Niggers prepare for Fathers Day

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Niggers (or the more politically correct Basketball-Americans) are a
sub-human invasive species of simian de-volved from GOOGs (gibbons,
orangutangs or gorillas; not bonobos/chimps, a higher life form). They
have infiltrated, polluted and destroyed every nation in the world.
Niggers are poor, retarded, ugly, and even worse, they smell even after
taking a shower. Niggers pretend to act civilized, but one quick glance
at one or a group of them will dispel this illusion. Niggers are the
pack mule of the human race and should be treated as such. A Negroid
specimen, when subjected to the correct conditions, evolves into a
highly dangerous form known today as the "nigger". These niggers are
known to capture Caucasian females and drag them back to their hives for
breeding.

Niggers, instead of acting like developed and civilized human beings,
will almost always resort to their monkey instincts by getting drunk on
Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass malt liquor, smoking
menthol cigarettes and weed rolled up in KFC receipts, as well as
copious amounts of crack, then driving around raping white women and
throwing their own feces at other niggers, similar to their
tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Because of the prevalence of violence
in nigger society, 9 out of 10 niggers will be gunned down before the
age of three.

Niggers speak an abomination of English they call Ebonics - which is
pretty much the same as redneck English. Southern whites in America are
99.999% genetically identical to niggers.

The diet of a nigger consists entirely of fried chicken, watermelons,
collard greens, grape soda and Kool-Aid. Niggers also almost constantly
make noise about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from
invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic
spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to "pimp out" their
stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Breakdancing was invented by niggers stealing
hubcaps from moving cars.

Nigger women are the more dangerous of the species. They also happen to
be stupid, poor, ugly, and smelly, but most of all, they are fat
obnoxious assholes. Nigger women, also known as negresses or nigras, are
land-whales who will constantly talk, yell, and babble to each other in
Ebonics, in public, at ridiculous volumes. Nigger women, when
challenged, show their stupidity as well, by taking off their earrings,
shoes and bling before fighting, as their brains are not big enough to
know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. If you confront a negress in
public, beware, for she will surely call her sistahs to "handle yo ass."

All niggers are dangerous in groups, regardless of gender, and travel in
packs. This is because they wish to buy a large bucket of KFC chicken to
share amongst their tribe. No upstanding white folks should ever have
contact with a group of niggers. If you are a white person who has had
contact with a nigger - wait, who are we kidding? Niggers don't know how
to read anyways. If you come into contact with a nigger, it is advisable
to immediately shower for at least four hours, lest the black taint
assimilate you and transform you into one of them. Luckily, the nigger
taint, not unlike those it infects, cannot stand the touch of hot water
or soap. This is the reason niggers stink.

Places you can go to find Niggers interacting with nature include
Africa, KFC, prison, and your local Zoo. For a heart-warming lulzy end
to your visit at the zoo, go to the primate enclosure and you may see
some niggers spending some quality time with their relatives flinging
shit at each other and screeching obnoxiously. For this reason, zoos
commonly mistake niggers for escaped chimpanzees and throw them into the
chimp enclosure, where they quickly fit right in and fully revert to
their monkey appearance.

The term and its meanings
Tristanus Buratus the nigger comedian

"Nigger" is in fact a derivative of the Latin word "Niger/Nigra" which
simply meant Black. When the Spanish ruled the world at least 100 years
ago this evolved into the term "Negro," again meaning black plain and
simple, and then Renaissance-era biologists using Latin to sound
pretentious while naming new and specific species coined the term Nigger
to refer to Black people specifically with absolutely no intention of
being offensive whatsoever. The term caught on and was originally a
positive friendly term at least 100 years ago (read Mark Twain books and
E.S. Nigger Brown Stand). This old usage meant in general people with
dark skin.

Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. First,
Abe Lincoln set loose the apes. This was widely regarded as a bad move
and has made a lot of humans upset. However, the apes weren't grateful:
they were butthurt about losing their rightful place in the world. Due
to said butthurt they decided that all the old terms for their kind were
suddenly offensive. Taking a cue from this, other races began to use
"Nigger" as an insult. This archaic usage is still used by American
blacks who haven't gotten over their victim complex and by American
whites (often college professors) with the baggage of liberal guilt.

With the spelling altered to "Nigga" due to ebonics linguistic
requirements, and all niggers being dumped off at Lake Forest Middle, it
is now considered friendly term among blacks, and a verbal request to be
murdered if said by anyone else. The more specific term "Thug" or
"Gangsta" refers to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass
all the time for no apparent reason. Such "street niggers" are the bane
of all civilized people.
We don't make racist stereotypes up, this came from a 1930s cookbook

But let's cut the bullshit and get down to the facts here, people.
"Nigger" can refer to anybody of any skin color these days, but let's
face it, ya'll... it is more commonly used to reference a piece of shit
black "person" who spends all his time standing on the street corner
drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and figuring out how to kill you
and take your stuff.
Alternative terms
Common street niggers.

Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race
(but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list,
you might find one that the niggers you're talking about doesn't mind
hearing: African-American, afro-American, ape, Aunt Jemima, black,
blackfella, bluegum, Basketball-American, boy, buckwheat, chimpanzee,
Chimp, colored person, coon, cotton picker, gator bait, jigaboo, jive
talker, jungle bunny, mammy, monkey, moolie, Moor, mud person, murder
monkey, muthafuckah, gangsta, my man, nappy head, negro, negroid, nigga,
nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, nigaboo, person of color,
pickaninny, porch monkey, groid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie,
sharecropper, shine, shooter, shitskin, slave, spade, spearchucker,
spook, tar baby, token, Uncle Tom, welfare monkey, coons,
cotton-pickers, dawgs, jungle monkeys, colored people, chimps, pavement
apes, chocolate people, homies, porch monkeys, groids, spooks, darkies,
shit-skins, spades, gorillas, blackies, nigras, welfare sloths, kaffirs,
and mooncrickets. Look Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg HERE for many archaic
terms for various shadings of the breed.

Remember kids: a half-nigger is called a OREO COOKIE. Ya know, like
Obama.
Outside America

"Nigger" is a term seldom heard in the wasteland that exists outside the
shining shores of America, because while America is the only nation to
ever elect a nigger leader without vote rigging, the unwashed foreign
hordes enjoy feeling superior to Americans while simultaneously
oppressing their own niggers. Paradoxically, the unwashed foreign hordes
use words like boy casually, sending stuck up, usually white, American
nigger apologists into spasms of indignation. However, the close
relative of the Nigger, the Sand Nigger, has made a comeback in Britain.
The superior white South Africans also call them "kaffir", which is
derived from the Sand Nigger word kafir meaning infidel.
History
Liberal race-denialists fail to acknowledge the Nigger's correct place
in the evolutionary process.

H.P. Lovecraft summarizes the creation of Niggers in this poem:

When, long ago, the gods created Earth

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.


Niggers were invented by our very drunk God after having lost badly at a
poker night with Buddha, Satan, and whatever deviant gods the
towel-headed Arabs claim to worship in between camel buggering. The
first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly shit pits
in Africa to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and
find a market for the watermelon, a vegetable posing as a fruit that
normal white people would never eat. It is also believed that a big
piece of shit, shoved up an orangutans pussy before being fucked by a
skunk, evolved into the nigger and subsequently the dark brown color of
the species and the overpowering body odour because of the genetic
structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the
orangutan pussy.

The human recognized the threat of niggers raping everyone and breeding
everywhere and waged war on the niggers for over 9000 years. Utilizing
its superior technology, the human defeated nigger-kind and exploited
its innate retardation for the purpose of slavery, building monuments
for humans such as Ancient Rome. After three hundred years of deserved
servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy butthurt
liberals (Abraham Lincoln) and accidentally freed niggers (Martin Luther
King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the
failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million niggers dumb and
happy picking cotton and eating watermelon.

Sometime in the late 20th century, the niggers renamed themselves as
niggas, in a vain attempt to shed their truly shitty history. It didn't
work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle,
but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use
their new-found freedom for constructive purposes such as robbing liquor
stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and
wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big...
Niggers in ancient times
Look at dem monkey, bra

A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually
niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify
something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are
numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the
Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas
with Egyptian drivers licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never
change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a
bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers knowledge and invented
math. Nobody ever 'splained to the niggas that knowledge is not a
physical, finite substance and that if somebody steals your knowledge,
you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having
any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War
reconstruction, of knowin' how to steal watermelons from Whitey's
fields.

The Vikings called niggers "the blue men" because in their silly
hurdy-gurdy language the words for "blue" and "black" were all fucked
up. Some niggers even journeyed with the Vikings (taking easily to the
Viking career options of pillager, raider, rapist and thug) and took
Viking wives (who were likely pale skinned, blue eyed and blonde haired,
showing that even back then, niggers "loved dem' white wimminz").

However, there is evidence that some Somali niggers were great pirates
back in the day... Well, okay that probably ain't too unrealistic once
you think about it; looting ships armed with guns, swords and knives,
gangbanging white hookers and stealing gold and bling, it's not too
surprising there, g'noewatimsayun?
Characteristics
Features clearly visible

A Nigger is the long sought after "missing link" between man and ape.
They are characterized by their over-sized lips, tight-curled hair, and
their love for fried chikins, watermelons, purple drank, large asses,
jailhouses, crack rocks, and dat wyte pussay.

The female version of this species of sub-human is the Nigress, or
"She-Nigger". They are known mostly for their completely, impossibly
over-sized asses, their completely fucktarded names (Bix Nood,
Tamqueesha, Mo'neeque, Mercades, LaFawnduh, etc), and their 6 inch long
fake nails.

Niggers tend to gravitate towards shiny things, which they call bling,
and cover their cars with them. They think this makes them special, but,
in fact, it just makes them moar gay and retarded.
Why niggers love watermelons and fried chicken
Two young negros revering their sacred fowl in a ritualistic display of
drool and total faggotry.

Niggers are attracted to bright colors and large amounts of sugar, not
unlike their cousins who swing from trees. Niggers get obsessed by
trivial pleasures like watermelon, fried chicken and bling because it
stimulates a vestigial part of their primitive jungle brains. Niggers
are by their very nature useless scroungers. They didn't grow anything,
they didn't raise anything, and they didn't hunt anything. They've spent
the last entire fucking millennium before captivity foraging for food on
the jungle floor - minimizing their physical activity during the day,
and seeking to avoid predators during the night.

The primary component of the Nigger diet in da Muddaland was ripened and
rotting fruit. This was a huge bonus in terms of survival - easy to
digest, and rich in water and carbohydrates it took very little energy
to digest and assimilate.

Niggers today are still "Hard Wired" to get all excited over brightly
colored fruit drinks, which is programmed into their DNA - and will
invariably make a bee-line to the fruit punch and grape drank fountains
in the cafeteria thinking they've hit the jackpot!

Don't be fooled - Niggers are still the same stupid, primitive apes they
were a 100,000 years ago. A few decades of MTV and Affirmative Action
isn't going to change a damn thing!


Types of Niggers
A transnigger.

* Wannabe Nig: Someone who for unfathomable reasons seeks to become
any of the other creatures on this list. May call themselves a
"transnigger", "burned cracker" or many other Euphemisms.
* Quadroon: A racial cocktail, consisting of one part mulatto, one
part fat white trash. Shake well and incarcerate.
* The Nig: The Nig is essentially a nigger pretending to act
civilized in order to rape your children. Obongo hisself is the most
well-known Nig currently alive.
* The Negro: The Negro is known for having all the basic traits of
the nigger species. They share a fetish for fried chicken (most likely
Church's Chicken because it's the cheapest kind) and purple drank (a
fruit juice-cough medicine concoction, boiled sweets optional). Their
attire includes clothes that are 10 sizes too big, fake gold chains,
converse sneakers, flannel shirts that fit so god damn tight its
disgusting, and custom baseball caps with flattened brims and the tags
still on, cuz dey gotz dat sw@qq. Some niggers also are known to have
dey dreds so deyz be lookz coolz n sheeit. These objects are not only
retarded, but filthy and disease ridden. If you see a nigger with
dreadlocks walking toward you, prepare your anus.
* The Double Nigger: The Double Nigger makes up about 85% of crime
in the U.S., as well as 99% of all gangs . They're known for making
JewTube videos in which they flash their 10 dollar bills while wearing
their respective gang's "Cullaz", smoke blunts, and show off their
Cerebral Palsy or some shit. The Double Nigger have been immortalized in
Rockstar Game's Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
* The Niggest: The Niggest are the indigenous niggers of Africa, a
continent known for its AIDS, and ass-backwards society. Their skin is
so black, that the only way you could possibly see them after dark would
be if they showed their teeth, but by then, it will be too late. This is
the main cause of the spread of AIDS in Africa, as it is in the nigger's
(especially the Double Nigger and Niggest's) primal nature to rape
anything that moves.

Communication


Black Honor Student

Since all niggers are too retarded to learn proper English, they are
practically impossible to understand. Their "language" is in fact the
epitome of laziness. An example in modern ebonics is "ackin" for
"acting" because its just too much mental effort moving the tongue to
the roof of the mouth to make a "t" sound. Sometimes the nigger is
simply too derro to learn proper English. Example: "hello my name is
jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets me names jamie
c, respectaz or ill pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" Typical nigger's
burns consist of putting random words together. Examples include "yo ol'
burnt skittle lookin azz" or "poptart frostin' bald head." After the
niggers burn on each other every other nigger laughs as loud as possible
for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic
way and then start shooting each other over drugs. The last nigger
standing will then take all the drugs in epic win. Hopefully, he'll kill
himself after realizing his homies are dead, causing lulz.

Not to be confused with English, for whites, Engrish, for Asians, El
English, for Mexicans, Nigger Speak is it's own form of language,
containing many profanities and numerous nonsense/useless slang words in
a single sentence. On the internet, this stupidity is magnified at least
100 times and usually leaves all other races in a wtf moment. Unlike
13375p34k, where the words have minor purpose, Nigger Speak has no use
whatsoever and is the Nigger's way of getting back at the white man. The
normal conversation between two fluent in Nigger Speak goes something
like this "Smh, lmlmlml, dat sht hd mi rolin on duh fukin flor" "Omkfc,
ikr"

See here for an example of the North American Nigger, in its native
habitat:


Blastin' Them Bitches to Tha Floor,Five-O Mothafuckaz Dead By Tha Police
Department Front Door, I Waz Here Before You Heard The Term Hardcore!


—Some nigga rapper AKA Madd-Rippah
Hobbies
Niglet preparing for its life of diabeetus
The result of centuries of selective slave breeding and money hungry
sports team owners.
Awwww look at them, they look so happy in their niggers tent

* Throwing their pitiful life away (Breaking News : niggers can't
control themselves)
* Having no self-respect (niggers are pretty shameless)
* Mental Retardation
* Attention Whores worse than a drag queen
* Playing the race card (niggers top secret weapon )
* Intimidating other animals
* Loving their drugs and bling more than anything in this
world(including wife and kids)
* Pretending
* Pretending having money (but you'd know better, unless you're a
Retard.)
* Even taking stupid photos of them with money in their mouths
* Basketball and other sports that require no strategy and more
stealing (the only things they are not lazy about)
* Raping white wimminz (the other thing they are not lazy about)
* Bragging about their massive cocks (Which they don't know how to
use)
* Being so fucking loud at movie theaters and plays
* Stealing from whitey
* Rioting
* Whining about The Man keeping them down
* Driving expensive cars to the welfare office
* Collecting welfare checks
* Spending welfare checks on chicken and rims
* Eating KFC
* Eating shit in Europe
* Robbing local convenience stores
* Stealing bikes
* Being a useless waste of space in general
* Getting beat up by the cops
* Taking loads of crack
* Ripping dumb whitey with 419 scams
* Wasting precious carbon atoms
* Being fucking useless
* Pissing off Jesus
* Starving to death
* Fighting constant civil wars
* SHOOPED, NIGGA
* Shooting each other
* Stealing Air Jordans (nigger shoes)
* Joining gangs
* Eating watermelinz
* Becoming a whitey's bitch
* Looking like shit
* Not going to school
* Sleeping in the streets
* Eating shit
* Spreading AIDS
* Getting thrown to jail for no reason
* Singing and clapping in church
* Tricking the Human race into thinking that they are one of us
* Performing drive-bys with an Uzi
* Shitting on your porch
* Being complete assholes
* Winning first place in a Monkey beauty pageant
* Stinking like shit
* Being negative influences on dumb white kids, even dumber, poorer
asian kids and Spics.
* Driving down the street and blasting shitty rap music out of their
rusted out Cadillac/Chevy Caprice.
* Using Ebonics in the presence of intelligent white people, then
getting pissed off when asked what the fuck they said.
* Tripping over their baggy pants as they run from the cops.
* Being shit