Have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!
Tommy
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HAVE MANY MEETINGS WITH GHOSTS THIS HALLOWEEN NIGHTS!!! (-:
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Halloween jokes:
Q: How can you enter a haunted house?
A: With a skeleton key.
Q: How can you fatten up a ghost?
A: With ghoulash and spooketti.
Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster.
Q: How can a witch tell the time?
A: By using a witch watch.
Q: What is bigger than a monster but lighter than a bird?
A: A monster's shadow.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a ghost with a black bird?
A: A scare-crow.
Q. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A. With a pumpkin patch!
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as "Rocky", in
boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he
returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep several minutes ago?" I
asked. "Yes" he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more
times tonight, too."
Q. Why are black cats such good singers?
A. They're very meeewsical.
Q. What do birds give out on Halloween?
A. Tweets.
Q. What do little trees say on Halloween?
A. Twig or treat.
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Kelly Petit
Good ones, Tommy!
kelly
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Bill Becker
stole the Rocky joke to pass on. Goodun :o)
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