ive lost th plot (anybody seen it)
the land surfer dude
+++
jump up and down moira
+++
hmm
the intelligence failures
+++
"looks pretty dumb"
+++
it's friday today
+++
"i did not have a kuta orgasm last night"
crap
+++
george
'special ones'
+++
hmm
windows is pickin th songs
all hail windows
+++
"so i got off nice ok"
"leave me alone"
you were supposed to be in drag saturday night
"change of plans"
hmm
+++
"think we'll go both ways"
+++
gunna keep yur clothes on ?
"maybe"
+++
oh dear
one wild party trick comin up
"bert newtons birthday tomorrow"
scuse i
just sneezed all over th bed
+++
now tonya hardman is in a bed
"with two girls"
pls stop
+++
stupid television
+++
"with a mother and daughter"
its gettin worse
"friday today"
+++
arlo guthrie
'chilling of the evening'
+++
my new psychic twin has a birthday this weekend
+++
"born on a cusp was she ?"
+++
wetness at eleven
+++
"thanks gorgeous"
"i was squidgey all day"
+++
a perfect circle
'the hollow'
+++
time for a newsgroup change
"fuckin stupid underground diary"
"give me some drugs man"
.
.
.
i'm sorry jk
i couldnt watch it
jennifer couldnt take her eyes off yur tits
got sickening
+++
"paulie"
+++
i was gettin seasick man
+++
"jump up and down moira"
deaf bitch
+++
jewel
'break me'
+++
"fuck yeah"
+++
i just wanna say
auto erotica
is easier
without a plate of pasta and lamb chops inside ya
happy now ?
+++
"we're not performing on th weekend"
"are we ?"
pends who's pushin drugs down my throat
"oh dear"
+++
all goals
are not calendar based
"in here"
+++
"and nuthin's so serious i cant blow it off"
never lose
never surrender
+++
barbie girl pushed
three tailor made ciggies
into my hand
on leaving yesterday
+++
the verve
'this time'
+++
if pretty goth girl arrives
im gunna just be silly ok
"i dig it"
+++
"paulie"
"she worth four days of fucked orgasms recoverin from er"
"fine penis adornment"
ok dear
+++
givin my art away
so i can create some new stuff
owe ya a birthday present
+++
"this time"
+++
barbie girl gave me some tube socks
with individual toes
th other week
rainbow coloured and
shes not my girlfriend markie
"more like sisters"
+++
bill hicks
'please do not disturb'
+++
babrbie girl showed me
typoglycemia
knows four ppl
who
didnt get on their trains
th other week
we talked about karma
and
bein psychic
+++
seriously witchy woman
one of my family
+++
i been adopted by a few families over th years
+++
just allocating
how many buds i gunna smoke today
bear with me
.
.
.
i had some kind thought of you today
jane
"yeah, umm"
"had one of those wild shuddering multiple orgasms and went..."
+++
it really sucks bein androgenous
+++
nirvana
'pennyroyal tea'
+++
the surf unicycle
comes back out of th boot
today
+++
i might cum and watch hockey tomorrow ok
can i take my unicycle
and
play some
unicycle hockey while i'm there ?
<<< Smile >>>
+++
remind me to ring pooh today will ya ?
"k"
+++
thanks purple
umm
love ya hard
not sufferin so bad now
was a hell of a ride
for those couple of weeks though
major fluctuations
in th ether
all my family shared love with me
helped much
+++
colplay
'yellow'
+++
i counted like seven
rogue programs
came off th net last night
and plonked down on my hard drive
one even got itself into
run once
in th registry
between
killing processes
and deleting files
i had a ball
watchin the little critters
th log file was interesting anyway
+++
"bree on a dance floor"
wont let that one go in a hurry
+++
"ya woulda hit me morticia"
"it was so fine"
"sailed off the edge and"
"lived in nuthing for a while"
+++
coldplay
'the scientist'
+++
i tripped over th
shark thrasher unicycle
yesterday
ok young man
what have you learned ?
+++
he's a magic little fucker
+++
"a young wizard"
+++
varmints
+++
i gotta write that new watcher program
"with tell me three different ways"
+++
a fuckin key logger got in here last night
"and a dialer"
+++
dive for th modem off switch
+++
"i dont think so varmint"
"now where's those nice little pink toes ?"
.
.
.
toecutter...
+++
p.s.
"i opened my eyes"
"when i could see again"
"you know"
"was a fuckin good orgasm"
"a background of all video clips in computer"
"and here's paris hilton"
"wanderin across my screen"
"hmm"
+++
powderfinger
'since you've been gone'
+++
"it's not how long since th last real good one"
"it's that"
"it's here now"
"and praise be we thankit"
+++
got some sore ribs though
"go and surf on yur fly wheel land surfer dude"
dumb unicycle
+++
some things
jump out o th dark
that werent foreseen
for which we are very thankfull
couldnt stand
bein
television psychic
and knowin everythin
i happy with my five percent
clear vision of future
only want enough to read
my next child's
how to books
you know
how does it work ?
written for children
gives me a nice clear target to focus on
and
i really do see
at least five percent of th future
+++
the who
'magic bus'
+++
i see i reposted
too much magic bus
before th latest tragedy
so i um
wasnt as suprised as you were
when th last bomb
blew th top off a magic bus
all seems so clear after th fact
playin cassandra
i saw it coming
did you ?
i even got it was in th underground
ah well
cant tell some ppl
no intelligence
had no forewarning
i'll give ya a tip
to see th next incident
that outrages a nation
before it happens
read this diary
it usually
coughs up clues
at least seven days in advance
or not
hey
i dont read you...