Re: 6 day creation, can Cats make any difference?

[St. Jackanapes]

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, yowie posted this crap...

> On Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:43:09 -0500, St.Jackanapes wrote:
>
> >
> > Not afriad to mock Jesus, yowie posted this...
> >
> >> On Mon, 10 Nov 2008 18:29:30 -0800, rhtydv wrote:
> >>
> >> > Believe in Jesus Christ above all else according to the King James
> >> > Version bible,
> >>
> >> How does one go about adopting a belief such as this? Seems to me it
> >> would be near impossible to simply 'believe' something so vaguely
> >> defined and unsupported by evidence. What if it doesn't work? How do I
> >> stop believing? How do I know if I 'believed' properly?
> >>
> >> > and see if you do or do not have immediate discernible evidence of
> >> > receiving the Holy Spirit.
> >>
> >> What sort of evidence?
> >>
> >> Err..
> >>
> >> Can I try this on my neighbour's cat?
> >
> > Don't you dare! That's animal cruelty. I'll call the Australian SPCA on
> > you.
>
> That's RSPCA here.
>
> Too late. So.. how the fuck do get this newly Spooked cat to stop pissing
> on the Sprenger's Asparagus?

Try rubbing the weed with tuna fish so that the cat eats the asparagus.
Problem solved.

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