Beware Julie Garrard

[Dave [Flash-B]]

skepticle (nw...@alexandria.lib.utah.edu) wrote:

[Odd ramblings castrated]

: If you ever meet her, run away.
: Julie Fucking Kay Garrard. Don't trust her
: any more than you can throw her, which isn't very far because she weighs
: over 200 pounds. Aaaaahhhh!

Curiouser and Curiouser... Never heard of her. Why was this "Fucking"
Garrard your friend in the first place? Now don't get me wrong, you have
my empathy. Where are her local stomping grounds?

(anyone ever notice a disportionate amount of Utah posts around here?)

And who said oppression didn't breed creativity!

-Dave
.that one guy.
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[sl...@cc.usu.edu]

In article <2iv0ae$d...@u.cc.utah.edu>, db7...@u.cc.utah.edu (Dave [Flash-B]) writes:
> skepticle (nw...@alexandria.lib.utah.edu) wrote:
>
> [Odd ramblings castrated]
>
> : If you ever meet her, run away.
> : Julie Fucking Kay Garrard. Don't trust her
> : any more than you can throw her, which isn't very far because she weighs
> : over 200 pounds. Aaaaahhhh!
>
> Curiouser and Curiouser... Never heard of her. Why was this "Fucking"
> Garrard your friend in the first place? Now don't get me wrong, you have
> my empathy. Where are her local stomping grounds?
>
> (anyone ever notice a disportionate amount of Utah posts around here?)

Yea, Utahans are springing up all over the net....hee hee hee. I guess it's
because we all have absolutly nothing else to do with our lives! :)

[Jack Brown]

In article <nwebb.28....@alexandria.lib.utah.edu> nw...@alexandria.lib.utah.edu (skepticle) writes:
>court for back payments to the gas company. If you see her, run. Be very
>afraid.

If you see here, shoot... Twelve gauge. 00 buck. 3 meters.

>
>Her current tactics include having her boyfriend and boyfriend's Dad (who
>they say is a mafia hit man, no kidding) threaten me. They're going to call

Arm thyself, my son. Do unto others before they do unto you...

>the police *on me*. That'll teach me to EVER let a friend live in my pad.

It sounds to me that you DIDN'T have a friend living at you pad...

>
>If you ever meet her, run away. Julie Fucking Kay Garrard. Don't trust her
>any more than you can throw her, which isn't very far because she weighs
>over 200 pounds. Aaaaahhhh!

Maybe she has value for blubber to render?

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