A visit to Miss Bee.(a tad off color)
Butterkup
better than my friends. Hope I don't offend.
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A Visit To Miss Bea
Miss Bea was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and
kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early
in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She
invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.
As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a
cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water
floated, of all things, a prophylactic. Imagine his shock and
surprise. Imagine his curiosity!
Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something...! But he certainly
couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor.
When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and
its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could
resist no longer.
"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
(pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on the
organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...
I haven't had a cold all winter."
Linda 2 TX
Linda
Toddy
Fantastic !! I just had a great laugh too...thanks Sue :-)
Toddy
"Butterkup" <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
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Dot Roots
would do. :o)
Example: My dad is in ICU with tubes in and out of every orifice of his
body. Aunt Kathryn (his sister) looks down at him and says "Well
Cleburne they just won't let a fella die will they?"
My dad looked up and her and said "No Kathryn and I am kinda glad"
Dorothy
Kelly Petit
Loved it, Sue!
Reminds me of a Norwegian story told by a chemist and supposed to be true.
A hillbilly came into a chemist's and ordered some Tampax. The girl behind the
counter wanted to know whether he'd like + or normal. He said he didn't know.
"Didn't you wife tell you?" she asked. he said he didn't have a wife and she
wondered why he wanted to buy Tampax. "Well," said the hillbilly, "I saw this
commercial on TV that if you use Tampax, you'll both be able to swim and cycle
and I know neither."
kelly
Hugette.Lespine
judithann
Thanks, Kelly and Sue for the best way to begin a day!
ja--
LAUGHTER, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of
the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is
infectious and, though intermittent, incurable. Liability to
attacks of laughter distinguishes man from the animals . . .
~~~~~~~~~
Ambrose Bierce
In article <38C91B9D...@a2points.com>, Kelly Petit
<kelly...@a2points.com> wrote:
>LOL
>Loved it, Sue!
>Reminds me of a Norwegian story told by a chemist and supposed
to be true.
>A hillbilly came into a chemist's and ordered some Tampax. The
girl behind the
>counter wanted to know whether he'd like + or normal. He said
he didn't know.
>"Didn't you wife tell you?" she asked. he said he didn't have a
wife and she
>wondered why he wanted to buy Tampax. "Well," said the
hillbilly, "I saw this
>commercial on TV that if you use Tampax, you'll both be able to
swim and cycle
>and I know neither."
>kelly
>
>Butterkup wrote:
>
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Bobbie.
Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
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Bobbie.
hilarious.....Thank you Sue.
Bobbie:-)
Toddy <tod...@q-net.net.au> wrote in message
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> ROTFLMHO !!!!!!!
> Fantastic !! I just had a great laugh too...thanks Sue :-)
> Toddy
>
>
> "Butterkup" <k...@ewol.com> wrote in message
> news:38C86F4A...@ewol.com...
arlin
Bobbie. <bob...@smith-bj.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Oh, thank you......loved the laugh....ROTFWL....Bobbie:-)
>
> Kelly Petit <kelly...@a2points.com> wrote in message
> news:38C91B9D...@a2points.com...
> > LOL
> > Loved it, Sue!
> > Reminds me of a Norwegian story told by a chemist and supposed to be
> true.
> > A hillbilly came into a chemist's and ordered some Tampax. The girl
> behind the
> > counter wanted to know whether he'd like + or normal. He said he
> didn't know.
> > "Didn't you wife tell you?" she asked. he said he didn't have a wife
> and she
> > wondered why he wanted to buy Tampax. "Well," said the hillbilly, "I
> saw this
> > commercial on TV that if you use Tampax, you'll both be able to swim
> and cycle
> > and I know neither."
> > kelly
> >
> > Butterkup wrote:
> >