First word about the 1999 alt.flame Awards
Avoid normal situations.
of 1999.
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Menjy
> I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original Troll
>of 1999.
Can't remember where I read that, nor who wrote it, but it was pretty damn
funny.
Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
Plenty of scope to let the imagination run wild, there.
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Suzieflame
'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
> >Troll of 1999.
I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
> Can't remember where I read that, nor who wrote it, but it was pretty
> damn funny.
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Subject: Sandra Bullock + Britney + Jenna Elfman fart on a giant cake
Date: 28 Oct 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Ever since the beginning of my puberty I had a thing for cake farting.
The superb vision for me is to watch Sandra Bullock and Jenna Elfman at
a lounge with a birthday cake on the floor. Jenna and Sandra hike down
their pants, turn their bare butts at the cake from approximately 2
inches each one from different side , then simultaneously "beat the
drum" on the cake, trying to blow the candles, as if attempting to
compete each against the other when it comes to smell, rancidity,
loudness and how long the fart lasts. And they release their intestinal
methane gas until the room is increasingly rendered unbearable to stay
in. Then Britney Spears, who eyewitnesses the train of events, tries to
rip but instead she accidentally stools a giant smelly turd on the
icing of the cake. Well, the farts not only didn't blow the candles,
but also catch fire (an innovatice way to burn farts) - and Britney
wiped her soiled anus on the rest of the cake.
> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
> worst dress-sense".
Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
Suzie
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FJ
> I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>Troll of 1999.
Seconded.
Aside to Menjy: Would you consider splitting the "Best Troll Award" into two
categories?
One for "Most Original Troll", like the one Stain just nominated and one for
"Best Sting" against an individual poster.
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Menjy
>Avoid normal situations wrote:
>Aside to Menjy: Would you consider splitting the "Best Troll Award" into two
>categories?
>One for "Most Original Troll", like the one Stain just nominated and one for
>"Best Sting" against an individual poster.
There *isn't* a "best troll" award, actually. Maybe we should have one.
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Menjy
>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>
>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>> >Troll of 1999.
>
Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
>> worst dress-sense".
>
>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
Jules" it is, then.
Any more?
Jules
>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>>
>>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>>> >Troll of 1999.
>>
>>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
>
>Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
>
>>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
>>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
>>> worst dress-sense".
>>
>>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
>>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
>
>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
>Jules" it is, then.
You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
Menjy?
I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
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Menjy
>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
>>Jules" it is, then.
>
>You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>Menjy?
Umm, not yet, but I'm sure I'm about to see some...
>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>labels
Ker-fuckin'-SPLAT, matey.
YHBT. HAND. M.
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Medical Catastrophe
wrote:
>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>
>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>>>
>>>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>>>> >Troll of 1999.
>>>
>>>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
>>
>>Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
>>
>>>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
>>>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
>>>> worst dress-sense".
>>>
>>>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
>>>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
>>
>>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
>>Jules" it is, then.
>
>You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>Menjy?
>
>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
St. Michael and Poundstretcher, perhaps?
>m>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! [mhm23x23]
>e>>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!222!!!!!!!222!!!!!! [Smeeter 30]
>o>>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!333!!!!!!!333!!!!!!!!!!!!! [T253]
>w>>>>>>>>>>MEDICAL CATASTROPHE!!!!!!444!!!!!!!444!!!!!!!!! [KotAGoR V]
Jules
>Jules autoflamed magnificently:
>>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>>>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
>>>Jules" it is, then.
>>
>>You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>>Menjy?
>
>Umm, not yet, but I'm sure I'm about to see some...
>
>>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>>labels
>
>Ker-fuckin'-SPLAT, matey.
>
>YHBT. HAND. M.
<cough>
Could be worse. At least my buddy Hogarth the culture vulture isn't
within earshot...
Jules
>On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:52:55 GMT, Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk (Jules)
>wrote:
>
>>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>
>>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>>>>> >Troll of 1999.
>>>>
>>>>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
>>>
>>>Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
>>>
>>>>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
>>>>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
>>>>> worst dress-sense".
>>>>
>>>>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
>>>>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
>>>
>>>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
>>>Jules" it is, then.
>>
>>You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>>Menjy?
>>
>>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>>labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
>St.Michael and Poundstretcher, perhaps?
OTOH, Perhaps not, Remedial.
I've heard rumours you're often seen in the corderoy section of
Millets though, which I'm sure you'll vehemently deny.
Menjy
>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>Jules autoflamed magnificently:
>>>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>>>labels
>>
>>Ker-fuckin'-SPLAT, matey.
>>
>>YHBT. HAND. M.
>
><cough>
>
>Could be worse. At least my buddy Hogarth the culture vulture isn't
>within earshot...
For heaven's sake, Jules. You get trolled and take it with good grace?
I thought you were trying for 'fuckhead of the year'?
Jesus H Christ! They don't make fuckheads like they used to.
Jules
>Jules wrote:
>>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>>Jules autoflamed magnificently:
>>>>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>>>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>>>>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>>>>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>>>>labels
>>>
>>>Ker-fuckin'-SPLAT, matey.
>>>
>>>YHBT. HAND. M.
>>
>><cough>
>>
>>Could be worse. At least my buddy Hogarth the culture vulture isn't
>>within earshot...
>
>For heaven's sake, Jules. You get trolled and take it with good grace?
I've got other things on my mind. Like talk.bizarre, Fuckheads filling
up my inbox.
>I thought you were trying for 'fuckhead of the year'?
I'm planning a very late surge.
>Jesus H Christ! They don't make fuckheads like they used to.
I must be getting old.
Suzieflame
Jules schrieb:
> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
Trouble is Julesy, it's just the labels. You didn't manage to steal the complete
garments.
Suzie
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Will Acheson
<Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original Troll
> >of 1999.
>
> Can't remember where I read that, nor who wrote it, but it was pretty damn
> funny.
>
> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
> ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
> Plenty of scope to let the imagination run wild, there.
I recommend the Brian Pickrell Lifetime Achievement Award. For a poster
who just plain sucks.
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that's ever happened to alt.flame. I plan on voting her #1 on all of
the various Best-of ballots.
Archie Leach
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Jules schrieb:
> I must be getting old.
_MORE_ hair loss, Julesy?
Suzie
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>
> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original Troll
> >of 1999.
>
> Can't remember where I read that, nor who wrote it, but it was pretty damn
> funny.
>
I don't consider it an original troll, how about wierdest troll?
> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
> ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
> Plenty of scope to let the imagination run wild, there.
alt.flame poster you'd least like to see on an album cover
alt.flame poster you'd most like to urinate on
alt.flame poster with the least common sense
Kerro
>
> Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>
> >Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
> >>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
[...]
> You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
> Menjy?
>
> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
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Menjy
>You're all still fuckheads. Except for Zee. Zee is the greatest thing
>that's ever happened to alt.flame. I plan on voting her #1 on all of
>the various Best-of ballots.
So do I. Hey, where's my virtual niece gone? I hope to God she hasn't run off
with that smjooth-tjalking bastard Van Kessel.
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Menjy
>Jules wrote:
>> Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>> >Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>> >>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>> >>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
[...]
>> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
>I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
>singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
And what an exciting end to the "alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense"
handicap chase! As we go into the final straight, they're neck and neck...
Suzieflame
> I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
> singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
Sex God.
Suzie
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Bufford L. Hatchett
>
> 'Menjy' wrote:
> >
> > Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >
alt.flame poster most likely to go postal IRL
alt.flame poster most often netcopped
alt.flame poster who is the biggest netcop
Just tryin' to help,
Bufford L. Hatchett
Suzieflame
Belinda schrieb:
> In article <jVUpOPuismPsCt...@4ax.com>, 'Menjy'
> <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>
> >Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >
> >> I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original Troll
> >>of 1999.
> >
> >Can't remember where I read that, nor who wrote it, but it was pretty damn
> >funny.
> >
> >Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
> >ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
> >Plenty of scope to let the imagination run wild, there.
>
> Most Unwelcome Comeback. (Inspired by Hannigan, of course.)
Man with Most Sock Puppets (Inspired by Gary "Glitter" Burnore)
Suzie
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Avoid normal situations.
: By Archie Leach wrote:
[..]
:>You're all still fuckheads. Except for Zee. Zee is the greatest thing
:>that's ever happened to alt.flame. I plan on voting her #1 on all of
:>the various Best-of ballots.
: So do I. Hey, where's my virtual niece gone?
I spanked her smooth, firm, heart-shaped ass.
Andy
Medical Catastrophe wrote:
> On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:52:55 GMT, Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk (Jules)
> wrote:
>
> >Doofus 'Menjy' said:
> >
> >>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
> >>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> >>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
> >>>> >Troll of 1999.
> >>>
> >>>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
> >>
> >>Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
> >>
> >>>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
> >>>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
> >>>> worst dress-sense".
> >>>
> >>>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
> >>>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
> >>
> >>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either Kerro or
> >>Jules" it is, then.
> >
> >You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
> >Menjy?
> >
> >I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
> >labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
> St. Michael and Poundstretcher, perhaps?
Isn't St Michael the food part of M&S?
Andy
Tim Thorne
>Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
>ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
Nah, Chris "Columbine Hero" Carrell will win hands down. Only the
trenchcoat was missing.
What about "the alt.flame poster you'd least like your daughter to
come home with"?
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Tim Thorne
>Avoid normal situations wrote:
>
>> I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>>Troll of 1999.
>
You mean, <gasp>, not Boyd's Kehoe troll?
<guffaw>
By Archie Leach
> I recommend the Brian Pickrell Lifetime
> Achievement Award. For a poster who just
> plain sucks.
Hannigan. Ahead of quite a few other worthy candidates.
By Archie Leach
> So do I. Hey, where's my virtual niece gone? I
> hope to God she hasn't run off with that
> smjooth-tjalking bastard Van Kessel.
Maybe she took a trip up north to visit her old pal Brody Osome in
Kenya. Who knows.
Suzieflame
Tim Thorne schrieb:
> 'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> >Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >
> >Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
> >ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
>
> Nah, Chris "Columbine Hero" Carrell will win hands down. Only the
> trenchcoat was missing.
>
> What about "the alt.flame poster you'd least like your daughter to
> come home with"?
I thought you didn't care bout the awards? If so, how come you're setting up a
category you are bound to win?
Suzie
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Jules
>
>
>Jules schrieb:
>
>> I must be getting old.
>
>_MORE_ hair loss, Julesy?
I'll have you know, I've flowing locks, milady...
Jules
>
>
>Jules schrieb:
>
>> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
>Trouble is Julesy, it's just the labels. You didn't manage to steal the complete
>garments.
C'mon, Suzie. Short of mugging, The Hoagster on his exit from Ranjit's
emporium in Leytonstone for that little bag of labels he paid a score
for, how does one steal, only the labels?
Jules
>Jules wrote:
>>
>> Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>>
>> >Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>> >>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>> >>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>> You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>> Menjy?
>>
>> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
>I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
>singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
Hmmm...I'm not really up on Aussie fashion. Only what I've seen on the
TV and in the movies. Sounds, interesting but I'm not keen to make a
judgement on anything with a name like "Chesty Bond".
FJ
>"FJ" <flame...@hotmailREMOVE.com> wrote:
>>Avoid normal situations wrote:
>>
>>> I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>>>Troll of 1999.
>>
>>Seconded.
>
>You mean, <gasp>, not Boyd's Kehoe troll?
So you *can* read?! Good boy.
And KJN rules the Hook, Line and Sinker area for this year, as far as I'm
concerned.
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FJ
>'Menjy' <Me...@hahapinkkky-butt.lart.com> wrote:
>: By Archie Leach wrote:
>
> [..]
>
>:>You're all still fuckheads. Except for Zee. Zee is the greatest thing
>:>that's ever happened to alt.flame. I plan on voting her #1 on all of
>:>the various Best-of ballots.
>
>: So do I. Hey, where's my virtual niece gone?
>
> I spanked her smooth, firm, heart-shaped ass.
Heartless bastard.
--
FJ
Suzieflame
Jules schrieb:
> Doofus Suzieflame said:
>
> >
> >
> >Jules schrieb:
> >
> >> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
> >> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
> >
> >Trouble is Julesy, it's just the labels. You didn't manage to steal the complete
> >garments.
>
> C'mon, Suzie. Short of mugging, The Hoagster on his exit from Ranjit's
> emporium in Leytonstone for that little bag of labels he paid a score
> for, how does one steal, only the labels?
I'm, all Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
Suzie
--
Suzieflame
Avoid normal situations.
[..]
: Heartless bastard.
Hell, what kind of person were you expecting to meet here?
Jules
>
>
>Jules schrieb:
>
>> Doofus Suzieflame said:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Jules schrieb:
>> >
>> >> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>> >> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>> >
>> >Trouble is Julesy, it's just the labels. You didn't manage to steal the complete
>> >garments.
>>
>> C'mon, Suzie. Short of mugging, The Hoagster on his exit from Ranjit's
>> emporium in Leytonstone for that little bag of labels he paid a score
>> for, how does one steal, only the labels?
>
>I'm, all ears, Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
Well thats what I was hoping you were going to explain to me. After
all, you did imply I'd done the deed, so to speak...
Suzieflame
Jules schrieb:
> >I'm, all ears, Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
>
> Well thats what I was hoping you were going to explain to me. After
> all, you did imply I'd done the deed, so to speak...
Face facts Jules. You are theif and a bad one at that. Fancy only nicking the labels...
Suzie
--
Suzieflame
Will Acheson
hann...@fugawi.net wrote:
> On Fri, 12 Nov 1999 15:11:29 +0100, Suzieflame
> <Suzie...@hotSPAMmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >Tim Thorne schrieb:
> >
> >> 'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> >> >Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >> >
> >> >Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just
to get the
> >> >ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst
dress-sense".
> >>
> >> Nah, Chris "Columbine Hero" Carrell will win hands down. Only the
> >> trenchcoat was missing.
> >>
> >> What about "the alt.flame poster you'd least like your daughter to
> >> come home with"?
>
>
> Will, this is an easy one. Gary Burnore. This was a troll, right?
Uh.. were you talking to me?
My addition to the thread was a bit later on.
--
Will Acheson, the Virtual Gypsy (wi...@starweaver.net)
"...true, no PROOF was offered..."
-- Marty HandOnGlansAgain, in <slrnp6uv.3...@clue-store.fugawi.net>
Lee Jackson Beauregard
Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk (Drools) wrote:
>Doofus SuzieflameSpamFighter said:
>
>>
>>
>>Jules schrieb:
>>
>>> I must be getting old.
>>
>>_MORE_ hair loss, Julesy?
>
>I'll have you know, I've flowing locks, milady...
She means on your _head_, Drools, not coming out of your nose.
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Kerro
>
> Kerro schrieb:
>
> > I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
> > singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
>
That will be included in a future sig.
--
Kerro.
http://home.mira.net/~kerro/
FJ
>FJ <flame...@hotmailremove.com> wrote:
>: Avoid normal situations wrote:
>:>'Menjy' <Me...@hahapinkkky-butt.lart.com> wrote:
[...]
>:>: So do I. Hey, where's my virtual niece gone?
>:>
>:> I spanked her smooth, firm, heart-shaped ass.
>
>: Heartless bastard.
>
> Hell, what kind of person were you expecting to meet here?
*sulk*
Q. In which movie about crime, passion and programming does
Al Pacino star?
A. _C of Love_
--
FJ
Jules
>
>
>Jules schrieb:
>
>> >I'm, all ears, Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
>>
>> Well thats what I was hoping you were going to explain to me. After
>> all, you did imply I'd done the deed, so to speak...
>
>Face facts Jules.
Uh huh, what facts are you offering for examination?
>You are a thief and a bad one at that.
Proofy Woofy?
>Fancy only nicking the labels...
Who me, Proofy Woofy?
btw, Niiice group line, Suzie...
Jules
>Jules <Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> Doofus Medical Catastrophe said:
>>
>> >On Wed, 10 Nov 1999 16:52:55 GMT, Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk (Jules)
>> >wrote:
>> >
>> >>Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>> >>
>> >>>Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
>> >>>>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
>> >>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most Original
>> >>>>> >Troll of 1999.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
>> >>>
>> >>>Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
>> >>>
>> >>>>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to
>> >>>>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
>> >>>>> worst dress-sense".
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
>> >>>>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
>> >>>
>> >>>Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either
>> >>>Kerro or Jules" it is, then.
>> >>
>> >>You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
>> >>Menjy?
>> >>
>> >>I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>> >>labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>> >
>> >St.Michael and Poundstretcher, perhaps?
>>
>> OTOH, Perhaps not, Remedial.
>>
>> I've heard rumours you're often seen in the corderoy section of
>> Millets though, which I'm sure you'll vehemently deny.
>
>Yeah, well a little birdie told me you've got a crap hairstyle, so nyah.
So you're not denying this heinous accusation then?
Avoid normal situations.
: [...]
: *sulk*
: A. _C of Love_
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I like it.
--
alt.flame "that's pretty heartless, too" Special Forces
Suzieflame
Jules schrieb:
> Doofus Suzieflame said:
>
> >
> >
> >Jules schrieb:
> >
> >> >I'm, all ears, Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
> >>
> >> Well thats what I was hoping you were going to explain to me. After
> >> all, you did imply I'd done the deed, so to speak...
> >
> >Face facts Jules.
>
> Uh huh, what facts are you offering for examination?
>
You picture. .you look like a fucking thief.
>
> >You are a thief and a bad one at that.
>
> Proofy Woofy?
>
See above. I'd send you down.
> >Fancy only nicking the labels...
>
> Who me, Proofy Woofy?
>
3 years. Take him away.
> btw, Niiice group line, Suzie...
Spotted it thiefy-wiefy, but left it in. Enjoy the prison term.
Suzie
--
Suzieflame
Jules
>I see you have no reply to my expose of your godawful barnet.
No, you're supposed to rebuff *my* accusation first, *then* make your
counter accusation. C'mon, Remedial. Get with the programme...
Jules
>
>
>Jules schrieb:
>
>> Doofus Suzieflame said:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> >Jules schrieb:
>> >
>> >> >I'm, all ears, Julesy. How, does one steal, only, the labels? Pray tell.
>> >>
>> >> Well thats what I was hoping you were going to explain to me. After
>> >> all, you did imply I'd done the deed, so to speak...
>> >
>> >Face facts Jules.
>>
>> Uh huh, what facts are you offering for examination?
>>
>
>You picture. .you look like a fucking thief.
Riight, which pic are we talking about?
Not the one displayed on the IACW page, by any chance?
>> >You are a thief and a bad one at that.
>>
>> Proofy Woofy?
>>
>
>See above. I'd send you down.
On photographic evidence that you think "I look like a thief", thats
pretty biased isn't it? I'm real glad you're no Judge and I'm a law
abiding member of society.
>> >Fancy only nicking the labels...
>>
>> Who me, Proofy Woofy?
>>
>
>3 years. Take him away.
Judge Suzie, you lack the required evidence to intern this man, says
my Legal Eagle. In summary, you need some real Proofy Woofy.
>> btw, Niiice group line, Suzie...
>
>Spotted it thiefy-wiefy, but left it in.
Not a lady of high fashion then? Or so visually stunning, it matters
not what you wear, 'cos nobody notices?
>Enjoy the prison term.
Methinks I'll be making an appeal.
silverpelican
Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk wrote:
> Doofus 'Menjy' said:
>
> >Suzieflame air-kissed alt.flame thusly:
> >>'Menjy' <Me...@HAHAPinKKKy-butt.LART.com> wrote:
> >>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > I would like to nominate the "cake farting" post for Most
Original
> >>> >Troll of 1999.
> >>
> >>I think ANS is trolling you Mr Menj.
> >
> >Ah, well; it's about time someone did.
> >
> >>> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year?
Just to
> >>> get the ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the
> >>> worst dress-sense".
> >>
> >>Maybe that should be "the alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense
> >>than Kerro", otherwise it's a shoe-in.
> >
> >Good point. "The alt.flame poster with worse dress-sense than either
Kerro or
> >Jules" it is, then.
>
> You've some actual proof, that I'm afflicted with poor dress-sense,
> Menjy?
>
> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>
>
> Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk
>
> ">
Labels ain't enough. You got to have the clothes too. Unless you're a
stripper on the side.
--
There is no Lumber Cartel and I am not unit# 1932.
"The road to hell is paved with assumptions,
not good intentions", silverpelican's First Law
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
silverpelican
designer
> >> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
> >
the complete
> >garments.
>
> C'mon, Suzie. Short of mugging, The Hoagster on his exit from Ranjit's
> emporium in Leytonstone for that little bag of labels he paid a score
> for, how does one steal, only the labels?
>
>
> Ju...@hell-flame-wars.co.uk
>
> "We wouldn't want the performance of the machines to
> outdo the little people on stage, what with their
> missed chords and beats and flubbed changes...so if
> the chick singer is not singing the right words, don't
> adjust your set, just revel in the beauty of live
> performance".
>
> Ani DiFranco.
>
of your stealing.
Rocko
:> >Suzieflame wrote:
:> >>
:> >> Kerro schrieb:
:> >>
:> >> > I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
:> >> > singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
:> >>
:> >> Sex God.
:> >
:> >That will be included in a future sig.
It's been included in past sigs. cough*nguyen*/cough.
HTH.
Hogarth
wrote:
>Doofus Suzieflame said:
>
>>
>>
>>Jules schrieb:
>>
>>> I'll have you know, I've quite a selection of highly prized designer
>>> labels and no, I'm not talking Levi and Fred Perry...
>>
>>Trouble is Julesy, it's just the labels. You didn't manage to steal the complete
>>garments.
>
>C'mon, Suzie. Short of mugging, The Hoagster on his exit from Ranjit's
>emporium in Leytonstone for that little bag of labels he paid a score
>for, how does one steal, only the labels?
Ahem Jules. You have a short memory - you should remember that my
unfortunate visit to Leytonstone was to have a 'chat' with a problem
plumber, which all turned out rather well. As for labels - no way. I
told you recently, I don't wear garments with vulgar labels and logos
plastered all over them.
_________
Hogarth
_________
Avoid normal situations.
: Suzieflame wrote:
:> Kerro schrieb:
[..]
:> > I know what you mean. There's nothing that can match a dark blue "Chesty Bond"
:> > singlet, khaki shorts and a new pair of thongs. A cool look...
:>
:> Sex God.
: That will be included in a future sig.
Unless you're spanked first.
--
alt.flame "besides, consider the source" Special Forces
"You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy." -- Joe Valachi
Kerro
>
> Mike MacLennan wrote:
> >
> > 'Menjy' wrote:
> > >
> > > Avoid normal situations. wrote:
[...]
>
> alt.flame poster most likely to go postal IRL
A tie for first place between Koput and Head Librarian. (Best scenario:
they go postal on each other.)
> alt.flame poster most often netcopped
Lots of people vying for this one...
> alt.flame poster who is the biggest netcop
Keegan, I imagine.
>
> Just tryin' to help,
> Bufford L. Hatchett
Big help, Bruford...
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Kerro.
http://home.mira.net/~kerro/
Kerro
>
> FJ <flame...@hotmailremove.com> wrote:
> : Avoid normal situations wrote:
> :>FJ <flame...@hotmailremove.com> wrote:
> :>: Avoid normal situations wrote:
> :>:>'Menjy' <Me...@hahapinkkky-butt.lart.com> wrote:
>
> : [...]
[...]
>
> : Q. In which movie about crime, passion and programming does
> : Al Pacino star?
>
> : A. _C of Love_
>
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>
> I like it.
You would...
--
Kerro.
http://home.mira.net/~kerro/
Kerro
>
> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>
> >of 1999.
>
> funny.
>
> Now, what "extra categories" are we going to have *this* year? Just to get the
> ball rolling, I'll suggest "the alt.flame poster with the worst dress-sense".
How about alt.flamer with the worst joke-book? ANS.
Alt.flamer most often *plonked* by ANS. Dobbs.
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http://home.mira.net/~kerro/