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Nov 10, 2005, 11:51:52 PM11/10/05
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.............Anti-gravity Patented..............

Nice anti-grav you got there:
Boris Volfson must be a pretty famous guy in his home-town of Huntington,
Indiana. Why? Because he's the inventor of an anti-gravity spaceship, that's
why. And how do we know this? Because Mr. Volfson received a patent from the
U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for such a device earlier this month. As an
article in the current edition of Nature magazine notes, this is yet another
example of how broken the U.S. patent system is, since it not only allows people
such as Mr. Volfson to patent things that defy the laws of physics, but allows
them to do so without having to produce a working model. For the record, Mr.
Volfson says the spaceship is powered by "a cooled hollow superconductive shield
[which] is energized by an electromagnetic field, resulting in the quantized
vortices of lattice ions projecting a gravitomagnetic field that forms a
spacetime curvature anomaly." But wouldn't dilithium crystals and a warp drive
be cheaper?


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Republican Party Representative #33

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Nov 10, 2005, 11:52:11 PM11/10/05
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"subRoutinи@s!0.0^7ii" <s00...@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote in
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>
>
> .............Anti-gravity Patented..............
>
>
>
> Nice anti-grav you got there:
> Boris Volfson must be a pretty famous guy in his home-town of
> Huntington, Indiana. Why? Because he's the inventor of an anti-gravity
> spaceship, that's why. And how do we know this? Because Mr. Volfson
> received a patent from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for such a
> device earlier this month. As an article in the current edition of
> Nature magazine notes, this is yet another example of how broken the
> U.S. patent system is, since it not only allows people such as Mr.
> Volfson to patent things that defy the laws of physics, but allows
> them to do so without having to produce a working model. For the
> record, Mr. Volfson says the spaceship is powered by "a cooled hollow
> superconductive shield [which] is energized by an electromagnetic
> field, resulting in the quantized vortices of lattice ions projecting
> a gravitomagnetic field that forms a spacetime curvature anomaly." But
> wouldn't dilithium crystals and a warp drive be cheaper?

What is there to figure out, shitbrain?


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Nov 11, 2005, 12:01:58 AM11/11/05
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"Republican Party Representative #33" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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Spell it out for us, please.

Republican Party Representative #33

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Nov 11, 2005, 12:04:31 AM11/11/05
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"subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
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> "Republican Party Representative #33" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com>
> wrote in message news:Xns970AE89B1...@207.14.113.17...
>> "subRoutinи@s!0.0^7ii" <s00...@vxsubroutine.ca> wrote in
>> news:jn88n1t223128q7op...@4ax.com:
>>
>> >
>> >
>> > .............Anti-gravity Patented..............
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Nice anti-grav you got there:
>> > Boris Volfson must be a pretty famous guy in his home-town of
>> > Huntington, Indiana. Why? Because he's the inventor of an
>> > anti-gravity spaceship, that's why. And how do we know this?
>> > Because Mr. Volfson received a patent from the U.S. Patent and
>> > Trademark Office for such a device earlier this month. As an
>> > article in the current edition of Nature magazine notes, this is
>> > yet another example of how broken the U.S. patent system is, since
>> > it not only allows people such as Mr. Volfson to patent things that
>> > defy the laws of physics, but allows them to do so without having
>> > to produce a working model. For the record, Mr. Volfson says the
>> > spaceship is powered by "a cooled hollow superconductive shield
>> > [which] is energized by an electromagnetic field, resulting in the
>> > quantized vortices of lattice ions projecting a gravitomagnetic
>> > field that forms a spacetime curvature anomaly." But wouldn't
>> > dilithium crystals and a warp drive be cheaper?
>>
>> What is there to figure out, shitbrain?
>
> Spell it out for us, please.

Spell what out, dummy?

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subRoutine

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Nov 11, 2005, 12:14:01 AM11/11/05
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"Republican Party Representative #33" <KILLFIL...@yahoo.com> wrote in
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You're right, you don't have to explain your stoopidity. We all know already.

Republican Party Representative #33

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Nov 11, 2005, 8:55:27 AM11/11/05
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"subRoutine" <s007ii@ca> wrote in
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This is one of your methods.

1. Post some nonsensical drivel
2. Refuse to explain it
3. Claim superiority


Anyway, if you can ever express what it is in this post you want me to
"figure out", let me know.

Otherwise, thanks for another tribute.

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