Jay Stevens Maharaj brought back to life, thanks fanabba's quick action

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P. Rajah

Dec 2, 2011, 12:42:19 PM12/2/11
After choking on his breakfast pork sausage, Jay was resuscitated by the
quick thinking of fanabba, who rapidly detached his lips from Jay's
behind and proceeded to do mouth-to-mouth on Jay's mottled lips. After a
15 minute attempt, and frantic calls to Rashmi for instructions, feeble
signs of life were detected, and Jay was removed to a recovery room
where he was nourished for the next 10 hours through a feeding tube,
with pureed clams, crab, an unknown meat from behind the Royal Hawaiian,
and the contents of his morning's regurgitation.

All is well now, however, and fanabba has resumed his normal occupation
of keeping his lips firmly on Jay's buttocks. As a reward to fanabba,
Jay has doubled up on his dhanyavaads, even dhanyavaading to his own

Astrology: Fraud or Superstition?

Ass-troll-ogers/jyotishitheads are the bane of humanity, and must be
cleansed or otherwise purified for the benefit of society.


"I agree with you that the plans of Hindus' must fail."
Jay Stevens Maharaj, 11/14/2011, revealing his strategy of sullying
the image of Hindus

"Spit on Christianity so that it may be purified."
Jay Stevens Maharaj, 6/30/2006

"Let [Christians and Muslims] go after each other so that both
destructive philosophies and ways of life are
themselves destroyed."
Jay Stevens Maharaj, 10/09/2006
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