Animals in My Ass !!!
Merle Matthews
snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
involved.
Questions:
Should I stick the snake in head first? If I do will he crawl up me too far or
bite while in? or should I stick it in tail first?
Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake? What if the animal
urinates while in me?
I plan to tape the entire thing and offer it as a real (.rm) movie file to
those who would like a copy. I cannot upload a binary to any of the newsgroups
so if you get one from me please offer it to everyone.
Thanks in advance!!!
Merle Matthews
merl...@aspib.net
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rwittemb
newsgroup for that sort of post.
Renald Wittemberg.
Merle Matthews wrote:
>
> I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
> snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
> this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
> involved.
...
> Merle Matthews
> merl...@aspib.net
>
PMG
This is probably the only newsgroup who'll tell him to go with a nice gentle snake
like a cobra, or maybe rattlesnake, that's valuable info to someone about to stick a
snake up his butt. And yes, the snake goes head first, and make sure you tease him
with your snake first.
Pete
Dave
the movie then.
Merle Matthews wrote:
> I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
> snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
> this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
> involved.
>
virginia ivy
çu
<37DD0707...@Chicagonet.net> to alt.wedding:
>Not true Renald,
>
>This is probably the only newsgroup who'll tell him to go
with a nice gentle snake
>like a cobra, or maybe rattlesnake, that's valuable info to
someone about to stick a
>snake up his butt. And yes, the snake goes head first, and
make sure you tease him
>with your snake first.
>
>Pete
>
you see, there are nice caring folks on usenet.
çu
>rwittemb wrote:
>
>> I'm not sure rec.games.chess.misc is the best
>> newsgroup for that sort of post.
>>
>> Renald Wittemberg.
>>
>> Merle Matthews wrote:
>> >
>> > I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a
live animal, such as a
>> > snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet
store to buy a snake to do
>> > this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes
or the problems
>> > involved.
>>
>> ...
>>
>> > Merle Matthews
>> > merl...@aspib.net
>> >
>
>
>
Richard
works in the ER, but she had never actually seen it done.
virginia ivy wrote in message <37DD2207...@mindspring.com>...
>Try sticking a hampster up there first. Then a snake will go after the
hamster.
>
>
>> I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such
as a
>> snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake
to do
>> this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
>> involved.
>>
JetCity
> I'm a submissive male
Does that mean you are the "bottom" in an alternative relationship?
> who is interested in sticking a live animal,
Why don't you just find a lover who is "hung?"
> such as a snake
Aren't all your past lovers "snakes?"
> up my ass.
Would there be room, what with your head already so firmly entrenched up there?
> I am tempted to run
To the nearest psychiatric facility?
> out to the pet store
Clue: pet stores sell pets......
What you want is a nice wild animal.
> to buy a snake
If it's a "snake" you want, I know where there is one in VA......
> to do
I thought you wanted the snake to do you???
> this but am hesitant
Only losers hesitate.......
> since I know nothing
At least you admit it, aforementioned snake in VA *thinks* she knows all.
> about snakes
Get a nice Rattlesnake, Asp or Cobra. I hear they are nice and fat....and long.
> or the problems involved.
Problems?
Whatever could be "problems?"
I think you just get out the Vaseline and go for it.
> Should I stick
Speaking of sticks, why don't you just get a nice Broomhandle and cram on up
there?
> the snake in head first
Definitely head first. That way he can crawl on up there.
> If I do will he crawl up me too far
You can only hope.
> or bite while in
Wouldn't that enhance your experience?
> or should I stick it in tail first?
Talk about getting some tail......
> Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake
NO way, snakes are clean reptiles.
> What if the animal urinates while in me?
YOU worry about that after having your lover's HIV infested semen and your own
shit up there?
Hell a little snake piss won't hurt you at all.
> I plan to tape the entire thing
Better idea, once the snake is in there tape your ass shut so it can't get out.
> Merle Matthews
Hey Merle, isn't this your picture?
http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/shoemaker/778/merle.jpg
Jamie Joyce
>hamster.
Just make sure you don't light a match to lure the hamster out. You might
ignite a pocket of intestinal gas. ;o)
Jamie Joyce
Clay Twp. Fire Dept. #61
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From a Los Angeles Times article: "In retrospect, lighting the match was my
big mistake, but I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski
told bemused doctors in the Sever Burn Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital.
Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been
admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously
wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our
gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted "Armageddon" my cue that
he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again,
so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might
attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described
what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a
flame shot out of the tube, igniting MR. Tomaszewski's hair and severely
burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, which
in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestinal tract,
propelling the gerbil out like a cannonball. Tomaszewski suffered
second-degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while
Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower
intestinal tract. (I don't believe the validity of this story, but hey, who
am I to argue with flying gerbils...TEX)
Jim
Jamie Joyce <clayf...@aol.comnospam> wrote in message
news:19990913220451...@ng-fh1.aol.com...
jof
Hannigan) wrote:
> In article <a37e09246...@news4.rr.cwix.aspib.on.ca>,
> Merle Matthews <merl...@aspib.net> wrote:
>>I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
>>snake up my ass.
>>
> I left the firefighters on in case the gerbel causes the gas
> in your ass to explode,
You shouldn't get gerbils from the tobacco research labs: those guys have
got some >bad< attitude, and they leave cigarette butts all over the place.
--
j...@overhope.org.uk
"I don't care what the hell it is, it sure ain't rocket science."
Live and direct from the overhope organisation: realer than real
hypertext malarkey now available at http://www.overhope.org.uk
Richard Head
>
> In article <a37e09246...@news4.rr.cwix.aspib.on.ca>,
> Merle Matthews <merl...@aspib.net> wrote:
> >I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
> >this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
> >involved.
> >
> >Questions:
> >
> >bite while in? or should I stick it in tail first?
> >
> >Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake? What if the animal
> >urinates while in me?
> >
> >I plan to tape the entire thing and offer it as a real (.rm) movie file to
> >those who would like a copy. I cannot upload a binary to any of the newsgroups
> >so if you get one from me please offer it to everyone.
> >
> >
>
> evidence to back up all the claims.
>
> Here, I've pointed you over to the people who know more
> about this:
>
> alt.flame.hell-flame-wars
>
> I left the firefighters on in case the gerbel causes the gas
> opinion on how you could extinguish the "fire".
>
> Gentleman, I'd think this would be a Class C fire? No?
>
> -M
Go ahead and stick a snake up your ass, just remember.....snakes DO NOT
back up. They have to turn around and go out the way they came in.
Dick Head.
John Moran
garbage somewhere else.
Richard Head <RH...@trw.com> wrote in article <37E22C...@trw.com>...
Jamie Joyce
>evidence to back up all the claims.
>
>Here, I've pointed you over to the people who know more
>about this:
>
> alt.flame.hell-flame-wars
>
>I left the firefighters on in case the gerbel causes the gas
>in your ass to explode, which we would then need their professional
>opinion on how you could extinguish the "fire".
>
>Gentleman, I'd think this would be a Class C fire? No?
>
DEFINITELY a Class C, plus maybe even a Level III Haz-Mat. ;o)
Vicky Guest
send something else up to eat the mongoose.
He'll be like tbat old woman who swallowed the fly :)
mark
Vicky Guest <vi...@macropolis.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:199909191...@macropolis.demon.co.uk...
Scott Abraham
wrote:
>I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
>snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
>this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
>involved.
>
>Questions:
>
>Should I stick the snake in head first? If I do will he crawl up me too far or
>bite while in? or should I stick it in tail first?
>
>Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake? What if the animal
>urinates while in me?
>
>I plan to tape the entire thing and offer it as a real (.rm) movie file to
>those who would like a copy. I cannot upload a binary to any of the newsgroups
>so if you get one from me please offer it to everyone.
>
>
>
>Thanks in advance!!!
>
>Merle Matthews
>merl...@aspib.net
Merle,
You sound like the sick whackos that rec.skiing.alpine has produced, I
can offer you a solution though. Mail me the video, and I'll post it
for you.
Two Buddha
Vail: Blow Me Dumbfuck
Vicky Guest
RONKLIMO
mark
the pair of them disappearing together ?.
Vicky Guest <vi...@macropolis.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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rocky...@gmail.com
KillTrihards
> Could a get a copy of this video??
jason22...@gmail.com
elisa...@gmail.com
> I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
> snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
> this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
> involved.
>
> Questions:
>
> Should I stick the snake in head first? If I do will he crawl up me too far or
> bite while in? or should I stick it in tail first?
>
> Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake? What if the animal
> urinates while in me?
>
> I plan to tape the entire thing and offer it as a real (.rm) movie file to
> those who would like a copy. I cannot upload a binary to any of the newsgroups
> so if you get one from me please offer it to everyone.
>
>
>
> Thanks in advance!!!
>
> Merle Matthews
> merl...@aspib.net
>
>
> **********************************************************
> And be sure to check out my website for some HOT and HEAVY
> Scat action !!!!
> http://www.aspib.pardesi.com
> **********************************************************
imrank...@gmail.com
Datz
> I'm a submissive male who is interested in sticking a live animal, such as a
> snake up my ass. I am tempted to run out to the pet store to buy a snake to do
> this but am hesitant since I know nothing about snakes or the problems
> involved.
> Questions:
> Should I stick the snake in head first? If I do will he crawl up me too far or
> bite while in? or should I stick it in tail first?
> Is there a chance of catching a disease from a snake? What if the animal
> urinates while in me?
> I plan to tape the entire thing and offer it as a real (.rm) movie file to
> those who would like a copy. I cannot upload a binary to any of the newsgroups
> so if you get one from me please offer it to everyone.
> Thanks in advance!!!
> Merle Matthews
> merl...@aspib.net
>
> --
> **********************************************************
> And be sure to check out my website for some HOT and HEAVY
> Scat action !!!!
> http://www.aspib.pardesi.com
> **********************************************************