Re: February 2013 Usenet Kook Awards.

[Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler]

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <fn...@databasix.com> wrote in
news:kijbl3$bnu$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com:

Poll closes in 1.48 hours.

>
> Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2013 Usenet Kook
> Awards.
>
> Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked, burnt,
> shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's
> discretion if:
> * you are a previous winner of Kook of the Month or the Bobo Award
> * you are a resident of the Galactic Killfile
> * you attempt to vote twice
> * you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
> * you vote for or against yourself
> * you vote in a thread other than this one
> * you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
> * you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
> * you have officially been declared non-existent Crossposting the
> complete, unaltered ballot is permitted.
> Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.
>
> NOTE TO NEW VOTERS:
>
> It is permissible to abstain in a category. If you are unfamiliar
with
> the nominee, it is best to abstain, rather than vote "no"
>
> If you are unfamiliar with a particular award, descriptions can be
found
> here for AUK awards:
> http://fnvw.databasix.com/ and here:
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/auk-awards-descriptions.html
>
> Descriptions of the AFA-B Awards In Exile are here:
> http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/afa-b-awards-in-exile.html
>
> We will be discussing what to do with the AFA-B Awards in the next
> cycle.
>
> Let the voting begin
>
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>
> Award: 72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
>
> # BEcause of the circumstances, I'm going to ask for yes/no on this
one
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
> Nominee: BEI Design for training Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog-Whistle Award
> Nominee: Ottawa Three Plus for training Richard Morton Scoville
> Vote Yes or No
> # Because I can
>
> Award: Bobo Award
> Nominee: Nageda
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Cleopatra Award
> Nominee: Nadegda
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Clueless Newbie of the Month
> Nominee: Paul Derbyshire
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Coward of the month
> Nominee: DAVE TV
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Emmet Gulley "Obsesso" Award.
> Nominee: Mark "Polish Knight" Sobolewski's
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Foam Duck Award
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Golden Killfile
> Nominee: fakey-fnvw-cabal collective mess
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Hammer of Thor
> Nominee: Bit Rot
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Kook of the Month
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Nominee: fakey-fnvw-cabal collective mess
> Vote for one
>
> Award: Loony Maroon Award
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote yes or No
>
> Award: Pathetic Anal Pineapple Award
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Tar & Feathers Award
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Unabomber Surprise
> Nominee: Andrew J. Stephens
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Victor Von Frankenstein Award
> Nominee: Brad Guth <brad...@gmail.com>
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Village Pump Award
> Nominee: Richard Morton Scoville
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Award: Ed Conrad Memorial "Brain of Stone" Award
> Nominee: Paul Derbyshire
> Vote Yes or No
>
> Office of Village Idiot
> Incumbent: Greg Hall
>
> Gee, Greg. Sorry.
>
> #
> # Note to those brave men and women known as the Ottawa Three Plus:
> # At this very moment, a new award is being forged at the
> # Cabal Ironworks (tinci) and will be presented at the next ballot
> #
>
> All Hail Fluffy
>



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