lets see..Japanese heading to invade
Australia..Americans head them off and save your sorry parents asses.
Japanese army/navy driven all the way back to Nippon by the Americans...How
many Koala-fuckers participated in Saipan?? Iwo Jima??? Okinowa???
Guam???...The only useful thing Australia did was in Burma and as coast
watchers. They deserve respect. The rest didn't do shit.
The Australians_like the British boy-fuckers, Great battle stories never
seem to include any hint of victory. They just are proud when a whole lot
of them died like the british charge of the light brigade and the aussies
Gallipoli, they were too fucking stupid to do anything other than get
slaughtered.
>
> Remember Vietnam? The Marines were scared of the Viet Cong. The Viet Cong were scared of the Australian Green Berets. So Suck on that both of you.
Lets see..accuracy doesn't count in your spewing...but who trained the Aus.
Green Berets?? Who were they modeled after..hmmmmmmm.. could it be AMERICAN
GREEN BERETS????? Yes the Aussie GB were good.... but so were the SEALS and
LURPS and SPEC Forces of the American side, and Marine recon wasn't scared
of shit.
>
> Coming from a country that counts - AUSTRALIA
ONLY if they remove their shoes can they get past ten
>
> RIK=PRIK
>
>
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Hamish_...@mcontent.apana.org.au
THINK YOU ARE GODS GIFT TO MEN... FUNNY THAT.. ALL AMERICANS THINK THAT..
>> What history books are you reading sheep-fucker??
Sheep fuckers are New Zealanders ya cocksucker..
JUST TELL ME THIS MATE.. WHICH LOOSERS FUCKED UP VIETNAM ?????
Take your dick out of your brothers arse and take a good look at yourself!!
Justin Clarke
>
>Oh dear, yet another fucking American Wanker.. Have a listen to yourself.. YOU
>THINK YOU ARE GODS GIFT TO MEN... FUNNY THAT.. ALL AMERICANS THINK THAT..
>
>>> What history books are you reading sheep-fucker??
>
>Sheep fuckers are New Zealanders ya cocksucker..
>
>JUST TELL ME THIS MATE.. WHICH LOOSERS FUCKED UP VIETNAM ?????
>
>Take your dick out of your brothers arse and take a good look at yourself!!
Let us look at this typical example of "Australis Assholis". As you can see
there is a direct connection from his rear end to his mouth, unfortunately
meaning that everything he says is a load of shit. And he can't even use
the English language properly, having to resort to words such as "Fuck" and
"cocksucker". Get a life!
Patrick Bell
|> Oh dear, yet another fucking American Wanker.. Have a listen to yourself.. YOU
|> THINK YOU ARE GODS GIFT TO MEN... FUNNY THAT.. ALL AMERICANS THINK THAT..
We are!
|> >> What history books are you reading sheep-fucker??
|>
|> Sheep fuckers are New Zealanders ya cocksucker..
Yeah, yeah, like what's the difference?
|> JUST TELL ME THIS MATE.. WHICH LOOSERS FUCKED UP VIETNAM ?????
|>
|> Take your dick out of your brothers arse and take a good look at yourself!!
Can't. It's stuck in your Dad's!
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Hamish_...@mcontent.apana.org.au wrote:
>
> Oh dear, yet another fucking American Wanker.. Have a listen to yourself.. YOU
> THINK YOU ARE GODS GIFT TO MEN... FUNNY THAT.. ALL AMERICANS THINK THAT..
actually most Australian MEN and Women think that...I've been there several
times and the amazing thing was how easy it was to get laid there. The
Australian women were great!! It was easier to get laid for free there
than to buy it in the Phillipines. Wonderful women...and they liked
American men so much because Australian BOYS where all they had around.
Australian BOYS were more interested in their mates,sports,piss (beer) and
dogs than their women. SO these poor neglected beautiful ladies needed
MENS attention. Us americans were more than willing to provide it. Even
then, in bed they couldn't believe there were men who could satisfy a
woman. They described Aussie BOYS as "KOALAS"..Because they Eat,Root
(screws) and leaves. In fact she said that was the first time she came
without having to do it herself!
And of course the BOYS (men) felt that way about us too because they are
all a bunch of closet poofs. The only MEN-ONLY bars you find in the US are
for PILLOW-BITERS...of course they're all over Australia...
>
> >> What history books are you reading sheep-fucker??
>
> Sheep fuckers are New Zealanders ya cocksucker..
Sorry...Newzealander, Australian, British boy-fucker, sheepfucker...Whats
the difference?
>
> JUST TELL ME THIS MATE.. WHICH LOOSERS FUCKED UP VIETNAM ?????
^^^^^^^
Your mother and sister.. boy, TALK about loose .they gave so many of us
the clap that we didn't have enough men in the bush when we nneded
them...IN fact I heard they were both awarded medals from the North
Vietnameses Govt.
>
> Take your dick out of your brothers arse and take a good look at yourself!!
OH my god!!! you're right, why, if we had kept doing that we might have
created another AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!
But now the head of my dick looks kinda like a map of australia,,yea, I
can see melbourne right there....................
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Child molesters
Rapists
Homosexuals
Simpletons
Petty thieves
What England sent to Australia...New Australian National Moto
...........Australia...the land of the double-y chromosones........
dgm...@utarlg.uta.edu
[nonsense deleted]
>>> What history books are you reading sheep-fucker??
>
>Sheep fuckers are New Zealanders ya cocksucker..
>
So I suppose Aussies are wallaby-fuckers?
>JUST TELL ME THIS MATE.. WHICH LOOSERS FUCKED UP VIETNAM ?????
>
John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, and their liberal Congress.
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