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> "St. Jackanapes" <jab...@hahaha.com> wrote in message news:sje0j.u...@news.alt.net...
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> > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Joy Oink said...
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> >> Sexual Ethics - Shutting Down Opposition
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> > Hey John! We were signing you up to some porno mailing lists, and much
> > to our shock, they said that you were already a subscriber.
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> Nope! not true! (-:
Liar. You're just one lonely old fucker, simple as that. That's why
you're online 24/7. But I can understand why, and don't really blame you
for it. It was pretty obvious by the way you threw yourself at Deborah.
That alcoholic old cow that you married in your youth probably couldn't
even get a blind man hard what with her hairy warts, body odor, knee-
length teats, constipation, and unshaven armpits. But even if you could
miraculously rally your little soldier of god to stiffen up over her
dead Beluga whale like carcass with a prayer to Jesus and big blue pill,
the ugly old hag lost her sex drive when she went through menopause 20
years ago. That's when she started losing her just below average looks
and her vermouth drinking became a problem. She may only have an IQ of
82, but she knows that she looks more like a man than a female. So I
wasn't the least surprised to find that you haunt the free porno sites.
There's nothing to be ashamed of, Johnny. I was just disappointed that I
hadn't found out that you were a member of a homo-fag site, like I did
with another Christian - just as noisy, self-centered, bigoted and
stupid as you - who came in here thinking that they were better than me.
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St. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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