Bonelli De-Commits

[Jefferson N. Glapski]

SOUTH BEND, IN (AP) G James Bonelli of Ventura, CA decided to decommit
from Notre Dame after George O'Leary was fired earlier today.

In a short statement, the highly touted high school student athlete was
quoted as saying, "I was prepared to give the Fighting Irish a fighting
change. When they fired that good looking convincing coach, I decided to
stay and give that old fat beardless Santa a chance. Now they tell me
Santa is a liar and a cheatenous slut? I think would prefer to go to
Michigan. The worst thing their coach does is get drunk and make an ass
of himself in public."

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Your pla,
Jefferson N. Glapski

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