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s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 4, 2007, 10:09:56 PM6/4/07
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Amazing what satellite technology will do! Talk about invasion of
privacy! Now everyone knows where Mark lives.

http://www.softtargets.com/xmarksthespot.jpg

As you can see, North Parkdale is a very low income, trashy
neighbourhood.

I just know Mark will be pissed, especially when he sees his shabby
little house advertised on Usenet.

_-
subRoutine.exe
OverUnity Energy Mechanizm

bubbles

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Jun 5, 2007, 9:45:30 AM6/5/07
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Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
to phone home.


--bubbles

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 5, 2007, 5:59:10 PM6/5/07
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On Jun 5, 9:45 am, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> to phone home.

Please stop humping my leg.

Head Librarian

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Jun 5, 2007, 10:00:43 PM6/5/07
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So have you ladies picked out a dress for this evening... perhaps a
nice little black number with slingbacks?

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 6, 2007, 6:43:30 PM6/6/07
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On Jun 5, 10:00 pm, Head Librarian <kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
> So have you ladies picked out a dress for this evening... perhaps a
> nice little black number with slingbacks?

Are you on drugs? <yes> Have you seen where Mark lives? <yes>
Then you know Mark still wears the same potato sack his mother gave
him ages ago.

ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 6, 2007, 10:32:51 PM6/6/07
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On Jun 5, 11:45 pm, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> to phone home.

I did a google for Parkdale, T'raana. I'm afraid the
Wikipedia entry was not very flattering: "High rate of
crime, poverty and mental illness", it says.

The word "slums" was also mentioned.

Sounds like a renovator's dream.

Kerro.

Head Librarian

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Jun 6, 2007, 11:31:10 PM6/6/07
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I always knew Brownell was living in a slum... and I wouldn't want to
look behind the curtains of his trailer.

I'm sure he uses his local library to post to the Usenet as well...it
usually takes days to get a reply. He's like Opium... a slow working
dope...!!

bubbles

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Jun 7, 2007, 9:39:10 AM6/7/07
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On Jun 5, 5:59 pm, s00...@hotmail.com wrote:
> On Jun 5, 9:45 am, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> > to phone home.
>
> Please stop humping my leg.

Muhahaaah! Jimmy, looks like you spent a lot of time on that map.
Unemployed again? There's always Walmart.


--bubbles

bubbles

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Jun 7, 2007, 9:43:19 AM6/7/07
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On Jun 5, 10:00 pm, Head Librarian <kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
>
> So have you ladies picked out a dress for this evening...

Only if we can pick from your closet, Kris. Can I borrow your Geddy
Lee number?


--bubbles

bubbles

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Jun 7, 2007, 9:47:07 AM6/7/07
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On Jun 6, 10:32 pm, k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
> On Jun 5, 11:45 pm, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> > to phone home.
>
> I did a google for Parkdale, T'raana. I'm afraid the
> Wikipedia entry was not very flattering: "High rate of
> crime, poverty and mental illness", it says.

So you'd fit right in. I'm actually in Davenport riding. Parkdale is
to the south. Jimmy claims to live in Rosedale - but I'm skeptical.


--bubbles

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 7, 2007, 5:40:34 PM6/7/07
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"IKYABWAI". You suck you potato-sack wearing trailer park scum.

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 7, 2007, 5:46:20 PM6/7/07
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On Jun 6, 11:31 pm, Head Librarian <kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
> On Jun 7, 5:32 am, k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
>
> > On Jun 5, 11:45 pm, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> > > to phone home.
>
> > I did a google for Parkdale, T'raana. I'm afraid the
> > Wikipedia entry was not very flattering: "High rate of
> > crime, poverty and mental illness", it says.
>
> > The word "slums" was also mentioned.
>
> > Sounds like a renovator's dream.
>
> I always knew Brownell was living in a slum...

Mark lives in the shittiest, most neglected part of town, which is
only rivalled by Scarborough (aka SARSborough).

[...] <Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!>

ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 8, 2007, 6:29:28 AM6/8/07
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On Jun 7, 1:31 pm, Head Librarian <kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
> On Jun 7, 5:32 am, k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
>
> > On Jun 5, 11:45 pm, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > Jimmy! You're back! Are you out on a day pass? John Howard wants you
> > > to phone home.
>
> > I did a google for Parkdale, T'raana. I'm afraid the
> > Wikipedia entry was not very flattering: "High rate of
> > crime, poverty and mental illness", it says.
>
> > The word "slums" was also mentioned.
>
> > Sounds like a renovator's dream.
>
> I always knew Brownell was living in a slum... and I wouldn't want to
> look behind the curtains of his trailer.

Now don't be silly, Kristian. Brownell doesn't live in a trailor.
Trailors are a *looxury* in his part of town. He lives, like all
Canuck playwrights, in a hole in the ground covered by a
tarpaulin.

(OK, so I borrowed from Monty Python there; so what?)


>
> I'm sure he uses his local library to post to the Usenet as well...it
> usually takes days to get a reply. He's like Opium... a slow working
> dope...!!

He's not "like Opium". He "likes Opium". It's a North Parkdale
thing.

Kerro.


ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 8, 2007, 6:42:11 AM6/8/07
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I can't imagine Koput living in Rosedale. It's a high-class
neighbourhood.

As for "Davenport"; that's just another name for North Parkdale, isn't
it?

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with living in a scuzzy neighbourhood.
You should see the area I live in. It is the traditional Melbourne
home of Junkies, Hookers, Pimps and Winos. Yet it's become
ultra-trendy in the last few years. In 1986, the ex-missus and I
bought
the flat for $42,000. It's now worth half-a-million. Maybe your slum
in "Davenport" will be worth a lot one day. Maybe.

Kerro.


FJ

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Jun 8, 2007, 7:01:28 AM6/8/07
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ke...@pacific.net.au wrote:

[...] (Eternal newbies bantering).

> (OK, so I borrowed from Monty Python there; so what?)

You should do that more often.

--
FJ - alt.flame Mobile Infantry

"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not
want merely because you think it would be good for him." – Robert Heinlein

bubbles

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Jun 8, 2007, 1:41:48 PM6/8/07
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On Jun 8, 6:42 am, k...@pacific.net.au wrote:

> As for "Davenport"; that's just another name for North Parkdale, isn't it?

No. Another name for Davenport is "Davenport". People who want to hide
the fact they live in Parkdale call it "Beaches West". James would
know that if he wasn't such a clueless dolt.


> You should see the area I live in.

I'm still waiting for Tanner to supply his proof of address. (Probably
a shantytown ice-hut on the outskirts of Helstinki.)


--bubbles

ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 9, 2007, 3:11:21 AM6/9/07
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There was an article in today's paper about Paris Hilton's jailing.
Apparently she once asked if they sell walls in Wal-Mart.

She also once asked if people in England speak English.

What a gal.

Kerro.


ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 9, 2007, 3:15:00 AM6/9/07
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On Jun 8, 9:01 pm, FJ <f...@NOSPAMbuzzing-bumblebee.com> wrote:

> k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
>
> [...] (Eternal newbies bantering).
>
> > (OK, so I borrowed from Monty Python there; so what?)
>
> You should do that more often.

You can't go wrong with MP.

>
> --
> FJ - alt.flame Mobile Infantry

"Eternal newbies bantering" he says, and then signs off as
"alt.flame Mobile Infantry". PKB, fuckhead.

Kerro.

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 9, 2007, 4:57:55 PM6/9/07
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On Jun 9, 3:11 am, k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
> On Jun 7, 11:39 pm, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jun 5, 5:59 pm, s00...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > > On Jun 5, 9:45 am, bubbles <bubbles3...@hotmail.com> wrote:

[...] Mark's screed.

> There was an article in today's paper about Paris Hilton's jailing.
> Apparently she once asked if they sell walls in Wal-Mart.
>
> She also once asked if people in England speak English.
>
> What a gal.

Now, if you weren't so damn ugly and could afford a blonde like that
without having to put GHB in her drink, would you fuck her? And if you
would, would you do it while drunk or sober?

ke...@pacific.net.au

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Jun 10, 2007, 3:11:58 AM6/10/07
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Either way. She wouldn't even notice.

FREE PARIS!!

Kerro.

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 10, 2007, 7:39:21 AM6/10/07
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Why? Because you're not only fugy but have a tiny one too?

> FREE PARIS!!

I take it you've been arrested for driving under the influence too?

FJ

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Jun 11, 2007, 3:19:07 PM6/11/07
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ke...@pacific.net.au wrote:

[...]

>> FJ - alt.flame Mobile Infantry
>
> "Eternal newbies bantering" he says, and then signs off as
> "alt.flame Mobile Infantry". PKB, fuckhead.

And how would a Heinlein reference advertise my "eternal newbieship" as
opposed to the hapless "I know where you live" banter from four dorks who
couldn't give off a single spark if their heads were smashed together?

--
FJ - alt.flame Mobile Infantry

"There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not

art_deco_...@yahoo.com

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Jun 11, 2007, 3:34:54 PM6/11/07
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On Jun 11, 2:19 pm, FJ <f...@NOSPAMbuzzing-bumblebee.com> wrote:

> k...@pacific.net.au wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> >> FJ - alt.flame Mobile Infantry
>
> > "Eternal newbies bantering" he says, and then signs off as
> > "alt.flame Mobile Infantry". PKB, fuckhead.
>
> And how would a Heinlein reference advertise my "eternal newbieship" as
> opposed to the hapless "I know where you live" banter from four dorks who
> couldn't give off a single spark if their heads were smashed together?

Big heads or little heads? I like cock fights with real cocks.

Art Deco
--
Supreme Leader of the Brainwashed Followers of Art Deco
Darth Deco, Sith Lord of alt.astronomy

"Causation of gravity is missing frame field always attempting
renormalization back to base memory of equalized uniform momentum."
-- nightbat the saucerhead-in-chief

"Of doing Venus in person would obviously incorporate a composite
rigid airship, along with it's internal cache of frozen pizza and
ice cold beer."
-- Brad Guth, bigoted racist

"You really are one of the litsiest people I know, Mr. Deco."
--Kali, quoted endlessly by David Tholen as evidence of "something"

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 16, 2007, 2:55:39 AM6/16/07
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On Jun 13, 12:20 am, FJ <f...@NOSPAMbuzzing-bumblebee.com> wrote:
> Head Librarian wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > Ouch....how witty....how urbane.......I can feel the dagger
> > blow......savaged by a man with cotton wool for a brain....!
>
> > Looks like stupid bastards can't help being stupid bastards....I do
> > love YOUR pointy hat tho'....goes well with your pointy head.....but
> > not your pointy wit......you're still as sharp as the shite catcher
> > pants you're wearing.
>
> Myspace.com called. They want their ellipses back.
>
"Mythpathedotcom called. They want their elliptheth back."

You know what's really HIGH-larious, Jereon? Tha fack that you're
compelled to play Engrish teacher in adotf to a finnfuck troglodyte
while ignoring the same half-baked verbal diarrhea belched from your
bonerbuddy Ari. HL's ghetto neighbour. They both speak the same
Neanderthal dialect.

Also, re: "I know where you live" banter. I recall a time not too long
ago when you outed yourself in anticipation of Marijames' following
through on his threats because you believed every ounce of the same
bullshit I fed him in private emails. Care to post your credit card
numbers along with pics of you sucking his dick this time, moron?

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 17, 2007, 10:59:14 AM6/17/07
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On Jun 17, 12:14 am, Bill Cleere <bcle...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > subRoutine.exe
> > OverUnity Energy Mechanizm

(_!_)

> What the fuck.....??
>
> How long has *this* asshole been back?

Billiboy, you're tongue is firmly stuck in the hind end of my post.
Please remove.

And oh yeah, in case you missed, I'm here to promote my latest records
-> http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes

You may shower me with praise later. Thank you.

s00...@hotmail.com

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Jun 17, 2007, 6:13:39 PM6/17/07
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On Jun 17, 5:39 pm, Head Librarian <kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
> On Jun 17, 9:03 pm, s00...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> > On Jun 17, 1:39 am, HeadLibrarian<kmtan...@cyberspace.org> wrote:
> [...]
> > Ya'll wanna check dis out -> http://djmix.net/s007ii/mixes
>
> Ahhh Jimmy....

Yes, Krusty....

> you'd considering changing the habit of a
> lifetime.....

Hmmmm. Perhaps someone can summon the other norweejan fuckwit....and
have him translate Finntardese?

> but you obviously forgot to wear your glasses
> today.....

I actually wear contacts. Your point?

> I'm not in your preferred age bracket....right sex.....just
> a little too mature.....sorry a lot too mature...!

Oh.... I see.... you have no point. Gotcha.

> And wtf are those?

Those were dots.

> YOUR music?

Usually DJ's put together MIND BLOWING mixes like I have.

> Do you seriously think I'm going to
> download James Koput's "Electro House Mix"?

s007ii's... James Koput is just a pen name.

> I'd rather poke my eye out
> with a red hot needle.

Please do...let me know how it goes.

> You need to stay off the drugs Jimmy....or resume your meds.....I'm
> not quite sure what your problem is these days.....but I bet it's a
> bastard to spell...

Oh gawd. <rolls eyes> It's hard enough to watch you try and spell the
simple words.

_-
subRoutine.exe
OverUnity Energy Mechanism


Bill Cleere

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Jun 18, 2007, 12:50:28 AM6/18/07
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<s00...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:
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> On Jun 17, 12:14 am, Bill Cleere <bcle...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > subRoutine.exe
>> > OverUnity Energy Mechanizm
>
> (_!_)
>
>> What the fuck.....??
>>
>> How long has *this* asshole been back?
>
> Billiboy, you're tongue is firmly stuck in the hind end of my post.
> Please remove.

"You're"....

Now I'm trying to remember if you were an illiterate
fuckwad, and thus not a fake Koput, or verce visa.

These vexed questions are the bane of Usenet,
or one of the banes thereof, of which the number
is infinite.

...which is the sorry aspect; that is, if you were to
subtract yourself, assuming you're you, which you did,
if you're you, the extent of banes would no less, owing
to infinity less one still being infinity, or so I think somebody
who's up on that shit told me.

Is there a geek out there who can take his oath that
infinity minus one equals infinity?

No?

Good. I don't want to hear about it. Tiresome load
of crap, infinity is.

So there you have it. Syllogistical proof, contrary to what
so-called common sense would assume, a nitwit like you
can't even do the body politic a good turn by absenting yourself.
That is really fucking pathetic, don't you think?

-- Bill Cleere

"I prefer the pleasure of writing bits of nonsense to that of wearing
an embroidered coat which costs 800 francs." (Stendhal)

bubbles

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Jun 20, 2007, 10:46:43 AM6/20/07
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On Jun 18, 12:50 am, Bill Cleere <bcle...@gmail.com> wrote:
> <s00...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:
>
> Now I'm trying to remember if you were an illiterate
> fuckwad, and thus not a fake Koput, or verce visa.

This is not the first time that someone has suggested the Koput/Tanner
sock possibility.

One sock washes the other, as they say. (cue menj: "Actually, it's
"one HAND washes the other".)


--bubbles

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