I have three words for anne--Pentium.
Fortunately my ISP filters out binaries.
Saves calling people names. ;-)
--
Gordon Harris
So I took one half the ladder and painted over cracks in the garage roof
to stop it leaking on my new car.
I am getting too old for some of these jobs..... :-(
--
Gordon Harris
EVal, the Wicked Witch of the West (Eddie still cant spell, btw..)
But you still can't fold any piece of paper in two any more than seven
times - if that....
I need to get back up onto my roof and do some resealing. This house has
the original asphalt shingles first installed when the house was built in
1950, but coated with foamed-in-place polyurethane foam about 15-20 years
later. I see no reason why the roof won't last as long as the house. It's
the 2-stage coating over the foam I must re-do from time to time.
Regular asphalt shingles here seldom last more than 15 years or so,
sometimes less....
My attic is far cooler than most, making my A/C work less....
> I didn't get the graphics either.
> You must be a devil to live with, Anne, but here I vote you Best Bitch
> in Show, as they say at Cruft's.
You're a dog.
Suze
> Nonsense, I'm more evil than both of you together, I hang out with Eddie
> AND Eugene..and while we're bitching, Ms Trollerina, how come _I_ dont get
> to see your graphic? It's not like you dont know where I live...
> EVal, the Wicked Witch of the West (Eddie still cant spell, btw..)
> Janie wrote:
>> No, I'M the best Bitch,Gordon. :) Ask anyone:) I'm THE Bitch. lol
>> Janie
>>>I didn't get the graphics either.
Why is that oddly arousing?
an yus bcuz ewe iss Lykink ve don meen ve iss Nize..don b baaink zush zduff,
ewe runeink ve orribul rebutayshun!
Bud iss heffink kompinzayshun... gnow ZEE heffink deel vit dem nawdy A-Hi-ya
boyz.. Beh, beh, beh!
ve usink id 2 peece xbanshun gorez in ewe zlex... <:8
>> So I took one half the ladder and painted over cracks in the garage roof
>> to stop it leaking on my new car.
>
>> I am getting too old for some of these jobs..... :-(
>
>Far easier and safer to pay somebody else to do these jobs, and it
>leaves you with more free time to do things you enjoy, surely? <G>
>
I can cope with half a wooden extension ladder, but I must be losing arm
strength, and I do have a leaflet someone pushed through my letterbox
offering Painting and Decorating, gutter cleaning..
That sounds like the right man for the job, I don't want someone who is
looking for loose tiles, knows how to loosen tiles, and wants Ł5,000
advance to buy some glue. :-)
--
Gordon Harris
Funny story;
She was here for dinner, last Sunday, and while I cooked the meal she
prepared the strawberries for 'afters'. (No - not Edwina Curry's idea).
I always have my roll of kitchen towel loaded on a holder in the same
way, so that the end is on the left (shades of toilet roll hanging)....
I noticed that after she had done the strawberries the roll was mounted
the opposite way, and wondered why, so I changed it back, and saw a
slight strawberry juice stain on the top end of the roll, and kind of
shrugged.
However, after we retired to the lounge, M**** returned to the kitchen
to brew tea, and the next time I went in the kitchen I noticed that the
roll had been turned over again, hiding the stain!
I still don't know whether she was just having fun or whether she was
sneakily hiding the stain, and I didn't asked her, because she got
stroppy when I reminded her that she should be chasing up the garage for
a copy of the missing MOT certificate for her new car. It was her
deceased friend Mary's car, and the relatives asked her to be the keeper
while they sort out Mary's intestate affairs, which will take ages.
I would guess that they would give M**** the car eventually, a Nissan
Micra, about 5 years old, with 1400 miles on the clock, but if she was
stopped for any reason and asked to produce documents, they would ask
awkward questions, like MOT Cert, who was the owner etc.....
So hoff she went in a huff, and I didn't fancy the double helping of
strawberries so I gave them to my neighbours. :-)
He is the one with prostate cancer, and it was a little treat for them.
I'm going to mention the roll today......
--
Gordon Harris
>> Suze says...
>> Now wait just a darn minute there Val! There are things you don't know
>> about
>> me yet. I was voted Best Bitch of 1968 in my hometown and have the banner
>> to
>> prove it! Did I mention I teach nightschool course on Bitchery and run
>> the
>> Bitch and Stitch network for the whole of Vancouver Island? That's
>> because
>> once your done bitchin' you need stitchin'. So I reckon that *I'm* the
>> best
>> bitch herabouts. And just to prove it...love your new dress Val, what'd
>> you
>> do with the rest of the tablecloth? ;-))
> This is more that I can deal with! Our own sweet Suze Best Bitch? Say it
> ain't so.
> Numac
>> > Nonsense, I'm more evil than both of you together, I hang out with
Down boy! Here...let me adjust your collar... ;-)
Suze
Suze
"Janie" wrote in message ...
> No,Suze,I'M the biggest bitch around. Just ask my husband!
> Janie
>> Now wait just a darn minute there Val! There are things you don't know
Suze
"Val Adams" wrote ...
Blayink zilly iss BERRY sheepee ting 2 du!
Ve don godt gno zdinkin 'zakrid gowz! Ve iss Sheepeez!
Bud du nodt mourn & heffink woe abowd ewe zoftig vooleez, remembrink wizdum
frum Grate Parchmend:
Ewe iss Nodt Vat! Ewe iss FLUFFY!
vs, tenkink ewe abowd nu tress, iss 'EWE-LA-LA' nummer, brinkd 2 flok by
yung Kinuk deziner ve heff zukzeed hin ketchink 4 ve berry owen dezbite
FEERZ gombitishun frum hoominz! EBBERYBUDDY vantink zoftig ewe, bud VE iss
chambienz, VE VIN!
8:>NuKinukLambee!<:*
Great. First sheep, now pigs.
>Oh,yea...Wel, my husband ha ben i the closet for 10 years.
Locked from the inside?
--
Gordon Harris
yu iss gnow in hebben, Grayt Horned Vun, yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss???
> I give up...I can't speak Sheepees. utBay Iay ancay peaksay igpay atinlay!
> Janie
ewe duink berry gudt ven ewe tryink, ewe gneedink mor zelve-konfidenze. bud
iss hokay, ole aminul kinkdum iss iggletarien mor den hoominz, igpay atinlay
iss yusd inefay itvay evay!
Ole Flok
Yes but you are my kind of Bitch, honest and direct. A person always knows
where they stand with you and you do not suffer fools lightly.
Sinclair
I find AnneJ and Lorraine forceful women with strong convictions. I do like
people who will stand their ground. I do not like ad hominem attacks. Would
it not be best to simply ignore posts that you consider offensive. I learned
what a kill file was, with the help of Toddy, put three people in it and am
sailing along with some good and lively exchanges There are many other
thing to chat about that do not involve particular people
Robert Louis Stevenson
Poem XXIV
Happy Thought
The world is so full of a number of things,
I'm sure we should all be as happy as kings.
Sinclair
You have a good side let the bad side go. I will not change my convictions
about AnneJ or Lorraine. You are indulging in ad hominem attacks let it go.
Do not drink water you do not have to.
Sinclair
Of course the house would always be a mess.
8-(
>I'm the same about kitchen roll, and toilet rolls,
>they spool from the left......or else! <G>
>
Of course they do!
X X XX XX
X X X X X X
X X X XX XX X X
XX XXX X
It's been quite a while since I showered anyone with kisses....
--
Gordon Harris
What is it I can't take Janie?????
Have I ever ever e-mailed you Janie?????
Gees, get the yellow pages now and get yourself a psychiatrist, I will pay
the bill if necessary but PLEASE get help, you are very very sick.
You are trying to make believe that I e-mail you????? Liar liar
liar...there is not one single day that you come here on this group
lying...it is a sickness, constantly lying.
Stop lying and I will stop answering to your lies.
And remember, when you post on a news group, everyone is entitled to
respond, like it or not...you will have the sympathy of those who feels they
need to support you for whatever reason but you will never get my support
with your lies. I hate liars!
Lorraine
You know what your problem is Janie? You are jealous. Jealous because you
never had loving parents, because your mariage life has got too much up and
down, your friends are living you one after another because you lie
constantly.
You might have gone through a lot in your life but most of it YOU made it
happen.
My parents raised 17 children, not only one like you, they paid medical
bills much more than you could afford to pay and they never complained about
it like you do with your son. And I must tell you, we are all the same in
my family, we won't say it is grey when it is black and we do not use
newsgroup to get to make friends...just the lot of us makes a big bunch of
friends LOL....but still your problem is that you are jealous when you
realize other people have got a real life...which you never had and never
will have.
Now, go to the medicine cabinet and take your medication.
Lorraine
>>I gave my cat a bath once. It took a week to get all the hairs
>>off my tongue.
>
>
> I know it's a joke, but....YEUCH!
>
I wouldn't try it with an alpaca, though.
>Yes it does! Wear your VERY oldest clothes, if you do get adventurous! <G>
>(Or I could come and do it for you, with my new super-dooper power washer?)
>You're *almost* old enough to qualify for my help..... ;-)
>
Cheeky c*w! I have a good power washer, and I know exactly where
I'd like to stick it. Guess where.....
(No dear, not yours).
I wear my old waterproof walking jacket and trousers when I clean the
drive and paths. I did promise to do next door's patio when I saw
her struggling with a yard brush and bleach, cos her hubby is knackered
now, so that's another flamin' job lined up.
--
Gordon Harris
In news:r_idnVwpMNl...@comcast.com,
Janie <mb...@comcast.net> stated
In news:wY2dnW9B9YY...@comcast.com,
Janie <mb...@comcast.net> stated
>Yes, you are the one with the problem because you overreact to what people
>say to you. People can hurl insults at me all they want and I will just
>ignore them, you are giving them power to hurt you that they could not have
>without your consent.
We all have different personalities. Some can let hurt roll off their
backs and some are devastated by it. If this is a group of friends we
will be cognizent of different personalities and step softly around
those who are wounded by critical posts and joke with those who
aren't. There are no problem people here, just poor solutions to
those who don't recognize different personality types.
Dalin
Or maybe custom colors
Suze
"Janie" wrote...
>I give up...I can't speak Sheepees. utBay Iay ancay peaksay igpay atinlay!
> Janie
> "Val Adams" <va_a...@pacbell.net> wrote in message
> news:N_3Pe.1381$eQ....@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...
>> ewe iss heffink berry nize mannerz, muzd be nudder Kinuk ting..bud gno
>> gneed, sheepees iss iggletariun zoziedy, 'hed' enny giben dae iss ony hoo
>> tryink nu fuud furzd..zumtime berry zhord rayne..bud flok zdayink zafe...
>> Blayink zilly iss BERRY sheepee ting 2 du!
>> Ve don godt gno zdinkin 'zakrid gowz! Ve iss Sheepeez!
>>
>> Bud du nodt mourn & heffink woe abowd ewe zoftig vooleez, remembrink
> wizdum
>> frum Grate Parchmend:
>> Ewe iss Nodt Vat! Ewe iss FLUFFY!
>>
>> vs, tenkink ewe abowd nu tress, iss 'EWE-LA-LA' nummer, brinkd 2 flok by
>> yung Kinuk deziner ve heff zukzeed hin ketchink 4 ve berry owen dezbite
>> FEERZ gombitishun frum hoominz! EBBERYBUDDY vantink zoftig ewe, bud VE
>> iss
>> chambienz, VE VIN!
>>
>> 8:>NuKinukLambee!<:*
>>
>> Suze wrote:
>> > Ice zorry hed sheepees, Ice yust blaying zilly vay. Reeeeely lige yore
> tress
>> > bickthyme und neffer inzult ewe hagen. Tress nut ennysing like
>> > dableclot.Bud! Ice NUT neeting gorze on zee zlacks! Zey zized bik enuff
>> > halreddy! Voe iz mee, za dew vell-rounted sheepee.
>> >
>> > Suze
>> >
>> > "Val Adams" wrote ...
>> >
>> >
>> >>Baaa-aaaw! ve iss Beeink worsted by nuist bebby lambee! nudder vun dem
>> >>feerss Kinukz, zbinnink vooleez ebery witch vay!
>> >
>> >
>> >>Bud iss heffink kompinzayshun... gnow ZEE heffink deel vit dem nawdy
>> >>A-Hi-ya boyz.. Beh, beh, beh!
>> >>ve usink id 2 peece xbanshun gorez in ewe zlex... <:8
>> >>Suze wrote:
>> >>>Now wait just a darn minute there Val! There are things you don't know
>> >>>about me yet. I was voted Best Bitch of 1968 in my hometown and have
>> >>>the
>> >>>banner to prove it! Did I mention I teach nightschool course on
>>>>> Bitchery and run the Bitch and Stitch network for the whole of
>>>>> Vancouver Island?
>> >>>That's because once your done bitchin' you need stitchin'. So I reckon
>> >>>that *I'm* the best bitch herabouts. And just to prove it...love your
>>>>> new dress Val, what'd you do with the rest of the tablecloth? ;-))
>> >>>Suze
>> >>>>Nonsense, I'm more evil than both of you together, I hang out with
>> >>>>Eddie
>> >>>>AND Eugene..and while we're bitching, Ms Trollerina, how come _I_
>>>>>> dont get to see your graphic? It's not like you dont know where I
>>>>>> live...
>> >>>>EVal, the Wicked Witch of the West (Eddie still cant spell, btw..)
>> >>>>Janie wrote:
>> >>>>>No, I'M the best Bitch,Gordon. :) Ask anyone:) I'm THE Bitch. lol
>> >>>>>Janie
>> >>>>>>I didn't get the graphics either.
>> >>>>>>You must be a devil to live with, Anne, but here I vote you Best
> Bitch in Show, as they say at Cruft's.
>> >>>>>>Gordon Harris
> "Suze" said:
>> No Janie, I'm the biggest bitch and YOU can ask MY husband...just
>> hang on while I let him out of his closet.
> Just a bloody minute, madam! Get in the effing queue!!
> I've been the Number One Bitch around here for god knows
> how long, and I'm not giving up the title without a fight!
> --
> AnneJ
Hah! First of all, I'm NOT a madam...I'd no doubt be way richer if I was!
Secondly, name yer weapons or go sit on one of yer mush-mines and nibble
shortbread until it blows up! <MG*>
*malicious grin
Suze...doing bitchery warm-up and flexing mouth muscles.